LMAAOOOO @ THIS EMO-MASAII, INSTAGRAM FILTERING BLOCKHEAD, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, EASTERN EUROPEAN POVERTY FAGGOT (ROAST OF TYLER BLACK)

[PancakeBrah]

http://i.imgur.com/nItjwvs.jpg


I don't really love hip hop. In all honesty, I prefer rock over rap. But I like to write when I'm not working out or training for wrestling. I'm not actually Tyler Black, as you can see, but he's one of my inspirations so I went with him as a forum gimmick. I joined RB for a couple weeks but nobody takes anything on that site seriously and getting a battle was almost impossible. I'm not quite sure how I'll get five hundred words on an essay about a topic I'm not passionate about. It's rather difficult. But I can assure you I'm not a bot. Pretty sure I've already proven that by this pm alone. Anyway, I hope I'm allowed to compete here between training and working. Without a family, I get bored. Especially late nights when I just wanna write and listen to music.

[Split]

o lawdy

I actually feel bad roasting him

[PancakeBrah]

Lookin' like he just read his review in Better Homes & Drapes

[Split]

FatBags picked out his curtains and his diet. keep hitting those macros brah. Harder. HARDER. U LIMPDICK.ED FAGIT

[Masaii]

still bigger than dancake, he actually has traps

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like he's praying for the test to be positive

[PancakeBrah]

He describes barbells as 'sepia-toned'.

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like darth vaders retarded twin brother laser


Oh btw welcome to nc lmaoo

[Split]

rawn did his tattoos with a quarter ounce of play doh and a safety razor

[Allen Knight]

All this nigga.eats is.cardboard n penzoil

[big baby]

lol @ his tattoos are depressed. "come on dude seriously work out my eye on your bicep is 75degrees lower than the eye near my tricep" face on his arm look like a picasso painting. lol @ looks like he just found out his newborn has AIDS. praying to the instagram gods.

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like his arms got tea bagged by the human torch

[PancakeBrah]

Barbell curls his self doubt on a nightly basis.

[big baby]

who the fuck is tyler black

[Split]

has an Irish flag on his walk-in bathtub

[big baby]

looks like bane with high cholesterol. new names vein.

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like he works as a body shot giver on weekends at the gay club

[Split]

often favorited, never retweeted

[PancakeBrah]

Is working towards his personal record in Supinated Cries.

[Certain]

Played high school football. Now brags about his concussions.

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like he snorts grams of protein in one shot

[big baby]

Looks like one of the guys Lionheart beat on his rise through the underground fighting rings. Listens to Linkin Park in Bulgarian.

[Split]

3M Punk

drinks scotch from a tape dispenser and shit

debates straightXedge fan erotica while sipping Old Crow under the table

[Tyler Black]

Have fun.

[Allen Knight]

Got casted to be juggernaut in the gay porn x-men

[Split]

drinks raw egg whites

[Certain]

His hand-to-body size ratio is lower than Rawn MD's.

[Allen Knight]

Thought epicmeal time was a time of day

[Split]

this dude is the icing on the urinal cake

[PancakeBrah]

loool this dude has buck toothed bangs

[Allen Knight]

Lost arm wrestling match to a telephone pole...2 ppl died

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like chrit grew his hair out

[Split]

always trying to hire juggalos to do his son's birthday party

[Split]

nothing gets him hyphy like TapOut stickers and pallet fires w/ Killian's

[Certain]

Faces west when he prays.

[PancakeBrah]

searches for porn by male pornster filtered by 'six pack'

[Tom Sparks]

Named his penis Jean Claude van dam

[PancakeBrah]

accidently shit himself while finding his inner chakra

[big baby]

Actually traps his meal of the day with his traps. Has a pentagram tattoo. Places a Metallica CD on the x's.

