My Work Ethic

[StarFaggot]

5:00 am - Wake up, kneel & pray, 5 minutes of meditation and visualization. I picture myself being succesful throughout the day.

5:15 - 5:25 - Chant positive affirmations.

Be the best, seperation is in the preparation, work hard hard play hard

5:30 - 6:00 - light snack and morning run. Maybe do ab workouts as well.

6:05 - 6:25 - Breakfast. Eggs, bread, fruit and orange juice. At this time I'm watching CNBC Squawk Box financial news.

6:26 - 6:31 - Go over punchlines thought of the night before. Reword and put into iPhone.

6:32 - 7:10 shower & get dressed for work


I would put the rest of what I do but I don't have time atm due to my strenuous work ethic.

Point is while you sleep I'm working and that makes all the difference in why I'm succesful.

[Fig]

7:00 hit the snooze
7:07 wake up but just kinda lay there thinking, fuck I wanna die
7:15 masturbate furiously, sweat dripping through the mattress.
7:40 finish
7:41 fuck I gotta get ready
7:44 ready
7:45 jam out on my mountain bike like a faggot. good leg workout though. 600 pound leg press easy bitch. Fuck with me. I'm sad

Id tell you the rest of my day, but to be honest I'm already crying writing this. I'll spare myself

[StarFaggot]

Bwaha you disgust me

[Ghost1]

LOL

[Fig]

We're in the questionable niggers club you and I aero

I'd expect a little more bruthaly love

[Swerve]

Real black people don't have schedules.

@realblackperson to thread for confirmation.

[Ghost1]

@supa dave let strik get that celly so he can weogh in.

[Vulgar]

Impressive. I would suggest cutting down the positive affirmation chanting by 9 minutes and replacing it with astral projection.

[Fig]

Just ate a 2$ family sized bag of chesters flaming hot popcorn

dat integrity

[StarFaggot]

Impressive. I would suggest cutting down the positive affirmation chanting by 9 minutes and replacing it with astral projection.

Have you done it successfully?

[Fig]

Impressive. I would suggest cutting down the positive affirmation chanting by 9 minutes and replacing it with astral projection.

I meddled with this

We should meet up in the astral plane and record a godly audio collab

[NYCSPITZ]

damn @ 5am. What time do u sleep on weekdays?

[StarFaggot]

I try to get to sleep by 11:30pm but I drink a lot of water during the day so I need less sleep and I usually end up in bed 1:30 after writing

[PancakeBrah]

I drink a lot of water during the day so I need less sleep

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Confused-Jacksonville-Jaguars-fan-in-stands.gif

[StarFaggot]

Pancake you'll need to do ur own research to understand why it works.

[PancakeBrah]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k160/BunnyWurb/Moar/tumblr_lrzjj4pBeL1qg5h33o1_500.gif

[Vulgar]

Have you done it successfully?

Of course not. But it makes me sound like a planetary guru.

[Masaii]

I try to get to sleep by 11:30pm but I drink a lot of water during the day so I need less sleep and I usually end up in bed 1:30 after writing

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mj-laughing.gif.pagespeed.ce.IoizCUdcoZ.gif

[Split]

6:00am- 12:00pm:: fuck bitches
12:00pm-9:00pm:: get money
9:00pm-11:59pm:: rinse, wash

[StarFaggot]

I'm not going to call Masaii and Pancake idiots yet but trust me people, if you drink enough water through the day you'll be good to go on an all nighter.

I'm succesful, they aren't.

[Boredom]

wholy fuck that .gif from pancake had me burst out laughing.

aero the goat tho, this is why he better than everyone.

[Masaii]

I'm not going to call Masaii and Pancake idiots yet but trust me people, if you drink enough water through the day you'll be good to go on an all nighter.

I'm succesful, they aren't.

buddy i drink 4 litres of water a day and then consume whatever water is in the foods i eat.

and i need at LEAST 5 hours sleep.

liar.

[StarFaggot]

buddy i drink 4 litres of water a day and then consume whatever water is in the foods i eat.

and i need at LEAST 5 hours sleep.

liar.


5 hours of sleep is a good amount. I dont try to sleep less than that but i drink water in the event i have to pull an all nighter. Thing is I have higher goals in life than you do. You're ok with working a security job for 10+ years.

[Masaii]

5 hours of sleep is a good amount. I dont try to sleep less than that but i drink water in the event i have to pull an all nighter. Thing is I have higher goals in life than you do. You're ok with working a security job for 10+ years.

LOL I fucking hate security. Relevant experience for when I apply for the Police (which I have already done).

Good luck with your text bars and skin pigment crisis tho.

[StarFaggot]

Dope, I hope you get the police job. Keep working hard and making strategic moves you'll be an officer this year.

