Opening Round Discussion & Predictions

[PancakeBrah]

The Winter Topical
Discussion & Predictions

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OPENING ROUND
dead man vs. breathless
Mr. J vs. Witty
ZYG vs. Zenland
big baby vs. Fig
Frank vs. Adonis
trap vs. CopyPat
NYCSPITZ vs. YDK
ill nik-A vs. oXus
Pent uP vs. symetrik
Wise Ways vs. Vividlyvague
Lars vs. Objective
Certain vs. Mike Wrecka
Vulgar vs. Innovator
Split Eight vs. Veritas
Soulstice vs. Coup
Bags vs. Just Write

Any discussion, shit talking, bitching, and predictions go here.

[Just Write]

The ads in front of bags and my names... redo it.

[Certain]

You can scroll down on the bracket.

[Just Write]

Not on my phone lol, i only write from my phone. I was jk anyways.

[Certain]

I'm going to spend a lot of time in Vividlyvague and Wise Ways' thread.

[Ghost1]

Im gonna spend alot of time inside u.

[timeless]

Put me in for first person that doesnt check in

[PancakeBrah]

Yup.

[Boredom]

aw :( i thought i signed up for this..


in if theres any no shows that need to be filled, i'll write on a days notice if needed.

[timeless]

Yup.

Good shit with that mag too. Props. Read most of it

[PancakeBrah]

aw :( i thought i signed up for this..


in if theres any no shows that need to be filled, i'll write on a days notice if needed.

Got you down as a reserve now. Sorry if I missed your sign in.

[PancakeBrah]

ZYG is not of this world.

[Boredom]

Got you down as a reserve now. Sorry if I missed your sign in.

i think ya did, or maybe i thought i signed up but didn't?

regardless should probably kick someone out and just give me their spot.

[uh-oh]

IM WAITING IN THE WINGS TOO YO

GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE

[Certain]

ZYG is not of this world.

Disqualification for not checking in.

[PancakeBrah]

IM WAITING IN THE WINGS TOO YO

GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE

You're the #2 reserve.

Polar bear solar flare on deck.

[Inno]

I hope vulgar suddenly falls into a coma...steps right into one

ama cross my fingers.

goodluck sir.

[Certain]

Polar vortex cold-enforced sex. Holes get more spread, swoll endorphins.

[Boredom]

but mordycai sucks, like really really sucks.

[big baby]

Polar vortex cold-enforced sex. Holes get more spread, swoll endorphins.

certain stop

[timeless]

but mordycai sucks, like really really sucks.

rofl you gotta follow me around on other sites now? oh no mordy cant throw a punchline. kid you have no creativity whatsoever for a topical verse. Did you even re-read your verse on Rb? stop talking shit and grow the fuck up faggot. this is not 2002. how old are you, in actuality?

[Boredom]

been here way longer than you, never spoken to you once at all accept to call you a biting faggot who sucks..

biting faggot sucker.

n lol @ no creativity coming from someone who bit a wordplay used against him one wk earlier. smdh faggts these days..

[PancakeBrah]

in on that reserve beef

[timeless]

been here way longer than you, never spoken to you once at all accept to call you a biting faggot who sucks..

biting faggot sucker.

lol aww look at how quick you came back at me with your lil punchline? damn, props.

I "bit" a word, unintentionally. Shit happens kid. Sorry I offended you and your "project mayhem" group of internet text battling tough guys. Didn't mean to interrupt your movie night with the guys watching Fight Club.

You've no-showed me twice. You know who I am faggot. Since I came back online in November, alls Ive seen from you is shit talking, self-hype, and not give a single it of informative critique to anyone on here, RB, or anywhere else. Youre useless besides to your own pride on the internet.

You will never show for this tourney, go write some more punchlines homie, try not to be pissed off at the world in between.

[timeless]

put me nd alpha in a topical, winner matches up against winner of no-show match from first round.

[Certain]

in on that reserve beef

My money is on uh-oh.

[PancakeBrah]

Me too.

I hope he gets the chance to drop.

polar bear/solar flare king.

[Vulgar]

I hope vulgar suddenly falls into a coma...steps right into one

ama cross my fingers.

goodluck sir.

good luck man.

[Pent uP]

The Winter Topical
Discussion & Predictions


OPENING ROUND
dead man
Witty
ZYG
Big baby
Frank
CopyPat
NYCSPITZ
Ill nik-A vs. oXus ive got nika in a nail biter but match of the round
Vividlyvague
Lars
Certain
Vulgar
Split Eight
Soulstice
Bags
Any discussion, shit talking, bitching, and predictions go here.
Granted no no shows...tbh even with no shows that should be rd 2, sans the nail biter

[dead man]

Mr. J vs. Witty
ZYG vs. Zenland
big baby vs. Fig - with the upset
Frank vs. Adonis - although if frank underestimates adonis and adonis shows up with some genius up his sleeve, anything can happen
trap vs. CopyPat - total toss up. going to ride with copy based on my familiarity with his writing.
NYCSPITZ vs. YDK - will not be close if both contenders show up. NYC will write the first coherent drunken verse of his life inspired by his own DBZ thread off a 4 pack of chocolate mousse milk stout
ill nik-A vs. oXus - nik-a can write and i could see others predicting differently but i personally prefer oxus' existing work to nik-a's. but you never know. oxus will probably not show up anyway.
Pent uP vs. symetrik - yea i do not know symetrik's writing well. this is partially uninformed. cake had an excerpt of one of your verses in the magazine, but i am too lazy to click back and remember it.
Wise Ways vs. Vividlyvague - riding with wyze here for his keen ability to produce majesty if he fuckin tries. focus is his biggest issue and i know VV will probably show up thirsty for vengeance. tough call really.
Lars vs. Objective - total toss up, gonna be a great match and i truly can't call it.
Certain vs. Mike Wrecka - like mike's work but he drew a short straw here. predicting certain will make it pretty far in the bracket. we will see though..
Vulgar vs. Innovator - i've got vulgar, like certain, fairing pretty well in the tournament. innovator is consistent though and has reliability on his side. vulgar can be a loose cannon and runs the risk of losing some of the less critical voters.
Split Eight vs. Veritas - botw i think. cannot call it.
Soulstice vs. Coup - i had soulstice winning but then realized how little the chances are he will show up on time for this match. it should be a close one regardless tho.
Bags vs. Just Write - i got bags pulling some voodoo shit out of his keyboard and making it to semi's for some reason. on an unrelated note i would probably seed uh-oh within the top 5 if he were to compete.

