View Full Version : THE ROAST OF BIG GAME
Batty
12-28-2013, 04:47 PM
Most NCGs will better know him under his street name of : MOST UNROFLZ FAYGOT EVAR
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/3488/4iul.jpg
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if you need some background music to get you in the mood, kick on one of his tracks:
http://www.soundclick.com/player/single_player.cfm?songid=10832965&q=hi&newref=1
this dude set white people back 100 years already in everything.
veritas
12-28-2013, 04:57 PM
Dude going with sharon the man-faced pig farmers daughter.
veritas
12-28-2013, 04:59 PM
Dudes left eye got spatial placement aids.
Figgly Wiggly
12-28-2013, 05:03 PM
Lmfao @ THEM DIRTY ASS PANTS
Batty
12-28-2013, 05:04 PM
in the first pic, dude lookin like Jeff Ross from Comedy Central with meth withdrawals.
he looks like a sanitation worker with birth defects that gets him a check
he gets bootleg government assistance that consists of melba toast, Robranda titty milk and a pound and a half of Asiago dick cheese.
He looks like a Wigger Sheldon Cooper. Big Game Theory
his pants have twin bed sheets designs in the pockets
got wigger Link ears
homegirl rocking the Snooki collection from K Mart
he looks like he Googled gang signs
big baby
12-28-2013, 05:05 PM
Mothafucker you look like a gerbil.
Batty
12-28-2013, 05:06 PM
first pic lookin like a sunburnt gay weasel
veritas
12-28-2013, 05:07 PM
Wigger got two foreheads.
Wise Wiggles
12-28-2013, 05:07 PM
He looks meth
That's a pic of his mother
Allen Knight
12-28-2013, 05:08 PM
Lookin like they got married after winning bum fights tag torney
Batty
12-28-2013, 05:09 PM
watch costing $9.96 at Wal Mart
veritas
12-28-2013, 05:09 PM
Lookin like they got married after winning bum fights tag torney
Lolz
Allen Knight
12-28-2013, 05:09 PM
Lookin like he used his trust fund money on a south pole lot on ebay
big baby
12-28-2013, 05:10 PM
looks like the girl was eating chocolate with her fingers and wiping it on her pants. Jesse Pinksmans little brother. Eats white castle after a meth binge. Has his crack dealer's name on his phone as 'dad' so he doesn't mentally breakdown
Allen Knight
12-28-2013, 05:12 PM
Lookin like his face was used as a punching bag for brad pitt in snatch
Allen Knight
12-28-2013, 05:13 PM
He lost his job cuz of kenny powers on east bound an down
veritas
12-28-2013, 05:16 PM
This wiggers head is both fighting against and stricken by gravity.
Badweather
12-28-2013, 05:22 PM
This nigga's nigga's girlfriend is bigger than him
Batty
12-28-2013, 05:32 PM
It looks like Ewoks launched fireworks off of his chest.
Homegirls outfit looks like what my mom wore to college in '93.
Woven woodchips belt
This looks like the type of wigger to put rims on a Datsun his uncle gave him
This motherfucker got a Celtic cross tattoo somewhere fore sures.
Lookin like Darryl Dixon with advanced stages of various cancers
Prolly smokes Newport butts that he finds and has a homemade tattoo gun he made in fourth grade out of one of his moms old dildos.
His face looks like he rode a dirt bike into a hurricane to save a litter of German Shepard/coyote mix puppies
Wearing his christmas shoes and wondering why the whole Polo over Henley fashion trend never went anywhere
Probably has a coin collection of regular pennies
Bruh man put on his "good clothes" for this pic
Looks like VH1 was having a I Love The 90's costume contest and the winning couple gets a cassette single of Informer by Snow and a carton of Marlboro.
Batty
12-28-2013, 06:24 PM
He got all the telling signs that mentioning his father will be "a touchy subject".
veritas
12-28-2013, 06:38 PM
Lol
Looking like a rhino gored a chunk out of his hairline. ....
veritas
12-28-2013, 06:44 PM
first pic lookin like a sunburnt gay weasel
Damn.
