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big baby
01-12-2014, 10:12 PM
and immediately have to pee and take a shit and you're so amped up to write you dont but then give in? but if you dont give in you're kinda rushing these lines and it hurts but you think its lik e agood luck charm and if you pee you're releasing this chakra that will not make you write like you are at the moment?

Edit: just took a shit after that last sentence and i dont feel the same anymore

Wise Wiggles
01-12-2014, 10:15 PM
Shits are food ghosts.

C Raw
01-12-2014, 10:16 PM
No I don't piss chakra powers, sorry

PancakeBrah
01-12-2014, 10:18 PM
This has never really happened to me but it was interesting to read.

dull boy
01-12-2014, 10:21 PM
I wish I still felt that way about writing. Enjoy this period in your life.

big baby
01-12-2014, 10:22 PM
I wish I still felt that way about writing. Enjoy this period in your life.

You're probably like 18th on the most rural, 1st world, depressing people on Earth.

Vulgar
01-12-2014, 10:22 PM
I wish I still felt that way about writing. Enjoy this period in your life.

-_-

big baby
01-12-2014, 10:22 PM
I like how all the OM heads come in and peep this. Fucking nerds love you

dull boy
01-12-2014, 10:29 PM
I know. I apologize. I'll just kill myself to avoid subjecting anyone else to the misery.

big baby
01-12-2014, 10:30 PM
I know. I apologize. I'll just kill myself to avoid subjecting anyone else to the misery.

You're on edge. Let's talk this through.

Wise Wiggles
01-12-2014, 10:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCMAOxnuDTc

Ghost1
01-12-2014, 10:36 PM
Push him over the edge mustachio.

PancakeBrah
01-12-2014, 10:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCMAOxnuDTc

+10 Cool Points

Pent uP
01-12-2014, 10:40 PM
this LITERALLY just happened to me

now i dont wanna write at all

big baby
01-12-2014, 10:42 PM
this LITERALLY just happened to me

now i dont wanna write at all

PancakeBrah pent up got shot through the cannon laser beam. You see the difference?

Bags I spit up my cum smoothie i was drinking. Nice reference. Earning your mentions now.

Pent uP
01-12-2014, 10:42 PM
i dont understand what just happened

big baby
01-12-2014, 10:45 PM
You're not a real writer, then. But you can be a quarter of what I was 10 years ago on a bad day if you try everyday and get up half an hour earlier to meditate further than you do now. I stopped writing punchlines when I was 11. You, at an eager 21+ are still writing punchlines and think you are a writing god. And this has caused severe damage to your writing. You can listen to all the advice given here, except Certain's. He will always critique what you are saying unless it hits him emotionally, which is a bias he can't support but he's an editor programmed to think a certain way because that's what he gets payed to do. Editors, journalists, and bloggers all understand a fundamental of writing but they rarely achieve true emotional, high-end writing. Like Tim Duncan, a fundamental machine, but lacks the true gift of extreme athleticism and just superbly out of this world aesthetics. But he's one of the greatest. But Tim Duncans in the writing world don't come around often. And it's periodically that I have to step out of my shell and big baby kamehameha the writing world once again. But the Certains of the writing world are good writers and need to be there to set a certain precedent. (no weak pun intended). With time, in about a few years you can reach certains level where he was 5 years ago, but with dedicated craft you can reach that echelon sooner than later. In reality you'll never reach my stature because it's like launching a laser beam from a ship travelling supersonic velocities, you were already topping out the ships maximum level before you shot the laser beam, so catching it is virtually impossible. I am that laser beam. You are the NASA operator on Earth couple light years away giving the OKAY to the pilots to launch my laser beam lyrical onslaught. All forms of writing I have conquered, while you are stuck on punchlines and netcees writing only viewed by a few thousand people (if that). MY writing transcends human emotion and logistical ports. To become a better TOPICAL writer, follow certains advice, certain is sort of a savvy gunslinger when it comes to that. Though, I am as well, Certain has more of an outlook to it and has a guideline most likely by his computer where he types from off handedly pointing out every flaw or non-flaw that a particular writing has. If VERITAS says your writing is good, ignore him as he is horrible. Try reading and learning as you go, is the best advice I can give you. You will do fine if you steer clear from my path. This is me acting like you, giving advice to yourself, I did this by nature, so you could fully grasp what I'm saying in your little galaxy you've created. Peace.

Pent uP

PancakeBrah
01-12-2014, 10:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a79t3s5yig8

Pent uP
01-12-2014, 10:49 PM
so you just called me 'on the level'

but made me read that paragraph? thats rude.

oh well

Wise Wiggles
01-12-2014, 10:51 PM
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z402/plastic_jello_/GIFs/High.gif (http://s1188.photobucket.com/user/plastic_jello_/media/GIFs/High.gif.html)

big baby
01-12-2014, 10:53 PM
Yeah. were fellow laser beams
Wise Ways tell your sister to add me if you arent

PancakeBrah
01-12-2014, 10:59 PM
I just want to be a fucking laser beam.

Wise Wiggles
01-12-2014, 11:07 PM
http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/xx328/Hihidaruma/animated%20gifs/1305.gif (http://s768.photobucket.com/user/Hihidaruma/media/animated%20gifs/1305.gif.html)

Batty
01-12-2014, 11:20 PM
I've always wondered if a gay dude has diarrhea is that like a homo period?

Do they let each other know in advance and can gay dudes earn their "brown wings"

Inno
01-12-2014, 11:30 PM
Another horrible thread.

nice read cornball

Certain
01-12-2014, 11:33 PM
yeah shut up big baby

big baby
01-13-2014, 12:05 AM
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big baby
01-13-2014, 12:08 AM
i made this thread not thinking 'i hope innovator gets a kick out of this one' i mean if you're a super dope writer you can understand the initial feeling (a.) which innovator is probably not, or if you're a understanding person who can appreciate a random post, you can understand the initial feeling (b.) which innovator is probably not, or if you're a dude you can appreciate the initial post (c.) which innovator is probably not

Fig
01-13-2014, 12:11 AM
I just want to be a fucking laser beam.

Laser
Pointer

Certain
01-13-2014, 12:12 AM
Actually, now that I read the original post, that happens to me practically every time I write. I poop regularly, heathfully.

PancakeBrah
01-13-2014, 12:45 AM
http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/ds25g6.gif

Vulgar
01-13-2014, 12:48 AM
^lmao

Inno
01-13-2014, 09:47 AM
i made this thread not thinking 'i hope innovator gets a kick out of this one' i mean if you're a super dope writer you can understand the initial feeling (a.) which innovator is probably not, or if you're a understanding person who can appreciate a random post, you can understand the initial feeling (b.) which innovator is probably not, or if you're a dude you can appreciate the initial post (c.) which innovator is probably not

Another quality post.

....I'll make sure to give this its proper attention.

Cornball.

Eŋg
01-13-2014, 10:23 AM
http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x377/Eng2489/Chappelle_zps346e033f.gif

Wise Wiggles
01-13-2014, 10:28 AM
^ dat fool gots mad skills mah niccas

Whoadie

Ryan 12
01-13-2014, 10:59 AM
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z402/plastic_jello_/GIFs/High.gif (http://s1188.photobucket.com/user/plastic_jello_/media/GIFs/High.gif.html)

ayo can you shrink this to an avatar size?