good luck

[Zen]

I'm gonna shock the world if I ever stop smoking all day.

[Certain]

dead man
Mr. J
ZYG
big baby
Frank
Trap
Totoro
oXus
Pent uP
Vividlyvague
Lars
Vulgar
Split Eight
Soulstice
Just Write

If I lose, the next round:
dead man
ZYG
Frank
oXus
Pent uP
Lars
Split Eight
Just Write

Then:
ZYG
Frank
Lars
Split Eight

Finals:
ZYG over Split Eight

[Fig]

was mine and big babys topic chosen specifically for us?

[Fig]

http://i.imgur.com/zCZcF.jpg

this is no coincidence

[PancakeBrah]

I searched the internet for pictures/art I thought would make for good topics while I wrote the magazine. Whittled it down. Then I made the matchups and just randomly picked topics as I posted. Except for fig/big baby and Wise Ways/VV. I did single out specific pictures for those matches. Other than that it was pretty much random. I actually wanted to give Certain and Mike's topic to dead man because I thought he could kill it but in the end I thought it'd be better served in a closer match.

[Fig]

I knews it. fuck im good

[Fig]

dead man vs. breathless
Mr. J vs. Witty
ZYG vs. Zenland
big baby vs. Fig clearly we will all be the winner in this match
Frank vs. Adonis
trap vs. CopyPat
NYCSPITZ vs. YDK
ill nik-A vs. oXus
Pent uP vs. symetrik
Wise Ways vs. Vividlyvague
Lars vs. Objective
Certain vs. Mike Wrecka
Vulgar vs. Innovator
Split Eight vs. Veritas
Soulstice vs. Coup
Bags vs. Just Write

[Lars]

lmao i cant even view my topic from the work comp

could someone re-up it for me?

[Plot]

Put me in for no.3 reserve Cake.

[timeless]

1. Jimmy
2. Uhoh
3. Mordycai
4. Alphabet
5. Plot

[Just Write]

Bags vs. Just Write

Fuck you

[Coup]

sub'd

[Just Write]

Im jealous of the army topics. I wanted an army topic :(

[PancakeBrah]

Im jealous of the army topics. I wanted an army topic :(

Your picture has a one man army!

*rimshot*

[Just Write]

Lol. I need to watch that movie, ive never seen it. Is it any good? PancakeBrah

[Certain]

Which movie? A Clockwork Orange is in my top 10.

[Just Write]

Which movie? A Clockwork Orange is in my top 10.

Yea. Idk why but ive never seen it

[PancakeBrah]

I hate to be that guy but I much preferred the book. Movie was just okay to me.
uh-oh is in the tournament.

Jimmy was skipped because I haven't seen him post lately.

[Fig]

lmao

poor jimbo

[timeless]

Word so im next? Fill me in for whoever man ill check n as soon as I see it im up on this

[Zen]

PancakeBrah I won't be able to show. Life's being a bitch right now.

[timeless]

PancakeBrah I won't be able to show. Life's being a bitch right now.

Sucks you cant make it but Ill for sure take your place.

[Zen]

That's cool with me.

[Orc]

i'll be a replacement

[PancakeBrah]

Uh oh has replaced Coup and Mordycai has replaced Zenland. Both informed me they wouldn't be able to write. Respect for them for being proactive and in turn getting their subs in early.

As for the remaining alternates I am putting Nigma in the top spot as he mentioned in a pre-sign up topic he wanted in on this. Oats and Orc take the next two due to talent. Then Alphabet and Plot.

1. Nigma
2. Oats
3. Orc
4. Alphabet
5. Plot

YDK and Frank are the only two non check ins currently. They have until tomorrow at midnight eastern (because I won't be up for pacific) to sign in or theyre replaced. I will either assign the remaining reserves to a battle I think has high no show potential so they can write a sub verse or I'll extend no showed matches a day to give reserves 24 hours to write a verse. Not sure which route is best but it'll be decided by the check in deadline.

[Wise Wiggles]

Y u choose dat

[uh-oh]

you guys are lucky i didnt get put in the nik-a oxus BATTLE THO

i was eyeing that lol hoping one of them would bow out and i could write a gladiator epic

but i at least have a vision of what im gonna do with the one i got

glad i could get in this shittt

[timeless]

Good looks PancakeBrah siked on this

[Ghost1]

WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING REPLACEMENTS CHAT THREAD?!

GO AWAY FAGGOTS


SUM1 WHO MATTERS IN THIS TOURNEY TALK

[big baby]

WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING REPLACEMENTS CHAT THREAD?!

GO AWAY FAGGOTS


SUM1 WHO MATTERS IN THIS TOURNEY TALK

sup Bags sup man

[Wise Wiggles]

WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING REPLACEMENTS CHAT THREAD?!

GO AWAY FAGGOTS


SUM1 WHO MATTERS IN THIS TOURNEY TALK

Bags I mos def agree. The fuckin nerve. This shit needs a cellulite trim PRONTO....

