So my sister brought home a black guy to christmas dinner this year. (THE ROAST OF BAGS' SISTER AND HER SOFT-SHOEING LAX BRO JUNGLE LOVE)

[Ghost1]

Id been waiting for the racism to die down to post this....then i forgot....then aero reminded me cuz hes racist.


So.


I get a text msg from my mother, who is a beautiful saint. The msg says.....how r things....r u coming for xmas? I say good....yes i will be there, ur boy young glossy goes on vaca when he is permitted by his employer....which is seldom....but xmas day happens to be one of tbose days....so ill be there ma. Then she says......ur sisters coming.....i said OH LOLZ LETS MAKE HER CRY AGAIN THIS YEAR HAHA SHE SUX BAWLZ. she said....lol...she does suck bawlz. She is also dating a black guy. BAHAHAHA THANKS SIS U JUST LOCKED ME IN AS THE LIFETIME FAVORITE CHILD FOREVERZ. i said....oh....well u like black people....LOL NO SHE DOESNT. she said i hope she doesnt think she is going ti bring him to dinner.....little did she kno that i recieved a text from my sister earlier saying she was bringing her bf to.dinner for.xmas.....an says....oh...btw.....HES BLACK.....LOOOOOOL GOOD LUCK TELLIN MOM U FUCKIN LOSER HAHA SHE ALREADY HATES U FOR OPTING INTO A COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL OUT OF UR XRAY TEXHNICIAN BULLSHIT....GOOD LUCK.EXPLAINING THIS ONE......oh good...black? Cool. So he comes over xmas day.....me and my lovely mother are casually drinking sum resling...cuz were adults.....wen in walks my sister ....the n word lover. Oh hey black guy? WATS THAT UR GOING TO.DRINK HALF THE BOTTLE.OF.RESLING? SMH AT THIS THUG....HELLO BLACK GUY HAVE SUM FOOD...LAY OFF OUR BOOZE.....U CAN HAVE MY SISTER THO....WE DONT LIKE HER MUCH ANYWAYS. tjen i said hey....lets drink this patron? I proceeded to drink him into his primal form. OH U GON JUST TAKE A NAP ON MY MOMS LEATHER COUCHES NOW? GETTIN JERRICURL GREASE ALL OVA THE PILLOWS? MOM GET UR DAUGHTER AND HAVE HER REMOVE THIS.CREATURE.FROM UR LIVING QUARTERS AS I AM.NO LONGER.ENTERTAINED BY HIM. that was the day my sister created a.much larger void between herself and her.mother and a black.man came into my living quarters only to be reminded that i am the only animal permitted to rome around these parts. HEY SISTER GET HIM THE FUCK OFF THE COUCH
AND LEAVE. SISTER IN TEARS. BEST XMAS EVER.


https://i.imgflip.com/640bh.jpg

[oats]

lmao

[trap.]

Is your sisters name Megan?

[Allen Knight]

Haaa wow he's prolly destroying her right now anthony

[Malachi]

can some one summarize this in a sentence

[Split]

pics of Bags sister

can i call her PlumpBags?

[StarFaggot]

So your sister takes black dick? Yeah you just lost a sis lol!

[Masaii]

http://i.imgur.com/SNq07.gif

LOTB: MOM GET UR DAUGHTER AND HAVE HER REMOVE THIS.CREATURE.FROM UR LIVING QUARTERS AS I AM.NO LONGER.ENTERTAINED BY HIM

[oats]

how many times did you say "seriously?" when you asked her how big his dick was?

[big baby]

So your sister takes black dick? Yeah you just lost a sis lol!

you're gay as fuck and it is consistently dwindling

[StarFaggot]

Lol @ oats

[uh-oh]

bags you know what you gotta do

[Ghost1]

Tell me.....what should i.do.uh oh?

[veritas]

I will wait a few pages before I enter this.

[Diode]

thread is good.

[StarFaggot]

Bags, what does your sister look like? I'm willing to save her from her no good man.

[uh-oh]

Tell me.....what should i.do.uh oh?

you know man.

kill her

[Diode]

uh-oh have you ever posted your sister her

she still got a hot body and an ok face and a deadbeat boyfriend?

[Ghost1]

Bags, what does your sister look like? I'm willing to save her from her no good man.

