ITT: I tell you which DBZ character you are

[NYCSPITZ]

who wants to know, i am 100% biggest dbz fan here so this will be accurate

[...the Nagger]

I'm lord freiza, I don''t need your co-sign

[...the Nagger]

see I control the universe

Goku had time to train, I was too busy runnin the Universe, that fool don't want no rematch

[veritas]

Sure

[Masaii]

Go for it

Munster youre tien, always g'ing yourself up but never following through.

[...the Nagger]

idk who tien is

I'm Lord Frieza

[anime_boners]

me!

[...the Nagger]

idk who boondock baller is either

I see reedz as the little human that hung with goku and had one move ever and had to sneak ppl and run every episode

no offense

[Ghost1]

Lmao@no offense haha

Tell me.my character please

[anime_boners]

Krillin is the goat tho

if that's who you meant

[NYCSPITZ]

MUNSTER...performing dbz algorithm...

RESULT: ANDROID 19

Well known to the regulars and very well-fed, you are android 19. One of the most albino snow white individuals in the DBZ universe, Nineteen is a creation of Dr. Gero. In an analogous twist your forgettable text battling career is owed to boarding and punchline styles created by another. Arrogant in an endearing and harmless manner, android 19 meets his end when Vegeta easily and mercilessly rips both of his arms off then blows him the fuck up w a KI BLAST...

[Orc]

me

[anime_boners]

MUNSTER...performing dbz algorithm...

RESULT: ANDROID 19

Well known to the regulars and very well-fed, you are android 19. One of the most albino snow white individuals in the DBZ universe, Nineteen is a creation of Dr. Gero. In an analogous twist your forgettable text battling career is owed to boarding and punchline styles created by another. Arrogant in an endearing and harmless manner, android 19 meets his end when Vegeta easily and mercilessly rips both of his arms off then blows him the fuck up w a KI BLAST...

BIGGU.. BANGU ATTAKU

[NYCSPITZ]

VERITAS...performing DBZ ALGORITHM...

Result: Karin

A seemingly wise sage, Karin is emotionally unstable and loses his shit often. A bipolar though, he also maintains composure during extreme periods of stress such as when Goku powers up at the tower. Lives above the clouds, you think he's the highest then you find out a whole lookout is above him and he is a mere servant to the ELDER GOD Kami and below even Popo in rank. Liar - has jars filled with Senzu Beans yet always says "THESE ARE MY LAST TWO, GOKU....". Lies sadistically even with world's fate precariously balanced in his hands. Holds staff at all times to feel more venerable/ like an authority.

[...the Nagger]

who is guldo?

I'm not android 19 bro, you know nothing about me this thread is mine now

and yes krillian @ reedz

[anime_boners]

http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100321194312/dragonball/images/1/11/GuldoGF.png

[...the Nagger]

oh he got 4 eyes hmhmmhmm maybe

[NYCSPITZ]

MASAII...algorithm calculating shit...

Result: Captain Ginyu

Constant training leads to a prominent position in Frieza's fabled death squad. Is considered powerful but also is goofy and loves to pose in a face-palm inducing manner a.k.a takes bacyk pics to show his bros and leave it as his avatar. Has a hard outer shell when pressed but is confused internally as evidenced by that thread where he savagely attacks aero then apologizes in tears. Likes to enter other people's bodies and steal their abilities, but is eventually turned into a frog and controlled by Bulma.

[NYCSPITZ]

ANIME BONERS: vegeta.

a prominent character, high power lvl. high level of sexuality leads to posting porn GIFs constantly and eventually stealing yamcha's girl bulma and IMPREGNATING HER like a champion. Usually sits on the sideline seething in melancholy that he's watched all notable animes, but trains ferociously to find new ones like attack on titan/ inherently evil with small chance of turning good.

[veritas]

I am goku.

[NYCSPITZ]

BAGS = Oolong.

Shits himself uncontrollably early on in the series. A prominent and endearing character appreciated by many...

Kovial and fun loving, oolong is a shape shifter who can text battle, do topicals, be humorous, be boring and be mean at various intervals. Best friend is a blue beta male flying squirrel with annoying high pitched voice

[veritas]

this is not a valid or reliable test.

[NYCSPITZ]

Aero :

Mr popo fo sho...or...could it be???????

[Witty]

Meee.

[NYCSPITZ]

ORC = yamcha.

