zombie apocalypse thread 2nd edition

[Split]

1. Three forum members you'd want on your team

2. Three weapons of choice

3. Three step plan of action

4. 5 items you bring


evaluate person above you's plan GO GO GO

[~RustyGunZ~]

chyeahhh!!! for obvious reasons, true experience
veritas as a wild card and his painting for bags shows he is ready to kill
joe metts so we can sacrifice him to a horde like shane did to hershells pal if we need the extra time, it'll give us about a 3 hr window to avoid all walkers

katana, silenced berreta, crossbow

no plan, just survive and kill

body armor, a key of the white wizard, water filter, smaller knife for crafting, a bunch of spiderman string (they make that shit)

[Sn00p]

1. Three forum members you'd want on your team

Obviously Chyeah. Probably Knux for the brawn. And someone clever... I don't know, namix? Dominate?

2. Three weapons of choice

Flame Thrower, because fire kills pretty much everything reliably. A Hattori Hanzo sword, because it's the most silent weapon. And then a small, but effective gun. Magnum or something.

3. Three step plan of action

First: Find Shelter.
Then: Find food.
Then: Find other people.

4. 5 items you bring

A deck of cards, 'cause it's gonna get boring.
Paper and pens, because you need to write some things down.
Something to make fire. I don't know, a portable stove? Something that lasts for a while.
A rope.
Solar-powered flashlight.

[Sn00p]

chyeahhh!!! for obvious reasons, true experience
veritas as a wild card and his painting for bags shows he is ready to kill
joe metts so we can sacrifice him to a horde like shane did to hershells pal if we need the extra time, it'll give us about a 3 hr window to avoid all walkers

katana, silenced berreta, crossbow

no plan, just survive and kill

body armor, a key of the white wizard, water filter, smaller knife for crafting, a bunch of spiderman string (they make that shit)

Water filter sounds good. How could I forget about a knife? Good call.

[Allen Knight]

Knux cuz i kno he wouldnt bitch out an run, he'd slash niggas
hush hes funny an if all else fails i can just trip him an he gets eaten while i get away
bags right off the bat i'd shot his knee caps then go to a safe spot an watch him get ripped apart

samurai sword, crossbow, shotgun silencer (like no country for old men)

stay together, stay on high grounds an never go out at night

ipod touch, water bottle, swiss army knife, lighter, flashlight

[~RustyGunZ~]

to combine mine and allens, i'd get one of those brita water bottles that filters water

trill ass shit

http://www.target.com/p/watergeeks-pure-blue-filtered-bottle-white-24oz/-/A-13460518?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Google_PLA_df&LNM=%7C13460518&CPNG=Sports&kpid=13460518&LID=PA&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=13460518

[veritas]

Chyeah
Detour
Bad weather

Silenced pistols
Silenced rifles
Swords/knives

Mobility to stability to mobility to stability

[~RustyGunZ~]

poor choice lad

bw always sad, if it came to the end of the world he'd end things so u'd be one man down

and detour would come across some meth and make a detour in ur journey, pun intended

[Allen Knight]

to combine mine and allens, i'd get one of those brita water bottles that filters water

trill ass shit

http://www.target.com/p/watergeeks-pure-blue-filtered-bottle-white-24oz/-/A-13460518?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Google_PLA_df&LNM=%7C13460518&CPNG=Sports&kpid=13460518&LID=PA&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=13460518


thats dopee

[mimic]

1. Three forum members you'd want on your team

1) Bags - Although he fucking annoys me... It is actually beneficial for me in this type of scenario... I'm not sure if any of you have watched 'Red Dwarf' but 'Rimmer' was brought back to life to keep 'Lister' sane because Lister hated Rimmer and by getting on Lister's nerves he took his mind of everything that was happening... which would happen in this case...

2) Witty - Incase any of the zombies want a poetry competition... It MIGHT not happen but it MIGHT... you never know!

3) Orc - He will pull all the fit zombie bitches in... a guy needs zombie-woman pleasure, right?


2. Three weapons of choice

Samurai Sword - Shotgun - Sniper Rifle -

3. Three step plan of action

1) First day all stay together and stock up on as much food and water as we can...

2) Stay up on high ground at ALL times

3) Play a game of monopoly or bop it because that's the shit...

4. 5 items you bring

1) Water flask

2) Something warm, eg; Blanket/Duvet/Sleeping Bag etc..

3) A tent - We'll be needing this for traveling purposes

4) A map/compass - We need to know how to get to the places we need to get to

5) Shit tons of ammunition for the weapons

[Masaii]

Question for Mimic,

Your reason for bringing Orc reeks of homosexuality, are you in fact a faggot?

Confirm or deny

[~RustyGunZ~]

okay so replace the cocaine with an android tablet that has like a 250$ defender maxx + case on it and a solar panel on the back of it hooked up to satellites so i can access all maps and places of interest

[mimic]

Question for Mimic,

Your reason for bringing Orc reeks of homosexuality, are you in fact a faggot?

