What's the worst thing you ever did ever?

[Figgly Wiggly]

One time at the store I saw this baby sitting in a cart

and when the parents looked away, I slapped it on the face

pat!

Like that, then I walked away as it cried.

It wasn't that hard, but it was pretty bad

[PancakeBrah]

Fig joooonyah

[Figgly Wiggly]

Shit

gotta go guys

thas my dad











what?!?!

[Masaii]

One time at the store I saw this baby sitting in a cart

and when the parents looked away, I slapped it on the face

pat!

Like that, then I walked away as it cried.

It wasn't that hard, but it was pretty bad
lol youfuckingwotm8?

thats like some semi evil shit, why slap an infant?

[Figgly Wiggly]

lol youfuckingwotm8?

thats like some semi evil shit, why slap an infant?

I like to think that slap effected his subconscious in some manner that will alter his life
and in that way alter all of society through some intricate series of meta cognitive processes
(I don't know what I'm talking about)

[big baby]

One time at the store I saw this baby sitting in a cart

and when the parents looked away, I slapped it on the face

pat!

Like that, then I walked away as it cried.

It wasn't that hard, but it was pretty bad

crying.

[big baby]

Lol @ king all exaggerating. "THATS SOME EVIL SHIT!!"

Dude thinks stealing cable is evil.

[Figgly Wiggly]

big bitch

[YDK]

I threw a wooden door stop at a rabbit an broke it's back when I was in Florida. Then to hide the evidence I threw it in a lil canal thing with Gators hoping they'd. Eat it....but I watched it drown instead.

[Figgly Wiggly]

wtf dude? That's fucked up

gtfo

[YDK]

Lmao it was all in fun till I realized it was paralyzed...then it became a game of hide the body

[Certain]

Fig Jr., go apologize to that baby immediately.

[Figgly Wiggly]

crying.

I'm sorry

But your face is just like... man I wanna slap that shit

[Figgly Wiggly]

This thread is for rawn btw

[Split]

I threw a wooden door stop at a rabbit an broke it's back when I was in Florida. Then to hide the evidence I threw it in a lil canal thing with Gators hoping they'd. Eat it....but I watched it drown instead.

Lol.. I was at the baseball fields riding my bike, and a squirrel was sitting in the middle of the parking lot giving me a shit stare. I picked up a rock and HUMMED it at it, but it looked like I threw it too far to the side

All of a sudden it spin juked, and the rock pulverized its spine.. it flew like 8 inches off the ground and was on its back running with its front paws

I was like. Oh shit. I christopher reeves'd that squirrel. What do I do?

I booked it outta there cause I was 12 and my first thought was don't get caught, did a lap Around the pond and came back

It was like in the process of crawling under the port a potty, so I grabbed a stick and fished it out, and tried like whacking it to death. But it kept playing dead and furiously trying to esxape when I stepped away

Definitely paralyzed

So I picked it up by the tail, and did like a Mario- Bowser swing

http://i.giftrunk.com/0gc20d.gif launched it into the brick Snack Shack at probs 60 mph

Dead as fuck

Threw it in the pond and never told anyone

Poor guy suffered for like an hour cuz I didn't want blood on my sneakers

[Split]

also I fucked around with my best friend's ex girl who he wasn't entirely over

like a lot tho

idk what the ground rules are but I figure sloots gonna sloot

[Figgly Wiggly]

Lmfaoooo

I knew you had some demons

sick fucker

[big baby]

crying @ the bowser throw. Dude ran around him fast enough to grab his tail and shit.

[Fart]

youre all going to be serial killers

[veritas]

Attempted murder with fire

[YDK]

Lol.. I was at the baseball fields riding my bike, and a squirrel was sitting in the middle of the parking lot giving me a shit stare. I picked up a rock and HUMMED it at it, but it looked like I threw it too far to the side

All of a sudden it spin juked, and the rock pulverized its spine.. it flew like 8 inches off the ground and was on its back running with its front paws

I was like. Oh shit. I christopher reeves'd that squirrel. What do I do?

