Anyone fucked a virgin?

[bleak]

My new chick is a virgin.

"Bleak, you're such a faggot you shouldn't believe that shit."

Except I've known her since we were 12, my sister's known her since birth. so stfu.

Either way, is there anything I should be prepared for? I know she aint gonna know what she's doing, but I know that thing tight so she could just lay there for all I gaf.

Btw she's a virgin because she hasn't been wit a dude before me, she's had hella lesbo sex. Maybe that will make her better at suckin the d? Idk I know it raises the bar on my head game cause she's an expert.

Seem too good to be true, right? a virgin lesbian/bi who is willing to catch the d now?

I thought the same thing, but... it's true, and you wish you were me.

[Dope girl]

Yes, my ex. he stink at it.

[Witty]

Yes, my ex. he stink at it.

Wrong hole.

[~RustyGunZ~]

by lesbian sex do you mean hetero and by virgin do you mean butt virgin?

confirm or confirm

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Wrong hole.

omg...omg.omfg lmao

perfect setup and execution. Sorry DG

[Split]

is this really the first thing you think when you meet a girl? how good she is at fucking?

[anime_boners]

is this really the first thing you think when you meet a girl? how good she is at fucking?

you are be facetious right?

[trap.]

C/S Split.

But my babymoms was one when I met her. Blood on the dick unless you small.

[bleak]

Yea I already heard war stories bout that cherry, not worried about it.

And no Split. when I first meet a girl, I think of if her ass and tits make the bill

[~RustyGunZ~]

how old are you bro

idk how you never ran into this in highschool unless you're still in highschool

[Witty]

But my babymoms was one when I met her. Blood on the dick unless you small.

I badly misinterpreted what this meant, and it made the rest of the post a lot worse.

[Scott Akers]

you gotta master loosing your own virginity first.

[Seyance]

never has a more ironic comment been posted on a forum..

oh and yeah a few, including my current girl..

[Hush]

This dude a v

[Masaii]

Vic hook line and sinkered this thread

Obv virgin is obv

Good luck young grasshoper

[veritas]

This dude a v

Irony. Pot meet kettle

[bleak]

how old are you bro

idk how you never ran into this in highschool unless you're still in highschool

I was with the same girl for 2 years of high school, n dropped out after 3.

Idk the oppurtunity just never came up.

It's less ironic that I posted this, and more ironic that half the people who said I'm a virgin are definittteeelllyyy still virgins. You can't say Hush is, cause he got a kid. But srsly? Diasik told me I'm a virgin. wow. You haven't seen life forms in years. Dude got a sign that says-

There hasn't been humanity here in 17520 days.
with a card flipper to keep up with the loneliness.

[Witty]

I'd like to be a virgin again, life was easier without females. Back when all I did was play football and hang out with the boys...then puberty came and I went a little bit crazy chasing after chicks and consuming vast amounts of crazy things, and now I'm just ready to chill again. I got a girl, she's pretty cool...other females don't enter my mind much these days tbh. Fuck it.

[Bodey]

i had sex with a virgin once. he and i lasted 5 minutes. haha we were both virgins. but we kept trying the same night and lasted maybe 15 minutes tops. double virgins, real intense. just be fuckin careful when you put it in, that shit hurts us the first time. dont just hit it raw, you gotta be easy or she wont even enjoy it . and the reason why it matters (not that you care), but if she doesnt enjoy it, she wont stay wet. you'll be hitting sandpaper. so warm her up good

it is kinda funny you're asking what to expect though haha also, you say she wont know what she's doing... but then you said she's had lesbian sex. i bet she'll know exactly what she's doing haha only cuz lesbians tend to advance to strap-ons and shit so maybe you wont be her first dick technically... the artificial beat you to it. oh well

[veritas]

Dude finger bang till you catch the precum fantasia

[uh-oh]

yea bodey is on point except the strap on thing

my experience with lesbo's, they fingerblast the fuck out of eachother. she dont have a cherry if she's an experienced lesbo bro. they dont rub pussies together lol. this isnt a scissoring porno lol. they finger fuck and eat eachother.

unless she cums vaginally like from dick, you're gonna suck dog. you better be a champ at eating that monkey, because she's used to chicks munching and fingering that. alot of chicks dont cum from penetration, theyre weirdo's. so get them fingers and tongue ready dog

[Void]

This thread is confusing. I want to know more about your girl's lesbian adventures. Let us know how it turns out. Post pictures, or it didn't happen.