Makes voodoo dolls out of twinkies. Uses his steroids needle to draw eyes in his twinkie action figures. Drives a Honda Fit. Wrestled and killed his little brother when he tried to a Zangief slam on him. Took this picture right after. Benched his dead body as a tribute to wrestling. Plays Steve Austins theme song when he starts to eat. Looks like Tom Hardys less successful brother. Flirts with girls by sweetalking them then murmuring "in black and white"

[Allen Knight]

Had to get tommy john surgery from playing wii baseball

[PancakeBrah]

walks into rooms with a boom-box on his shoulder playing kid rocks bawitdaba

[Ghost1]

Isnt there a pic where we can actually see him?

[PancakeBrah]

dude looks like he's still reeling from his short stint in the xfl

[Tom Sparks]

Has at least 3 duck face selfies on ig captioned with "me, chillin" or "bored"

[Allen Knight]

Swallowed a heinken keggerator whole

[big baby]

Had to get tommy john surgery from playing wii baseball

crying

[Split]

Flowering Kale Sonnen

[big baby]

dude looks like he's still reeling from his short stint in the xfl

[big baby]

Swallowed a heinken keggerator whole

[Allen Knight]

He's doing the daffy duck face here

[big baby]

Looks like the Big Kahlis little brother the Big Dolly.

[Allen Knight]

Wore green gloves an ppl asked all day why he was wearing hulk hands

[big baby]

exterminated an entire army of ants by giving the anthole the peoples elbow

[PancakeBrah]

walks laps in the mall for cardio and gives the old women dirty looks when he has to pass them

[StarFaggot]

...

[Split]

Chuck E Cheese Platinum member

[big baby]

tore his rotator cuff by aggressively composing a limp bizkit instrumental.

[big baby]

o-linesmen for the new england gaytriots

[big baby]

looks like the bad guy from Popeye on suicide watch

[Fig]

http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Tom-in-scene-from-Warrior-tom-hardy-20086567-720-566.jpg

[Allen Knight]

Works the front door at the right.twix factory

[big baby]

was a reserve actor for Grundy in his comic book school play

[Fig]

His head is trapped in his own traps

[PancakeBrah]

was the backup runningback for al bundy's 4 td game

[Allen Knight]

Thor got beat in the face wit his.hammer for hours

[Split]

Works the front door at the right.twix factory

Lmaooo

[Fig]

Has a tattoo of his father on the arm that looks like it's apologizing if he flexes it the right way

[Allen Knight]

was the backup runningback for al bundy's 4 td game

Haaaa

[PancakeBrah]

in all reality he's a gonzo poet; he lifts to ironically support feminism

[Certain]

His favorite food is buffet.

[Fig]

Was driven to a life of isolation and obscurity over fear of the 0.01 percent of bacteria that disinfectant wipes seem to never be able to clean

[PancakeBrah]

soft lundgren

[Allen Knight]

Was the supper shredder for one scene when the.dock.fell on him

[Split]

The Incredible Sulk

[Allen Knight]

Was the final stage boss in streets of rage

[Certain]

Walks into rooms with a boombox on his shoulder playing The Cure's "Pictures of You."

[Split]

works the midnight shift in the Death Cab for Cutie

[Allen Knight]

Sparing partner wit zangif from.street fighter

[Certain]

But seriously, this dude might be a little person.

[Split]

cheats aggressively in Hungry Hungry Hippos, tilts the board n kicks your dog n shit

[PancakeBrah]

cuts his wrists when he blood dopes

[Tom Sparks]

Can recite every nickelback song

[Allen Knight]

Was the.fake diesel for wwf

[Split]

sounds as smart as Rawn types

[Allen Knight]

His cousins in jail wit strikta devising a plan of escape

[Split]

up the stream, not across the river in grammas guest bathroom we go

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/0eglkf6.jpg

[big baby]

was based off the fifth graders from hey arnold

[Allen Knight]

John rambos friend that got blown to pieces on him

[big baby]

cheats aggressively in Hungry Hungry Hippos, tilts the board n kicks your dog n shit

li5ea4tga

[Split]

bounced his mic check at the Underoath Impersonaters Invitational, 2005.

[Allen Knight]

Watches rocky every morning before work

[Split]

Won't date women older than his bf%

[PancakeBrah]

he's a human chode

[Certain]

Is working on developing a sugarless version of Big League Chew.

