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01-02-2014, 10:18 PM

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Jimmy Texcellence

Bender

01-03-2014, 01:05 AM

√ check

Texcellence

01-03-2014, 08:20 AM

Check.
Jimmy - 12 lines?

Bender

01-05-2014, 03:06 PM

You’re trying really hard now, but why Chief?
Call it the Wild Card when my Colt 45 touchdown…on this guy’s cheek
So go cry geek your style hardly is awesome
In fact it’s so taxed that T’s going overboard...like a party in Boston
He’s kinky as fuck but has trouble with love
So if you ever get a Lay Tex, it’s probably from your favorite rubber glove
I have battled the best. Left, Hush, Ill-Nik and Neigh smacked me
You’re not a heavy contender; you just struggle with your weight fatty
Nothing but head shots from the Cannon that I hold and clap
….That’ll remove ‘Lence cap like I’m getting ready to take a photograph

Texcellence

Texcellence

01-07-2014, 10:18 AM

That storms a trip..

A state emergence, -51, crazy, you wonder how people are coping?
Just know that Jimmy's typing cold, with his bedroom window open*
I'll leave your <body> in the Cloud, I'm not talking hosting pal
That'll be where I leave you after I uppercut you off the ground
^ See I can include filler, heck I'll even force some punches too
These shots will have your abdominal ache, more than crunches do
It's odd, this J is only ever grinning when a dick is on his chin*
Cos' guys looking to shed some pressure will always hit the Jim
These days you'll get a vote for effort and I can't get the gist
It's like winning a game of golf, for every hole that you miss
So excuse me for being pissed, but the irony's exposing the fony
Cos I last witnessed shots that played watching gamer on my sony

You've got me explaining bars like it's 2001!
* Jimmy is from New York, the current storm
* J is another nickname for a Vagina

KwaL!ty

01-07-2014, 10:32 AM

He’s kinky as fuck but has trouble with love
So if you ever get a Lay Tex, it’s probably from your favorite rubber glove
I have battled the best. Left, Hush, Ill-Nik and Neigh smacked me
You’re not a heavy contender; you just struggle with your weight fatty

Some bars missed the opener i get it but its gun play in text lol ... the second bar was a Boston Tea Party flip which is hella played .. the 3rd & 4th were decent nothing crazy but connected & did the job .. the closer was a miss on the name/word play ...

vs

These days you'll get a vote for effort and I can't get the gist
It's like winning a game of golf, for every hole that you miss

Lots of played bars in here Tex i see that you are shaking some rust off .. keep at it your definitely showing improvement but the misses hurt you badly ..

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This battle wasnt one sided but it was an easy decision ..

Vote- Jimbo

Allen Knight

01-08-2014, 07:34 PM

Contender, closer

Vs

Golf

V/jimmy, ok one both had alot of played concepts tho...yah both got decent wording
Just try to.stay current an fresh. This was pretty close but jim had one more quote.

big baby

01-08-2014, 09:55 PM

Both had internally delicate verses. While text had a very smooth and jabbing style, it wasn't potent. The <body> line couldve been soo better, by reading it I had about 3 things that couldve been hard hitting punches. But he just landed a slow jab. The whole rhyme was crisp. While Jimmy's was a bit erratic and over the top, it still had some elements of punch factor in them. Both verses weren't amazing, but I enjoyed jimmy's verse more, well I enjoyed both verses equally, but if I'm judging over a certain premise, then, Jimmy has the edge here.

CtrlF4

01-11-2014, 12:15 PM

Jim had

Contender...glove

vs

Text had

Pressure

V/jimmy...for consistency his misses were better imo I like the pressure off bar from text just not his other lines too much honestly but jim

Unfukwitable

01-12-2014, 04:03 PM

You’re trying really hard now, but why Chief?
Call it the Wild Card when my Colt 45 touchdown…on this guy’s cheek
I have battled the best. Left, Hush, Ill-Nik and Neigh smacked me
You’re not a heavy contender; you just struggle with your weight fatty
Nothing but head shots from the Cannon that I hold and clap
….That’ll remove ‘Lence cap like I’m getting ready to take a photograph

vs

nothing

I just felt like one didn't have any hits they were okay lines but nothing that stuck imo .. v/ Jim

Greed

01-13-2014, 06:39 AM

V jimmy

You wasn't saying much Tex. Abdominal ache was close but it ended pretty bland.