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02-26-2013, 04:33 PM
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Welcome to the 2nd edition of the AOBL Text Battle League
Magazine. First of all, I want to address the thing that was
probably the biggest issue last week: Noshowing. Not drop-
ping for your battle will not be tolerated. All noshowers are
automatically signed out of the league. They may sign back
in, but due to be signed out by default, they miss one week
at least. Not voting will be handled similarly. If you do not
post your five voting links in the Voting Links thread, you'll
be put in the non-voters bracket. You will still get your wins
and you will not be deducted any votes in your next battle.
But you won't be considered when it comes to Championship
Battles. That's right. No matter how good your record looks,
if you can't do something as simple and important as voting
you will never have the chance to win the belt. If this seems
too harsh to you, then you should probably consider that it's
far worse for the league if people just don't care about show-
ing up and voting. As to the reasons why so many people
noshowed, I feel like it might be partly due to me slacking a
bit with the Magazine. I think I could've done more with that.
I will do it this week. So without further ado, let's get to the...
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(Battles that ended in a noshow will not be reviewed.)
mdesanto vs. Dystopian
This was a decent battle. Both showed they have potential
but need to keep improving to hang with the best. Dystopian
won the battle by knockout, and even though it was close,
it was also somewhat clear that Dys was the winner. Voters
felt that Dys had the best lines of the battle and also more
quotables. If both stay in, they can definitely win some shit.
Line of the Battle:
Where you showed us no talent in battling, just came with straight faggotry,
How the fuck do you have such a checkered history, and not develop any stategy?
—Dystopian
Genocide vs. Sharp Nine
This was not a bad battle at all. Most people would've pre-
dicted Geno to take this one, but surprisingly, Sharp won by
seven votes. He had some interesting nameplays that most
voters had never seen flipped on Geno before and was over-
all more consistent than Genocide who the voters felt must
have rushed his verse. Both should definitely be watched now.
Line of the Battle:
got some props in the OM but in a brawl, this faggot's worthless
funny how you can see that creative 'cide everywhere...except his battle verses
—Sharp Nine
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Noshow Shine
Hollywood (vs. Strikta)
I don't have any flaws, so this game does respect me..
but there's so many Inuits sad enough Lama gave up on netcees
everything I read is trash, PLEASE quit the whackness
played generics are in full swing & you're Tarzan on 3 hits of acid
I'm bringin ruthless back... people view this rap so beast
and if that's false advertising, good, cuz soon you'll have no teeth
speakin of teeth, I could have your old lady eatin my cock..
then Tapir having sex w/ me, whether it's mating season or not
but fuck that.. if she's as fat as you, no need to act sour
I'd like to 'bone a petite bitch'..... you like to say it every half hour
Battle of the Week
Genocide
Damn..
Almos aint notice you, your names something I ain't heard of a lot
Nine such a No Body, i'm still trying to debunk if he paranormal or not
From netcees to aob, and still aint worth it to remember your name
Left to sharp, id be broke as fuck when it comes to a memmory bank
Speakin of broke, when's the last time you put together anything dope?
Your styles like a street fight, alotta missed punches -everything goes
Fucking jabs, hooks, lefts and rights, uppercuts and some clinches -shit
Nigga swinging so hard, should rather find a freaky couple thats intrested
but yo, fuck that extension cause you really just a click from your death
sharp nine what u get when u bring a knife to a gun fight, n the pistol is gens
vs.
Sharp Nine
Genocide aka Adolf Spitler
Everytime I see immacs tits/cleavage.. its my bday allover again. Thanks bruh
I get laid daily, the chicks just cant be deterred
My bitch games Immaculate... yours gotta be pathetic if ya hollerin at her
Fag's no dictator, b2b showed this guy ain't hard
The Beer hall putsch has nothing on Adolf gettin wrecked by Defiant bars
Huge gap in experience, but predictions got him rattled still
Got all that space... and yet no one sees any in our battle skill
got some props in the OM but in a brawl, this faggot's worthless
funny how you can see that creative 'cide everywhere...except his battle verses
texting longer than your tutors? get sonned for that
So this L isn't a surprise...you're used to getting schooled by younger cats
Welcome to the 2nd edition of the AOBL Text Battle League
Magazine. First of all, I want to address the thing that was
probably the biggest issue last week: Noshowing. Not drop-
ping for your battle will not be tolerated. All noshowers are
automatically signed out of the league. They may sign back
in, but due to be signed out by default, they miss one week
at least. Not voting will be handled similarly. If you do not
post your five voting links in the Voting Links thread, you'll
be put in the non-voters bracket. You will still get your wins
and you will not be deducted any votes in your next battle.
