Champ Match: Karaoke (6-0) vs Phuck Yew (5-1) - KARAOKE WINS

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NBL Season 7
Week 7

Due Wednesday, January 8th

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Karaoke Phuck Yew

[KwaL!ty]

Im high...



your bi...

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

In...

Bye...

[KwaL!ty]

Karaoke 14 lines?

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Ok...

Bye...

[KwaL!ty]

Mael should let this Male breathe & not hug his nuts in every thread...


my punches Move Weight ... act up & its all snub faggit!
cuz if Cartel some dopes lines, its in regards to International Drug Traffic
loves gettin Trained by many men & leaving Rails crossed
so its obvious that the post office wont be the only ones dropping Mael off
you dont get bitches ... & im here for showing ur weak!
since 3d Printers are available, i guess ur marriage process is almost complete
ur not an American Idol ... its mainly just knowing you suck
no Song Writer, for me to leave Carrie Underwood w/ nails holding it shut
i Swim in the pussey ... you getting laid theres a big doubt
cuz if we see a female in Car Pool, the old mans just taking the kids out
ur career's been decent ... quitting? you should do it tonight
Im only scared of god himself! while ur biggest fear is proving ur white
during Summer Classic this Kidd Mett destiny funny & clean
w/ how you took Joe Johnson the whole Net thought you where running the team

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Aka Kwality

My aim is on point, I could be miles away and still put one in homie's lid
Ur Nik's dope boy? Well I'll run up on his dope boy & make him wind up like Doe B did
And you'd be much better off if u got Nik to teach ya
Cuz ur verses wouldn't be considered hi Kwality with a Talib and Tek feature
Everyone knows ur a faggot, been in the closet so long kid's ready to explode
I guess Genocide isn't the only dude on here who's been rear ended with a load
You won't get a single vote in this battle, stop hoping to win
Watching the Wolf of Wall Street is the only way u'll hear "Phuck" over & over again
U don't have 1 notable win, every time I read your verses I feel sick and then cringe
I beat the best, u beat Rican & denied extensions to boost ur win percentage
I pull bitches every time I go out and get girls without throwing them bucks
He's socially awkward, u wouldnt see Yew haul anything with one of those trucks
I'll swear to God I'll shoot ya, you're low mid tier u are not the future
Aero isn't inviting u to his top tier tourney, u got it twisted Phuck like the Karma Sutra

Bye...

[Allen Knight]

loves gettin Trained by many men & leaving Rails crossed
So its obvious that the post office wont be the only ones dropping Mael off

Vs

Everyone knows ur a faggot, been in the closet so long kid's ready to explode
I guess Genocide isn't the only dude on here who's been rear ended with a load
You won't get a single vote in this battle, stop hoping to win
Watching the Wolf of Wall Street is the only way u'll hear "Phuck" over & over again
I pull bitches every time I go out and get girls without throwing them bucks
He's socially awkward, u wouldnt see Yew haul anything with one of those trucks

V/karaoke, this was a ok champ match, but pluck dropped way to many played nameplays
That been done to death on kar an not flip different or a fresh.twizt tbh I seen all those , kar had a decent solid verse
He wins imo.

[big baby]

Karaoke came pretty decent here. So did Phuck.

I want to startby saying I read Karaoke's first, then Phuck. Karaoke had some little zingers here and there. The Geno one was pretty funny. The main thing here is relevant consistency. He dropped a few relevant factors tying into this week, which made it that much more effective. The lines he didn't drop that, were still pretty decent, making an overall good verse!

Phuck had a different approach and a more global structure. By that, he referenced a few things, 3D/Carrie. Those were ok, and the rest were just personal jabs that couldve been worded and thought out better. The match in itself was cool, but there's a clear winner here. What I'd recommend is just word things better. Sometimes I feel you guys are just trying to tell half somewhat witty puns but leave out a lack of wording by doing so. I know wording isn't really thaaaaaaat prominent in these short battles but i'd like seeing it done.

Vote - Kar

[Bender]

I have to say this is a pretty tough battle to judge

Phuck...the first punch was good I think I have seen the cartel punch before though. The next two I wasn't feeling. I think the mail punch was good wordplay but a shitty concept I guess idk seemed lame to me. 3D printers was a miss Imo. Carrie underwood was cool. And the afraid to be white was ok. Not the strongest verse but I liked it.

Kar...a few of the personals you dropped didn't really do it for me. In fact I didn't really care for the first half of the verse. However the yew haul line I thought was ok and the Kama sutra line edged it. If you would have taken the last few bars out of the verse it would have went the other way but ..

Vote-Kar

[CtrlF4]

V/kar...i think phuck was decent but was played at the same time because every car wp has basically been used but I still liked phuck wording to them...kar had some good ones genocide was cool but I think genocide reared someone I don't think he got reared idk maybe he did...i also like no extensions and hi kwality which were cool...good battle to both...oh I forgot to say I liked phucks marriage bar which cudda been harsger

[Unfukwitable]

ur not an American Idol ... its mainly just knowing you suck
no Song Writer, for me to leave Carrie Underwood w/ nails holding it shut
ur career's been decent ... quitting? you should do it tonight
Im only scared of god himself! while ur biggest fear is proving ur white

vs

You won't get a single vote in this battle, stop hoping to win
Watching the Wolf of Wall Street is the only way u'll hear "Phuck" over & over again
I pull bitches every time I go out and get girls without throwing them bucks
He's socially awkward, u wouldnt see Yew haul anything with one of those trucks
I'll swear to God I'll shoot ya, you're low mid tier u are not the future
Aero isn't inviting u to his top tier tourney, u got it twisted Phuck like the Karma Sutra

One had better wording and was slightly more polished other verse seemed like it was rushed in some areas.

v/Kar

[JonTheDon]

Post office

Vs.

Genocide, wolf of wall street, yew haul

Kar got this easily geno punch was good but wolf on wall street n yew haul lmao, phuck didn't really hsve anything post office was coo

V/kar

[Greed]

Phuck your verse is the epitome of good concepts with bad wording.