THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[Pharaohs Army]

Yo I Don't Care If You Spark. 's Long As You Use A Narrative Arc.

to a Casual Observer it'd seem a Nat ural Occurance.

[Pharaohs Army]

i don't Care-anymoreThat's the scenario.
been writing little bars to my self- they come through in stereo..
expand my horizons
my eyes are so open my Forehead has Captured my Eyelids.
this Beat Is My New Diet.You should Try it. i'm my Own Agent
and by extension?my own client.. my-own entertainment
i hardly Ever Defy it, And
as a visitor, if you ask me to explain it i will define it-
-yo
your Pen has a Lot of Mileage.
your pen, has a lot of mileage. thus my street Cred Required Some Trying.
thus my street cred
required some trying.
do you understand what i'm trying?
do you underStand what i'm Trying?
.i wanna Know howta cite it.
i Haven't Quite Decided.. but once i do?
... .. everyone's invited.

and now we change beats. off the chains and leash- i'm a crazy fiend.
stay with me.
we can study pedantically,upload an avatar in a totemic way. whatever's your fantasy.
"stick to what you're doing bud",that's what they're telling me.
but all i do is drivel satirically..
"so over" telling every1 'm the illest em Cee.
i'll just spill it.
they'll see.

..third beat the one i might BUY 'n now's about the TIME i Tell About My Life.
dead 'r alive u NeverKnowButEitherWayI'm carrying the head of christ
Yikes..
my Inverted Textstyles Pervert the quality control of your Textiles..
i think imperfection adds flavor,but what the fuck is the Threshold?
an earlier rap i referenced,addressing the mess-hall
i didn' meanta make a Mess'v it all!
sometimes we all fall.
i'm here da Pick you Up, with your Writers Block. it's Quite a Shock you're Writing Blogs.
i been unknowingly writing Blogs Fer Years i never stop.
it's not a career.
sit down and haveAnother Corona Beer.
oh this is a big friday night you've got(going)here.
i shouldn'tve innerupted. yeah party it up
you never know when you might GO people on Krakatoa didn't expect the Volcano\crater-eruption
yeah pharaohs i love you but it's time to end this discussion.

[CopyPat]

pharo u seem chill but i would never read that entire entry. i dead mc's in a fire plenty. i'm hella mean in this cypher sectchy, incredi-b, plus i'm rhymin deadly. my pedigree is to rhyme the bestly, you never seen this kinda texting. inventing schemes that blind your retni's, you're getting deep? just dive already.

i'm gonna try to think of gooder rhyme to ink. but i shouldn't write this thing because i wouldn't lie. it stinks. i'm puttin rhymes to brinks and pushin minds to think. on that soft plushy shit when i cushion rhymes to sink. fuck its really late, you can tell if u look inside my drink. the emptiest cup and now i'm mentally fucked. extensively drunk and offensively dumb. im especially done. forget it...tomorrow i'll be regrettably hung

[Pharaohs Army]

well man, you've played right into my Hand.
maybe you wouldn'tve said,what you Said if you read the End.
so party it up
and wake up fucked.
.don't Forget a Glass Of Water for your Cells
don't forget
a glass of water
for your cells
don't forget a glass of water
for your cells :-)

somebody help.
once i start rhyming r rapping There's No Stopping so Go Ta Hell i enterTain my Self
i said-as-much i said-is-much-
i Think-i-can i Think-i-can- i like to show rappers how da Write,and writers How da Rap\they Stink@rap

[Pharaohs Army]

what makes you think i would never Share with you?- even if i frown.
i'm an american pharaoh. hand me my crown.
i don' wanna copy rappers(but)Here's some hand-me-downs.
what kind of twist has life thrown you? you're out of balance now.

[UnbornBuddha]

Before we developed these trenchant views
We were cave dwellers transcending truth
Our every move was in a sense the truth
The tools one's hands possess depends on you!
Mud and clay inspired nomads to settle soon
Shelter healed our infected wounds,
Cyanotic flesh turned blue.
Celebrating the harvest in a festive mood
We danced under the majestic moon
Abundance of food didn't bless our gene pool
The Neolithic man lost his digestive juice
Stomach membrane became phlegm produced
The myriad of illnesses bled and bloomed
Our hues began to allude to death, and soot
Fire rampaging our bodies, no wonder sanity godly.
Establishment monkeys, who are ravenous hungry
Medicine only brought a sequela of avarice zombies
Ibuprofen turned the head of my family foggy.
Our legacy lives on through stakes and runes
On the opposite side of that, slaves and nukes
I set the mood by digging my own grave
Reading books just to be civil in my traits
I mustn't lose face,
And look like Dejango spitting on his slaves.
Free, the grimace is the same
Maya makes me prefer to be enslaved
Kissing my chains, a homeless living from change.
To hell with steak, I crave what lizard's can taste
Reptilian brain creating an ode to God by a crystalline lake.
Servitude has shaped my ribs and waist
Can't sit or lay without pain lingering for days.
Bloodthirsty we're fingering our veins
Growing sicker every minute of the day.
Whoever's out there, please lift me from this pain
But, it's all up to me, and my habitual ways
God laughing, so I flee away to my log cabin
Where Nature made Thoreau's thoughts happen
Inquiry first... the nature of self- comes after
Captain log: The youngin hatching, what a plot!
Pollen infused oxygen becomes the magic dust
The flow of the universe is a massive flux,
A living organism that subtly asks of us:
When will all this madness stop?
Some hot shot should post their answer up.

