FIGHT NIGHT SIGN-UPS - CLOSED

[Certain]

I'll run it if eight people want in by 10:30 p.m. ET.

For the uninitiated, it's a keystyle battle tournament that happens over the course of about an hour. It's eight lines in 10 minutes for the first two rounds, 10 to 12 lines in 15 minutes for the final.

1. oats
2. Alphabet
3. Bags
4. Allen Knight
5. Destroyer
6. Objective
7. Certain
8. Diode

[oats]

sure why not

[Boredom]

im down.

[Certain]

Keystyle battle tournament. Who's in?

Aero, Allen Knight, Art, Badi Alii, Bags, Batty, big baby, C Raw, Cashius, dead man, Destroyer, Diode, Fig, Frank, Greed, J. Metts, Jedi XI man, Just Write, Juxtaposition, Karaoke, Lotto Smirk, Malachi, Masaii, Mr. J, namix, Neighbor, Objective, PancakeBrah, Pent uP, ronnietheking, Senny, Split Eight, Swerve, The Mind Assassin, Tic Tac, Tom Sparks, trap, TYSON, uh-oh, Vulgar, Wise Ways, Witty, WZA, YDK, Zenland.

[Boredom]

8 in 10 for everything up to the finals then i think its 10 in 15?

[Ghost1]

Ok

[Allen Knight]

Yea

[Certain]

So, Diode, is that a yes?

If we get seven, I'll battle.

[Destroyer]

ok

[Certain]

Swerve, I see you.

[Swerve]

Too much Talent.

[Certain]

Still scared of Allen Knight?

[StarFaggot]

Can't, on my phone atm.

[Destroyer]

yeah swerve quit jergens us around!

[Diode]

Can't, on my phone atm.

never go ass to mouth, especially on your phone

[Certain]

If any one more person signs up, I'll give Allen Knight a bye for winning the Key tournament and run this.

[Destroyer]

sometimes in the heat of the conversation, it's ok to go ass to mouth diode

[Certain]

Well, it's looking like this isn't happening.

Swerve, I hope your girlfriend dies of syphilis that you never contracted.

[Certain]

I'll leave it for four more minutes. At 10:40, I'm closing it.

[Objective]

I'm not a battler or really that into it, but I'll join for the sake of activity or something. So how does this shit work? People just post shit, then voting? When does the next round start etc? I've never done this shit before.

Edit: I'm curious about the voting tbh.

[Ghost1]

K cool im out

[Destroyer]

just stay in the forum objective
post, then vote, then post

[Destroyer]

bags is in, don't listen to that bullshit

[Certain]

Objective, it's just super-quick battle writing. The voting is similarly quick.
Bags, we have enough people now if you do it! I'll get the threads up in two minutes.

[Fig]

K cool im out

Don't be a nigger

[Ghost1]

Fine ill stay....but lets goooooo

[Diode]

ok fine i am in

[Destroyer]

bam

[Fig]

I'll be in too

[Objective]

K, cool. I'm ready or something.

[Certain]

Diode
Destroyer
Alphabet
Bags
Objective
oats
Allen Knight

Verses due 10:53 p.m. ET

[Just Write]

Dammit. Just seen this. Next time for sure

[Diode]

if this means i never have to see a die old line again on here i will be happy man no matter what the outcome

[Split]

Certain's Schumacher concept

http://i.imgur.com/OMuph.gif

ur a monster

[Diode]

Certain's Schumacher concept

http://i.imgur.com/OMuph.gif

ur a monster

i am shocked i am not the only person who go that line on here

[Ghost1]

if this means i never have to see a die old line again on here i will be happy man no matter what the outcome

The shameless.sway.

Smh.

[Certain]

Bags vs. oats
Destroyer vs. Allen Knight

[Certain]

Certain's Schumacher concept

http://i.imgur.com/OMuph.gif

ur a monster

I agree Allen Knight won the battle, but I thought that was the best line of the first round, personally.

[Split]

i am shocked i am not the only person who go that line on here

u like F1? please tell me u like F1

[Diode]

The shameless.sway.

Smh.

the match was already over bags

[Diode]

u like F1? please tell me u like F1

obv

vettel is a cock

agree/disagree?

[Objective]

Wow, ''thread is closed''-x2, guess I got to vote fast af as well. Not used to that at all, haha. Cool shit tho'.

[Certain]

Objective, yes, the idea is speed. Really, explanation isn't even necessary in these, though it's appreciated.

[Split]

obv

vettel is a cock

agree/disagree?

agree

u remember the Malaysian GP incident?

also lol@ him acting like a child when he's doing poorly (calling people cucumbers lmao) and pretending to be humble when he's winning

seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHlK2HCh12U

[Objective]

Objective, yes, the idea is speed. Really, explanation isn't even necessary in these, though it's appreciated.

Word. Next time I guess. Dope concept, I've only read some of these in the past, never joined. Great practice, get's your mind going. I'm satisfied with the fact that I at least got 8 lines down, haha, this isn't my shit at all. Probably been a couple years since last time I battled someone as well. It's fun tho'. Maybe I should join one of these battle leagues and further destroy my w/l ratio, haha.

[Diode]

GODDAMNIT BAGS

[oats]

Bags NOT SURPRISED

[Destroyer]

I robbed di like I was battling beyond

[Diode]

agree

u remember the Malaysian GP incident?

also lol@ him acting like a child when he's doing poorly (calling people cucumbers lmao) and pretending to be humble when he's winning

seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHlK2HCh12U

malaysian gp was what really got my attention

but thats the way f1 is now

hate what has happened to the sport :(

[Ghost1]

Lol i posted at 11 18

Certain on sum lama shit.