Confirm or deny

DENIED.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Berkley and katadyn water filters are pretty good as well. Katadyn more so for mobility. In a pinch as well if you need to carry hot or cold water get a outdoor research bottle thermast they are excellent. My three would be naq veritas and badweather weapons carbon v machete half serrated half straight edge high powdered high capacity bow thrower and a silenced beretta in 40 yes they make them forget what the name is but they used to be standard issue for special units in border patrol

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Oh yeah is bring my bug out bag and everything that comes with it ;)

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I am on my phone so I can see everything but I can see now I would sustain supplies I would sustain my family and I was staying high ground and stay a step ahead of whatever I needed to stay ahead of

[Inno]

okay so replace the cocaine with an android tablet that has like a 250$ defender maxx + case on it and a solar panel on the back of it hooked up to satellites so i can access all maps and places of interest

but society will falter..you think T-mobile will still have a strong signal?

split- for the lols, witty- dude seems pretty smart, veritas- we might need some counceling from time to time

machete, hunting kife, crossbow

1. gather people
2. find a location to set up an outpost in the mean time we find a perminant shelter.
3. cocaine....i believe coke will do good in this scenerio...you always peeped and paranoid
so it would keep me on my p's and q's.

water, book(i would imagine i could find books anywhere, but i would only carry one at a time), first aid kit.

[~RustyGunZ~]

then i will have it preloaded with every useful thing wikipedia and google maps offers

[NYCSPITZ]

Tbh if chyeaaa was in walking dead he would have usurped rick's position early it's just that u can't have a black dude play the lead role...not good television.

Chyeaaa would outlive everyone on these boards in this scenario tho e.z.

[NYCSPITZ]

3 dudes: chyeaaa, deadman, and rawnmacdon he's brolic...would be a deadly quartet my nigga...

3 weaps: shotgun, ak-47, and word @ whoever said hattori hanzo, i'd rock 1 of those....

Action: Find a mansion on a hilltop and secure it, find the first 4 fuckable bitches, live happily ever after with my bitch, my homies and their bitches...produce a cure in our secret underground lab after 10 yrs of relaxation.

5 items: filtration device, some shit that will create fire, a sturdy vehicle like a range rover or some shit, poncho for missions in the rain, poker chips

[Sharp]

honestly the question is who are the 3 lucky dudes chyeah decides to save

[Sn00p]

honestly the question is who are the 3 lucky dudes chyeah decides to save

/end thread

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Beretta 40 in the 92 frame is the Centurion or the "96D" the latter being the better choice for threading a silencer. Shit was bugging me, still wanna get my hands on one lol

[Chyeahhh!!!]

honestly the question is who are the 3 lucky dudes chyeah decides to save

lol ha ha at that, some of these other guys have trained a lot harder for real life scenarios than me though, notably those in or who were in the armed forces. Guys like Veritas, I mean imo sure he's about that survival thing tough, but he'd outlive a lot of people just based off of reading people and analyzing situations/people, dude is like sun tzu mixed with Dr. Phil lol

[veritas]

lol ha ha at that, some of these other guys have trained a lot harder for real life scenarios than me though, notably those in or who were in the armed forces. Guys like Veritas, I mean imo sure he's about that survival thing tough, but he'd outlive a lot of people just based off of reading people and analyzing situations/people, dude is like sun tzu mixed with Dr. Phil lol

I am literally an unstoppable force. Thank you for the props chey

[Chyeahhh!!!]

+1 to whoever said the playing cards. Not only can they be used as a form of entertainment, they have numbers and symbols on them. If all is lost we would still have those to fall back on as a basic reference for educational purposes

keeping in tune with the thread. I was supposed to evaluate the last posters list, which was Mimic I'm pretty sure. I think he would survive by default, being he would assume any and everyones identity but his own which means he would be the jack of all trades, sort of like a post apocalyptic shang shung. He would henceforth write a master combatists book called, "Shang Shung, The Art of Hoard"

[~RustyGunZ~]

dead@hoard being everyone

[bleak]

1. Three forum members you'd want on your team
@Split
@Sharp Nine
@Lars for hand to hand

2. Three weapons of choice
Remington 870
S&M Bodyguard
AR15 Bushmaster

3. Three step plan of action
Find a boat
Hit the seas
Find an island where the people haven't even heard of zombies.

4. 5 items you bring
A single revolver bullet
first aid kit
the oldest bottle of alcohol in my house
1 family picture
a fat bag of the finest greenery


<<< Survivor

[bleak]

3. Three step plan of action

1) First day all stay together and stock up on as much food and water as we can...

2) Stay up on high ground at ALL times

3) Play a game of monopoly or bop it because that's the shit...


And... you're dead.

[Sharp]

I'm flattered but to be fair if you have split I'm redundant. and not incredibly helpful

plus thats a double whammy with us and lifting things

but if we get to that island its party city

And... you're dead.

the only thing I see wrong is the possibility of the monopoly game going as bad as any monopoly game can be and the survivors turning on one another like most games of monopoly go

[bleak]

It's not the trip, it's the destination.

We kill Lars off when we see land, and shut the island clubs down while all these other faggots are fighting off Zack. We're getting bitches undressed, they're getting ripped by undead. We're fuckin exotic hoes. Their life is tattered clothes and shotty blows. And trust me, we WILL make it to that island. I refuse to die by the hands of the dead. However, all of you are expendable.