I booked it outta there cause I was 12 and my first thought was don't get caught, did a lap Around the pond and came back

It was like in the process of crawling under the port a potty, so I grabbed a stick and fished it out, and tried like whacking it to death. But it kept playing dead and furiously trying to esxape when I stepped away

Definitely paralyzed

So I picked it up by the tail, and did like a Mario- Bowser swing

http://i.giftrunk.com/0gc20d.gif launched it into the brick Snack Shack at probs 60 mph

Dead as fuck

Threw it in the pond and never told anyone

Poor guy suffered for like an hour cuz I didn't want blood on my sneakers

Lmao I shot a squirrels tail off with a frozen paintball from like 30 yards away lol fucker couldn't even climb the tree but he could run sideways fast as shit

[Figgly Wiggly]

Attempted murder with fire

Now that's what I'm talking about

that's horrible

[Split]

pouring out some Harpoon for the squirrels

[YDK]

I'm pretty sure I neutered a dog too....fucker tried to bite my dog so I lifted its ass end bout 4 feet when I kicked it in the nuts lol an I use to choke slam my cat cuz it pissed on my bean bag chair.....this was all before I was medicated tho

[Split]

0_0

[uh-oh]

i beat a dude up really bad who had no interest in fighting and was begging me not to hit him.

in front of all my peers who looked at me like i was the devil.

in my mind he had it coming. now i just feel sorrow for the hurt i put on him.

basically every fight i couldve avoided i feel terrible about and when i think about it i want to harm myself. instead i sip whiskey and sit alone listening to old blues men.

[Split]

Vulgar oats anime_boners share

[Fart]

actually i think i gave a dog brain damage once
my dogs little, i was walking him and there was another guy walking his dog, much bigger, like 200 yards away and the big dog like broke its fucking leash and charged at my dog but i was ready as fuck, i punt kicked that dog square right under the jaw and he didnt get up. his owner was also way bigger than me and he ran up like im so sorry bt i was on that adrenaline rush hard and i was like YOU WANNA GET KICKED IN THE FCKING FACE TOO ? GET THE FCK OUT OF HERE
he did
but i cant believe he said sorry to me after i knocked his dog tf out. he could of easily handled me too

[Ghost1]

Probably because he was a good person. And u are not.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Apparently this is the how did you fuck up an animal so bad thread

I like it, makes me feel better about my things

[YDK]

Lol I don't think I'm ready to admit my worst yet

[Figgly Wiggly]

I bet it was yo baby's mama

[YDK]

NA....I offered to walk a handicapped dude down the street since it was a steep hill an he didn't trust his brakes.....so I walked him down an let go but kept walking behind him so he thought I was still holding on...then I just ran away when he picked up speed. I have no idea wat happened after that

[Ghost1]

When i first moved to md when i lived there for like 5 yrs i told my core group of friends i was gonna start selling cocaine and be a drug dealer for a while. They mocked me. Saod i was not a real.drug dealer.....

So i started buying QPs of blow and id bring it over to my friends house and tell them i needed to bag it up there.....i didnt....but this way i couod give them sum for free while i was doing that and then theyd wanna buy sum.

They became heavily addicted. My one friend used to sign over his paychecks to me....then when he would owe above that sometimes hed let me fuck his gf. Eventually my one friend came over to my house at 5am and yelled at me to give him drugs for free. I beat the shit.oit of him.....which wasnt hard.....he was drunk and probably going thru heroin withdrawals hoping to get sum blow from me.... soo yea i beat him until he stopped moving then called his parents and told them he needed rehab......never saw him again.

My other friend who used to sign his paychecks over an let me fuck his girl eventually lost his job....his house....an then his girl....

Then as all their lives came crumbling down i had saved about 30k up that year and left town

I did this all out of spite for questioning my word.

And i was proud of myself after.

[Dope girl]

having sex on toilet

[veritas]

..................

