bros i have an idea

[PancakeBrah]

we need to find a secret benefactor

he could run two tourneys a year that pay out $10,000 to the winner. text would thrive.

[Fart]

you mean audio....right? 10k for text...lol

[Wise Wiggles]

Sponge period elder wizard sleeeve

[Wise Wiggles]

I thought teh text was dead =\

[Certain]

I'd give $100 to the winner of a 64-person battle tournament that does not feature a single no-show or any blatant half-assing to avoid a no-show and draws 10 votes per battle, minimum.

[PancakeBrah]

no no, text

most audio heads on text sites are going to make it in the hip hop world, from what i was told. so why would they need $10,000? lol Art tf u talking about m8?

[DLB]

if everyone stopped taking the bags approach to boreding

the site would progress

[PancakeBrah]

I'd give $100 to the winner of a 64-person battle tournament that does not feature a single no-show or any blatant half-assing to avoid a no-show and draws 10 votes per battle, minimum.

Up that to $10,000 and we have a deal?

[Eŋg]

plot twist (and possible spoiler):

Mrs. Haversham used to fuck the secret benefactor.

[Fart]

uhhhh
more like audio heads on text sites need money to further their music.

[PancakeBrah]

Yeah but I don't care about audio really. I don't like rap music too much.

Text, though.

Text is where it's at!

[Tom Sparks]

Text has no become a hipster hobby

It needs to be eliminated

[PancakeBrah]

Text has no become a hipster hobby

It needs to be eliminated

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPt0QetZ58U

[Split]

the last thing the world needs is more shitty internet rappers pushing their tagged up popsense

I won $27 on the lottery. maybe we could use that

[PancakeBrah]

Split I know your financial situation.

We don't want to burden you.

[big baby]

yeah shut up certain

[Split]

That's good because I spent it on Coors

[Certain]

yeah shut up certain

Why are you hurting me?

[Witty]

I like your idea, consider me in board.

Now, how do we go about doing it?

[Zen]

Why not do a tournament where each person puts in a set amount of money and the winner takes all?

[Witty]

Cuz nobody has any fucking money.

[Wise Wiggles]

It might be too soon, but if this becomes a reality I got my money riding on Robreezy. My munnies ryde hard on her.

[Zen]

Cuz nobody has any fucking money.
Oh. Thought I was the only one.

[namix]

This is a fantastic idea!!


really got my wheels churning, pancake, great shit.


imagine this:

we start with your idea, except instead of 2 sponsors, we get 4, so we can do it twice as often?!?

if 4 sponsors for a $10k text tourney is unrealistic, we can stick to 2 for $20k

just spit-balling here

[Ghost1]

LOL

U MEAN AIDIO.RIGHT!?!?


UEA CUZ SUM FUCKING DICKHEADS GONNA PAY A BUNCH OF WHITE FAGGOTS WHO SUCK DICK AT RAPPING TEN GS FOR AN AUDIO TOURNAMENT

DEFINITELY NOT TEXT

BUT AUDIO HAS A REALISTIC SHOT!


LOLSTFU RETARD.

[Diode]

I'd give $100 to the winner of a 64-person battle tournament that does not feature a single no-show or any blatant half-assing to avoid a no-show and draws 10 votes per battle, minimum.

i tried to do that with a smaller pool and far less restrictions and these faggots no-showed left and right so i decreased the prize every round of faggotry that occurred until the winner got a whopping $15

the winner gave it to strikta

the winner is currently maybe-trolling getting 4 sponsors for a $10k text tournaments ITT

/swayze

[PancakeBrah]

LOL

U MEAN AIDIO.RIGHT!?!?


UEA CUZ SUM FUCKING DICKHEADS GONNA PAY A BUNCH OF WHITE FAGGOTS WHO SUCK DICK AT RAPPING TEN GS FOR AN AUDIO TOURNAMENT

DEFINITELY NOT TEXT

BUT AUDIO HAS A REALISTIC SHOT!


LOLSTFU RETARD.

weird alias choice,



BAG


hahaha i cracked the case.

u fuckers couldn't see it. i did. im a real sleuth.

[Ghost1]

Perhaos i shouldve have altered my posting technique?


OR PERHAPS I GIT LOCKED OIT OF MY ACCOUNT AN OT SAID WAIT 15 MIN TJE. TRY AGAIN

THEN JUST KEPT SAYING IT.... NO MATTER HOW MANY MINUTES.

FUCKIN PIECE OF GRABGAE.

[namix]

Perhaos i shouldve have altered my posting technique?


OR PERHAPS I GIT LOCKED OIT OF MY ACCOUNT AN OT SAID WAIT 15 MIN TJE. TRY AGAIN

THEN JUST KEPT SAYING IT.... NO MATTER HOW MANY MINUTES.

FUCKIN PIECE OF GRABGAE.

?

[Wise Wiggles]

Bags forgot how to spell his name?

[Ghost1]

Yes.


Stupid fucking pancake spelled it bagasauras

I was under the impression a bagasaurus was spelled with a us

Also meth changed my pw to jims a faggot er sumthin....after the whole jim.blaze thing.....then i.couldnt remember if it was faggot jim or jim.the faggot

Then the warden account is still banned

Then the jim.blaze account pw rican changed when i gifted the account to him


ITS BEEN A VERY AGRAVATING HOUR

i thought id never see u guys again :(

[Split]

Scott Akers?

