R2: Bags vs. oats - OATS WINS BY NO-SHOW

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8 lines / Due 10 minutes after thread is posted in Discussion. (11:17 p.m. ET, roughly)

Voting: 3-0 or first to 4.

Bags oats

[oats]

we know this faggot is Italian without his pasta dinner plates
cuz if he ever turns around...you'll see evidence of his penne-traits
or maybe he's Australian? we know you're living up in Oz, kid
he's so used to seeing a man dingo, you'd think he lived in his sister's closet
still yet you embarrass your family, no way this nerd'll turn into something
so he hangs his head in shame...of the dick he's currently sucking
I smashed you once already, I hope you pause a note
I would win with more bags lines, but to you obesity's not a joke