[Ghost1]

Woooord


Im bout ti do my predictions

[PancakeBrah]

Woooord


Im bout ti do my predictions

Bags good idea.

[Certain]

Bags

[Ghost1]

dead man vs. breathless

K so.....dead man would basically need to survive a cranial gunshot wound to make this match even......

Mr. J vs. Witty

This should be DOPE. Ive read more of squiggly 12 shit then witty tho.....so im prolly not a fair.judge....but i got J here

ZYG vs. Zenland

Never read zen....ever....haha cuz idgaf about u. Zyg a monsta. Easy call.

big baby vs. Fig

K i jusy now am realizong i.dont read topicals. .... i read.like 2 fig pieces. Baby is better. He will win.

Frank vs. Adonis

Frank is da badguy ....my favorite topical persona. And.a toptier writer. Adonis is 4ft negative 3 and his face looks like a fat swollen hairy axe wound. Give it to frank.

trap vs. CopyPat

I beat traps recycled verse in the storytelling tourney cuz im really good. He is too tho. I think hes better suited for this then pat......tho me an pat go way back lik pat sajac

NYCSPITZ vs. YDK

Lol ydk wack as fuck.

ill nik-A vs. oXus

English is garbanzo. Fuckin Eiago beak nose sand nigger. Nik will body.

Pent uP vs. symetrik

Never read sym...pent do gawd.

Wise Ways vs. Vividlyvague

Should be good i guess. Idk only read wise.

Lars vs. Objective

Lars will murk objectives paranoid schitzophrenic.shit to pieces

Certain vs. Mike Wrecka

How many fucking battles r there? Fuckkk. Certain wilm win


Vulgar vs. Innovator

Lol innovator is horrible at any type of writing this site offers.

Split Eight vs. Veritas

Veritas better come.correct.

Soulstice vs. Coup

Who cares. Idc about u soulstice.

Bags vs. Just Write


Uh me?

Any discussion, shit talking, bitching, and predictions go here.[/QUOTE]

[PancakeBrah]

lmao @ including the [/quote]

dirty pool, bagasaurus. dirty pool.

[Certain]

Lars vs. Objective is the closest battle of this round. Lars already has forgotten the topic and will come back Tuesday to check it and write a verse in 43 minutes. Objective has not spoken to anyone or eaten anything since seeing his topic and has written six verses with 47 drafts each and is poring over them all to determine which gives him the best strategic and quality advantage possible.

[Ghost1]

lmao @ including the

dirty pool, bagasaurus. dirty pool.[/QUOTE]

THERE ARE.NO RULES IN THE GAME.OF NETCEES.


Edit.


Loooooooool

Unfuckimg real..just quoted u.

I will oeave it in favor of goodsportsmanship.

Fml.

[Eŋg]

i think the ensign iago was italian, though.

[Ghost1]

Idk wat ur words are. U have a bird.nose.

[trap.]

I'm not even going to start writing until Monday. When is this shit due?

[Certain]

Wednesday.

[Eŋg]

probably. Lennon's is more aquiline, though. and yours is fat?

[PancakeBrah]

Would you use the word aquiline in real life?

You've worked yourself into a corner.

Either you do and you're that guy.

Or you don't and you're living out your English Vocabulary Dream on the internet, trying to impress personas.

Either route is, without fail, horribly sad.

[Eŋg]

neither: Lennon's beaked nose was staring at me. and it was succinct? i can be well spoken but i'm generally not using that 'higher' register unless i'm in front of a professor. or something.

you're arguably as/more wordy. caveat?

[Ghost1]

Cringe

[Certain]

oXus thinks he's smarter than everyone but has no clue how obvious it is that he thinks that.

[Eŋg]

i really don't. i probably did in my teens. but alright.

[PancakeBrah]

oXus thinks he's smarter than everyone but has no clue how obvious it is that he thinks that.

Well put.

It was succinct. But it was so overtly pretentious and tryhard.

Plus your rap voice sucked.

[Wise Wiggles]

Eng the og with it tho. There's a diff imo

[Eŋg]

But it was so overtly pretentious and tryhard..

i'm not attempting to impress. confuse, at most. it took no effort. it's obscure, not archaic. like, oh idk, whence?

+1 on bad delivery.

[PancakeBrah]

i'm not attempting to impress. confuse, at most. it took no effort. it's obscure, not archaic. like, oh idk, whence?

+1 on bad delivery.

You're not half as smart as you think you are lol.

very hate.

you=soccer mom.

[Certain]

I like oXus.

And he's a good writer.

The Ego Bowl should be fun. It's the opposite of The Egg Bowl, which is the name of the football game between Mississippi and Mississippi State.

[Eŋg]

you're way off, bro. i've seen you use words in posts/verse i wouldn't touch. you're the kid in my class who insists he reads eight hours a day and then struggles to give an example of a metonym. too mechanical. your approach has been sideways for a minute, though. i'm about as smart as i think i am. which is about half as smart as i thought i was. youth and squandered potential is a strange thing.

it's all love.

add. aquiline* maybe that's why you've taken issue.

brb deleting posts

[Pent uP]

Lars vs. Objective is the closest battle of this round. Lars already has forgotten the topic and will come back Tuesday to check it and write a verse in 43 minutes. Objective has not spoken to anyone or eaten anything since seeing his topic and has written six verses with 47 drafts each and is poring over them all to determine which gives him the best strategic and quality advantage possible.

