IF THIS PIC WORKS: Please, ROAST ME YOU FAGOTS

[Geno]

http://netcees.co/image.php?u=9&dateline=1370303335&type=profile

[Certain]

Looking like he sets up his own roast threads.

[big baby]

please delete this thread and consult me or bags or official roasts, bitch.

[Certain]

Spent 45 minutes shaping up his beard so he could start his own roast thread.

[Geno]

Lol. Good shit guys. Hilarious

[Certain]

Once started his own rap-rock band with the ambition to be "a more hip-hop Limp Bizkit." Later, started his own roast thread.

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like jay lenos chin sowed on to stone cold Steve austins head

[Certain]

Turns his hat backward like he's about to conduct a Pokemon battle when he starts his own roast thread.

[Split]

that's the face Steve-O wore to whats his names funeral

Honey I Shrunk the Income Stream

[Split]

Wayne Brady runs crazy train on his main bitch till she's trainsick on his gravy shade Asics

[Split]

Royce da 4'12"

[Ryan 12]

lmao split eight do u even sleep, bro?

[Split]

Regularly called a stray and shooed out his apartment

[Split]

lmao split eight do u even sleep, bro?

Sleep is for faggots

Nah I'm on the train going to the city atm

[Ryan 12]

dudes idea of iQ is an app made by apple featuring variations of the letter Q in native Papua New Guinean dialects

[Ryan 12]

The Great Wall of Chin-a

[Split]

the 2nd best thing to ever happen to his mother in a train station urinal

[Ryan 12]

works 9-5 at 7-11 from 8 am to 3 pm in 3 hours shifts for poverty wage

[Split]

uses Joe Budden Aftershave

[Split]

Photoshopped himself into a craigslist apartment

[Allen Knight]

Fucka strong jaw line, his placed 3rd in a power lifting competition

[Ryan 12]

identifies himself as agnostic, doesn't even know what it means

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like goldberg speared himself into a botox shot

[Ryan 12]

doesn't believe in himself

[Certain]

He's not wearing a shirt because he just had his right nipple pierced, but he cropped the photo so we couldn't make fun of him for it when he started his own roast thread.

[Ryan 12]

baffled as to why Galactus is taking so long

[Ryan 12]

his self-esteem and hairline have this in common; non-existence

[Ryan 12]

promotion of his homemade workout DVD; A Dumbass w/ Dumbbells 4 - Fuck That Gym in the Ass was cut due to technical difficulties

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like he got tea bagged by a elephant

[Ryan 12]

dropped out of school in kindergarten

[Ryan 12]

looks like the type of nigga who doesnt even know how to spell faggot

[Split]

once smoked tin foil out of a tube sock

[Masaii]

That is actually a very well sculpted beard sir. Good day.

[Ryan 12]

Childhood Hero - G-Thug the Infamous Rapeward Artist

[Certain]

Pretends to be Scottie Pippen when shooting around and Flavor Flav when posting his own roast threads.

[big baby]

lol fucking genocide. Look like he got a shape-up by a OCD crayon specialist.

Looks like a swag character in Street Fighter. Special moves Hadudeken. Fucking hat backwards wigger. Fuck you

[NYCSPITZ]

this dude sweats crisco on the treadmill

[NYCSPITZ]

bulging trapezoids out for facebook likes from high school bitches, gets excited when HS bitches like doze shits

[Figgly Wiggly]

Private messages his little sisters friends talking about "aye girl, you like slaughterhouse?"

[Batty]

I can't roast this.

You gotta have somebody else post this up, you can't do it urslf

this is like buying yourself a xmas gift and then acting surpised.

it violates all things NCG

without some form of standards, we are nothing more than net heathens.


and peeps don't need to respond in their own roasts, you gotta sit there and enjoy. smh

[big baby]

Hadudeken swag.

[dull boy]

Knows exactly how many hairs are on his face at any given moment. 1,779 when he started his own roast thread.

[dull boy]

Uses a drafting compass and leveler to trim his beard. Asks his sister if he can use her vanity mirror, he has 2 of his own, but likes to use 3 simultaneously while tweezing away strays that get outta line. Uses a no-no to preemptively fight them. Face smells like Nair.

[dull boy]

Cares to a feminine degree about seeming manly. Took all the doors off his closets. Doesn't have to come out 'cause he never really goes in.

[dull boy]

Looks, acts and sounds like an idiot.

[Certain]

Knows exactly how many hairs are on his face at any given moment. 1,779 when he started his own roast thread.

:-)

[dull boy]

Yeah. I got a chuckle out of your theme. Wink at my nod.