When you die..

[Witty]

What do you want written on your gravestone?

[StarFaggot]

I love you.

[Wise Wiggles]

..was buried alive

[ill nik-A]

RIP Fox

[Witty]

I can see up your skirt.

[Wise Wiggles]

I'm still higher than you

[Masaii]

David Lamas tombstone:
"Put the wig in wigger"

Lamabator lelel

[Wise Wiggles]

Your mom just left

or

I got your mom in dis bitch

[PancakeBrah]

Twatface

[Witty]

Twatface

I prefer cunt belly.

[Wise Wiggles]

Foxes are faggots

[StarFaggot]

Strikta

[Wise Wiggles]

Victor

[Texcellence]

"Have you really lived?"

[Certain]

Nothing.

[Inno]

The pledge of allegiance-qouted from morgan freeman.

[anime_boners]

I want a 9 foot tombstone, enscribed with all my good ass posts from message boards.

[Meth]

I'm watching you in the shower

[Witty]

Foxes are faggots

Why would you put a lie on your gravestone?

FOXES ONLY FUCK BITCH FOXES.

[Batty]

I want the tombstone to be a giant sculpture of me riding RPG Raptorshark while cumming on Kate Upton's squeezed together tits with the caption...

Suck my dick I'm a shark

[Malachi]

One of the best to ever do it...

[Certain]

One of the best to ever do it...

To do what?

[Malachi]

Whatever I end up doin I guess

[Texcellence]

Wish you were here?
Because I wish I was there.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Twatface

Hymen head

[Figgly Wiggly]

Here lies Fig

Father
Son
Whore

[Neighbor]

Fuck that

I want them to shoot my dead, lifeless body out of a cannon on live television while Motley Cru plays in the background

G status

[Figgly Wiggly]

I wanna donate my body to...

well, whoever wants it I guess. There's some weirdos out there

but I know I don't wanna be buried

[dead man]

we all float down here, georgie

[Split]

I want a bottle opener incorporated into my gravestone

inscription- "put it on my tab"

[Zen]

There are no roads where we're going.

[uh-oh]

"da god"

but yea i would like a viking burial but i think its probably illegal. have some young dude from my CLAN fire a flaming arrow into my oil soaked body on a boat

since that can't happen i'm probably going to have them freeze my head in that one lab so maybe in the future they can bring me back.

[Zen]

I read somewhere that some culture (can't remember who) cremates your body and puts your ashes in bread and feeds it to birds. Damn...

[Masaii]

I read somewhere that some culture (can't remember who) cremates your body and puts your ashes in bread and feeds it to birds. Damn...

thats amazing! I want that one!

Thats like the fountain, he dies and becomes one with the tree so the sparrows can eat the fruit and he can fly with the birds.

[Batty]

There's another old ritual where they display you in the middle of the Forrest and let the wild animals feast on you at will.

[Ryan 12]

*the funniest best super troll god of all things awesome billy 12 lays here*

[Witty]

*the funniest best super troll god of all things awesome billy 12 lays here*

But...that would not be the truth?

Why would you want your death to be based on the same delusion your life is based on?

[Dominate]

I want a red button and when you push it you hear a recording of Morgan Freeman narrating my life story

[Wise Wiggles]

I want a red button and when you push it you hear a recording of Morgan Freeman narrating my life story

I want Chucky's voice reading proverbs.

[Adonis]

Gravestone will be a liffe mold of yourstruly with a pair of them following eyes and jack nicholas da gods sick smile a la redrum status