[PancakeBrah]

foam rolls with a custom made dildo

[Split]

has a second brain that controls his bowel movements

[Split]

EnGorge Zimmerman

[Allen Knight]

His favorite body builders adam demanmp

[Allen Knight]

Stfu faggot

[big baby]

I thought this was a rap site.. guess i was wrong. you got a guy posting a picture of shirtless man on a majority male website.

DON'T BE THE NEXT CERTAIN I WILL TELL YOU TO SHUT UP IDIOT

yeah shut up cakedout

[Ghost1]

I sent u a pm cakedout.

[Cakedout]

your comebacks are like pancake bars, played.

[Certain]

Cakedout, do not respond to this thread again.

Back to Tyler Black.

Looking like Cakedout's ego.

[Allen Knight]

Riddick chronicles of dia.siks basement

[Certain]

You look like Vin Diesel chin greaser.

[PancakeBrah]

Lookin like he can't believe he ate the entire thing. Swaps Jnco jeans with his gym partner. Calls his life partner his gym partner. Dumb. Cried the day he had to euphemism his cat. Puts every weight on the bar with a sigh. Uses the gym mirrors to look out the window longingly.

[Allen Knight]

As long as u kno

[Certain]

Was rejected by every branch of the military but calls himself a reserve anyway.

[PancakeBrah]

Swings from vine to vine made by prepubescent girls

[big baby]

Lol @ euphemism his cat. LOOOOOOOOOOL DUDE SAID EUPHEMISM WHAT A ENGLISH NERD!

[Certain]

Roots for the Colorado Buffaloes and the Buffalo Bills.

[Ryan 12]

how u gon roast a dude whos covered in darkness u dumb fagg0ts



lmao this shit is pathetic n reachin on a whole new lvl




get a better pic PancakeBrah

[Ryan 12]

*INSERT SOME RANDOM BULLSHIT HERE AND RELATE IT TO SOME OTHER RANDOM SHIT HERE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH GIVEN PIC*





*REFERENCE OBSCURE SHIT CONSTANTLY*




*REPLACE FAMOUS NAMES WITH RETARDED PUN HERE*




*CONTINUE BITING VULGAR'S WEIRD ROASTING TECHNIQUES*

[Ryan 12]

Frank Metts
@kungfugrip
Orc
J. Metts




plz return to teach these kids how to roast




shits embarrassing

[PancakeBrah]

I got you, Ryan. Let me PM dude to send me a better pic now that we've roasted him for 100+ posts. Solid.

DUDE LOOKS FUCKING DUMB. YOU LIFT WEIGHTS TO TAKE SELFIES IN DEPRESSED POSES, FILTERED THROUGH TEENAGE-GIRL-SUICIDE INSTAGRAM SETTINGS. HOW LONG DID YOU SET THE CAMERA'S TIMER FOR IN THIS PICTURE? DID YOU SET IT ON THE TRI-POD, RUSH YOUR STUBBY ASS LEGS TO THE BED AND ASSUME THE 'FAGGOT TRY HARD INTELLECTUAL' POSE? OR DID YOUR MAMMOTH COW OF A GIRLFRIEND TAKE IT WHILE IMAGINING GETTING FUCKED BY A REAL MAN? PLEASE, LET US KNOW.

[Ryan 12]

i only call it how i see




i would have joined but roasting a shadow aint my thing

[PancakeBrah]

these are lean times. ill take this over no roasts for a couple months. thanks to you and Cakedout for trying to derail this tho

also,

dude has mulan tattoos

[Certain]

Three months ago, he shaved his head and dropped out of his death metal band because the rhymes were calling him.

[Ryan 12]

dude does lat workouts





and thats it

[Batty]

Told his barber " can you make me look like 70's comicbook version Incredible Hulk?"

Left arm has tattoo of a velociraptor from the first Jurassic Park movie, other arm has a pic of Commander Worf from season 3 of TNG

When he is wrestling, he spars with his sexuality

His Total Gym is missing a few accessories, referred to as Mostly Gym.

