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Chyeahhh!!!
03-01-2013, 11:19 AM
I've been out of the game for almost 8-9 years and shit. I'm talking since like 04 and shit, camera phones just started popping off around that time I think, no smart phones, I don't even think facebook had caught on or whatever and I totally missed the myspace thing.


I get back out here in the field of dreams and shit, bitches want a picture of you like as soon as you wake up, it's like a non spoken gesture of reciprocation if a bitch sends you a pic in the morning and she's like "this is what I look like". If you don't send something back, you're either a transgender, gay, or your profile is fake or something, or your creeping lol. Whatever happened to just waking up and not rolling over to a camera in your face and shit?

Whatever happened to just getting a phone number from a chick and smashing not too long after? I talk to a chick in the bar, she wants the first AND last name and I'm like "the fluck for?" she's like "yo I wanna add you on facebook" I'm like "are you serious, bitch I've got like 60 friends on facebook, fam and friends I talk to on the regular, I'm not one of those people who has like 5000 friends and only talk/know like .009 % of em, so if you add me as a friend that automatically means I'm fucking, this is like a relationship now so if thats what you mean then sure"

then it's the little shit too, like "who wants to play spades tonight" if I don't "like" the shit on FB, it's like I don't like her or something "why didn't you like my status, what are you trying to say?" "BITCH just because I didn't "like" your status doesn't mean I don't "like you" not to mention I enjoy anonymity, I'm a recovering conspiracy theorist, so this shit is gonna take time, I'm not trying to have everyone know where I am and where I'm not, I think they're watching me still"

smh the game has changed

Witty
03-01-2013, 11:25 AM
She sounds very insecure, you should point out her flaws and make sarcastic comments about them from time to time, like it's a joke but still make it hurtful...this will break her and she will do everything you say because she will think she can not do better.

Chyeahhh!!!
03-01-2013, 11:27 AM
She sounds very insecure, you should point out her flaws and make sarcastic comments about them from time to time, like it's a joke but still make it hurtful...this will break her and she will do everything you say because she will think she can not do better.

no these are multiple chicks. Not to mention, I just got out of a relationship with a chick that was insecure, damn near 8 years strong with a chick that was weakminded, I need a bitch that's gonna kill zombies with me and throw that ass back good and not worry about if her ass is too fat, ride that wave

Witty
03-01-2013, 11:32 AM
no these are multiple chicks. Not to mention, I just got out of a relationship with a chick that was insecure, damn near 8 years strong with a chick that was weakminded, I need a bitch that's gonna kill zombies with me and throw that ass back good and not worry about if her ass is too fat, ride that wave

I don't know if they even exist, every women I have ever met tends to freak the fuck out about something to do with herself about once a week, minimum.

When it comes to zombie killing, just tell her the zombie said she looks fat.

Chyeahhh!!!
03-01-2013, 11:34 AM
I don't know if they even exist, every women I have ever met tends to freak the fuck out about something to do with herself about once a week, minimum.

When it comes to zombie killing, just tell her the zombie said she looks fat.

instant zombie kill of the week potential here

anime_boners
03-01-2013, 11:45 AM
1. commas change context of things.

man, dating has changed = I'm saying dating is very different than it was years ago, preceded by a colloquialism

man dating has changed = I'm saying that dating men is very different than it was years ago.

2. she sounds like a psycho. it's normal nowadays to get the fb when you meet someone, but, trust most normal females without mental instabilities do NOT act like that about it.

Zen
03-01-2013, 11:48 AM
Yeah she sounds insane. I'd hide all the sharp objects in your home

Chyeahhh!!!
03-01-2013, 11:52 AM
general consensus is that the fb chicks are crazy?

Chyeahhh!!!
03-01-2013, 11:56 AM
[QUOTE=anime_boners;23176]1. commas change context of things.[QUOTE]

either that or what I like to call the "when all else fails, use the faggot" clause has managed to slime it's way over here from netcees. I sort of viewed it is a the weak mans coping mechanism for lack of boarding skills. Then again though, commas do in fact change the context of things like you said!

anime_boners
03-01-2013, 11:58 AM
?????

