ryan12 step in

[NYCSPITZ]

fuck you nigger, you are abysmal slime; a detriment to humanity, an eyesore to boarders web wide. You are something to be abhorred, a true mutant of cyber isolation, a stagnated line of code in gay porno - you are a travesty. Crows circle your decomposing soul - your human relationships are broken. As you fight down the tears that come with your vacillating emotions, you tend to ask ... "why?"

"why god..."

''.......why me??"

You are a pitiful miscreant, a vindictive and petulant schoolgirl. So dirty is your cock, that herpes would cleanse its disease ridden length.

You are an animal.

[veritas]

Petulent schoolgirl lolzz
TYSON

[Fig]

Dirty cock bitch

[PancakeBrah]

v/NYC

by a mile.

[TYSON]

Petulent schoolgirl lolzz
TYSON

We doing this again?

[Ryan 12]

oh no he got me



he use da big boy words i am not gonna provide redargue




lmao nycspitz, c'mon son u got the sentience subservient to the chemicals


rroflzzzzzzzzz

[Ghost1]

Jeez. Neck 9 been gettin embarassed like they discontinued the turtleneck lately.

[Ryan 12]

My life's a holiday. Your life's a laughable precursor to nihilism, making your existence amusingly tautological. You're the prime residual image of hamartia. The only thing your little quasi-coherent spout of hebetude-induced nonsense evokes is the onset of rectalgia.

And he still gave me the bigger stick, lulz.

[Ryan 12]

And this is where you reply; "you mean bigger neck".

[Fig]

you mean bigger neck

[Mael]

My life's a holiday. Your life's a laughable precursor to nihilism, making your existence amusingly tautological. You're the prime residual image of hamartia. The only thing your little quasi-coherent spout of hebetude-induced nonsense evokes is the onset of rectalgia.

Didn't expect that.

[Certain]

you mean bigger neck

Nice.

[Ryan 12]

I was actually going to ask NYCSPITZ how he really feels, but then I re-read the OP.

[Eŋg]

this nigga actually said hamartia though

fuck it

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c5b64b24c61e86211f03998b00ab9c4/tumblr_mlqovo2KEN1rg0stvo1_400.gif

[Ryan 12]

m'yea. as you would say.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/hamartia

[Eŋg]

i knew what it meant. all of it. except rectalgia? sounds science-y

m'yea. hamartia. i just can't. i'm done.

[Ryan 12]

lmao @ rectalgia


a pain in the ass, basically.

[Split]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UgAR0yLN8GY/T75Eq6T7d4I/AAAAAAAAAN4/rgTvSMXtgK4/s1600/smiling+kid+shoots+himself+in+the+head.gif

[NYCSPITZ]

My life's a holiday. Your life's a laughable precursor to nihilism, making your existence amusingly tautological. You're the prime residual image of hamartia. The only thing your little quasi-coherent spout of hebetude-induced nonsense evokes is the onset of rectalgia.

And he still gave me the bigger stick, lulz.

decent...

[Ryan 12]

Totoro

i can't grade your original exposition, (*can't reliably). you'll have to seek either Certain or oXus *to parse (i.e. analysis).

[Ryan 12]

i didn't use it as a noun, re-read the sentence again.

(consider an invisible i.e. before analysis)

oh, and now you got it, thanks.

[PancakeBrah]

word. it would be 'parsing' then.

either way

you wrong.

[Ryan 12]

okay, then why place analysis in brackets, since it means precisely the same thing, brah?

[Fig]

White niggas arguing over parsnips

Damn the hood done changed

[Certain]

Instead of "for parse," it should have said "to parse."

[Ryan 12]

actually, i just realized i should have replaced "for" with "to"


oops


(edit - what certain said)

[PancakeBrah]

Yes. But if you were to use for, 'parsing' makes the sentence work. Both options work. But 'for parse' doesn't.

Certain for confirmation.

[Ryan 12]

i was being abstract, though. that's my excuse.


as in, do you even parse, bro?



it's grammatically overridden.

[Wise Wiggles]

I 8 da parsley

[Certain]

Yes. But if you were to use for, 'parsing' makes the sentence work. Both options work. But 'for parse' doesn't.

Certain for confirmation.