[Destroyer]

damn son

[Ghost1]

Fuckin certain closed it!!!

I m goi.g to read ur verse to see if u wouldve lost

[Ghost1]

Yea i checked

I wouldve won.

[Certain]

Lol i posted at 11 18

Certain on sum lama shit.

I waited until 11:19, though?

[Destroyer]

I call shenanigans on the whole thing

[Certain]

Bags, do you still have your verse? I can open it if oats is OK with that.

[oats]

two numbers for you bags


0 and 2

[Destroyer]

my Orc line should have won me the whole things tbh

[PancakeBrah]

v/ oats

[Split]

malaysian gp was what really got my attention

but thats the way f1 is now

hate what has happened to the sport :(

right


not to mention the effects of the obsession with safety... especially cookie-cutter track designs

http://www.caranddriver.com/features/how-safety-has-killed-great-racetrack-design-feature

[Ghost1]

Bags, do you still have your verse? I can open it if oats is OK with that.


No i.dont have it cuz i clicked.send an.sum dickhead closed.so.i.got a very rude msg telling me SORRY DONT WORRY ABOUT AVENGING UR LOSS TO.OATMEAL THAT HE WONT STFU ABOUT EVER IN LIFE BECAUSE THIS THREAD IS NO LONGER OPEN AND UR VERSE JUST DISAPEARED ALONG WITH ANY HOPES OF MAKING OATMEAL.REALIZE UR.BETTER THEN HIM AT BATTLING.

FUCKKCKCUDJSSKS

[Split]

No i.dont have it cuz i clicked.send an.sum dickhead closed.so.i.got a very rude msg telling me SORRY DONT WORRY ABOUT AVENGING UR LOSS TO.OATMEAL THAT HE WONT STFU ABOUT EVER IN LIFE BECAUSE THIS THREAD IS NO LONGER OPEN AND UR VERSE JUST DISAPEARED ALONG WITH ANY HOPES OF MAKING OATMEAL.REALIZE UR.BETTER THEN HIM AT BATTLING.

FUCKKCKCUDJSSKS

press back button

[Certain]

oats vs Allen Knight

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=45725

[PancakeBrah]

I thought it was common knowledge you just keep Fight Night battles open until both people post?

[Destroyer]

3 votes closes a battle?????!?!?
ridiculous

let's predict Allen's concepts

O-face
Happy Meal
something about football

[PancakeBrah]

yo oats murdered bags AGAIN

[Ghost1]

This is the worst night of.my life.

[PancakeBrah]

No one votes anymore. Worse than before, even.

[Destroyer]

me too
lights out at the den
emo music time

[Certain]

yo oats murdered bags AGAIN

PancakeBrah, good joke.

[Split]

blow O's
ovaries
bud lite
some cryptic gang ref. well give him bc he's paraguayan

[Destroyer]

Quaker Oats
O Dog from Menace to Society
Raisin wordplay
reference to Anerican Hustle movie

[Ghost1]

AND U TAGGING PANCKAKEKSMSMZMKAA

Bros.

Im.just gonna hop out the window onto my head. Thank u.

[PancakeBrah]

What no one's noticed is that this was Bags' endgame the entire time. He purposefully no-showed as to frustrate Allen Knight by not allowing the match between the two to go down.

He doesn't care about the accomps anymore, people.

Oats is a cool bro. He's happy to see him successful. But the 0 for 2 anger is the perfect guise.

[Certain]

Do Fight Nights count as wins and losses?

[Destroyer]

ur on the right track cake
but you have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes

[Diode]

Do Fight Nights count as wins and losses?

NO

[Fig]

They count as one

[Destroyer]

except that yes

[Fig]

NO

Well they counted it for me

Fuck that

[PancakeBrah]

they do tho

[Split]

birdhorse 4-10

[Diode]

when mighty horse rocks he rocks a fat ass

[Fig]

Split Eight

[Destroyer]

u know Allen's a bitch cause he's not even in the thread til he posts
aka cutting/pasting from prewrittens

[Diode]

u know Allen's a bitch cause he's not even in the thread til he posts
aka cutting/pasting from prewrittens

says the dude who used an orc verse on me

:|

[Split]

i was gonna start. a library of prewritten lines so i could win a fight night, but im too shitty at writing battle bars

[Destroyer]

hahaha riiiight
u got robbed, but I wrote that shit in the thread
you lost to lines about other dudes, that says something about your verse, not mine

[Certain]

VOTE: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=45725

[Ryan 12]

who won

[Diode]

hahaha riiiight
u got robbed, but I wrote that shit in the thread
you lost to lines about other dudes, that says something about your verse, not mine

lol no it says something about des's rep on netcees

[Destroyer]

my verse got that old spice holiday swagger tho

[Split]

I thought Diode's verse was pretty mediocre, if that helps

[Diode]

my verse got that old spice holiday swagger tho

i seen terry crews lurking in the background

its true

its true

[Diode]

I thought Diode's verse was pretty mediocre, if that helps

you say that about all my verses, split

lemee alert the media

[Split]

you say that about all my verses, split

lemee alert the media

i dont usually vote on ur verses though, how would u know?

[Diode]

i dont usually vote on ur verses though, how would u know?

AOWL chat threads every time split

every time

[Certain]

I don't even know what Destroyer's reputation as a battler is.

[Destroyer]

it's not great

[Split]

AOWL chat threads every time split

every time

QUESTIONABLE


plus, my opinion doesnt matter unless its compared against my opinion of someone else's verse, right?

i universally think everyone is shit. aka cynicism.


















not srs

[WZA]

Sure