Judging from this response Im not sure u understand why we dont like him

[uh-oh]

uh-oh have you ever posted your sister her

she still got a hot body and an ok face and a deadbeat boyfriend?

she has a new deadbeat who shes engaged to

he's aight tho, i would body him instantly if needed

which means he is perfect and not a threat

plus he's white which is a plus

shoulda got at that dawg we couldve been bro's

IN LAW

[Diode]

she has a new deadbeat who shes engaged to

he's aight tho, i would body him instantly if needed

which means he is perfect and not a threat

plus he's white which is a plus

shoulda got at that dawg we couldve been bro's

IN LAW

post recent plox?

[StarFaggot]

Judging from this response Im not sure u understand why we dont like him

Cuz ur lower middle class and ur mother lives paycheck to paycheck and is a single dago bitch who can't cook? I don't get it. I'll save ur sis from that life.

[Ghost1]

No. Its cuz hes black?

[Split]

Bags u got a facebook? wear hair gel? live 100 mi from Harrisburg?

[Ghost1]

Bags u got a facebook? wear hair gel? live 100 mi from Harrisburg?

No, no, i live 1mile from the burg.

[Ryan 12]

lmaoooo



get them pics

[StarFaggot]

No. Its cuz hes black?

Your sis doesn't mind. Say hello to your mixed nephews.

[Fig]

Your sister guna have that boiled egg smell seeping outta her pores

[trap.]

My ex lives in this white trash, inbred, country, piece of shit area near you called Dauphin or some shit. It's horrible.

[Ghost1]

They are already dead to me.



How.do u think i.can steer her in the rigjt direction tho goat? Or is she stuck in a niglock forver?

[Split]

lol. some guido at Cigma Insurance just got a random ass friend request

[StarFaggot]

Your sister guna have that boiled egg smell seeping outta her pores

Better than that wet dog smell tbh.

[Ghost1]

My ex lives in this white trash, inbred, country, piece of shit area near you called Dauphin or some shit. It's horrible.

Her names not.megan no.

An yea harrisburg is in.dauphin county

[StarFaggot]

They are already dead to me.



How.do u think i.can steer her in the rigjt direction tho goat? Or is she stuck in a niglock forver?

She's Italian. Alls lost tbh.

[Ghost1]

lol. some guido at Cigma Insurance just got a random ass friend request

LOL. U mean cigna?

I actually speak w.them on a daily basis....tho dont work there haha.

[Split]

Lmao. ill put in a good word with their customer service peon, Anthony Colavito, about my dear friend Anthony Colavito

[Ghost1]

She's Italian. Alls lost tbh.

Huh? Italians hate black.people.lol

[Fig]

Better than that wet dog smell tbh.

We can both agree that Indians smell the worst

Or Mexicans, either way

[Destroyer]

curry ftw

[Split]

there's a Curry College near Boston. ironically all of my indian friends attend

[Tom Sparks]

Curry chicken is bauce

[Ghost1]

Deaded@figs avy

Lol

[StarFaggot]

Huh? Italians hate black.people.lol

No see here's the thing. Italian men do but as witnessed by ur sister the women love black men. We have that swag. Italian men are a sub class of white tbh. Whites don't even like you greasers so congratulate your sis on taking black dick bc all "white" women do.

[Ghost1]

Why r u being vulgar to.me?

[StarFaggot]

It's part of what makes NC fun but a failure at same time.

[Ghost1]

Alright. Run along i.want to have fun itt.with other people now.

[Ryan 12]

lmao @ telling bags he aint white






aero with the nuclear missile

[Fig]

http://www.hdwallpapersplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/23/12.27_Funny_Gifs_7.gif

[Ryan 12]

http://www.hdwallpapersplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/23/12.27_Funny_Gifs_7.gif

http://gifs.gifbin.com/062010/1277899575_crocodile-tears.gif

[veritas]

Sicilians are descendants of the moors....history.

[Inno]

When your mother dies she will be piled drived every 10 seconds
by 39 man dingos...and guess what your grandmother is proudly there
enjoying the ride...


I hope that nigga puts 10 nigglets in your sister you literal piece of shit.

[Split]

what of the women dingos, inno?

[Fig]

Black snake moan

Good movie

[Inno]

GODAM U SPLIT!

[Ghost1]

Lol innovator is so angry tho.

YEAA FUCK YEAA A HUNDRED.NIGGER DICKS.GON FUCK UR SISTER TILL SHE.BLEEDS BLACK CUMM FUCK YEAAA AHAHA FUCK U BAGS U DESERVE THIS BLACK.POWERRRRR


lmao!