Lou Ferwigro

Once trained religiously for Ninja Warrior. Workout consisted of only eating Swedish Fish, trying to suck his own dick and base jumping off the bed of his Dad's 1998 Ford F150 pickup

[Sharp]

*INSERT SOME RANDOM BULLSHIT HERE AND RELATE IT TO SOME OTHER RANDOM SHIT HERE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH GIVEN PIC*





*REFERENCE OBSCURE SHIT CONSTANTLY*




*REPLACE FAMOUS NAMES WITH RETARDED PUN HERE*




*CONTINUE BITING VULGAR'S WEIRD ROASTING TECHNIQUES*

somewhat accurate tbh

[Ryan 12]

what would we do without Vulgar one can truly wonder

[Certain]

Once played Wanda Sykes' bodyguard in a commercial that never aired.

[Ryan 12]

Once trained religiously for Ninja Warrior. Workout consisted of only eating Swedish Fish, trying to suck his own dick and base jumping off the bed of his Dad's 1998 Ford F150 pickup


lmao

[PancakeBrah]

a few facts;

ryan ruins good roasts. never funny.

ryan is a roast hipster

ryan talks shit about people biting 'vulgar style roasts'

ryan then quotes the most vulgar type post in the topic

gg no rematch

[Ryan 12]

my bad




i got carried away pancakebrah'ing i.e. criminal minds'ing i.e. personality analysis reporting to feel special/intelligent i.e. veritas'ing

[Ryan 12]

by the way the post being funny has nothing to do with it being accurate

[Sharp]

a few facts;

ryan ruins good roasts. never funny.

ryan is a roast hipster

ryan talks shit about people biting 'vulgar style roasts'

ryan then quotes the most vulgar type post in the topic

gg no rematch

equally accurate

[Certain]

bigguysneedluv2.tumblr.com

[Chyeahhh!!!]

nigga you don't have the authority to roast someone of this caliber.

I'm kinda drunk though, I'll come back and read later

[Chyeahhh!!!]

oh shit I thought this was masaii, is it? man someone paraphrase I'm kinda like 6 sheets to the wind of a polar vortex fart right now b

[Computer Bot 001]

What?

[Vulgar]

lookin like Bowser on Prozac

[Vulgar]

Once trained religiously for Ninja Warrior. Workout consisted of only eating Swedish Fish, trying to suck his own dick and base jumping off the bed of his Dad's 1998 Ford F150 pickup

lolll

[Vulgar]

Lookin like Ralph Fiennes in Red Dragon got marshmellow transplants

Rocky Parsleyiano

[Eŋg]

is that you, Dagel?

:o

[Batty]

The coach moved him from tight end to wide receiver. Not a football reference, the man fucked him in the ass.

This pic was uploaded to Craig's List under the title "Looking for spotter"

Arnold Shortzawigger

This is his good side due to bacne.

He buys stuff from Bath and Bodyworks and pretends he's buying gifts for his GF. His wrestling tights smell like Coconut Lime Verbena.

Smalldickblues.jpeg

Got a merit badge in Boy Scouts for surviving in the woods on tree bark and his own semen. Later claimed tree bark was "hard to swallow".

When he turns off the lights at night his wrestling figures turn into a buttfucking Toy Story.

[Cheeseasaurus Flex]

http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x377/Eng2489/fageltine_zpsd324b0ab.jpg

asdfgshsujwzkxlpwow,c

[Ghost1]

^^

Cease and desist

U are prop17ing. this is a class C dumbledorf.

Never post again.