[YDK]

Bags your full of shit. Nobody sells coke in pounds or quarter pounds you fake bitch.don't mock the coke game cocaine'll leave ya with no name pussy

[Figgly Wiggly]

Bags that's just the plot of finding Nemo

[Ghost1]

Urite

[Figgly Wiggly]

DG your a fucking gross ape bitch yes I love it sit on my face

[Ghost1]

I guess i did it wrong


HEY BROS I SAW A POSSOM IN TEH WOODZ SO I STABBED ITS LEGS OFF DEN I WAS LIKE....HAHA WHY U NO LEGS? GUESS ILL STOMP ON UR BODY THEN CUT UR THROAT WITH A SAW AND TOSS U INTO A TOILET

ROFLZZZZZ

FUCKER WAS AN ANIMAL.

[Figgly Wiggly]

I guess i did it wrong


HEY BROS I SAW A POSSOM IN TEH WOODZ SO I STABBED ITS LEGS OFF DEN I WAS LIKE....HAHA WHY U NO LEGS? GUESS ILL STOMP ON UR BODY THEN CUT UR THROAT WITH A SAW AND TOSS U INTO A TOILET

ROFLZZZZZ

FUCKER WAS AN ANIMAL.

That was like fucking poetry

[Dope girl]

running & farted by mistake

[Ghost1]

Lold.

Cmon.

Lol.

[Dope girl]

its true tho.

[Split]

lemmings


Aye DG running is hard, buy one of those Shartmasters off the TV commercials

[YDK]

I guess i did it wrong


HEY BROS I SAW A POSSOM IN TEH WOODZ SO I STABBED ITS LEGS OFF DEN I WAS LIKE....HAHA WHY U NO LEGS? GUESS ILL STOMP ON UR BODY THEN CUT UR THROAT WITH A SAW AND TOSS U INTO A TOILET

ROFLZZZZZ

FUCKER WAS AN ANIMAL.

Hey that was halfway believable, I'm proud of you.
I bet you drank a ounce of acid and did a line of weed afterwards too right bitch?

[Ghost1]

I picture one of them black jiggaboos from the old mickey mouse cartoons running on a boat with windmill like leg motions then a word bubble that says fart pops out ur butthole.

[Witty]

running & farted by mistake

Nothing is going to be better than this post.

I nearly died.

[Ghost1]

Hey that was halfway believable, I'm proud of you.
I bet you drank a ounce of acid and did a line of weed afterwards too right bitch?

Stfu redneck faggot. Ill punch that babys head into pudding u fucking nerd.

[YDK]

Is that before or after you sell your friends 47 milligrams of heroin a bag of alcohol an a syringe full of percocet to fuck their boyfriends?

[YDK]

I bet your hands would shatter trying to punch a baby you frail cuntflap
Fuck with me, ill shove your 30k of quarter pound coke money in my dead moms carcass an beat you with her till you piss blood out your anal cavity

[Ghost1]

I dont think im.understanding ur angle here tho......

U find it hard to believe that i was purchasing quarter pounds of coke?

Why is that strange to you?

[YDK]

1 you ain't a g, 2 nobody sells coke in pounds they sell it in kilos, 3 you ain't a g, and 4 you ain't a g

[Witty]

I hope the babies remember you people and they grow up and shoot you in the fucking face.

Fags.

[Ghost1]

Lolwat?

So by your logic if a person wants to buy sum coke ....... they have to by it buy the kilo!?!?

Youve watched scarface too many times

[Destroyer]

I've never done any serial killer shit like this but one time in college I slept through a philosophy midterm, so I concocted this gigantic story about how I just found out that my girlfriend tested positive for HIV and how I was off getting tested so I missed the midterm. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. I guess I just figured it was wild enough to work. it did. I took the midterm and got a decent grade but ended up failing the class anyway because I bailed without withdrawing. felt pretty bad about it for a while.

[YDK]

God your dumb

[veritas]

I find you possessing forethought unlikely.

[Ghost1]

HELLO YES

THIS IS PLUMPBAGS

ID LIKE TO SELL SUM COCAINE


BUT I ONLY HAVE LIKE 3GRAND.... I UNDERSTAND YOU ONLY HAVE KILOS FOR SALE?