[Hush]

Irony. Pot meet kettle

Oh hey here's the attention you ordered

[Witty]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/285723_574799372531195_610018815_n.jpg

[bleak]

yea bodey is on point except the strap on thing

my experience with lesbo's, they fingerblast the fuck out of eachother. she dont have a cherry if she's an experienced lesbo bro. they dont rub pussies together lol. this isnt a scissoring porno lol. they finger fuck and eat eachother.

unless she cums vaginally like from dick, you're gonna suck dog. you better be a champ at eating that monkey, because she's used to chicks munching and fingering that. alot of chicks dont cum from penetration, theyre weirdo's. so get them fingers and tongue ready dog

I mean I know that the chicks she been wit got way more exp eatin the cat. N she knows that too, I dont think she'll be expecting my tongue work to be on tht level, even tho it might be. she told me her cherry never busted, n I don't ask if she ever used strap ons and shit, that's just pointless info. What she wants is this d, which Badi Alii she done told me I gotta take it easy on her.

This thread is confusing. I want to know more about your girl's lesbian adventures. Let us know how it turns out. Post pictures, or it didn't happen.

I never really ask her about it, in detail. N I will update if I think bout it, Although idk how much work I'm bout to have to put in. Once I get her alone, I aint never had problems getn it before. but she is nervous bout it. She says she prolly wont be very nervous once I'm in it, it's the path to getn it in there that's the problem.

She says she doesn't know how she feels bout suckin dick. that's lame shit, although I have a feeling the pussy will hold me ovr for a while.

[veritas]

Oh hey here's the attention you ordered

Feed me theymour...

[fire marshall ill]

Yo, yall seen bleak. Imagine what this giant dyke bitch looks like.

[~RustyGunZ~]

I was with the same girl for 2 years of high school, n dropped out after 3.

Idk the oppurtunity just never came up.

It's less ironic that I posted this, and more ironic that half the people who said I'm a virgin are definittteeelllyyy still virgins. You can't say Hush is, cause he got a kid. But srsly? Diasik told me I'm a virgin. wow. You haven't seen life forms in years. Dude got a sign that says-

There hasn't been humanity here in 17520 days.
with a card flipper to keep up with the loneliness.

hm word, well it isn't great

how old is she? odd you'd meet someone that age that's a virgin and wants to let you hit unless you two are kinda serious

and idk if hush really has a kid he makes up most of this life

[bleak]

she's 19. We've known each other for a while so it just kinda happened.

She said she was attracted to dudes before but didn't trust guys as a whole. You know me, I renewed hope for us. And if the pussy's good, you can thank me if you ever meet her down the road.

I'm bettin the cat's pretty nice.

[~RustyGunZ~]

damn word it should be decent

dont get yourself stuck with a clinger though, unless you would like that

[bleak]

She doesn't come off as that type, she just wants to have fun.

But shit, you never know what'll happen. I just know I'm smashin.

[Scott Akers]

if she was a virgin at 19, she must of been fucking fugly.

[~RustyGunZ~]

thats not how it works dia....

[Anjahl]

Yes...it was wonderful. But I trained her for konths beforehand. I kind of have a thing about NOT kessing with virgins.

[Split]

if she was a virgin at 19, she must of been fucking fugly.

leaned


also leaned @Paytience training his virgins before he kisses them. Slaving away in the vagina aviary until one emerges ready and "willing"

[bleak]

She's not a virgin because she's ugly Dia.

She's a virgin cause she hasn't a rendezvous with this dick.

Holla, you're jealous.

[PancakeBrah]

if she was a virgin at 19, she must of been fucking fugly.

http://i.imgur.com/Sg7JQC1.gif

[bleak]

Yo googled 'couch cushion gifs' for a retort and found this.

http://news.upperplayground.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2afdd682f51.gif.gif

was not disappointed, I want this bitch in my house.

[PancakeBrah]

lmao