[Inno]

Exactly. Im glad you understand.

You might spare your keen from a horrible future.

Fuck u nigga

[StarFaggot]

Bags ur sis only needs one nigger dick apparently.

[PancakeBrah]

Bags ur sis only needs one nigger dick apparently.

lol'd irl srs

[Fig]

Picture from bags' Christmas/ family drink binge
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f21/czhustle/HimandGerl.jpg

[TYSON]

Lmao troll....yall got to have more confidence in yourselves.

[TYSON]

No see here's the thing. Italian men do but as witnessed by ur sister the women love black men. We have that swag. Italian men are a sub class of white tbh. Whites don't even like you greasers so congratulate your sis on taking black dick bc all "white" women do.

Sig worthy...at one point i was like that hush altercation was a great power move but now i respect yo gangsta

[Ghost1]

Lol. Thats not even a good post. I give this board gold and u let me down again.

[StarFaggot]

Thread backfire for Bags.

A Dago wanting to be racist is ironic and hilarious.

[Ghost1]

Im boarding strictly for stats at this stage in my career.

This thread.was a success.


And i assure u we.do not like u blacks.

[PancakeBrah]

I'd really appreciate it if you guys stopped posting in here.

[maths debate]

strong ancestral roots dogding

[maths debate]

dago rechained

[maths debate]

dago misunderstood

[Ghost1]

dago rechained

LMAO

[maths debate]

garlic abusing motherfucker

[Diode]

only foreigns use "maths"

[maths debate]

savethegarlic.org

[maths debate]

only foreigns use "maths"

i'm from el salvador

[Certain]

Bags, we need a photograph of your sister.

[maths debate]

plus it wouldnt mirror masturbate as well you technical motherfucker

[Ghost1]

Idk if i have one.....lemme see

[StarFaggot]

This is a Bags thread. He's not interesting enough anymore without a cam corder to get over 1,000 views.

[Ghost1]

Updated pic of sister and black guy to OP

that should push this thread.a few.more.pages.

Watch me.work.aero.

[Tom Sparks]

Aero

Ever fuck blk girl or u just generally soft

Cuz at it stands right now.. I'm blacker than u bro n I'm only 25%

Suspect

[Diode]

HEY SISTER GET HIM THE FUCK OFF THE COUCH
AND LEAVE. SISTER IN TEARS. BEST XMAS EVER.


https://i.imgflip.com/640bh.jpg

QUOTED FOR POSTERITY OF PIC

[Diode]

SHES FUCKING A NEGRO IN A CHIVE TSHIRT

SERIOUS

[StarFaggot]

Ahhh damn... His sis is cute and the bf is obv tryna fit in with the Chive shirt, fuck.,.

Bags is boarding at high levels but its too late at night

[Vulgar]

loled

[Certain]

Idk if i have one.....lemme see

Thanks, Bags.

[maths debate]

ya sis look like the alien bitch from splice holy fuck



http://s2.postimg.org/6dddpo0yh/qyr2q95y289.jpg

[Ghost1]

Loooooooooooooool

[Certain]

Bags, your sister has the curly hair, so you had to know this would happen.

[Vulgar]

We have to roast that dude

and your sis too

[Destroyer]

I feel like there's a Christmas song in this story
and a popular Christmas song can bring in royalties for years bags
years

[Vulgar]

ya sis look like the alien bitch from splice holy fuck

https://i.imgflip.com/640bh.jpg

http://nymoviereviews.com/wp-content/uploads/splice.jpg



http://s2.postimg.org/6dddpo0yh/qyr2q95y289.jpg

+15

[Ghost1]

Roast them.itt.

[Vulgar]

He looks like N.Tavarez and Tyson had a lovechild

He looks like Nick Cannon went on a twinkie binge

[Certain]

The only black guy to know the difference between butter and margarine.

[Destroyer]

giant handz

[Split]

https://i.imgflip.com/640bh.jpg

so dead @ the black dudes albino conjoined twin doing the exact opposite emotion of whatevers appropriate

Bags' sister looks like she works full.time at Market Basket, can roll a blunt w/ one paw and has a severe distrust of men in parked cars

[Certain]

Bags' sister spends almost as much time plucking her eyebrows as she does face-down in the bag of thawed hamhocks Soul Brother No. Zero uses as a pillow.