I'm not sure what you mean. i wasn't calling you a faggot. just saying you should have used a comma, in order to let us know this thread wasn't about your exp w/ man on man dating.

Chyeahhh!!!
03-01-2013, 12:03 PM
oh you're cool peeps, I know you weren't calling me a faggot, far from thinking that. It's the undertone of unconsciously resorting to that way of thinking without necessarily implying it. Associating vs unknowingly taking out of context, etc.

trap.
03-01-2013, 12:10 PM
I deleted my Facebook over a month ago. Best decision I've made in a while.

Zen
03-01-2013, 12:12 PM
general consensus is that the fb chicks are crazy?
Yes and sadly all women are on fb now which means they're all crazy. I've experienced what you've experienced. You have to like their statuses or you don't like them. You have to take two hundred pictures together a day to put on your facebook wall to show everyone that you love her, when you really don't, and in two months when you break up you have delete all those pictures. They just wanna run your life and keep tabs on you through facebook. Facebook was made for stalking and bitches use it just for that.

Zen
03-01-2013, 12:13 PM
trap I did as well. Fuck facebook

Chyeahhh!!!
03-01-2013, 12:17 PM
Yes and sadly all women are on fb now which means they're all crazy. I've experienced what you've experienced. You have to like their statuses or you don't like them. You have to take two hundred pictures together a day to put on your facebook wall to show everyone that you love her, when you really don't, and in two months when you break up you have delete all those pictures. They just wanna run your life and keep tabs on you through facebook. Facebook was made for stalking and bitches use it just for that.

*scratches chin*..............the game has indeed...........changed!

Void
03-01-2013, 12:20 PM
I feel 72 most days. I'm 29. Technology moving at such a rapid pace. Changing everything on a monthly basis. I stopped trying to keep up.

Chyeahhh!!!
03-01-2013, 12:22 PM
I feel 72 most days. I'm 29. Technology moving at such a rapid pace. Changing everything on a monthly basis. I stopped trying to keep up.

couldn't agree more. I used to rock with this ruggedized flip phone "obvious reasons" then ended up getting this droid smartphone. I don't even know how to setup the voicemail on it and some things about it scare me.....lol. Still play a ps2 and don't intend on getting anything beyond that. Shit's expensive

Zen
03-01-2013, 12:28 PM
Well the ps2 is the shit. Just started back playin San Andreas on that shit not too long ago lol

Scott Akers
03-01-2013, 12:47 PM
dating cant change that much if you gotta choose between those bunker hoes.

bleak
03-01-2013, 12:51 PM
I get back out here in the field of dreams

Best comparison I have ever read.

Witty
03-01-2013, 12:55 PM
I hate most of the people on my facebook, I could delete it but sometimes I like to sit at my pc in the dark with whiskey just silently hating people.

Zen
03-01-2013, 01:20 PM
I literally laughed out loud out loud at that Witty

Chyeahhh!!!
03-01-2013, 02:18 PM
dating cant change that much if you gotta choose between those bunker hoes.

that is ironic coming from a person who last time they got into some pussy, it required a hack

~RustyGunZ~
03-01-2013, 02:45 PM
dating cant change that much if you gotta choose between those bunker hoes.

dating cant change much when it doesn't exist your lifes timeline

Scott Akers
03-01-2013, 02:49 PM
that is ironic coming from a person who last time they got into some pussy, it required a hack

you don't get pussy, you get alien probed nigga.

StarFaggot
03-01-2013, 03:19 PM
I deactivated my fb page because my gf wanted me to add our relationship.

Dominate
03-01-2013, 03:34 PM
I'm a recovering conspiracy theorist, so this shit is gonna take time, I'm not trying to have everyone know where I am and where I'm not, I think they're watching me still

leaned

StarFaggot
03-01-2013, 03:49 PM
Dominate, give up fam. You're entirely too old for message boards. You were doing good by being away but now you're active? Let it go, trust me.

