Hear Ye Hear Ye...

[The Bully]

Although most of you are clowns and ingrates, I thought I'd share a couple things with you anyway. If you're an investor, or anyone with more than 500 dollars to your name (not you Strikta), you should take this seriously, unlike 99% of the posts on this site.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=8531

I link you to that mainly just to toot my own horn again - Apple did almost exactly what I said:

"Any model of valuation you use will show you that Apple is undervalued by 150 minimum right now though. It fell because of what I already said, and because it was/is one of the largest holdings among institutional investors. They bailed early because they got in early and saw those signs to get out, and then it just snowballed. I expect it to rise to well over 550 by the end of this year...but keep speculating all you want, I'll be back to quote later."

At the time, one share was worth $415 and on December 23rd it was worth $570 (+37%).

But I also say that to say this: I have a similar opportunity for you now, so maybe you'll want to take advantage of it this time around.

Amazon (AMZN) has been growing steadily for years now, despite an alarmingly high P/E and almost no net income. I can explain to you in detail what this means, and why I'm not alarmed, but I doubt most care that much. It's already getting TLDR level and I'm not half way done so I'll just get to the point - the stock is currently trading at $396, which is right around the 1 year high. The average investors adage "buy low sell high" does not apply in this case, and I would recommend buying it now. I see it growing to at least $500 by the end of the year, and that's a conservative estimate. I can also explain my reasoning for this in greater detail for anyone serious.





We talked about penny stocks as a "get rich quick" method before, so if you're after fast/big money instead of the safer 25%, I have a second option. This might be something more people are interested in because you don't need the same level of capital or intelligence to do this one, it's relatively easy. It's also A LOT riskier, but as I currently hold a long position, I'm pretty confident in it as well:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=5440

Back in April I tried to have a discussion with you hooligans about the deep web. If you haven't heard by now I'd be surprised, but the deep web is home to a currency called BITCOIN, among other "cryptocurrencies". Bitcoin is now being accepted by Zynga, Overstock.com, etc, as well as other service providers that do not have public offerings.

Bitcoin was worth around $100 in April, and it's now worth roughly ten times that. In the past week alone it went up $200.

The nice thing about Bitcoin is that even if you don't have $1000 to spend you can buy a piece of one. On top of Bitcoin, there are smaller coins like FeatherCoin and LiteCoin that are worth much less - so you can buy a lot now and they'll likely grow exponentially this year. As far as Bitcoins go, there is a lot to feel optimistic about. Forbes has done a bunch of articles (and I'm sure there's more to come), others have called it "the best buy of 2013", and the movie about Silk Road will be coming out sometime in the next year or two, which I believe will result in skyrocketing value for Bitcoin (as it was/is the currency used there).


If you got through all that you probably just had the most enlightening 10 minutes on Netcees ever. As with most investments, these are not full-proof, and I can't guarantee any of what I said will come true. But if you've got some Christmas cash to put away or something, I would seriously recommend looking into these options.

You're welcome

[PancakeBrah]

lol

brb investing money because piss pants

[Allen Knight]

Broad street broker ova hurrr lol wattup philly

[The Bully]

Hahaha broad street broker, that has a nice ring Al.
What's good with you brotha?

invest in depends haha I like that too

[The Bully]

namix Cashius Neighbor Aero ill nik-A J. Metts Sharp Nine Wise Ways Destroyer Bagasauras God Of War Orc

[Fig]

I wanna start investing in stocks when I turn eighteen but I dunno where to start

any kind advice would be koo

[Ryan 12]

thanks for the advice The Bully

[Sharp]

I wanna start investing in stocks when I turn eighteen but I dunno where to start

any kind advice would be koo

in this boat except for being above 18

guess I should look into amazon, though. appreciate the recommendation and i'll actually read this when im more awake haha

[The Bully]

I wanna start investing in stocks when I turn eighteen but I dunno where to start

any kind advice would be koo

Take AP Statistics, AP Calculus, and then pick up these textbooks:
Modern Portfolio Theory and Investment Analysis (Elton, Brown, Goetzmann)
Financial Statement Analysis (Easton, Sommers, Zhang)

At that point you'll be in a better position to invest than half of the people who have money in the markets.



Or just make a lot of money doing whatever you do and pay me to manage it.

[PancakeBrah]

AP, as in High School shit?

Brah been there.

2 ez

brb doin poem algorithms

[Ryan 12]

Here comes Aero with the pseudildo

[The Bully]

AP, as in High School shit?

Brah been there.

2 ez

brb doin poem algorithms

...well yea, if he's under 18 that would probably be high school right?

What do you want me to do, boil it all down to a few sentences?
It's not that easy, but it is calculus and statistics.

[StarFaggot]

Ok where do I start with this thread? So much to say.