For some reason im 98% behind this prediction. Only disagreeance is I see nik/oxus or wise/vivid as best battle

[PancakeBrah]

you're way off, bro. i've seen you use words in posts/verse i wouldn't touch. you're the kid in my class who insists he reads eight hours a day and then struggles to give an example of a metonym. too mechanical. your approach has been sideways for a minute, though. i'm about as smart as i think i am. which is about half as smart as i thought i was. youth and squandered potential is a strange thing.

it's all love.

Worst assessment of character I've ever seen.

Please point out one example of stretched vocabulary.

Please point out one example of sideways approach to verses.

I eagerly await.

Very aquiline right now. Very aquiline.

breathing earth and bleeding water right now.

[Soulstice]

dead man vs. breathless
free money

Mr. J vs. Witty
witty should probably not be rated this low

ZYG vs. Zenland
i like both but zygote may be a cyborg

big baby vs. Fig
idk. what kind of a name is "fig"? i miss big baby on the celts he gets the nod

Frank vs. Adonis
why is adonis seeded so low who did these seedings?

trap vs. CopyPat
trap is from rb, trap.

NYCSPITZ vs. YDK
not entirely familiar

ill nik-A vs. oXus
not familiar with illnik-as topical work, love oxus style

Pent uP vs. symetrik
seriously?

Wise Ways vs. Vividlyvague
pretty good battle, wise is too nice though

Lars vs. Objective
barons one of the best to do it, when he shows up

Certain vs. Mike Wrecka
upon revelation of the alias, certain will probably roll to the elite 8

Vulgar vs. Innovator
free money, sorry inno

Split Eight vs. Veritas
both are solid tho

Soulstice vs. uh oh
joe flacco is my least favorite player since michael strahan

Bags vs. Just Write
not familiar w bags

[Eŋg]

that was not an assessment of your character, lol. js the guy's a dick. and you. i don't know how much you read? i wouldn't say aquiline is stretched. it isn't even stilted. repost the part where you misspell it.

do you want the rest of that twice referenced verse? it's from '09. early stuff. your approach to me has been sideways. sorry bout your comprehension. i'm being pretentious and obscure i guess.

+1 on wordplay.

[Diode]

fuck it, sign me in.
Dancake

[Diode]

Worst assessment of character I've ever seen.

Please point out one example of stretched vocabulary.

Please point out one example of sideways approach to verses.

I eagerly await.

Very aquiline right now. Very aquiline.

breathing earth and bleeding water right now.

did he confuse you with nyc?

[Ghost1]

LOL@not familiar.woth bags.

Lolindeed.

The onternet.knows.me.niggah. im a fuckin rockstar w these keyboard. Washed up faggot.

[Eŋg]

NYC is top 5 doa with a synonym search. that's that nigga righ thurrrrr

[Certain]

trap

http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/showthread.php?t=16025

[trap.]

Damn, we killed that shit. I didn't even remember that or thought I wrote it til the weed stemmed memories part. I flipped too many styles back then.

[e11even]

Seeing bags in here is crazy. No offense. I just usually see him in discussion and battles.

When did u get ur account back?

[Ghost1]

ENUFF SMALL TALK. OPEN UR MOUTH.

[NYCSPITZ]

NYC is top 5 doa with a synonym search. that's that nigga righ thurrrrr

word oxus the fucking champion

[Witty]

Hi.

[NYCSPITZ]

witty u r my god

[Witty]

witty u r my god

:D

I always knew I was here for a reason.

Now I know, the reason is you.

I'm happy man.

[Mike Wrecka]

My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. My power is discombobulatingly devastating.

Ive beaten Certain recently before, I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children

fuck a 23 seed bitches. i will feast on your souls

[Witty]

My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. My power is discombobulatingly devastating.

Ive beaten Certain recently before, I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children

fuck a 23 seed bitches. i will feast on your souls

Not mine tho cuz I'm ok, right?

[Certain]

My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. My power is discombobulatingly devastating.

Ive beaten Certain recently before, I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children

fuck a 23 seed bitches. i will feast on your souls

I beat you more recently.

[Witty]

I beat you more recently.

I was very rude to you yesterday.

I don't really think I'm better than you, I still think I could beat you tho, it'd be a dope one.

But yes, I apologize for my response and I think you're very talented.

[Adonis]

Bags

I might short but I've seen the filth you place you're magic wand in. Good luck on the road to herp, some day brethren...some day

[Just Write]

Certain PancakeBrah

So i watched that movie. Pretty good but trippy as fuck lol. Maybe more confused about what to write now haha. Oh well im gunna get on it today

[Certain]

That image isn't from the movie.

[Just Write]

I know its not but i was going to semi incorporate parts of the movie. I thought it was about something totally different.

[Lars]

Objective where you at?

[PancakeBrah]

Props to Lars and Zygote dropping so early.

[Lars]

lmao just had a plate and screws fitted in my jaw

I'm laid up at home on prescription drugs with nothing but time

perfect tourney time combination

[Adonis]

Had my shit wired shut 9 years ago. Lost 25 pounds on a. Liquid diet for 5 weeks

Got good teeth thogh, so I didn't need braces, just four screws and two wires

[Ghost1]

Adonis had his mouth wired shut w a dick in it

Lulz


Jk

Hey!

Miss u :(

[Lars]

lmao I got a titanium plate fixed to the bone on the left side of my jaw to hold it in place

nothing wired up

got a consultation Monday morning to have the stitches removed and for them to check my bite to make sure my teeth are lining up how they should again

been living on nourishment drinks and soup

I'm down to 12 stone 8 pounds atm, yo.

dying to eat the fattest steak I can find once I'm fixed up

[Adonis]

Adonis had his mouth wired shut w a dick in it

Lulz


Jk

Hey!

Miss u :(


How could you miss me if I'm forever in your heart???