[Masaii]

Now I feel bad cause you are being nice. Aero y u do this?

[Certain]

Aero wants us all to maximize our potential. He knows that his status as the greatest text battler of all time is not in jeopardy because he is on an intellectual plane that we are unable to reach, but he at least wants reasonable competition.

[Split]

im wearing a motorcycle helmet and watching HGTv

[Vulgar]

Aero

In all seriousness, any tips for waking up early? I have the motivation to do so, but the problem is when I'm in dreamland, I want to snooze and go back. Then when I wake up hours later, I'm frustrated with myself. Has this happened to you, and if so, what do you do to overcome grogginess and the stubbornness of the drowsy mind during that crucial period or wake or hibernate?

[Wise Wiggles]

Lolz............

[Objective]

The amount of sleep someone need is extremely individual. The average is 7,5 hours or something like that. I know a couple people that don't need more than 5-6 hours as well. Some need up to 9, or even 10. Water might help, but water alone doesn't change how your body works to a certain degree where 5-6 hours is enough for everyone.

[Objective]

Aero

In all seriousness, any tips for waking up early? I have the motivation to do so, but the problem is when I'm in dreamland, I want to snooze and go back. Then when I wake up hours later, I'm frustrated with myself. Has this happened to you, and if so, what do you do to overcome grogginess and the stubbornness of the drowsy mind during that crucial period or wake or hibernate?

Do something positive when you wake up that makes you cheer up. Don't just lie there, get the fuck up and walk around every fucking day. Go for a run or something with some positive shit on your ears, or anything that helps to produce positive shit for you. It'll help to change how your brain works when you wake up. At this point your mindset is set to ''sleep'', you need to change that shit. Takes some work, but if you get up and make yourself a nutritious and delicious breakfast every day at a set time etc. you'll eventually be dependent on it as your brain will conform and get used to these habits.

[Batty]

That gif of the Goldeneye fade got me way gone, son.

Goddamn that's boarding right.

[StarFaggot]

Aero

In all seriousness, any tips for waking up early? I have the motivation to do so, but the problem is when I'm in dreamland, I want to snooze and go back. Then when I wake up hours later, I'm frustrated with myself. Has this happened to you, and if so, what do you do to overcome grogginess and the stubbornness of the drowsy mind during that crucial period or wake or hibernate?

Yes I really don't like waking up early at all. The key is go to bed early. Also, put your alarm clock somewhere where you have to get up to turn it off that way you are at least up. If you plan to do a light work out in the morning then have your workout clothes already set with an energy bar and bottle of water next to it.

Force yourself to wake up early one day.

[Vulgar]

Thanks for the tips.

[zygote]

24:00 – 02:59 Enter cryogenic chamber and shutdown systems.
02:59 - 03:00 Awake from cryogenic chamber, reboot systems.
03:00 – 04:00 Contact the 3 High Primates via telepathic link.
04:00 – 04:30 Apply motor oil to all moving parts and joints.
04:30 – 05:00 Run debug program, mental and physical checklist.
05:00 – 05:05 Assemble feeding and waste disposal apparatus.
05:05 – 05:07 Two gastric-nasal tubes feed me a synthetic paste.
05:07 – 05:20 Assemble outfit and hygiene for effective assimilation within local population.
05:20 – 05:30 Run transport system checklist.
05:30 – 07:00 Transport to [undisclosed location]
07:00 - 24:00 CONTINUE PRIME OBJECTIVE

[Vulgar]

lmao

[anime_boners]

7:00 hit the snooze
7:07 wake up but just kinda lay there thinking, fuck I wanna die
7:15 masturbate furiously, sweat dripping through the mattress.
7:40 finish
7:41 fuck I gotta get ready
7:44 ready
7:45 jam out on my mountain bike like a faggot. good leg workout though. 600 pound leg press easy bitch. Fuck with me. I'm sad

Id tell you the rest of my day, but to be honest I'm already crying writing this. I'll spare myself

24:00 – 02:59 Enter cryogenic chamber and shutdown systems.
02:59 - 03:00 Awake from cryogenic chamber, reboot systems.
03:00 – 04:00 Contact the 3 High Primates via telepathic link.
04:00 – 04:30 Apply motor oil to all moving parts and joints.
04:30 – 05:00 Run debug program, mental and physical checklist.
05:00 – 05:05 Assemble feeding and waste disposal apparatus.
05:05 – 05:07 Two gastric-nasal tubes feed me a synthetic paste.
05:07 – 05:20 Assemble outfit and hygiene for effective assimilation within local population.
05:20 – 05:30 Run transport system checklist.
05:30 – 07:00 Transport to [undisclosed location]
07:00 - 24:00 CONTINUE PRIME OBJECTIVE

really good posts

thx guys

[Ghost1]

Goat how do i get up earlier?