LISTEN....MR MONTANA....IVE SPOKEN WOTH YDK

HE HAS ANGEL WINGS TATTED ON HIS STOMACH

HE IS A THOROUGH STREET TUFF

HE HAS HIPPED ME TO THE COKE LAWS OF PURCHASE

ARE U SURE I COULDNT JUST PURCHASE A FEW OUNCES THO..... I DONT THINK I WILL BE NEED A KILO RIGHT NOW .....

NO?

DU THINK PABLO ESCOBAR WILL BE ABLE TO WORK WITH ME?

OR MAYBE THAT BLACK DIRTBAG THAT LIVES ABOVE THE LAUNDRYMAT THATD SELL A 12 YEAR OLD A 2 SAC....DO U THINK HED MAYBE BE WILLING TO SELL ME 3000DOLLARS WORTH OF COCAINE....

R U SURE?

YDK SAYS THATS NOT TRU.

[uh-oh]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcxencPCEAA3bTE.jpg

hmhmhmhm

not related to thread. but relevant to my interests

[YDK]

Lol your so stupid and a certified UN g I can't even argue about selling drugs. I bet you never even seen coke.
Nobody measures it in pounds you dumb fuck you sell it in keys half keys 8balls grams and ounces. Not quarter pounds. When there's that much quantity it goes by kilos or half kilos or quarters. Srs stop trying you fake bitch.
You know you ain't shit an ain't even deny it till you knew wat to argue. Prove me wrong pussy.
tell me how many grams are in an 8ball or how much it goes for?
how much are grams and how bout them ounces bruh?

[uh-oh]

yo whats a teener tho

i hear people say that, along with balls/8balls

my cocaine experiences is from snorting other peoples

[Ghost1]

YES HELLUR?

PABLO?

YDK SAYS THAT 4 OUNCES SHOULD NOT BE CALLED A QUARTER POUND WHEN IT IS COKE


DO U MIND?

WILL U STILL SELL ME THESE DRUGZ?



HES ANGRY THO

YES....APPARENTLY 4OUCNES WHICH IS 112 GRAMS SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED A QP.....BUT IT SHOULD BE SPOKEN INTO INCREMENTS OF A KILO....SO I GUESS ITD BE AN 8TH OF A KILO.....

BUT DOES ANY1 BESIDES YDK REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS?

NO?

R U SURE....HES PRETTY RILED UP.

HE MUST BE A BIG TIME DRUG DEALER.

[Masaii]

Just realised ive been on ncs since 09.....thiscannotbelife

[YDK]

Lmao nice duck faggot go Google the coke prices an get back to me when your relevant

An@uh-oh a teener is half a 8ball

[Just C]

Related. DG wins.

Semi related. lol Micky Mouse speech bubble fart

Unrelated. Going to score a pound off Scarface post. lol

[Ghost1]

Lmao nice duck faggot go Google the coke prices an get back to me when your relevant

An@uh-oh a teener is half a 8ball

I am the definition of relevance on this site.

U want me to quote u prices of shintzy grams an balls for what?

NO1 CAN SELL BLOW!! NO1 BUT ME!!

I KNOW ABOUT IT AND IM THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS ABOUT CUZ I A FUCKIN THUGGGGGGG


a ball is 3.5 shits like 150

I used to get O's for like 800 by themselves....but if i bought in bulk....LIKE WHEN I BOUGHT AN 8TH OF A KI.....LOL@8TH OF A KI U ARE SUCH A STRANGE WIGGER....ITD BE LIKE 3K



OH AN DIRTBAGS LIKE U COULD COP GRAMS FROM ME.FOR 60



I DID IT GUYS.


I WON PABLO YDKS COKE TRIVIA GAME.

[YDK]

If those are your prices I'm buying 8balls every weeks. How you gonna sell one gram for 60 an instead of 2 for 120 you selling 3.5 for 150 lmfao you slayin me bruh forreal I'm done

[Certain]

I threw stones at and kicked the shins of a nerd who never left me alone in middle school. He was the worst.

[veritas]

Got dem pounds going fa fo cuz u know I just paid 2, got 30 coming so im running 42 at 15 a key.

[Ghost1]

Bro. I sold blow 10yrs ago.

If u are still buying/selling blow at this age in ur life i feel sorry for that ugly faggot in ur avatar.