[Diode]

http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x377/Eng2489/fageltine_zpsd324b0ab.jpg

asdfgshsujwzkxlpwow,c

i died

i am dead

rip diode

[Cheeseasaurus Flex]

ALL credit to neutral roflz. My Name is Girdle

[Cheeseasaurus Flex]

Has the BMI of a BMW

[Split]

lol...dis nicca's drapes are also his bedsheets and shower curtain

has what APPEARS to be framed photographs of CM Punk

I spy w/ my little eye about 40 sq. feet of brick-walled misery

[Split]

dude hasnt had capital since he used his Shift keys as bed risers so he could do dips

[Split]

dead @ this rape-eyed phaggot buying his brass knuckles one finger at a time with an installment plan

[Split]

either dude discovered the secret algorithm for male pattern baldness, or he and his Uncle do a freeweight photo shoot every other weekend according to the custody agreement

[Split]

Gains Gandolfini

[Split]

this dudes chest hair is slowly fulling out into the classic Italian wife beater

[Split]

pours a handle of Old Crow in his windshield washer reservoir and runs the tube through the glovebox for his pizza runs

[Allen Knight]

Wears under armor bra

[Split]

Cutterbean

[big baby]

sponsored by an umbrella company called muffin top

[Geno]

Unbelievable how gullable these newbies r

Kudos for the entertainment value. Tsk tsk at the idea of humoring a pic/essay lmmfaoooo

[Batty]

Looks like Angel Batista from Dexter standing by a box full of Nintendo Wii accessories.

Picked out the paint for his walls at Lowes. The exact color is: Sunset Depression by Glidden.

For anybody who wondered what Carl from Slingblade would look like trying out for the UFC reality show, well there you go. He got knocked out getting his fists taped up.


Looks like the dad from Wizards of Waverly Place just hit manopause.


Is willing to do absolutely anything for a Klondike bar.


"General Mancustard of the 501st Regiment, Bear Calvary reporting for duty, sir"

[trap.]

Who's the fat guy?

[big baby]

llol @ his mexican/italian flag. Dudes mexalian. Sounds like a steroid for fat bald people. "try mexalian" looking at the camera evil. probably his little sister taking the picture. "big brother don't touch me you know how you get when your shirts off and you lift your baby weights"

[Wise Wiggles]

Who's the fat guy?

Dagel from rb

[neutral]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1005316_1400900303456182_293476370_n.jpg

[Cheeseasaurus Flex]

dawg very clearly cuts his chest hair with library scissors

[Diode]

this dudes facial hair naturally grows into the shape of a penis

[big baby]

has a mustachio all over his chest

[big baby]

call him chestachio

[big baby]

looks like bane after he retired

[Figgly Wiggly]

http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x377/Eng2489/fageltine_zpsd324b0ab.jpg

Lookin like he pissed his bed and screamed till it dried

[Split]

the original Liquid Plumber

[big baby]

lol @ his stomach come out more than his chest do. do pushups with his stomach. stomach ups.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Was smuggled out of canada in a bread truck

Ate his way out

[big baby]

left shoulders a communist and right shoulders from the socialist party when he works out his backfat goes into a political war

[big baby]

hair on his chest forms a constellation hairis majora

weeded out and got a hairline like LBJ call him lebong james

tattoo on his right forearm looks like a butterfly normally but when he flexes it stretches and spells out 'my cholesterol's high'

looks like tom hardys cousin tom softy

got a movie roll as a movie roll

worst form of torture would be to forcefeed the sweat generated by his constricting underwear under his muffin top

[Batty]

Got a spot on Extreme Cheapskates for smoking Ped Egg shavings

Won 3rd place in a Broadus Clay look alike contest. The prize was congestive heart failure.

His Blu ray collection consists only of Vin Diesel movies.

He got Joe Rogan to sign his arm in 2009, he immediately went to the tattoo studio and got it made permanent.

He met a girl online and got catfished, turns out she was actually a man but he still fucked her.

He's got a nut rag named Alex.

[Diode]

Won 3rd place in a Broadus Clay look alike contest. The prize was congestive heart failure.


SO FUCKING LEANED

[Batty]

It looks like he lives in the Prawn housing projects from District 9.

[big baby]

he puts the penis in dilapenistated living

[PancakeBrah]

haha this guy looks fucking stupid!