~RustyGunZ~
03-01-2013, 03:53 PM
aero just mad dom adapted to the new age so well whilst he fell behind and became part of the lower class

Chyeahhh!!!
03-01-2013, 03:57 PM
you don't get pussy, you get alien probed nigga.

last bra strap this nigga undid was his own, guaranteed

Immaculate
03-01-2013, 04:09 PM
Your speaking of a minority of women. We ain't all about that lol.

The game hasn't changed at all, what we use to socialise with others has.

Witty
03-01-2013, 04:11 PM
Your speaking of a minority of women. We ain't all about that lol.

The game hasn't changed at all, what we use to socialise with others has.

Lies, all women are insane.

Scott Akers
03-01-2013, 04:11 PM
last bra strap this nigga undid was his own, guaranteed

those week rebuttals are the reason Im in your last win column


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Witty
03-01-2013, 04:13 PM
[/sarcasm]

I take everything you say as sarcasm, if I didn't I would have been forced to kill you by now.

So, you're welcome.

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Scott Akers
03-01-2013, 04:26 PM
you can't kill a troll, we'll just allow you to believe we're dead so you can put the trophy up in your room and shit.

Dominate
03-01-2013, 04:33 PM
Aero, wassup bro. Good to see you here. I feared you hadn't been made aware of this site and would be lost wandering in the interwebs forever.

Chyeahhh!!!
03-01-2013, 04:34 PM
those week rebuttals are the reason Im in your last win column


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you only came in this thread because I didn't put a comma between man and dating

Witty
03-01-2013, 04:44 PM
you can't kill a troll, we'll just allow you to believe we're dead so you can put the trophy up in your room and shit.

You aren't a troll.

A true troll does not label himself as such.

StarFaggot
03-01-2013, 05:05 PM
Dominate yea I just float from site to site trying to remain relevant but that time has passed. Good battle w Digg I liked the frolick line and the cardigan is funny. We've gone from rapworlds to hollafront to itshiphopemcees to a site Diso made to Netcees and now to here. That spans a 10 year period. It's like no matter where we go we find each other. No homo.

PancakeBrah
03-01-2013, 05:17 PM
I agree with 100% of the OP.

Immaculate
03-01-2013, 05:20 PM
Lies, all women are insane.

Must be only the ones that you know. Haa.

Dominate
03-01-2013, 05:45 PM
Dominate yea I just float from site to site trying to remain relevant but that time has passed. Good battle w Digg I liked the frolick line and the cardigan is funny.

Thanks. You should battle again

We've gone from rapworlds to hollafront to itshiphopemcees to a site Diso made to Netcees and now to here. That spans a 10 year period. It's like no matter where we go we find each other. No homo.

lmao yeah you're right, idk why I was worried

Inno
03-01-2013, 08:59 PM
you only came in this thread because I didn't put a comma between man and dating

Lol...

Objective
03-02-2013, 12:18 AM
Word @ first post. This bitch added me on facebook after we met at a once. The next day she added me on facebook (probably by going through a mutual friends friendlist or something) and a message on my phone popped up from her saying who she was and that she searched my facebook name up on the yellow pages to get my number. Bitch could have just asked for it.. Got abit creeped out by that shit tbh.

super pimp trillionaire
03-02-2013, 01:24 AM
Tldr. But why you concerned with man dating?
Wtf bro?
You one o dem nancy boys?

uh-oh
03-02-2013, 02:39 PM
facebook is nothing but problems

i miss mine because of my old connects from dead forums, but the personal life shit kills me.

if i fuck a fat bitch, im not giving her permission to post and flirt on my page. now all the semi fine chicks im gaming up see me banging shrek bitches like wtf

so i just deleted it.

fuck that noise

and all the corny local rappers trying to chill all the time and make music. there my friends in real life so i cant just kill there hopes and dreams like NAH MAN YOU SUCK but word

just hit bars and bang ho's like a man

StarFaggot
03-03-2013, 09:49 AM
facebook is nothing but problems

i miss mine because of my old connects from dead forums, but the personal life shit kills me.

if i fuck a fat bitch, im not giving her permission to post and flirt on my page. now all the semi fine chicks im gaming up see me banging shrek bitches like wtf

so i just deleted it.

fuck that noise

and all the corny local rappers trying to chill all the time and make music. there my friends in real life so i cant just kill there hopes and dreams like NAH MAN YOU SUCK but word

just hit bars and bang ho's like a man


LOL.