"For parsing" works because "parsing" is used as a gerund noun. (An argument could be made that an article is required, such that it should say "for a parsing," but articles are not always necessary.) Moreover, PancakeBrah, your initial analysis was correct, that "for" requires a noun.

[Eŋg]

remember that guy who studied english at oxford?

and he couldn't use the word earnest correctly?

lmao fuck him.

Ryan 12 use abstractions as a last line of defence. also: definitions are the last resort of the scoundrel.

[Ryan 12]

irony 101; i call Certain to parse Totoro's op - he ends up parsing mine



Certain, just be happy i called you to do the parsing (since i figured you were capable of it)

[Ryan 12]

remember that guy who studied english at oxford?

and he couldn't use the word earnest correctly?

lmao fuck him.

Ryan 12 use abstractions as a last line of defence. also: definitions are the last resort of the scoundrel.

i didn't even punctuation, bro


yes, punctuation, not punctuate.

[PancakeBrah]

"For parsing" works because "parsing" is used as a gerund noun. (An argument could be made that an article is required, such that it should say "for a parsing," but articles are not always necessary.) Moreover, PancakeBrah, your initial analysis was correct, that "for" requires a noun.

I knew I was right I just wanted you to confirm.

I can confirm I am PancakeBrah's ego.

[Ryan 12]

fuck this bullshit you fucking gay fagg0ts




roflzzzzzzzzz






billy 12222222 da gawd

[Certain]

Fall back with the profanity. You called me here, so show some respect.

[PancakeBrah]

Certain get me a job as an editor.

[Eŋg]

Certain will you proofread my assignment comparing and contrasting A Prayer for My Daughter (Yeats) and Frost at Midnight (Colerdige). it only asks for commentary so i don't have to show a wider reading/it's pretty straightforward.

i wouldn't ask but i actually have no one because normally i'm the guy. that they ask. to proofread things. you know?

y/n

you seem like you know how to english

[Certain]

Certain get me a job as an editor.

You're not Jewish, though.

[PancakeBrah]

I can Jew it up.

[Fig]

Can we go back to awkward conversation please

I'm scared

[Fig]

I can Jew it up.

There you go

Da jew klux klan

[PancakeBrah]

Latino children at a young age are taught to fear flies because they think flies are poison gas.

[Ryan 12]

Fall back with the profanity. You called me here, so show some respect.

i acknowledged my inability to parse by mentioning your ability to do precisely that. is there not a greater level of respect, no?



(& collectively attacking a group of ppl in the manner i just did doesn't scream sarcasm, no?)

[Fig]

Latino children at a young age are taught to fear flies because they think flies are poison gas.

I have no response to this

good game cake

[Certain]

Certain will you proofread my assignment comparing and contrasting A Prayer for My Daughter (Yeats) and Frost at Midnight (Colerdige). it only asks for commentary so i don't have to show a wider reading/it's pretty straightforward.

i wouldn't ask but i actually have no one because normally i'm the guy. that they ask. to proofread things. you know?

y/n

you seem like you know how to english

Keats and Yeats are on your side. Wilde is on mine.

[Eŋg]

i fucking misspelt Coleridge.

fuark.

this bodes well.

[Ryan 12]

he called me nigger, though.



so close, yet so far.

[Masaii]

Dancake said nigga

The white guy from fucking fargo....said nigga.

Alright that just happened.

[Masaii]

Tl;dr

[Ryan 12]

Tl;dr

lmao props



paragraphs down. i repeat, paragraphs down.

[Fig]

My mom calls me nigga

I get the ultimate nigga pass forever

[Ryan 12]

My mom calls me nigga

I get the ultimate nigga pass forever

fig i want you to not take me personally

you need to build up your defense, son

[Fig]

fig i want you to not take me personally

you need to build up your defense, son

Build up weeny in your ass

[PancakeBrah]

Don't encourage Masaii. He's a dumb ape.

My post was a prayer. I walk with Jesus.

[Fig]

Krishna would fuck Jesus up yo

[Fig]

Build up weeny in your ass

Yo that was hella rude

Sorry

[PancakeBrah]

That's Jewish?

[Ryan 12]

Build up weeny in your ass

down boy, down. sit, boy. sit, stay.

play dead

[Fig]

That's Jewish?