Ghost1
12-28-2013, 06:59 PM
Lookin like he smokes cheese doodles out of a hot glue gun off his gas range
veritas
12-28-2013, 07:28 PM
Big games mp3 sound like slamming your wang in a fire door.
Batty
12-28-2013, 08:21 PM
His Mp3 sounding like a Wegro Spiritual tbh.
This motherfucker looks like Wile E Coyote with broke ears.
These 2 met in shop class, she made his heart skip a beat and he made her a belt out of Mogwai pelts.
This dude works at the carnival with Joe Dirt. He drives an 86 Chrystler LeBaron with a woodgrain engine.
Old Shawshank Redemption face looking ass
Batty
12-28-2013, 08:36 PM
Trying to rap his way out of the trailer park like his cousin Detour did.
veritas
12-30-2013, 09:32 AM
how this wigger's manfaced broad gonna be seen in public in a 1980's latino house painter's costume??
anime_boners
12-30-2013, 09:45 AM
One of detour's severed cornrows grew up to become this nigga.
anime_boners
12-30-2013, 09:49 AM
his girl is his cousin..
which is fucked up cause she's also his best friend's sister
...and his best friend is his own brother
veritas
12-30-2013, 09:51 AM
detour and this wigga meet in the street, a five minute handshake ensues.
veritas
12-30-2013, 09:57 AM
This wigga got a ph.d in checkers from county.
Batty
12-30-2013, 11:32 AM
His haircut was the inspiration for Blurred Lines
He did stunt work in Swamp People
She got rejected from playing the role of Jwoww's skank cousin on Jersey Shore
He lost his virginity in a juvenile detention center
They smoke only that "Heisenberg Blue"
Has dreams to start his own cartoon channel called Wiggalodeon
Looks like Adrian Balboa posed with a fox with herpes.
High School Yearbook voted him "most likely to live in a cinderblock house and eat his own shit"
PancakeBrah
12-30-2013, 11:33 AM
Haha this guy eats shit!
veritas
12-30-2013, 11:43 AM
ole ferret faced looking wigga
Batty
12-30-2013, 11:46 AM
It looks like midgets did tricks on her jeans in Barbie jeeps
veritas
12-30-2013, 11:48 AM
mwahahahaaaa
her jeans look like the bang bus hit every bump
veritas
12-30-2013, 11:49 AM
http://blog.petsolutions.com/storage/post-images/ferret.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_***HEVERSION=134082482607 5
veritas
12-30-2013, 11:52 AM
her jeans looking like her cooch expelled sour clam chowder two days prior and she aint had a chance for a wash-up.
Batty
12-30-2013, 11:53 AM
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/3488/4iul.jpg
^ lookin straight up like a semi-confident magenta possum
Knowing his ass can't bust a real smile with them meth cavaties. Prolly lookin like Stalagtites dipped in caramel.
This the type of dude that hangs around at Coinstar looking sketchy.
Looking straight up like his car got a tape deck in it.
veritas
12-30-2013, 11:56 AM
you KNOW this wigga has donned a walmart vest at least once in his life.
you KNOW this wigga got dem after-market 6X9's installed in his momma's ride
dudes eye trying to escape off the side of his dome on some "it'll get us a check" swag
looking like a methed-out, SLIGHTLY taller froggy fresh and shit
Batty
12-30-2013, 12:05 PM
Vanquished @ Bang Bus and Froggy Fresh
Dude lookin like the type of poser who takes rap literally, he only had "$20 in his pocket" and bought those outFits.
And that chain
Dude got that face like he's always sipping on a mixed drink cause of fetal alcohol syndrome
Homegirls pants looks like she runs a tire shop but doesn't own a car
Looks like they got married at at a Motel 6 reception hall that was catered by Waffle House and spent their honeymoon at a NASCAR truck series race.