[YDK]

An for the ppl not willing to the math, bags gets ounces...28 grams of coke for 28 dollars a gram an quarter pounds which is 7 ounces for 3000 which is like 15 dollars a gram.
Get outta here bruh ill buy a "pound" off you for 4k in March that cool man?

[Ghost1]

A quarter pound is 4 ounces lol

U dont even have to sell drugs to know that........smh.

[veritas]

*now I was looking for 30....but you only had 26....I feel you trying to play me...pah...get it how u live*

[Ghost1]

A quarter ounce is 7grams


I guess that was the confusion huh?

:(

[Ghost1]

ITT YEARS OF YDK BUYING 8THS AND QIARTERS OF WEED IS TRANSLATED INTO SELLING COCAINE MEASURED IN KILOGRAMS

[veritas]

Bags...what is really unbelievable is the fact that you showed such ruthlessness and forethought.

[YDK]

Yeah that was the confusion lol
you still ain't getting shit tho, you still failed to explain how a 8 balls goes for half price

[Ghost1]

Bags...what is really unbelievable is the fact that you showed such ruthlessness and forethought.

Ive changed

[veritas]

How much do kilos go for now....? It has been a while since I beem out the game

[uh-oh]

i've never heard anyone refer to 4 oz's of coke as a quarter pound. it is tho. but i've never heard anyone reference coke in that big of quanitities

if you got an oz thats like a crazy amount of coke i thought

how much did 4 oz's run you? it would probably help if i knew what an OZ costs

but its probably better i didnt, cuz if its anything reasonable im gonna become a cokehead

[veritas]

Ive changed

Accept the artwork. Meet me in person. I am off thursday amd friday...how bout I drive up?

[YDK]

Shit that I don't know I never seen that much at once lol my connect got em but I only ounces off him

[Ghost1]

Yeah that was the confusion lol
you still ain't getting shit tho, you still failed to explain how a 8 balls goes for half price

Bro.....just stop. We get it. U prolly sold sum weed and bought sum blow a few times. Neat.

[Objective]

Once in 7th grade or something I started threatening a kid that had slightly insinuated that my friend wasn't to be trusted. He got scared of me and started running, so I ran after him while he yelled; ''NO! NO!!! I can't come home with dirty clothes, my mother will beat me.'' Knowing this was true I still kicked the the guys feet so he tripped and fell in a puddle of dirt. I've never bullied/teased anyone, threatened people or talked shit without having a solid reason to do so, so it surprised me that I did that to him when I came home. Still feel bad about that shit tbh.

[veritas]

Shit that I don't know I never seen that much at once lol my connect got em but I only ounces off him

How much you get an ounce from?

[YDK]

i've never heard anyone refer to 4 oz's of coke as a quarter pound. it is tho. but i've never heard anyone reference coke in that big of quanitities

if you got an oz thats like a crazy amount of coke i thought

how much did 4 oz's run you? it would probably help if i knew what an OZ costs

but its probably better i didnt, cuz if its anything reasonable im gonna become a cokehead

Ounces ain't reasonable man lol grams around 90 8balls for 300 an ounces close to 1200 if you get hooked up. 4 ounces tho prolly go for 3500 at the very minimum. But it does depend if ya cut it once you get it an how pure shit is. 90% pure is an instant heart attack

[Ghost1]

Shit that I don't know I never seen that much at once lol my connect got em but I only ounces off him

Lol

Discussion\



I paid 3k for 4ounces @ uh oh

If it was just one at a time he wanted like 8


Oh yea....like 7-10 years ago lol

[PancakeBrah]

i 0% believe bags and nothing will ever change that

[Certain]

Remember when this thread was interesting?

One time at the store I saw this baby sitting in a cart

and when the parents looked away, I slapped it on the face

pat!

Like that, then I walked away as it cried.

It wasn't that hard, but it was pretty bad

[YDK]

Bro.....just stop. We get it. U prolly sold sum weed and bought sum blow a few times. Neat.

Just admit you don't even know wat color coke is lol wat does fishscale mean?