[The Bully]

in this boat except for being above 18

guess I should look into amazon, though. appreciate the recommendation and i'll actually read this when im more awake haha

no problem, yea check it out. If you want a good piece that isn't written by yours truly read "Amazon's 3 Pillars of Growth". That'll give you a basic idea of their direction and sources of future value, without all the numbers that you probably wouldn't be interested in anyway.

[StarFaggot]

Take AP Statistics, AP Calculus, and then pick up these textbooks:
Modern Portfolio Theory and Investment Analysis (Elton, Brown, Goetzmann)
Financial Statement Analysis (Easton, Sommers, Zhang)

At that point you'll be in a better position to invest than half of the people who have money in the markets.



Or just make a lot of money doing whatever you do and pay me to manage it.

AP calculus and AP statistics are practically useless. Learn or dabble in macro and micro economics and group psychology.

Apple is priced too high for a middle class investor to purchase on its own so your best bet is to buy a mutual or index fund that has Apple in its portfolio.

As far as bitcoins yes that digital currency has multiplied in value so you would have done good buying it early but Bully don't make it seem as though you're a prophet otherwise you would've led us there.

I appreciate this thread though.

[The Bully]

Aero

I told you to buy Apple at 400 in July and now it's 550, like I said. I'm not telling you to buy Apple right now, that wasn't the point at all - just to show prior accuracy in analysis and recommendation.

I made a thread about the deep web when I started on it and no one had a clue what it was here...
now that there's some general awareness (and reddit subforum? - I don't go there), I'm back to let you know that this is still a good time to buy.

I'm not a prophet, I'm a stock analyst. What do you want outta me GOAT?

[StarFaggot]

Bully I want to know specifically how you are making your money grow. What stocks, what's your investment strategy and what industries do you suggest we take a look at

[The Bully]

Bully I want to know specifically how you are making your money grow. What stocks, what's your investment strategy and what industries do you suggest we take a look at

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/6290/rx4t.jpg

[Diode]

Advising to invest in BTC in 2014 is financial suicide.

Even the chip hashers have moved on to LTC.

And the market continues to flood with garbage.. DogeCoin, KanyeCoin, etc.

[The Bully]

Feel free to have a difference in opinion.

http://www.coindesk.com/56-of-bitcoiners-believe-bitcoin-will-reach-10000-in-2014/

Obviously the majority agree with me, and it's my area of expertise.
But I'm sure your comment is based on a lot of research and analysis.

[Diode]

The age of my bitcoin wallet, let me show you it.

[PancakeBrah]

yo but bros

if bitcoin is on that profit making time

wont a bunch of similar products join in

until like

economic profit for all of them is 0

and everything's all leveled out

and isn't it like

no one is truly ahead of the stock market

because like

if one thinks they're ahead of the stock market, there's probably thousands of ppl who have the same info

and the market corrects itself

and like

if we're on a text rap message board

and philly/aero don't have access to insider trading or crazy power like hedge funds or whatever

they're just blowing smoke up their own asses

and trying to look like financial geniuses

when really they're just dudes?

idk bros

[The Bully]

When I made this thread Bitcoin was at $967 and it's at $995 now (Coindesk).
That's an enormous change over an hour and a half, even though it's common for Bitcoin...
and that's something you can take advantage of, especially if you're a very active investor.

If anyone's interested in purchasing some let me know, it's really simple.

And to the 20/20 hindsight bullshit...
I'm telling you this now because it's still under $1000 for one Bitcoin.
I wouldn't go as far as saying it'll rise to $10,000 this year...
but I don't think you'll be able to get one for under $1000 after the next few weeks.

[Certain]

When I made this thread Bitcoin was at $967 and it's at $998 now (Coindesk).
That's an enormous change over an hour and a half, even though it's common for Bitcoin...
and that's something you can take advantage of, especially if you're a very active investor.

If anyone's interested in purchasing some let me know, it's really simple.

And to the 20/20 hindsight bullshit...
I'm telling you this now because it's still under $1000 for one Bitcoin.
I wouldn't go as far as saying it'll rise to $10,000 this year...
but I don't think you'll be able to get one for under $1000 after the next few weeks.

[PancakeBrah]

When I made this thread Bitcoin was at $967 and it's at $1004.56 now (Coindesk).
That's an enormous change over an hour and a half, even though it's common for Bitcoin...
and that's something you can take advantage of, especially if you're a very active investor.

If anyone's interested in purchasing some let me know, it's really simple.

And to the 20/20 hindsight bullshit...
I'm telling you this now because it's still under $1000 for one Bitcoin.
I wouldn't go as far as saying it'll rise to $10,000 this year...
but I don't think you'll be able to get one for under $1000 after the next few weeks.