Batty
12-30-2013, 12:11 PM
He pretends he can't swim in an effort to fit in with black people.
veritas
12-30-2013, 12:17 PM
Wigga got that Ken Griffey jr. Face
Wigga's broad got that part time lunch lady swag
Dudes voice sounds like rick moranis in ghostbusters mixed with damon wayans in major payne and a rheesus monkey.
Looking like a bootleg Strikta
veritas
12-30-2013, 12:20 PM
How this wigga got the height of little mac, but the skin tone of soda popinski, and the cranium of glass joe though?
Batty
12-30-2013, 12:22 PM
Lookin like he smokes potpourri from a Slim Jim wrapper over a sterno then snitches on his mom to a security guard.
His ears look like hyena dick meat
Batty
12-30-2013, 12:26 PM
This the type of wigger to put a wing on a Ford Tempo and try to drift when it rains.
Lookin like an Irish concentration camp survivor. Potato famine faced ass.
veritas
12-30-2013, 12:47 PM
this wigger sold drugs out the Chuck-e-Cheeses where he washed dishes as a 20yr old.
THIS wigger makes up for the lack of a visible neck tat with two forearm tats one reading "hustlez" the other "eryday"
if hollywood was gonna make a movie about this clown it would be "Bender's game".
Looking like that ford tempo bumping a Jeezy mix tape right now
looking like his left eye don't wanna participate right now
Lookin like Buzz from Home Alone after he grew up and rebelled from his surburban upbringing.
veritas
12-30-2013, 12:49 PM
dem ears looking like Mohawk from Gremlin's two and shit....
veritas
12-30-2013, 12:51 PM
wigger's nose looking like it should be working for David Bowie in the Labyrinth
Batty
12-30-2013, 12:54 PM
This motherfucker got a Megamind fade.
He looks like he waxed his chest with Windex and Fruit Roll Ups.
Lookin like Bilbo Baggins cousin named Waldo Wiggins.
Batty
12-30-2013, 12:57 PM
Looking like he dropped out in the 6th grade to be a full time Tilt-a-Whirl operator.
Face lookin like a gay baby mule deer.
veritas
12-30-2013, 12:58 PM
shit^
shirts cannot cage his bird chest.
His ole ladie's jeans look like they smell like my pitbull when her anal glands periodically pop.
veritas
12-30-2013, 12:59 PM
this wigger's broad looking like the 18 wheeler trucker version of Sigorney in full Zuul mode
veritas
12-30-2013, 01:00 PM
Big game disguised as jessie pinkman disguised as a garden gnome
Batty
12-30-2013, 01:03 PM
Homegirl lookin like Wednesday Addams with HPV in horseback riding gear.
veritas
12-30-2013, 01:07 PM
this wig's nose looking like a bunion covered in sugarglider afterbirth
broad looking like she dug up the corpse of Rico Sauve and ganked his rotting jeans
Batty
12-30-2013, 01:26 PM
Looks like one of the kids from the Sandlot got Luekemia and their Make-A-Wish was to give the Heimleich maneuver to Ralph Macchio disguised as Kelly Kapowski.
veritas
12-30-2013, 01:53 PM
wiggers face looking like the moleman when he takes off his glasses, hugging up on Sigorney Weaver disguised as Cheri Oteri disguised as K.D. Lang rocking a K-mart perm kit.
Ryan 12
12-30-2013, 01:56 PM
fucking gone @ hyena dick meat
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
veritas
12-30-2013, 02:00 PM
Looks like one of the kids from the Sandlot got Luekemia and their Make-A-Wish was to give the Heimleich maneuver to Ralph Macchio disguised as Kelly Kapowski.
put that on a shirt.
Witty
12-30-2013, 02:34 PM
I feel I would enjoy this more if I actually knew who Big Game is.
veritas
12-30-2013, 02:42 PM
Witty,
Imagine that Detour and Strikta had a gay love baby, and then got it addicted to Angel Dust and beat it down with shop vac hoses....poof!