[Ghost1]

Accept the artwork. Meet me in person. I am off thursday amd friday...how bout I drive up?

Ur moving too fast

[uh-oh]

coke is too expensive yo wtf fuck that shit

[Ghost1]

Guy makes a thread saying he shit his pants in a public gym.....every1 believes it

You tell people u sold cocaine and all of a sudden ur rawnold macdaggot flying a plain propelled by lies?


Shame on u netcees.


Open ur arms. Embrace me.

[YDK]

Lmao word uhoh can't be a cokehead without real money or a real grind

[big baby]

This thread was like 9.3/10 but then YDK and bags started trying to flex their coked out cocks and it is now like a 4.9/10 despite heavy contributions by split 8. If it werent for split it'd be a 2.1/10.

[PancakeBrah]

its the systematic destruction of lives that i take issue with.

[YDK]

Lmao @ bags still not finding the definition of fish scale coke on google

[veritas]

Ur moving too fast

You said that 2 years ago Anthony....cmon man....6019173913

[big baby]

Split 8's bowser picture got me though. MY type of pictionary comedy.

[Figgly Wiggly]

I go to the store to buy some cookiedough bites and a funnel, and come back to this

You're all pieces of shit
I love you
you're wonderful

[YDK]

Veritas you got my number bruh stop by I'll smoke a blunt wit ya

[YDK]

Did you slap anymore kids fig lol

[Fart]

Probably because he was a good person. And u are not.

probably

[Figgly Wiggly]

One time when I was in 6th grade, this high functioning retard spit in my face, and then I punched him in the eye

he paused, cried, then ran off.

True story

[YDK]

Awesome lol I beat up a kid in a wheel chair. He wasn't in a wheel chair when I beat him up he got in a wreck an got fucked up an now he in a wheelchair....but I like to think of it as beating a kid up in a wheel chair

[Masaii]

Guy makes a thread saying he shit his pants in a public gym.....every1 believes it

You tell people u sold cocaine and all of a sudden ur rawnold macdaggot flying a plain propelled by lies?


Shame on u netcees.


Open ur arms. Embrace me.

Lol

Dont try and play it off like that first story was remotely untrue and for entertainment purposes...

[big baby]

One time, like a few days ago, my boss was being a dick, so while he was on lunch and leaves his food out I pull my weiner out and put it in his spaghetti. I purposely wore old underwear so the sweat could marinate with some pungent odor and I went to town with his ravioli leftovers. I fucked it. Hard. Then, I watched him come back to the room, and me and my other coworker watched as he ate it. He even said "has a nice zing to it" We tried with all our strength not to laugh or say anything.

It's the little things.

(my wiener)

(jk the revenge)

(both)

[YDK]

Lmfao I don't believe that story at all but goddamnit its funny

[Figgly Wiggly]

YDK I hope you or your girl is nigger
because that baby sure is

[YDK]

Lmao my girl is half n half.
I tell black jokes on the reg its awesome.

Wats the worst part of being a black Jew?
ya gotta sit in the back of the oven

[Inno]

Im going to heaven so....

But I watched my boy douse a cat in gasoline....put it in
A see through bucket...and lit that nigga on fire.

Wow.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Yo watch this cat on lsd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Ghost1]

Why do u all hate animals?

Bigbaby is the weirdest faggot in this site.....and he aint rape a cat with knives er nuthin ....son just stuck his dick in sum noodles.

This thread is giving me a better perspective of tgis site now.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Bags, please

lsd cat

[veritas]

If I ever saw any of you hurt an innocent animal I would harm you.

[big baby]

Bigbaby is the weirdest faggot in this site.....

:)

[YDK]

OMG I wish I was as fucked up as that cat lmao

[Zen]

This ugly bitch told me to call her once and I said I would but I didn't.

[Figgly Wiggly]

When I was 12 my mom made me sit in the backseat of the car so my grandma could sit in the front, so I jacked off back there on the way home out of spite

[Vulgar]

I plagiarized a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle short story in 8th grade.

When I was in kindergarten, I liked this girl who didn't like me, so out of jealousy I pushed her really hard in the sandbox when she had her back turned. I remember her body hitting the sand and myself cracking an evil grin. I've reformed since then.