[The Bully]

Cake, I understand your reaction - pretty natural.

If you told me you could benchpress 400 pounds I'd be skeptical.
Come to find out you've worked at a gym for the past 6 years and your life is dedicated to power-lifting, and you mingle on a rap board once in a while.
Well if I never came to find that out but you really did, me questioning it would just seem stupid right?
Like, you do work at that gym and can probably bench 450 with Robranda sitting on your face...
so do you really care about me saying that you can't?

[Certain]

When I made this thread Bitcoin was at $967 and it's at $1009.71 now (Coindesk).
That's an enormous change over an hour and a half, even though it's common for Bitcoin...
and that's something you can take advantage of, especially if you're a very active investor.

If anyone's interested in purchasing some let me know, it's really simple.

And to the 20/20 hindsight bullshit...
I'm telling you this now because it's still under $1000 for one Bitcoin.
I wouldn't go as far as saying it'll rise to $10,000 this year...
but I don't think you'll be able to get one for under $1000 after the next few weeks.

[The Bully]

No, it's at $996.39 fellas, but you're accentuating my point and I appreciate it.

[namix]

solid thread imo

i don't know a ton about bitcoin/competitors, but pretty much all business built in or around 'global commerce' and currency are worth peeping.

i'd be more inclined to gamble $500 in an up-n-comer than in a single share of apple or amazon at this point, based solely on the fact i feel like i already "missed the boat" with them lol

[Strikta]

Nobody give a fuck about dis bullshit son. fuck ur ideas, slowface.
Funny, u sucked my cock on aim tryna get my baby gravy.. now u wanna bash me on sum backstabbin ho shit.

Characteristics of a tru pussy nigga. lol foh downy.

[Orc]

hey guys striktas back, how was christmas dinner strikt? did u have make believe turkey with ur make believe son? how jovial

[Strikta]

U bet ur frailness.

how does it feel being on that bandwagon of haters?

u were another one that figuratively sucked my cock.. but now u just seem angry n desperate to be noticed.

its ok little guy.. go bump u some drake n sip sum appletinis wit them hideous cunts u club wit, boy.

[StarFaggot]

U bet ur frailness.

how does it feel being on that bandwagon of haters?

u were another one that figuratively sucked my cock.. but now u just seem angry n desperate to be noticed.

its ok little guy.. go bump u some drake n sip sum appletinis wit them hideous cunts u club wit, boy.



Are you battling anymore?

[Strikta]

The right opponent could catch it.. why?

[StarFaggot]

You trying to catch a fade? I could really destroy you on a personal level. If not though I'll prob just wait for Neighbor aka the Discussion thread rhymer aka Never won anything Important.

Two wiggers, same result.

Anyways I'm koolin'. No biggie at all I'm not motivated.

[Strikta]

Ive set it up 4 myself 2 be the easiest person to defeat.. simply 4 da challenge.

ill battle u.. but there has 2 be something to gain by winning. make it a user title battle. 20 lines.. due in a week.

[PancakeBrah]

Over/Under 0.5 Verses Posted

I got the under btw

[StarFaggot]

Ive set it up 4 myself 2 be the easiest person to defeat.. simply 4 da challenge.

ill battle u.. but there has 2 be something to gain by winning. make it a user title battle. 20 lines.. due in a week.

Will you show or will you back down again? I'm fine with user title change. I like your writing style I just don't like you as a boarder.

[Strikta]

Ill show.

4 i shall craft the greatest text battle verse ever.

ive got nothing but time to write.. ive never had this much time to throw away on txt b4.

so ur pretty much dead.

[StarFaggot]

Great. Sharp Nine set the thread, 20 lines

[Sharp]

yay

i'll do it once im home to computer

[Fart]

hear ye hear ye gimme some order while i blow up the track the Israeli/Palestinian boarder. condominiums mortared. every citizen slaughtered. kill ya sons and disfigure ya daughters.
then iiii...fly to heaven, fuck the 70 virgins. then iiii...come back to earth as a deadly insurgent. then iii...become a martyr at the age of ten...fly back to heaven fuck the virgins again

[The Bully]

Nobody give a fuck about dis bullshit son. fuck ur ideas, slowface.
Funny, u sucked my cock on aim tryna get my baby gravy.. now u wanna bash me on sum backstabbin ho shit.

Characteristics of a tru pussy nigga. lol foh downy.


Haha ain't nobody been suckin your dick on AIM cuzz.
You mean when I used to field your complaints about Seth shitting on you every day?

It was just a jab... keep the off-brand mouthwash in the medicine cabinet homie.

[big baby]

I'll fucking mollywhop both you Aero Strikta, Up the anti, two separate threads. 25 lines each. Anything you want. BOTH YOU