Batty
01-14-2014, 05:02 PM
Greetings fellow wiggers,
Discussion is the lifeforce of NC and roasts are sometimes it's white blood cells.
Yes, that's a bold statement but it's still prolly true. I want to avoid future unlulz
I don't feel like typing alot so I've made this easy to read....
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THREAD:
STEP 1 - Make shit be funny. If it's not funny because it's so deadly accurate, then at least be obscure-funny or nonsensical-funny.
STEP 2 - DON'T COME INTO YOUR OWN ROAST THREADS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK OR ACT COOL WITH SHIT. This is automaticfaggot, do not do.
STEP 3 - We need a good pic to roast. Don't drop a blurry or small pic that we need FBI face recognition software to enhance the lulz
STEP 4 - Don't start your own roast thread.
STEP 5 - Usually some peoples gas run out of the tank and they need a boost, like pancake said, a quote is good here and there. When you see someone running out of some gas, just quote a good line they said. Be a helper-fellow-roaster. This is essential in continuing and most of you don't do it because you're stupid.
IN EXAMPLE-
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-0GnPpH72z7o/TX62LptZVoI/AAAAAAAAEmQ/7HPe-uZgeKo/s640/katie.JPG
"Ha! This nigga lookin just like Barrel from Nightmare Before Christmas tbh"
At first glance this might pass as boarding rite because of deadly accuracy and obscureness/nonsensicalness but the pic is too goddamn blurry tho
THIS IS FAIL PAINTED-UP AS WIN
P.S.- If you can photoshop and make something funnier then I AM FOR IT. If you've got the time to make it, Ive got the time to view it.
To prove that I am srs right now I will answer the most batted around NC question ever....
IS TXT DEAD?
No, it is not dead it's just dead for rite now. DISCUSSION is the shit we do when we get tired of writing 10,000 topicals about being trapped in a prison in your mind or
writing punchlines about somebody getting fucked in prison by lesser fags. Reading posts about txt battling in Discussion makes my dick shrink and I can't afford that.
we all go back to txt eventually, it's like comeback pussy w/ herpes.
http://www.instamorph.com/sites/default/files/styles/idea-huge/public/ideas/barrel.jpg
Discussion is the lifeforce of NC and roasts are sometimes it's white blood cells.
Yes, that's a bold statement but it's still prolly true. I want to avoid future unlulz
I don't feel like typing alot so I've made this easy to read....
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THREAD:
STEP 1 - Make shit be funny. If it's not funny because it's so deadly accurate, then at least be obscure-funny or nonsensical-funny.
STEP 2 - DON'T COME INTO YOUR OWN ROAST THREADS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK OR ACT COOL WITH SHIT. This is automaticfaggot, do not do.
STEP 3 - We need a good pic to roast. Don't drop a blurry or small pic that we need FBI face recognition software to enhance the lulz
STEP 4 - Don't start your own roast thread.
STEP 5 - Usually some peoples gas run out of the tank and they need a boost, like pancake said, a quote is good here and there. When you see someone running out of some gas, just quote a good line they said. Be a helper-fellow-roaster. This is essential in continuing and most of you don't do it because you're stupid.
IN EXAMPLE-
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-0GnPpH72z7o/TX62LptZVoI/AAAAAAAAEmQ/7HPe-uZgeKo/s640/katie.JPG
"Ha! This nigga lookin just like Barrel from Nightmare Before Christmas tbh"
At first glance this might pass as boarding rite because of deadly accuracy and obscureness/nonsensicalness but the pic is too goddamn blurry tho
THIS IS FAIL PAINTED-UP AS WIN
P.S.- If you can photoshop and make something funnier then I AM FOR IT. If you've got the time to make it, Ive got the time to view it.
To prove that I am srs right now I will answer the most batted around NC question ever....
IS TXT DEAD?
No, it is not dead it's just dead for rite now. DISCUSSION is the shit we do when we get tired of writing 10,000 topicals about being trapped in a prison in your mind or
writing punchlines about somebody getting fucked in prison by lesser fags. Reading posts about txt battling in Discussion makes my dick shrink and I can't afford that.
we all go back to txt eventually, it's like comeback pussy w/ herpes.
http://www.instamorph.com/sites/default/files/styles/idea-huge/public/ideas/barrel.jpg