[Batty]

Plays with his wrestling figures in the bathtub

Looks like Paddington the Bear with type 2 diabetes and unresolved abandonment issues with his biological father.


his blood type is WENDY'S CHILI


Anywhere he sits at for more than a few minutes instantly becomes a sweat lodge


He's modeling Ugg's new line of tanktops from their Woodland Creatures collection, the color is AMBER DEPRESSION


this is his new Zoolander pose he's been practicing for months, it's called SUCK YOUR 9 YEAR OLD NEPHEW'S PENIS IN AN ASTROVAN PARKED BEHIND WALGREEN'S


Came in dead last in a wife beating contest


Looks like the dad from Good Luck Charlie posed inside a mexican cardboard box full of spent fireworks and dignity


Looks like Cake Boss with Down Syndrome



I can't lie, he's one hell of an interior decorator tho....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JHR4RG7SL.jpg



Won WWF's Prince Albert's swag from 1998 in an online poker tournament


Did stuntwork for one of the Chewbaccas in Revenge of the Sith


Dips Hot Pockets in Nutella


Stood in line for tickets to Staind, got asked for his autograph the whole time
http://cdn.idolator.com/assets/resources/2008/05/staind.jpg


Was once a moderator at a fan fiction website where he wrote short stories about sexual encounters between John Cena and Randy Orton


At age 12 tricked his mom's cocker spaniel into eating potted meat out of his butthole


used to only beat games with a Game Shark

[Badweather]

http://i.imgur.com/nItjwvs.jpg

this nigga just realized his bedroom was a walk-in closet

[veritas]

Plays with his wrestling figures in the bathtub

Looks like Paddington the Bear with type 2 diabetes and unresolved abandonment issues with his biological father.


his blood type is WENDY'S CHILI


Anywhere he sits at for more than a few minutes instantly becomes a sweat lodge


He's modeling Ugg's new line of tanktops from their Woodland Creatures collection, the color is AMBER DEPRESSION


this is his new Zoolander pose he's been practicing for months, it's called SUCK YOUR 9 YEAR OLD NEPHEW'S PENIS IN AN ASTROVAN PARKED BEHIND WALGREEN'S


Came in dead last in a wife beating contest


Looks like the dad from Good Luck Charlie posed inside a mexican cardboard box full of spent fireworks and dignity


Looks like Cake Boss with Down Syndrome



I can't lie, he's one hell of an interior decorator tho....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JHR4RG7SL.jpg



Won WWF's Prince Albert's swag from 1998 in an online poker tournament


Did stuntwork for one of the Chewbaccas in Revenge of the Sith


Dips Hot Pockets in Nutella


Stood in line for tickets to Staind, got asked for his autograph the whole time
http://cdn.idolator.com/assets/resources/2008/05/staind.jpg


Was once a moderator at a fan fiction website where he wrote short stories about sexual encounters between John Cena and Randy Orton


At age 12 tricked his mom's cocker spaniel into eating potted meat out of his butthole


used to only beat games with a Game Shark



THIS PRETTY MUCH OWNED. INFINITY GUANTLET DEAD AT THE ASTROVAN LINE. JEEEZ.

[Batty]

this nigga just realized his bedroom was a walk-in closet


Gone.



It looks like he's wearing a sweater vest made out of Ewok pussy hair.

[veritas]

Gone.



It looks like he's wearing a sweater vest made out of Ewok pussy hair.

hey pancake: lol!!

[Batty]

I feel like this was a pretty roast. Thx guiz

[Cheeseasaurus Flex]

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t31/965191_1378396199039926_1467054239_o.jpg

[veritas]

You should quickly erase that picture my friend.

[Batty]

Frank Castle, you've let yourself go.

[big baby]

lol @ the radioactive sign on your shoulder/arm/body/elbow. Look like youre focusing into the pentagram made of 10 lb dumbbells to summon weight loss demons. got the grip of a 8 year old forced labor ethiopian candle maker. fuck you

[Diode]

dead @ summoning weight loss demons

mustachio da god

[Ghost1]

Can sum1 tell me who that is doe

[Witty]

Bags

It is dagel, but the person who posted it is not.

i dunno why he owns half naked dagel pics.

[Ghost1]

Odd