Its Hindu but... yeah

Yeah Jewish

The god of sidewalk pennies

[PancakeBrah]

Hm. Hindu. Red dot?

[Fig]

Hm. Hindu. Red dot?

Red point is more politically correct but yes

Krishna got that

[PancakeBrah]

You seem defensive. You Hindu brah?

You on dat Hindu time?

E.Honda.

Word association.

[Ryan 12]

PancakeBrah Fig


still waiting for the lulz from either of you, where is it?

[PancakeBrah]

lmao @ that coming from ryan 12

oh dear.

you little cutie patootie.

you try so hard :-)

[Ryan 12]

lmao @ that coming from ryan 12

oh dear.

you little cutie patootie.

you try so hard :-)

yes, because calling everyone a fagg0t and making fun of dead relatives scores me bigs points on the lulzometer

i expect better from you, sir




this conversation between you and fig is depressing

[PancakeBrah]

Then don't read it.

[Fig]

You seem defensive. You Hindu brah?

You on dat Hindu time?

E.Honda.

Word association.

You have no idea how deeply this hurts me

[Fig]

Ryan is my friend bro we gotta be nice to him too

[Masaii]

Dancake i dont think we are ready to be friends yet.

[Ryan 12]

Then don't read it.

i didn't. see that's the funny thing. i lied. shits depressing either way.



Fig

i'm not your friend, weirdo.

[PancakeBrah]

Ryan 12 is our friend!

From here on out nothing but nice things.

[Ryan 12]

lmao


olive branch meet forest fire

[Ryan 12]

Ryan 12 is our friend!

From here on out nothing but nice things.

i suppose its come to this.

[Fig]

Well I'm just embarrassed

I dont know what to do with this extra concert ticket I bought for you.

It's fine I guess

It was all a dream

[Ryan 12]

here's an idea, fagg0t


get a gf and go to the concert with her

[Fig]

Ryan your penis is so big?
It's like a fucking snake
A big snake
With balls!

Good job Ryan

[PancakeBrah]

Hyoooooge

[Fig]

It has its own geography
And your neck
It's so fucking average and normal

Like
If I saw you id be like, man, I'm not even looking at that guys neck right now

[Ryan 12]

I'm just fucking around, bro. I can be nice, I promise.

[Fig]

Okay now I be mean

[Ryan 12]

awb93h2q98g24qg 2qh8et2q39gh2q3hg89q34g9qg4q3


It's so fucking hard, man. I'm inherently evil. The good side is, its too nice. It's fucking gay, bro.

[Ryan 12]

It's so fucking gay on this side, man. How do you do it?

[Fig]

It's okay to be gay bro. I know you like that sausage in your crack nigga

[Ryan 12]

so you're mean now, and i'm nice?

[Fig]

No you're gay and I'm a big black nigger out ta get Ya

[Ryan 12]

i'm giving you 1 more reply to get your shit together, or else i'm back to being me

[Ryan 12]

whilst i'm being nice, i think PancakeBrah is a cool dude, he's writes nice poems as well.

[Fig]

nice shoes bitch

[Ryan 12]

the fagg0try is weak in this one



i'm being nice, see

[PancakeBrah]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Jaf5AgJDX4w/UN_huqVZJWI/AAAAAAAAAHA/01W3QnEe_YM/s1600/rage-guy-happy-face-tears-of-joy.jpg

[Ryan 12]

that's a nice image to express your feelings PancakeBrah



wow, touching (i know what Fig is thinking when he heard that word, just saying lolol, but no)

[Ryan 12]

FH)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))(duiahf


YOU FUCKING FUCKER FAGG0TTTTTTTTTTTT rROFLZZLZLFHIQOzzzz

[Ryan 12]

sorry

[Fig]

Alright guys I'm going to bed

Had fun talking to you Ryan, you're actually a really chill dude
Pancake go to sleep
See you friends

[Ryan 12]

fuck off you weirdo fucking fagg0t



weoiiiiiieha8028eeefea h20ef 2fa2fe2a


jk dude


peace man


but this is the last of me being a gay fairy loving pussy fagg0t i'm out

[Fig]

Na your my friend

Out

[Ryan 12]

Thank you for your time.