[Fig]

Bitch lookin like bodey on a menthol diet

[Split]

https://i.imgflip.com/640bh.jpg

Michael Park Slumpin

lookin like he listens to EDM and takes selfies with iPads

lookin like he studies for drug tests by driving his stoner friends around and hinting thaqt they should get real careers

[Split]

Bitch lookin like bodey on a menthol diet

wow

[StarFaggot]

Thing is Bags truly loves his sister but he's willing to sacrifice her for thread views which won't reach 1,500

[Fig]

wow

You have to be clear

Was it good or great?

[Split]

http://www.maximumpc.com/files/image***he/futureus_imagegallery_fullsize/gallery/gamingsidekicks-slippy.jpg

[Split]

Blue Screen and Lean II: Boo pls don't post this on facebook

[Certain]

The reason Bags lost weight around the holidays.

https://i.imgflip.com/640bh.jpg

[Ghost1]

Thing is Bags truly loves his sister but he's willing to sacrifice her for thread views which won't reach 1,500

I will sell u my kidney for the lulz. I didnt come.here to.play games.

[Split]

once wore her hair in a ponytail to check the mail before bed nd the neighbor took the form of a wolf and sprinted into her dandelion garden

[Split]

netcees what happened to you

[maths debate]

http://www.maximumpc.com/files/image***he/futureus_imagegallery_fullsize/gallery/gamingsidekicks-slippy.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[maths debate]

netceased.co

[Split]

lookin like they met when she.was trying to find a witch doctor that could curse Jared for leading her 10 lbs the wrong way down the Subway diet

[StarFaggot]

Just came from Puerto Rico. Drinking Puerto Rico Rum and I'm goooooooone

[Split]

I just realized there's a 33% possibility that ur sis is already dating Aero

[Split]

netceased.co

i want to say this is reed

[Fig]

Its ryan

[maths debate]

bitch got the seductive skills of a albino street mongrel

one you go black you never comeback to life

Reese Witheredaway & died instantly

nigga look like a human thumb reject from Spy Kids 5 - Cancelled for the 20th time

George Washingtins for a living

niggas idea of fun is applying Bruce Lee's 1 inch punch to his left testicle

[maths debate]

Its ryan

lol no

[maths debate]

Its ryan

this nigga sherlock holmes me



stfu and roast

[Split]

Reese Witheredaway & died instantly

lmao


lookin like she refuses to use the elliptical for the last decade in case of spontaneous flight, got them ET hands and face, b

[Swerve]

I'd fuck that creature from splice though. You know....before she dies and turns into a man.

[Masaii]

maths is vulgar, I am sure of this

[maths debate]

whats your name son? - "Sir Edward Ivingsworthless the Turd"

gon name their daughter Sasha Fears

considers themself bye-racial

Cheyeahhh's asstrail projection forgets to 3dimensionalize his chinstrap

owns a mining cum-penny his father gave him on a dare

nigga has the vocal capabilities of a Siamese caterpillar

"I'll be wack"

her cheekbones play hide and seek with her face

[Chaos]

AVY CHECK

[maths debate]

maths is vulgar, I am sure of this

stop trying to figure out who i am



i am mathsdebate

[Masaii]

stop trying to figure out who i am



i am mathsdebate

http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/VH-seems-legit-14319.jpg

[Wise Wiggles]

maths debate is your name like masterbate but with a lisp? Lol!

[Fig]

Hush

[Allen Knight]

He's no one

[Certain]

That dog is adorable.









Oh, wait, that's Bags' sister.









Nailed it.

[Certain]

Bags, your sister looks like she dates black guys.

[maths debate]

He's no one

*thumbs up*

[Certain]

We finally have a picture of Karaoke.

https://i.imgflip.com/640bh.jpg

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like she got tea bagged by a stick of butter
lookin like they use her forhead to clean bowling ally lanes
This bitch is dating ahmed johnson

[Certain]

Looking like Rita Skeeter mid-transfiguration.

[Batty]

Fucking gone @ Ahmed Johnson

Looks like Warren Sapp with birth defects has a Bratz doll in a side headlock.

A couple more drinks and this nigga gonna get a Michael Clark Blumpkin.

[Split]

this looks like the A&E ripoff of The Blind Side

[Batty]

This looks like behind the scenes footage of To Catch A Predator.

16 and Pregnant after party.

Dude looks like New Jack from ECW with fetal alcohol syndrome

[big baby]

Better than that wet dog smell tbh.

Aero i bang black girls and kill them afterwards when they tell me they love me

[CtrlF4]

You know he fucked, right?