We didn't talk over the holidays, but I make a mean creampie drizzle id love to sprinkle on you kid

Holla

[Adonis]

I made the mistake of having a huge bbq when wires were removed. I couldn't chew cereal let alone meat (si joto)

Took a week to be able to atttack meat, still hurt but I made it work

Da fuck @stone??? I'm stoned occasionally in the american sense

[Ghost1]

How could you miss me if I'm forever in your heart???

We didn't talk over the holidays, but I make a mean creampie drizzle id love to sprinkle on you kid

Holla

Lololol.

Lold.

[Witty]

Does 15th = Wednesday?

[Lars]

8am Thursday UK time bruh

[Witty]

Awesomeness

[Wise Wiggles]

Yeah I'm stoned as fuck and need to get ready for the HAWKS

[PancakeBrah]

Mini-Announcement;

A user on this site, who wishes to remain nameless, has offered up a set of Beats headphones as a prize to whoever wins The Winter Topical. He received a pair for Christmas and already has a pair and felt it would be a nice incentive for the tournament. Once the tournament is over he will contact the winner and coordinate sending them. Pretty cool stuff. Best of luck.

dead man breathless Mr. J Witty ZYG Mordycai big baby Fig Frank Adonis trap CopyPat Totoro YDK ill nik-A oXus Pent uP symetrik Wise Ways Vividlyvague Lars Objective Certain Mike Wrecka Vulgar Innovator Split Eight The Mind Assassin Soulstice uh-oh Bags Just Write

[Witty]

Props nameless dude.

That's a pretty awesome thing to do.

[Fig]

Dope

[Pent uP]

Thank you nameless guy who will be voting relentlessly against baron so he doesnt have to ship international

[PancakeBrah]

Ha.

[Adonis]

Swaying alert!!!

I'm voting for veritas just to hear his lovely voice more often..whose witth me?

[Ghost1]

Dope

[big baby]

big baby make duh mini anouncwemwent da big baby bomb baby only big baby da bomb. i be like da big babyyyy and the cashier be like da big baby and im like im da waluigi da one and only waluigi big baby its a-meee big baby! i twirl my mustachio of big baby u laugh at da big mustachio baby da baby toothpastey da big baby anouncement baby lactaid i throw and u swirling i kill you when u eat da big baby oatmeal. gerber baby. diaper baby big big big waluigi!! i am da babee cwazy to da bone u scan my item cashier da big baby "why r u da big baby" he say with accent like waluigi italian spaghet to baby big baby!! big baby boom bomb blood magazine kim kardashian he read 'big tit big baby want suck big tit baby northwest suck baby daiper for da big baby!!!!" i scream da security take away big babyyyyyyy and big baby wrestle them scream 'big baby i big baby you not big baby' i luigi its a-me big baby toothpaste haircuttio mustachioo

[Fig]

hmmmm

[Split]

seems plausible

[Ghost1]

So.....u thoight so highly of that post that ud post it in 2 threads?

.....


OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SOOOO FUNNNNY.... WAIT TILL MY TOPICAL.FRIENDS SEE IT


THEYLL KNO IM THE WACKIEST!!!

[big baby]

I'm not gonna @ you anymore and neither are my topical friends. Good luck sucking pancakes dick.

[Fig]

Look, bags has already fallen to the 5th most mentioned

haha...HAAHAHAHAHAA

[Ghost1]

I was already the 5th mentioned since we started.

FIG U HAVE NOT GOTTEN A SINGLE THING RIGHT ABOUT THIS SHOWDOWN YET.

ITS BEYOND U.

DONT REFERENCE IT ANYMORE.

[Certain]

Mike Wrecka

[big baby]

PancakeBrah why is bags in fifth?

[Certain]

Mike Wrecka


Take that, God of War.

[big baby]

Mini-Announcement;

A user on this site, who wishes to remain nameless, has offered up a set of Beats headphones as a prize to whoever wins The Winter Topical. He received a pair for Christmas and already has a pair and felt it would be a nice incentive for the tournament. Once the tournament is over he will contact the winner and coordinate sending them. Pretty cool stuff. Best of luck.

dead man breathless Mr. J Witty ZYG Mordycai big baby Fig Frank Adonis trap CopyPat Totoro YDK ill nik-A oXus Pent uP symetrik Wise Ways Vividlyvague Lars Objective Certain Mike Wrecka Vulgar Innovator Split Eight The Mind Assassin Soulstice uh-oh Bags Just Write

dope thanks. PancakeBrah

[Ghost1]

PancakeBrah why is bags in fifth?

FUCK U LUIGI UR BEING CHILDISH +!+#?[£{£{£{

[Ghost1]

Bags

[Certain]

That didn't work, Bags.

[PancakeBrah]

lol this topic has picked up, I see

[YDK]

I need a mic more than headphones...just saying @nameless guy

[Ryan 12]

big baby make duh mini anouncwemwent da big baby bomb baby only big baby da bomb. i be like da big babyyyy and the cashier be like da big baby and im like im da waluigi da one and only waluigi big baby its a-meee big baby! i twirl my mustachio of big baby u laugh at da big mustachio baby da baby toothpastey da big baby anouncement baby lactaid i throw and u swirling i kill you when u eat da big baby oatmeal. gerber baby. diaper baby big big big waluigi!! i am da babee cwazy to da bone u scan my item cashier da big baby "why r u da big baby" he say with accent like waluigi italian spaghet to baby big baby!! big baby boom bomb blood magazine kim kardashian he read 'big tit big baby want suck big tit baby northwest suck baby daiper for da big baby!!!!" i scream da security take away big babyyyyyyy and big baby wrestle them scream 'big baby i big baby you not big baby' i luigi its a-me big baby toothpaste haircuttio mustachioo

lmfaoo0oo0o




i dun almost chocked on my drink reading that intro hahahahahahha

[Lars]

Seinheisers are better anyway. Beats by Dre are poor in comparison.