Batty
12-30-2013, 03:04 PM
I feel I would enjoy this more if I actually knew who Big Game is.
http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=5051
He's that faggot from LyricalAssault that came on here trying to bring the unrolfz.
The dude with that solid bar about playing the fiddle.
Just listen to the audio linked on the first page of this thread. It sounds like MerMan from Masters of the Universe hitting puberty.
Batty
12-30-2013, 03:04 PM
Witty,
Imagine that Detour and Strikta had a gay love baby, and then got it addicted to Angel Dust and beat it down with shop vac hoses....poof!
^
veritas
12-30-2013, 03:11 PM
mwhahahaaaa @ merman hitting puberty.
Wigger's audios sound like Bill Nye choking on sandpaper and bongwater.
Batty
12-30-2013, 03:16 PM
He sounds like a dying Christmas elf with his dick in a foxtrap.
veritas
12-30-2013, 03:17 PM
He sounds like tokar and rayzar having buttsex covered in quicksand
Batty
12-30-2013, 03:20 PM
His babymomma wearin Obi Wan's boots from Attack of the Clones.
veritas
12-30-2013, 03:22 PM
his baby momma releasing lesion secretions on them Kelly Bundy originals
Big Game, Short stature.
dude sounds like a schreech owl being force fed into a meat grinder while being sodomized with sharpened pencils.
Dope girl
12-30-2013, 03:23 PM
his Girl dancing in dance class swing in his face
veritas
12-30-2013, 03:25 PM
his Girl dancing in dance class swing in his face
moar pleez.....
Batty
12-30-2013, 03:25 PM
He painted his skin red and then put on an Indians hat.
THAT'S RACIST
Witty
12-30-2013, 03:26 PM
Oh yeah lol I remember that dude.
Good show chaps.
veritas
12-30-2013, 03:27 PM
lyrical skill (fiddle) told big game : "you won't never partake in me.....you know, like a roller coaster".
veritas
12-30-2013, 03:28 PM
the kill is this dude is the LESS lyrical Detour.
congrats your life has ethered yourself.
veritas
12-30-2013, 03:32 PM
Big Game's broad's vagina looks like Alex Murphy before he became robocop.
veritas
12-30-2013, 03:45 PM
wigga got that red pigment from the highblood pressure of putting all that salt in the game.
Batty
12-30-2013, 03:46 PM
Big Game is like Detour if Detour's birth defects had birth defects.
Batty
12-30-2013, 03:47 PM
Homegirl wearin methamphetajeans
veritas
12-30-2013, 03:58 PM
wigger's mom de-friended him on facebook because of how embarressed she was that her son kept looking like Larry the cable guy disguised as John Leguizamo.
veritas
12-30-2013, 04:05 PM
his ole lady puts the "glass" in glass-ceiling.
Batty
12-30-2013, 04:58 PM
It looks like his face is made of peanut butter
Figgly Wiggly
12-30-2013, 05:00 PM
BIG LAME HAR HAR HAR
veritas
12-30-2013, 05:03 PM
wigger looks like the only silver spoon he knew had a lighter under it....
Split
12-30-2013, 07:04 PM
wigger looks like the only silver spoon he knew had a lighter under it....
Lmao
Batty
12-31-2013, 09:30 AM
For his uncanny ability to make methamphetamines out of anything, his fellow trailer park neighbors crowned him with the street name of: Methgyver. His most crowing achievement to date is the lab that he made using only a boat motor, an EZ Bake Oven, some Pop Rocks and a gallon of Ortho Weed-B-Gone.
~RustyGunZ~
12-31-2013, 10:23 AM
Haha this guy eats shit!
Best post
Batty shouldn't roast
C-
Batty
12-31-2013, 12:27 PM
Seth, don't be a faggot. I put in at least C+
Paula Abdul judgin ass nigga.
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