But you won't be considered when it comes to Championship
Battles. That's right. No matter how good your record looks,
if you can't do something as simple and important as voting
you will never have the chance to win the belt. If this seems
too harsh to you, then you should probably consider that it's
far worse for the league if people just don't care about show-
ing up and voting. As to the reasons why so many people
noshowed, I feel like it might be partly due to me slacking a
bit with the Magazine. I think I could've done more with that.
I will do it this week. So without further ado, let's get to the...
http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy161/neonlines/reviews_zps2434841f.png
(Battles that ended in a noshow will not be reviewed.)
mdesanto vs. Dystopian
This was a decent battle. Both showed they have potential
but need to keep improving to hang with the best. Dystopian
won the battle by knockout, and even though it was close,
it was also somewhat clear that Dys was the winner. Voters
felt that Dys had the best lines of the battle and also more
quotables. If both stay in, they can definitely win some shit.
Line of the Battle:
Where you showed us no talent in battling, just came with straight faggotry,
How the fuck do you have such a checkered history, and not develop any stategy?
—Dystopian
Genocide vs. Sharp Nine
This was not a bad battle at all. Most people would've pre-
dicted Geno to take this one, but surprisingly, Sharp won by
seven votes. He had some interesting nameplays that most
voters had never seen flipped on Geno before and was over-
all more consistent than Genocide who the voters felt must
have rushed his verse. Both should definitely be watched now.
Line of the Battle:
got some props in the OM but in a brawl, this faggot's worthless
funny how you can see that creative 'cide everywhere...except his battle verses
—Sharp Nine
http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy161/neonlines/dopeshit.jpg
Noshow Shine
Hollywood (vs. Strikta)
I don't have any flaws, so this game does respect me..
but there's so many Inuits sad enough Lama gave up on netcees
everything I read is trash, PLEASE quit the whackness
played generics are in full swing & you're Tarzan on 3 hits of acid
I'm bringin ruthless back... people view this rap so beast
and if that's false advertising, good, cuz soon you'll have no teeth
speakin of teeth, I could have your old lady eatin my cock..
then Tapir having sex w/ me, whether it's mating season or not
but fuck that.. if she's as fat as you, no need to act sour
I'd like to 'bone a petite bitch'..... you like to say it every half hour
Battle of the Week
Genocide
Damn..
Almos aint notice you, your names something I ain't heard of a lot
Nine such a No Body, i'm still trying to debunk if he paranormal or not
From netcees to aob, and still aint worth it to remember your name
Left to sharp, id be broke as fuck when it comes to a memmory bank
Speakin of broke, when's the last time you put together anything dope?
Your styles like a street fight, alotta missed punches -everything goes
Fucking jabs, hooks, lefts and rights, uppercuts and some clinches -shit
Nigga swinging so hard, should rather find a freaky couple thats intrested
but yo, fuck that extension cause you really just a click from your death
sharp nine what u get when u bring a knife to a gun fight, n the pistol is gens
vs.
Sharp Nine
Genocide aka Adolf Spitler
Everytime I see immacs tits/cleavage.. its my bday allover again. Thanks bruh
I get laid daily, the chicks just cant be deterred
My bitch games Immaculate... yours gotta be pathetic if ya hollerin at her
Fag's no dictator, b2b showed this guy ain't hard
The Beer hall putsch has nothing on Adolf gettin wrecked by Defiant bars
Huge gap in experience, but predictions got him rattled still
Got all that space... and yet no one sees any in our battle skill
got some props in the OM but in a brawl, this faggot's worthless
funny how you can see that creative 'cide everywhere...except his battle verses
texting longer than your tutors? get sonned for that
So this L isn't a surprise...you're used to getting schooled by younger cats