Pretty boy, has girl stolen out of his grasp and impregnated by vegeta. strong z-warrior adored and respected by many, yamcha feels the need to buy women objects to impress them such as when he bought a flying car to impress bulma in the tree of might. swag evolves into alpha later on in life

[NYCSPITZ]

witty = Kami.

Overseer of earth. If he dies we cannot wish anything back w the dragon balls. Owner of the 7 balls...mystical...fabled...evasive.

a steadfast old man, guinness drinker and creator of the hyperbolic chamber.

can slow down time and help others train, aka see themselves truly for the first time via popping into threads like...

....hi.


...oh how are you?


witty is a rubix cube

[Witty]

Nailed it.

[Fig]

Yez

[anime_boners]

ANIME BONERS: vegeta.

a prominent character, high power lvl. high level of sexuality leads to posting porn GIFs constantly and eventually stealing yamcha's girl bulma and IMPREGNATING HER like a champion. Usually sits on the sideline seething in melancholy that he's watched all notable animes, but trains ferociously to find new ones like attack on titan/ inherently evil with small chance of turning good.

http://i.imgur.com/M0bWify.gif

[Allen Knight]

Ok

[namix]

I haven't seen the show, but having seen it come up in enough battles through the years... i gather that there is someone named Namix in it? lol

but hey, sign me up in case the name don't fit the character!

[Fart]

i'm the dragon that grants wishes and shit. you need hella balls to come at me bros

[...the Nagger]

there is literally no way reedz can be King Piccolo

for one, Piccolo was black son

who is the thread starter? this dude shouldn't do threads like these

[anime_boners]

he didn't put me as Piccolo lmao.. he put me as Vegeta

I am definitely Vegeta - Snarky/smug shit talker, never actually win anything notable, shorter than everyone else.

i gather that there is someone named Namix in it? lol
no lol

Namekajin is a race of aliens.. they call it Namekian in English, sometimes the Namkajins are referred to as Nameks, so I guess that's the w/p people use on you?

[StarFaggot]

Who am I

[dead man]

Yes

[Split]

Fig is the janitor

[uh-oh]

i'm obviously piccolo

since i never watched the show really but i know who he is

when i smoke weed and stand for too long i turn green

piccolo is green

therefore i am piccolo

[Fig]

Fig is the janitor

Is it because I'm mexican though

[big baby]

Me. Do me right. Munster stfu. You're a faggot.

[Fart]

Me. Do me right. Munster stfu. You're a faggot.

you are the monkey Goku must catch.

[big baby]

you are the monkey Goku must catch.

why is this penta poster addressing me?

[Fart]

you will address me as great dragon

[Neighbor]

Did you run outta characters yet?

[big baby]

guys just make me majin buu already you know its fitting and perfect. can I be kid buu

[Masaii]

@anime

check out dudes gallery of dbz art! so realistic. and check the sides for related ones too.

http://yichenglong1985.deviantart.com/gallery/

[NYCSPITZ]

Yez

Yajirobi.

Always eating, masturbating and has a sword. Occasionally does baller shit albeit on a cowardly level like slashing Vegeta in the back after he got sonned by the Z fighters.

[NYCSPITZ]

Ok

I would put Allen Knight as The Namekian warrior Piccolo fuses with in the Frieza saga just before battling Frieza's third form (and getting fucked up). Powerful, wise for his age and has the poise of a gawd. Although namekians are androgynous and shit eggs, lacking sexual organs, if this one had a dick he would bag bitches. Doesn't need a car cuz he can fly at over 200mph with his own inner KI.

[NYCSPITZ]

I haven't seen the show, but having seen it come up in enough battles through the years... i gather that there is someone named Namix in it? lol

but hey, sign me up in case the name don't fit the character!

Dr. Gero. Insane genius turns himself into a giant brain and tries to capture GOku to steal his body. Intelligent, and always real about who he is. Namix is known to travel the astral levels of reality constantly, opening his crown chakra to higher consciousness and being aware of the higher cosmic order. Mother earth is alive and her lighting, branches and African waterways resemble veins. Earth is 75% water as are humans. THis is distinctly namix and he doesn't deny it. In a similar vein, Gero never denies his evil character, working for the menacing red ribbon army and afterwards seeking world domination.

[NYCSPITZ]

i'm the dragon that grants wishes and shit. you need hella balls to come at me bros

I'm going Chiaotzsu here. A small clown, with bursts of power. Spoiled by royalty, saved by Tien. The perfect odd couple, tien has 3 eyes and chiaztzsu is a small clown whose sexuality is questionable. Young and inexperienced in the ways of the world, Chiatzsu however has infinite potential and absurd bursts of power. Is loyal to himself and to his friends. Cries constantly. Also a model citizen who can grow to be a threat.