[Tom Sparks]

When I was 13 and my cousin was 7.. I pissed in his water bottle, put it back in the holder on his bike n watched him drink it

Till this day he doesn't know and never will

[Certain]

Stop hurting animals and children.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Stop hurting animals and children.

We have a date tonight

[Boredom]

lol'd at bowser tail spin

and uhhh lol at your guys coke talk. obviously not bout' that life.

[dead man]

When I was 13 and my cousin was 7.. I pissed in his water bottle, put it back in the holder on his bike n watched him drink it

Till this day he doesn't know and never will
lol thats wrong. i pissed in my friend's bong at a party we were having at our house and watched him take a fat rip. we all laughed and he puked once he found out. good times

not the worst thing by far but i am not in the mood to recall those

[Certain]

I once jerked off on to an obnoxious roommate's pillow and never told him. The next night, his girlfriend slept over, and I noticed in the morning that she had used that pillow.

Can I count that as a blowjob?

[Ryan 12]

i 0% believe bags and nothing will ever change that

lmaooooo



gone at YDK ethering Bags off the site


"that was 10 years ago" roflz terrible excuse



ur memory fucking sucks fagg0t

[Witty]

If I ever saw any of you hurt an innocent animal I would harm you.

[Ryan 12]

i kill foxes for fun


http://srufaculty.sru.edu/james.hathaway/Bike_Trips/bike_trip_2002_files/11dead_fox.jpg

[Witty]

No you don't.

I like that you still reply to me even tho I am on ignore.

I have much power over you.

[Ryan 12]

lmao i like how he thinks i can see his posts



remember, ur on ignore fagg0t so keep talkin to urself roflzzz

[Paradigm]

I feel 100x better about myself... thanks guys.

[Ghost1]

Lol wat? I won that argument.... ydk thinks a qp weoghs 7ounces.

I am netcees cocaine kingpin.

[uh-oh]

lmao i like how he thinks i can see his posts



remember, ur on ignore fagg0t so keep talkin to urself roflzzz

how would you know if he's on ignore?

you gave urself up yo

[Witty]

I am just so full of win right now.

[Dove Dozer]

An for the ppl not willing to the math, bags gets ounces...28 grams of coke for 28 dollars a gram an quarter pounds which is 7 ounces for 3000 which is like 15 dollars a gram.
Get outta here bruh ill buy a "pound" off you for 4k in March that cool man?

what?

7ounces a qp? Check your math again

[Ryan 12]

how would you know if he's on ignore?

you gave urself up yo

wow u cant be this gay, bro

u go to user cp and put the fagg0t on ignore (i dont know what hes saying but i know hes probably talking to me since i posted about a fagg0tfox)


here's a screenshot for proof:
http://s17.postimg.org/pu3fc1u8v/11111.png

[Dove Dozer]

I was walking with my brother to pick up a friend of ours from school. This dude gives my bro a dirty look and I tell my bro ill handle it for him (i loved to scrap). So i walk up to dude and immediately his attitude changes.. he's all like "wassup man" .. as im walking up to him i right hook him, he falls and im kneeing him in the face repeatedly, dude staggers up saying he doesnt wanna fight, i clock him again. He gets up and runs to someones house, ringing the front door bell to get someone to answer. No one comes to the door. So as im yellin at this kid to get over here he's pleading with me to stop. I grab him by the collar and drag him back to the school yard. I clock him 2 more time and by then the crowd that grew pulled me off him. The next week someone saw him at the school he was wearing a cast on his leg from his hip to ankle. Which was weird cause i dont recall injuring his leg. Anyhow i felt so bad for yrs on how bad i laid into this kid..

He was much bigger than me but fuck it

[Witty]

Ryan is clearly clicking on my posts, he has me on ignore but yet still seems to know what I say...this is most irregular.

Why not just ignore me?

Are you trying to troll me by saying 'hahahaha I am ignoring you' while ironically speaking to me anyway.

Seems counter productive...just admit you're scared.