[PancakeBrah]

It's free?

[Lars]

lmao 'Free' doesn't make them any less ass.

@uh oh for confirmation plz

[Lars]

a lime green Netcees.co tee is what we all REALLY want

[Ghost1]

Word. My other one dont fit me no.mo

[Mike Wrecka]

Mike Wrecka

you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

[Tyler Black]

What if somebody no shows? Are there sign ups for subs?

[Certain]

We already have too many people who wanted to be replacements, Tyler Black. But in five weeks or so, the topical league will be starting up if you're interested.

[Tyler Black]

Alright, cool. Thanks for the heads up.

[Jim Blaze]

Alright, cool. Thanks for the heads up.

Yea alright cool!

Stfu lame ass faggot.

[PancakeBrah]

Frank the second it's past midnight I'm subbing you out.

Quit being a faggot.

There's enough high quality subs that you're expendable.

[PancakeBrah]

Props to breathless on dropping early.

[Fig]

I was already the 5th mentioned since we started.

FIG U HAVE NOT GOTTEN A SINGLE THING RIGHT ABOUT THIS SHOWDOWN YET.

ITS BEYOND U.

DONT REFERENCE IT ANYMORE.

Yo

You're fifth

[Certain]

To all entrants: Voting on the AOWL title match between PancakeBrah and Frank will count as one of your four required votes this round of the tournament.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=43626

[Fig]

yo we supposed to be writing verses yet or....

[Certain]

Vote on PancakeBrah vs. Frank tonight, write your verse tomorrow night, perfect it and post Monday night.

[big baby]

yo we supposed to be writing verses yet or....

[Certain]

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=43626

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CAYFIpi89k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7lgner6IO0

[Certain]

Nigma (cc: PancakeBrah), are you available to write on somewhat short notice? Adonis needs someone to take his spot, and it probably will be the last one available.

Verses are due Wednesday.

[Adonis]

Nigma (cc: PancakeBrah), are you available to write on somewhat short notice? Adonis needs someone to take his spot, and it probably will be the last one available.

Verses are due Wednesday.



My bad G's. I semi procrastinated and forgot about my 5year wedding aniversary as well as daugters Bday.

Out of town on vaca until round2

[Certain]

Cool, Adonis. If you want to vote on the AOWL Season 2 final between Frank and PancakeBrah, it's here for you: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=43626

[YDK]

So I've only gotta make it to the semi finals to get a shot at deadman. I can do this

[Nigma]

Nigma (cc: PancakeBrah), are you available to write on somewhat short notice? Adonis needs someone to take his spot, and it probably will be the last one available.

Verses are due Wednesday.

I'm down if you still need someone

[PancakeBrah]

Sounds good. You're in.

[big baby]

dude I'm totally going to lose I havent written anything

[Fig]

dude I'm totally going to lose I havent written anything

fuck you

[Certain]

It's all in my head. I'm working on character development now. I'll write tomorrow night, then polish it up Tuesday on my day off. Then, world domination.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=43626

[big baby]

fuck you

hey it might be birdhorse 5-9.

lol jk you're gonna lose badly dumb fucking young loser

[Fig]

hey it might be birdhorse 5-9.

lol jk you're gonna lose badly dumb fucking young loser

thas the spirit :)

[Certain]

FigcakeBrah.

[trap.]

I psyched myself up that I was going to spend time brainstorming, writing, and creating all sorts of drafts for this verse and just ended up keying something this morning and sending it out, lol. Old habits die hard. Buuuuut, at least it's a new verse. It was a boring, cliched photo though so whatever.

[Fig]

The championship match is fucking good

[Diode]

I AM STILL AVAILABLE FOR THE NEXT NO-SHOW

[Certain]

Diode, you made the choice not to sign up.

[Diode]

Diode, you made the choice not to sign up.

... i signed up 3 days ago

[Diode]

fuck it, sign me in.
Dancake

SEE I SIGNED UP

[PancakeBrah]

Did you sign in before oats and orc? I don't recall the exact post where you concretely said you wanted to be in as a reserve. I'm sure you did if you're saying it.

Edit - ^r u a wizard?

[Wise Wiggles]

It was a boring, cliched photo though so whatever.

You should see my gem.

[Diode]

Did you sign in before oats and orc? I don't recall the exact post where you concretely said you wanted to be in as a reserve. I'm sure you did if you're saying it.

Edit - ^r u a wizard?

wyzzrrddddd

[Just Write]

Alk these verses postin up and i havent started lol. Im a procrastinator tho. Big babys was funny

[YDK]

Can I get that ext

[Certain]

Can I get that ext

You know verses are due Wednesday, right?

Totoro

[YDK]

Yeah an I should have mine done tonight but if not I may need a few extra hours since I'm starting a new shift this week at work

[Just Write]

Yeah an I should have mine done tonight but if not I may need a few extra hours since I'm starting a new shift this week at work

Well if you'll be done by tonight tomorrows only tuesday bro. U still got another day

[big baby]

Well if you'll be done by tonight tomorrows only tuesday bro. U still got another day

= no you can't fag

[Just Write]

= no you can't fag

Dafuq? Lol

[big baby]

Dafuq? Lol

WHAT YOU SAYING I CAN TRUST YOU?

justwrite: yeah, are you foreal, baby you my king

:)

[YDK]

Well if you'll be done by tonight tomorrows only tuesday bro. U still got another day

I'm not saying I'll need it, I just want to make sure I have ample time if absolutely needed

[Certain]

It's Totoro's decision.

[Objective]

Objective where you at?