[NYCSPITZ]

Who am I

Aero is the supreme savior of the universe, the godly archangel, hero to all. Limitless work ethic leading to superior strength and adored by all - you are the greatest of all time...you are GOKU. This GOAT has been spotted fucking fly long haired azn bitches and producing equally baller sons, not as strong and with as much inner character but with better mental abilities (GOHAN) and just as player as their father (Bags videl). However nobody can surpass this GOAT. He has conquered the most powerful fighters in the universe, he has beaten death...he was such an honorable soul he was granted a body in the afterlife by King Yama. Goku is our savior whom we must kneel before.

[NYCSPITZ]

Yes

Dead Man is the fat majjin buu, yet also good buu, kid buu and evil buu simultaneously. mostly he is buu in his first form, fat and containing all 4 characters within.

A contradictory, conflicted soul shrouded in confusion. Dead Man has many sides to him, a gentle side, a lascivious hoarder of earthly pleasure sides, an evil side, and an extremely shrewd side. You never know where this nigga is gonna come at you from. First he flies to the nearest city and turns the whole population into chocolate replicas and DEVOURS THEM LIKE AN ANIMAL, then, when he gets his own house - he falls in love with an adorable puppy. Dead man's boarding habits are similar in that he may seem innocuous at first like a happy fat buu, he can be a vicious and cunning animal who surpasses even Goku in power (The nigga needed a spirit bomb to win). Has transcended every dimension and is an evil killer. Created of ancient magic, born by babbity's emaciated and evil being, Dead Man is a true character of many masks. Possibly the most powerful writer here (when he is evil buu).

[NYCSPITZ]

guys just make me majin buu already you know its fitting and perfect. can I be kid buu

You are Janemba from the movie. Like an enormous, powerful michellin man with jaundice, people never know where the fuck you are attacking them from, making you a dangerous foe. Can create portals and attack people from a distance. Took Goku and Vegeta fusing to defeat him. Created a gigantic McDonalds Ball pit of enormous diamond hard color balls to play with and attack Z warriors with. The result of a hundred years of lost souls somehow leaking out and becoming a sentient entity. He seems so lovable, sometimes so lost and confused, but IS HE? He turns into a fucking evil dude with a red face and a sword and is clearly malicious and fun loving despite the newly formed true expression of feelings. I forget how this character dies but it's like movie #8-13 one of those

[Certain]

You're pouring yourself into this. I like the energy you're displaying. Split Eight should learn.

I don't need one, though. I never watched.

[NYCSPITZ]

Did you run outta characters yet?

Nieghbor is eccentric, just like King Kai (north kai). Owns a monkey and a gigantic bug who he lives with on his own PLANET at the end og snake way. Owns a baller car and somehow has an unlimited supply of food. Can sense evil approaching from every distant corner of the universe. Is a King, fat with glasses whiskers and an antenna. Great sense of humor which Goku doesn't understand, fucks all the honies in the afterlife whenever he goes on missions to see supreme kai. Baller shit.

[namix]

it seriously amazes me how good you guys are at this kinda shit lol


90% of the time it sounds dead-on, and 9% of the time it's some creative spin tying something to someone in a way that is still somewhat accurate

[Ghost1]

Itt namix realizes we spend far too much time woth one another.

[big baby]

You are Janemba from the movie. Like an enormous, powerful michellin man with jaundice, people never know where the fuck you are attacking them from, making you a dangerous foe. Can create portals and attack people from a distance. Took Goku and Vegeta fusing to defeat him. Created a gigantic McDonalds Ball pit of enormous diamond hard color balls to play with and attack Z warriors with. The result of a hundred years of lost souls somehow leaking out and becoming a sentient entity. He seems so lovable, sometimes so lost and confused, but IS HE? He turns into a fucking evil dude with a red face and a sword and is clearly malicious and fun loving despite the newly formed true expression of feelings. I forget how this character dies but it's like movie #8-13 one of those

Literally just had an argument with someone about Janemba shouldve been the last arc instead of Majin Buu. Either or were acceptable. I'm glad you came through <3 10 points for Totoro he is no longer lame. Veritas you're still lame. Fuck you

[Fart]

lol at him not knowing a thing about Chiaotzsu.