Zombie
04-28-2014, 10:08 PM
Update: Any luck sir? I understand you.

Ghost1
04-28-2014, 10:15 PM
Damn....

Come back NAQTADEF!!!

Fig
04-28-2014, 10:18 PM
Naq and I had a ruzzle friendship for a good few months. We played every day because we were evenly matched and it was actually fun that way

But then one day he was gone

And I just haven't been the same since

Ghost1
04-28-2014, 10:23 PM
Stfu serial killer

PancakeBrah
04-28-2014, 10:24 PM
Naq and I had a ruzzle friendship for a good few months. We played every day because we were evenly matched and it was actually fun that way

But then one day he was gone

And I just haven't been the same since

llol u suck @ ruzzle


ur pretty funny though so it's cool.

Fig
04-28-2014, 10:25 PM
What an outrageous claim.

veritas
04-28-2014, 10:25 PM
Goats.

Split
04-28-2014, 10:26 PM
Chyea add me on Snapchat

Fig
04-28-2014, 10:28 PM
llol u suck @ ruzzle


ur pretty funny though so it's cool.

Shut up

You still weren't the best

That's all I really care about

PancakeBrah
04-28-2014, 10:29 PM
i won my last match vs. whichever one of the dullbaby's was playing.

thus,

i am netcees ruzzle king.

stupid.

Fig
04-28-2014, 10:31 PM
I bet you won and then deleted the app/threw your phone in the ravine

Ha, I am ruzzle champ forever!

veritas
04-28-2014, 10:31 PM
U r fool.

PancakeBrah
04-28-2014, 10:32 PM
no, i just refused further matches.

i am more brain than you. faster thinker with the english.

it's okay, fig.

you're still pretty funny.

Zombie
04-28-2014, 10:33 PM
i won my last match vs. whichever one of the dullbaby's was playing.

thus,

i am netcees ruzzle king.

stupid.

Cristiano is decent. Play me? PM me for username.

Fig
04-28-2014, 10:33 PM
You may be the faster thinker, but I am the faster fuck

PancakeBrah
04-28-2014, 10:34 PM
Cristiano is decent. Play me? PM me for username.

i respect your challenge but respectfully decline.

Ghost1
04-28-2014, 10:34 PM
Shut ur fuckin faces off

Fuckin ruzzle

Ruzzle my peehole fuckheads

veritas
04-28-2014, 10:35 PM
go make another unfunny tag somewhere

talmbout 'helicopter peepee soup' type nigga

Walmart fart flute troop

Fig
04-28-2014, 10:36 PM
i respect your challenge but respectfully decline.

SHOOK

Just Write
04-29-2014, 03:29 AM
I deleted my Facebook over a month ago. Best decision I've made in a while.

6 months strong bro. Fuck that shit. It's just a bunch of fuckin gossip and self glorification anyways

Objective
04-29-2014, 06:47 AM
6 months strong bro. Fuck that shit. It's just a bunch of fuckin gossip and self glorification anyways

It's also perfect for networking, getting invited to parties and keep in touch with certain family members you otherwise wouldn't talk to. Also great to get info about local concerts and events coming up you otherwise might not have heard about. Got a group chat with close friends and whatnot, if I'm bored I'll just post a message there, someone is usually up for something. Easier than calling/sending text messages to people one by one.

Depends on how you use it I guess. I just delete dumb fucks from my friendlist and unfollow people that post stupid shit that comes up on my newsfeed.

Dope girl
04-29-2014, 01:34 PM
well, it depends what u looking for & who u dating.

dull boy
04-29-2014, 02:45 PM
Man dating lol