Been mad busy since friday. Birthday party out of town and hanging out with friends at their place. Had a mad hangover that lasted almost two days as well. That's what insane ammounts of whiskey, gin and beer does to you I guess.
Currently at my own place, but my desktop is at a friends house. I've been crashing there the past month and I'm going there tomorrow. I'll start writing then. The laptop I'm using to reply with now is wack as fuck, and I prefer to write while listening to music. This laptop can overheat at any point so I have to spam the ctrl+s every two or three minutes if I want to get in the mood to write some dope shit and not be afraid of losing any progress. And when it overheats it needs at least 30 minutes to cool off which sucks, I've lost my train of thought and motivation like that earlier. I would probably have just written some shit and posted it up now if it had been a regular battle, and against some low/mid-tier dude. But I want to do my best to come correct this time around.

Don't worry man, I'll show. Got a few ideas/conepts down that I'm going to put to paper. The only thing that sucks with posting on the due-date is that it would have been dope if both had dropped early, but you know... Just read the last paragraph of ''excuses'' to see why. Also, if you wonder; I haven't read your verse yet. I rarely do that before I've written my own shit and posted it.

Looking forward to see how you approached the topic at hand tho'.

[big baby]

yeah objective shut up

[Lars]

Been mad busy since friday. Birthday party out of town and hanging out with friends at their place. Had a mad hangover that lasted almost two days as well. That's what insane ammounts of whiskey, gin and beer does to you I guess.
Currently at my own place, but my desktop is at a friends house. I've been crashing there the past month and I'm going there tomorrow. I'll start writing then. The laptop I'm using to reply with now is wack as fuck, and I prefer to write while listening to music. This laptop can overheat at any point so I have to spam the ctrl+s every two or three minutes if I want to get in the mood to write some dope shit and not be afraid of losing any progress. And when it overheats it needs at least 30 minutes to cool off which sucks, I've lost my train of thought and motivation like that earlier. I would probably have just written some shit and posted it up now if it had been a regular battle, and against some low/mid-tier dude. But I want to do my best to come correct this time around.

Don't worry man, I'll show. Got a few ideas/conepts down that I'm going to put to paper. The only thing that sucks with posting on the due-date is that it would have been dope if both had dropped early, but you know... Just read the last paragraph of ''excuses'' to see why. Also, if you wonder; I haven't read your verse yet. I rarely do that before I've written my own shit and posted it.

Looking forward to see how you approached the topic at hand tho'.

lmao my phones chargers busted atm but I've a dope BR boxset from japan complete with 4 discs, both movies, a postcard of the class etc inside

i'll throw it up at a later date

[PancakeBrah]

Diode the list has oats as the next reserve. Hell be in for bags. Nick pm'd me yesterday saying if he doesn't write by today hell need a replacement so you'll probably get in regardless.

[Diode]

Diode the list has oats as the next reserve. Hell be in for bags. Nick pm'd me yesterday saying if he doesn't write by today hell need a replacement so you'll probably get in regardless.

OH OK

[Certain]

Now Bags is even losing tournament spots to oats.

[NYCSPITZ]

EXT GRANTED YDK

[NYCSPITZ]

who is oats battling

[Certain]

Just Write.

[Certain]

To all entrants: Voting on the AOWL title match between PancakeBrah and Frank will count as one of your four required votes this round of the tournament.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=43626

[Just Write]

Im gonna fuck ur life up.



What happened to this faggot?
Bags

[Split]

The Mind Assassin good showing, old sport

[Orc]

i better get in next

[veritas]

The Mind Assassin good showing, old sport

and you Rick. Always a pleasure.

[big baby]

lol @ bags to busy posting up pictures of his fat sister to bother writing.

[Soulstice]

people thinking im gonna no show what is this nonsense

[Pent uP]

statistics

[YDK]

Dropped thanks for the ext spitz glad I didn't need it tho.

Ready for votes fellas

[Soulstice]

I have a knack for joining leagues and vanishing from lack I f interest... but when it comes to tourneys I usually come hard, then lose to you

[YDK]

Lmao wats good bro how you been?

[Certain]

Vulgar, breathless, ZYG, YDK, Totoro, Soulstice, Lars and others done with their verses, we'd love your input on the league title match, which will count toward your four required votes.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=43626

[breathless]

Vulgar, breathless, ZYG, YDK, Totoro, Soulstice, Lars and others done with their verses, we'd love your input on the league title match, which will count toward your four required votes.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=43626



Did you ever reveal your true identity?

[YDK]

I'm hate voting against Frank. So just imagine I gave an awesome breakdown complimenting both writers but subtlety hinting at a negative feeling toward Frank till I ultimately declare my vote for pancake whilst still pretending I give a shit if Frank thinks I'm hate voting.
Vote-not frank

[Certain]

Did you ever reveal your true identity?

Yes, I was Tha Talent. You weren't around in those days, to my knowledge.

[YDK]

I was

[Certain]

Really? What name?

[Lars]

Kuhn at a guess?

YDK has been around years...

[Certain]

Kuhn at a guess?

YDK has been around years...

But I've been gone years, too. I don't remember everyone.

[YDK]

I was lil yd first for a few years but never battled just did open Mic/writers block drops. Also was evolve, creed, Kuhn, p!llow, Pedro an a few others I didn't use much

[Certain]

Hmm... What sites and years? The only sites where I regularly checked Open Mic forums were RhymeNReason and Urban Prowlers, and I left in 2005.

[breathless]

Yes, I was Tha Talent. You weren't around in those days, to my knowledge.

Well, that was highly anticlimactic for me.

I will vote on the frankencakes Friday or Saturday

[Lars]

But I've been gone years, too. I don't remember everyone.

He was around from as early as 2002, yo.