[StarFaggot]

Mine sounds about right. Excellent job. 4.5/5

[Ghost1]

lol at him not knowing a thing about Chiaotzsu.

Lol@this sentence even having occured.

[Fart]

he doesnt know me bro.

[Ghost1]

Urite. Wwn u rite u rite.

Now whos this oolong guy?

Sounds extremely suspect....whoever tagged me as ooolong needs a timeout and a pausebreak.

[Fart]

hes a shapeshifting pig

[Ghost1]

O......so sum1 tagged exactly what nyc said i was..... :/


Tha ks for the play by play faggot tagger.


Thank u art.


I cannot watch this show tjo as i dont.smoke.blunts ne.more. i member gettin home.from highschool high as FUCK then watch this shit for an hour in outter space lovin it right b4 big tigga in the basement at 4

[Allen Knight]

Bags would be a dragon ball cuz he just get tossed some where

[Ghost1]

OH HAHA SUPER LOLZING!

UD BE A FAGGOT DRAGON. CUZ OTHER DRAGONS THAT WERE DUDES WOULD FUCK U. AND UD FUCK THEM. OLE FAGGITY ASS DRAGON WITH A LAME ASS CHINSTRAP BEARD.

[Allen Knight]

Someone get bags a snickers he's unlolz when he's hungry

[Ghost1]

Lmao.


Netcees is gonna give ne a mentak breakdown :(


FIRST I WAS A FAT LOSER WHOS LIFE WAS AWFUL


NOW IM A SKINNY SHELL OF MY FAT SELF WHI CANNOT BRING THE LULZ



NETCEES WHY HAVE U FORSAKEN ME?!?!?!?#?#+(#(#(#


FUCK U ALLEN U FUCKING SHITKICKING HICKSPIC

[Allen Knight]

U might wanna quit hitting the gym an jus.eat u can do it anthony

[Masaii]

Allen knight = master Roshi

Throws in a few lulzors here and there....but really he lives off fumes of his past career.

We appreciate those lulz tho

[Ghost1]

U might wanna quit hitting the gym an jus.eat u can do it anthony

Lol. This is no way to.carry on.

[StarFaggot]

I didn't know Bags was Ghost I thought that was DLB bc of the num of unrofls.

[TYSON]

Am i too late?

[NYCSPITZ]

Tyson u r Mr. Popo dawg, want me to expound on this?

[Natural]

Tyson u r Mr. Popo dawg, want me to expound on this?

Please don't

[TYSON]

Tyson u r Mr. Popo dawg, want me to expound on this?

Yea

[NYCSPITZ]

natural why do you hate your life you dumb little faggot, lol

[NYCSPITZ]

Yea

You despise your african heritage, which led you to a chewing tobacco addiction leaving you with mouth cancer, one tooth and a nervous disposition. Since you live above the clouds with only Kami to chill with, you like to sneak into the hyperbolic chamber to complete spine flexibility exercises so that you can eventually suck your own dick. You look like a sambo and u got those nigger lips b.

lol, jk yo

In truth you are Broly, the fucking insanely jacked, strongest saiyan of them all. If you were good you could surpass Goku but you seem to have the evil intent of seducing good looking 16 year olds thus your inability to retain a body in the afterlife. You wear suspect jewlery to fit in sometimes and you killed your father after destroying a planet.

[Natural]

I have Natural on ignore because he kept picking on me in discussion. I made an attempt to ask him what his problem was, in a frustrated bitch sort of way but he didn't answer back. In a fit of rage I decided to find one of his open mic drops and tell him how much I didn't enjoy it. Yeah I hope that one hurts his feelings. Serves him right. .

My apologies young lad....
Please don't go thinking any less of yourself
I was just joking around. Truely

[anime_boners]

O......so sum1 tagged exactly what nyc said i was..... :/


Tha ks for the play by play faggot tagger.

ACTUALLY, I TAGGED YOU AS OOLONG BEFORE HE DID YOURS

EAT IT, OOLONG

[Ghost1]

LOL shitfuck

[anime_boners]

loooool

http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120824173624/dragonball/images/9/9c/Oolong_yelling_at_goku_about_touching_his_private. jpg

[Ghost1]

Man. How i get the wackest faggot on a show full of wack.faggots.

Not cool bros.

[anime_boners]

2 things wrong with that

1 Dragonball owns

2 Oolong is a very funny character

[El Muffin]

mr popo !