[Ghost1]

Yes. I am dia.

[Wise Wiggles]

I just tried to log into your account five times fyi

[Ghost1]

I have no use for that lousy account anylonger anyhow. I am ghost1 now.

I will climb the ranks of the battoe arena as newb.

Now every1 forget im bags/dia

[Split]

make an alias with a funny name. I miss Merk Nowitzki

[Wise Wiggles]

Ghost1 wack. What happened to the Ghost account I just saw register? How fucking drunk are you?

[veritas]

if everyone stopped taking the bags approach to boreding

the site would progress


This lame has a point.

[Ghost1]

Ghost1 wack. What happened to the Ghost account I just saw register? How fucking drunk are you?

Inforgot.which email account i registered it with ....FUCK

[Ghost1]

This lame has a point.


COSIGNS BUTTHURT FAGGOT INLY CUZ HE DISLIKES THE GUY HE DISLIKES.

COWARD.

[veritas]

Coward!? Eeeeeeeeerttttt...


Come the fuck at me anthony I will be your undoing on this night.

[Masaii]

Fucking hipsters always wanting a free handout.

[Fart]

soooo
no one can do audio then
gotcha

[PancakeBrah]

Fucking hipsters always wanting a free handout.

itt masaii does not understand sarcasm/frivolity

[Masaii]

i dont care enough to read your underlying hipster message faggot.

text is nerd rap

topicals are men writing poems about misc garbage.

hows that knife deepthroating going?

[PancakeBrah]

writing topicals is almost as lame as posting in the discussion board of a text battling site when you don't do anything related to text battling trying to get the reputation as a top boarder that no one cosigns.

[Masaii]

Lol when did I once say I was relevant? I come here to call faggots out on their prop 17 behavior. Im so irrelevant to this site it isnt funny. You however try to be relevant and think you are a mid tier, maybe even top tier boarder....in reality you're boarding off gambles fumes.

[Split]

I would say PancakeBrah is a historic top-tier boarder, but he hasn't provided much OC lately

In other news, this place is suffocating

[Fig]

I would say PancakeBrah is a historic top-tier boarder, but he hasn't provided much OC lately

In other news, this place is suffocating

I assure you split

The asphyxiation, is auto-erotic

I make sure of that

[e11even]

#dead. and fuck u too fig.

[Fig]

D:

[Ghost1]

soooo
no one can do audio then
gotcha

No.

The point is... every1 can do audio.

It just sucks.

Every idiot that has a mic thinks theyre better then text battlers because ......well i dont even kno cuz ive literally never heard an "audio" id listen to irl.....at least when i read text its like.....o shit that was a dope bar

Audio is like....oh my god....why is this fucking nerd trying to be a rapper....this is awful....and makes me feel embarassed/uncomfortable for this loser. But oh i giess hes better then text cuz its closer to rap.......except its not cuz its fuckin dogshit.

[Witty]

I remember this dude called Kris Cain who was pretty dope, and Philosopha, and Nimrod, Joel Venom and Kannon are dope too.

Dope internet rappers do exist, they are just hugely outnumbered by the wack internet rappers....by like 10000000000 - 1

[Certain]

The only audio netcees I've heard and thought, This guy sounds like a professional rapper, were VG Skillz (and he pretty much had stopped being a netcee for anything but promotion), DZK and Tonedeff, who probably shouldn't count.

[Wise Wiggles]

Checka Fred> his schemes and delivery, wit were just jaw-dropping.. Fav all time.

[dead man]

spoonfull

DZK (i guess. "high school girls" was a great song)

nimrod

even warbux and a few others

pretty much GRB guys that were/are on RM. there are some pretty good "internet" rappers but they're pretty rare and very localized.

joell venom, Frank P. from RB, celph taut all deserve a mention as well

[Witty]

Frank P is dope, can't believe I forgot about him.

Celph too, although I never heard very much of his stuff, he is also one of the coolest people in life in general.

[Diode]

No.

The point is... every1 can do audio.

It just sucks.

Every idiot that has a mic thinks theyre better then text battlers because ......well i dont even kno cuz ive literally never heard an "audio" id listen to irl.....at least when i read text its like.....o shit that was a dope bar

Audio is like....oh my god....why is this fucking nerd trying to be a rapper....this is awful....and makes me feel embarassed/uncomfortable for this loser. But oh i giess hes better then text cuz its closer to rap.......except its not cuz its fuckin dogshit.

^^^^^^^^

[Fart]

youre all just mad i would auto-win

[trap.]

I'd give $100 to the winner of a 64-person battle tournament that does not feature a single no-show or any blatant half-assing to avoid a no-show and draws 10 votes per battle, minimum.

I will add $100, but also would like those rules to be adhered, minus the not a single no-show rule. No-shows in the first round ALWAYS happen. Any round after, it better not happen.

[trap.]

And as for good audio cats, check out the 777 tourney ran hella long ago on UPN.

[Frank]

writing topicals is almost as lame as posting in the discussion board of a text battling site when you don't do anything related to text battling trying to get the reputation as a top boarder that no one cosigns.

Dan, Masaii is your peer. You're just a freeposter. Don't get it fucked up.

You're a middle tier boarder in a battle with a Top tier Elite Topical King


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