[Objective]

Lars: Dope shit, well written and I definitely enjoyed the read. Just posted my verse as well.

[Lars]

http://www.amazon.com/Battle-Royale-Special-Boxed-Set/dp/B000BUFCJS

Objective this looks like the Battle Royale boxset i've got, but this ones only three discs, there are four to the one i own and a postcard of the class inside?

i'll try and post pics tonight, just need to get them from the phone to the laptop

[Objective]

Objective this looks like the Battle Royale boxset i've got, but this ones only three discs, there are four to the one i own and a postcard of the class inside?

i'll try and post pics tonight, just need to get them from the phone to the laptop

Oh, that's right! Almost forgot about that. Yeah, post pics of that shit. Battle Royale is dope as fuck, didn't really like BR2 tho'.

[Lars]

my boy copped it ages ago, either when he was in korea or japan?

he's just headed back stateside so he's given it to me

i cant find it online anywhere tbh

must be searching for the wrong thing, that links the nearest to what i can find it looking like

[big baby]

only people I would have in a company I just started would be the ones that posted verses before yesterday. I just feel they're punctual, faster, and more efficient.

[Wise Wiggles]

Shut the fuck up Certain

[big baby]

Shut the fuck up Certain

[Objective]

Dope that you got a boxset of it anyways Lars. But since you're having trouble finding the boxset on the net it's probably not worth shit, and I'd dispose of the card. I think the safest thing to do would be to send it my way so I can do the proper precautions of getting rid of it personally.

[Lars]

lmao i'm a huge Tarantino fan, that's why i checked it out originally, got the first movie twice seperately, standard and the extended version, then i've that special boxset version with both movies and extras included

you know i'm a semi-serious collector/nerd when i own the film 3 times over

roflzzz

[Just Write]

only people I would have in a company I just started would be the ones that posted verses before yesterday. I just feel they're punctual, faster, and more efficient.

My verse has been done hoe. I just want it to be a surprise when you read it. I hate dropping a couple days prior to my opponent. The people don't re-read your verse come voting time.

[big baby]

My verse has been done hoe. I just want it to be a surprise when you read it. I hate dropping a couple days prior to my opponent. The people don't re-read your verse come voting time.

fuck you're smart man.

CAN I DELETE MY VERSE AND POST IT AFTERS FIGS THEN? PancakeBrah

[Just Write]

Lol i posted anyways. Your "being timely and efficient" post got to me haha big baby

[YDK]

Hmm... What sites and years? The only sites where I regularly checked Open Mic forums were RhymeNReason and Urban Prowlers, and I left in 2005.

I really can't remember what years but I was on lets beef under 2 names link yd an another one I forgot. Then I was on the hiphopave till it crashed twice then I was on hiphoproyalty realrapgame-won every tourney an was like 25-0 then actually ran the site for a bit. Then a few other small sites under alias' as to hide myself for a hiatus. Pandemiks site and another one ran by a dude named mob fingers were the last 2 before I joined Rob back in like 03-04 then got banned for spamming when the ave came back for a min lol then I joined back as ydk and later Kuhn. I joined nc originally as evolve then came out my shell as ydk an that brings us to today. Haven't really been writing at my full potential for years because story topics got played to me and felt like writing about real shit Cuz I'd rather write for myself to vent than to make up a story that's irrelevant.
So yeah.....I been around, beat a few big names but mostly just wrote for fun since 08-09 lol
Pretty sure that's why ppl underrate me Cuz I don't live up to their standards now since I already exceeded them in the past an don't give a fuck anymore lol

[NYCSPITZ]

^ you have an autobiographical lean to your work that's cool dope verse btdubs. You're handcuffing yourself if you made an oath to never do fiction though, just put yourself and people you know into the characters and it can be semi-autobiographical which u would thrive @ imo

[Just Write]

I'd rather write for myself to vent than to make up a story that's irrelevant.


Read any of my open mics. Thats my thoughts, but when it comes to the league i stray from that and pretty much stick to first person storytelling

[YDK]

Yeah I feel ya man, I still do story verses once in awhile like when I beat beyond an a few times this past aowl season, I just don't enjoy writing them anymore unless I'm really inspired

[Brian Bryan]

I really can't remember what years but I was on lets beef under 2 names link yd an another one I forgot. Then I was on the hiphopave till it crashed twice then I was on hiphoproyalty realrapgame-won every tourney an was like 25-0 then actually ran the site for a bit. Then a few other small sites under alias' as to hide myself for a hiatus. Pandemiks site and another one ran by a dude named mob fingers were the last 2 before I joined Rob back in like 03-04 then got banned for spamming when the ave came back for a min lol then I joined back as ydk and later Kuhn. I joined nc originally as evolve then came out my shell as ydk an that brings us to today. Haven't really been writing at my full potential for years because story topics got played to me and felt like writing about real shit Cuz I'd rather write for myself to vent than to make up a story that's irrelevant.
So yeah.....I been around, beat a few big names but mostly just wrote for fun since 08-09 lol
Pretty sure that's why ppl underrate me Cuz I don't live up to their standards now since I already exceeded them in the past an don't give a fuck anymore lol

you Evolve from RB bruh?

[YDK]

I'm one of em

[Lars]

I meant Rich N.I, same dude?

[Witty]

only people I would have in a company I just started would be the ones that posted verses before yesterday. I just feel they're punctual, faster, and more efficient.

I think you would find those people would not be very productive workers as they are too busy writing topicals.

[big baby]

I think you would find those people would not be very productive workers as they are too busy writing topicals.

not if its a topical writing job you dimwit

[Witty]

not if its a topical writing job you dimwit

NO SUCH THING.

[YDK]

I meant Rich N.I, same dude?

Na that's the other one lol