Go to bed earlier.


Goat.

[Batty]

Waaaaay gone @ Paul Blartheid

[Ghost1]

Waaaaay gone @ Paul Blartheid

YES!

give it up for skinny bags.

I still got da juice.

[veritas]

accept the painting sir.

[Certain]

24:00 – 02:59 Enter cryogenic chamber and shutdown systems.
02:59 - 03:00 Awake from cryogenic chamber, reboot systems.
03:00 – 04:00 Contact the 3 High Primates via telepathic link.
04:00 – 04:30 Apply motor oil to all moving parts and joints.
04:30 – 05:00 Run debug program, mental and physical checklist.
05:00 – 05:05 Assemble feeding and waste disposal apparatus.
05:05 – 05:07 Two gastric-nasal tubes feed me a synthetic paste.
05:07 – 05:20 Assemble outfit and hygiene for effective assimilation within local population.
05:20 – 05:30 Run transport system checklist.
05:30 – 07:00 Transport to [undisclosed location]
07:00 - 24:00 CONTINUE PRIME OBJECTIVE

http://i.imgur.com/xc8FvAm.gif

[Witty]

Sometimes I would kill to get 5 hours sleep.

Sleep is my favourite thing in the world, but my brain has trouble shutting down so I don't get much sleep...too many things to think about, I wish there weren't so many things.

[Batty]

Skinny Bags tag game steppin it up.

#boardingrite

[Mael]

∞ - World Domination.

[Inno]

24:00 – 02:59 Enter cryogenic chamber and shutdown systems.
02:59 - 03:00 Awake from cryogenic chamber, reboot systems.
03:00 – 04:00 Contact the 3 High Primates via telepathic link.
04:00 – 04:30 Apply motor oil to all moving parts and joints.
04:30 – 05:00 Run debug program, mental and physical checklist.
05:00 – 05:05 Assemble feeding and waste disposal apparatus.
05:05 – 05:07 Two gastric-nasal tubes feed me a synthetic paste.
05:07 – 05:20 Assemble outfit and hygiene for effective assimilation within local population.
05:20 – 05:30 Run transport system checklist.
05:30 – 07:00 Transport to [undisclosed location]
07:00 - 24:00 CONTINUE PRIME OBJECTIVE

Best post in thread.

[CopyPat]

11 am - Bailieys and coffee + 2 tylenol for hangover
1130 Baileys and coffee with extra baileys
1135 Take MASSIVE SHIT
Noon – finished shitting
12 20 – get off toilet after playing on phone (legs have fallen asleep)
12 22 eat lucky charms for breakfast
12 30 its afternoon: beer time
1231-5pm beers #1 through 8
(3ish) still have headache. 2 more tylenol, chase with bag of chips
5 eat pizza drink pop
501 add whisky to pop
6 pm watch hockey
6-9 beers 9-12
9-?? as@9+na&*d 1u[-
Midnight – fall asleep peacefully facedown with all clothes on

[NYCSPITZ]

11 am - Bailieys and coffee + 2 tylenol for hangover
1130 Baileys and coffee with extra baileys
1135 Take MASSIVE SHIT
Noon – finished shitting
12 20 – get off toilet after playing on phone (legs have fallen asleep)
12 22 eat lucky charms for breakfast
12 30 its afternoon: beer time
1231-5pm beers #1 through 8
(3ish) still have headache. 2 more tylenol, chase with bag of chips
5 eat pizza drink pop
501 add whisky to pop
6 pm watch hockey
6-9 beers 9-12
9-?? as@9+na&*d 1u[-
Midnight – fall asleep peacefully facedown with all clothes on

LOL fucking slain

[Boredom]

roflfhszjhjashfahcgas at the tags in this, phasers set to nigger had me dying..


am i racist?

[StarFaggot]

Chuckled at gets slaved 9 to 5

[StarFaggot]

I actually wake up @ 4:30am now for prayer and meditation.

[Ghost1]

Ur pathetic.

[StarFaggot]

Ur pathetic.

Lol ur this close to meeting me w hands.

[Masaii]

Lol ur this close to meeting me w hands.

check the sig

[King Ra.]

Lmfaooooo.

[StarFaggot]

check the sig

Not me, hands come for no price.

[Badweather]

Impressive. I would suggest cutting down the positive affirmation chanting by 9 minutes and replacing it with astral projection.

i've astrally projected successfully once. it's very intense, and movement is only achieved by will. meaning, it's not like moving around physically, it's about wanting to be somewhere, and it happens very quickly.