I'm gonna keep replying btw, this is my game...not yours....I decide when it is over.

[veritas]

Fox waxing strong.....

[Badweather]

i dug in my nose and dipped my finger into this douchebag's drink. when he turned around, i was like "yo dude, i came here to have a good time, and i think you're here for the same."

i raised my drink up, we clinked glasses, and i watched him slam that shit down.



i also did that at the arctic bar in alaska, only it wasn't a snotty finger, it was saliva.



of course i've done MUCH worse on the moral scale. but this is light enough to share.

[Batty]

It's easy to list shit like killing animals or doing bitches dirty, cause that shit ends up making you look kinda bastard hard in the end. I got hundreds of those stories.

This can't get realest until somebody takes that first "fuck gravity, let's fly" step.

When I was a kid, I was at my homeboys house and straight sniffed a pair of his stepmom's period panties.

That's like an Xbox Achievement you don't want.

[Ghost1]

Im sorry Roy...i just dont think ive ever done anything like that that id be able to share with you all.

How did u kno they were period panties? They had stains?

Bitch dont wear pads....or tampons?

[veritas]

Truth or dare: drink a period muck smoothie.

[Ghost1]

Truth?

[Tom Sparks]

One time when I was a young teen.. My friend was playing in the park and I saw his bike locked up behind the school.. Being the lil shit I was I went home, grabbed a wrench n hammer and proceeded to dismantle is bike.. Ripped of the tires, smashed the rims, removed the chain, took off the seat.. The whole 9 yards

Went back home, put back the tools n went back to the park to play with him.. I remember completely forgetting bout Whut I did cuz it was bout an hour that passed till we walk back to his bike and he fuckin breaks down.. Crying n sobbing, snot running out his and sayin how he just got the bike as a gift and I promised him I'd help find out who did it.. Inside I was laughing so hard but now I look back on it I feel like shit

[veritas]

Truth?

Why you no accept artwork?

[Allen Knight]

Read a chinyeah punchline

[Batty]

Im sorry Roy...i just dont think ive ever done anything like that that id be able to share with you all.

How did u kno they were period panties? They had stains?

Bitch dont wear pads....or tampons?



Do you even chick?


Google them "not so fresh days"


But yo I was a kid, it's hard to explain my motivation outside curiosity and misguided pre-wood.

[Figgly Wiggly]

I played with the neighbor girls vagina when I was 4
Our parents ran outside and stopped us
we said we were playing doctor

I don't remember any of this but that's how my mom told me it went down
not really a bad thing but, yeah

[Certain]

Everyone did that. I French kissed with the neighbor girl when I was 7 and she was 9. Now she's a Macy's model.

[Figgly Wiggly]

She was hotter back then

before the limelight

[Ghost1]

Whoeber made the anthony montanna tag....i would like you to kno....tony is short for anthony.....u fucking mongoloid.

Ne how....i wacked off in the middle school bathroom in 6th grade then jizzed on the ground.... that may have been bad i guess?

[veritas]

attempted murder with fire gets no beef? What kind of psycho do you savages think I am???

[Figgly Wiggly]

Middle school starts in the 7th grade over here
so weird

[Figgly Wiggly]

attempted murder with fire gets no beef? What kind of psycho do you savages think I am???

I said it was bad bro

you're a piece of shit

forever

[Split]

i think i single-handedly ruined someones middle school experience. not my fault he was super rapey and looked like a vulture.

[YDK]

I upper decked my neighbors toilet back in high-school...almost forgot that one

[Batty]

Whoeber made the anthony montanna tag....i would like you to kno....tony is short for anthony.....u fucking mongoloid.



Collapsed.

[TYSON]

I am a saint

[Certain]

I am a saint

You're more like a priest.

[TYSON]

You're more like a priest.

Haha

[big baby]

Read a chinyeah punchline

http://i.imgur.com/La4dM3t.png

[CtrlF4]

Um ok

[CtrlF4]

Lol

[CtrlF4]

Wow

[Destroyer]

wow you're dumb as fuck
an ounce is 28 grams
"soft" or "hard"

[CtrlF4]

,....m

[Figgly Wiggly]

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