[Pharaohs Army]

Well that's challenge enough.. The madness will stop when I gather my thoughts.. The universe.What is existence after it's gone?..and what was the system before it was spawned?
Yawn,who cares? I got a smart-phone and a well-trimmed-lawn.. &can play lyrical truth-r-dare with a smart new fawn.. cutting his teeth on a topical Form- a monster is born.
unlike Him,i'm rotten to-the core.. i Set The Mood by contradicting views
'n asking"who wants more".
i shop at God's store!.. he gaymme dis count OnAllTheReasonsHumansHaveThese thoughts for..
..Plus'e Tol' me What my heart's for.. He said it pumps your blood and gives you hope inside your dark ward.. He said there ain't no dark lord it's just a folklore.
he never Spoke More whn I askd about the madness.. That's another challenge for the humans on this planet..

[sral]

i spit with the plague, i'm sick in the tongue. this is the way linguistics is done. i twist in to shape these letters i've spun and spit an array of pestilent junk.

nipples get sprayed with the flick of the tongue as i nibble away and give them a munch. dicking these dames and filling their cunts til the clitoris aches on these bitches to cum.

[Mr. J]

Come get these stitches or run, the ditches are dug, I'm givin' up lumps after diggin' in trunks gettin' the gun, envision a Klump gettin' it done whenever the dishes will come, you trippin' on what? thinkin' your livin' is tough, live but you're chicken enough to skip it and run, I got infinite slugs ready to start dippin' in mugs like a Oreo cookie, Yea I'm pushy in pussy, douchy & higher than the shelf in which they put me, I get bored with flows but everyone knows if I tried that verse would look sweet

[CopyPat]

GIMME A GREAT LINE AND I'LL BUST THROUGH FOREVER
VIDEO GAME RHYMES: JUST DO WHATEVER
SPITTING ABLAZE FIRE COMBUSTS DUDES TO EMBERS
THE CITY AMAZED BY THE GUSHING SPEWS I WEATHER

[Mr. J]

HEY COPYPAT I COPY THAT iller than a kamikaze crash
lurking with a hockey mask, jaws be cracked, legs & arms detached
leave you like Jambi's ass, mecca lecca hi mecca heinyitis
your wishes disgust my sinus, catch a heckler next to wily typists
supply me wipers, the type that take the mind like a headlock
Mentok, OooOoooOOoo, the mind taker, literary rhyme waiter
taking your order, distributing chaos, & getting tipped fine paper
burning the times table, spitting into what you urn like a wine taster
turn society into Bedrock, keep peeking...DUCK! then get destroyed
sitting at the steps of Troy with the best employed...
from all sides is where the rest is deployed, learn your lesson...
OYE! I forgot the rest but I rather do that then continue with this sausage fest
I'm kidding guys I'm high but at least your moms impressed :)


<3

[Mr. J]

I'm sorry you have to excuse the coat tails
but the rate your holding me back, we'd both fail
loose lips sink ships & that's how the boat sails
don't mean to be a dick, that's my Snow Whale
white flags, & Ghost Shells, what's the cost play
I'm high off life and today I'm feeling sauce ayyyyyy
told them bitches to "BACK UP THIS IS THE WRONG WAY"
knowing for a fact they didn't go to war like John Wayne
honestly I'm just here to get my cock praised
looking at it the same way when the stocks raise
leaving these con's vexed off of the concave..
I forgot what else was gon' say...
mu'fucker

[Pharaohs Army]

i rock Raves,with Shock-waves
leave-u-in Shock4Days
fuckin-wit-me.it doesn't pay.
.Yay.
today i'm Very Gay. in the archaic way.
i Wish i could be saved.
i don't need praise but when i don't get it from others i give it to myself every single day.
but ego-trippin freestyle"never-did-a-single make." !!
..my rhymes are a simple crane which lift you up from your pain. my brain must be going insane, to show you the simplest ways.
denzel in Training Day,didn't even Playy?- victimless games.
Isn't It A Shame?
..in upstate new york?, i helped those prisoners escape!!
Just kidding-n.s.A. !!
just kidding, "Essay".
write me an essay and i'll have a Less Stressed DAY..
in a couple Days,i get-paid,n i might-even-get Laid.
I'm So Cray :-p you can tell by what i say. and How i say.
hooray. i just put another Thing on this page.
just honing my trade. just exploring the gifts i gave,to myself,and Others gave.
i love the shade. i create opportunities,for other people. n.i love how they think it was because mothers Prayed. !!
there's no Time to "Assess". i've-already lived-another day.

[Mr. J]

The best is underway
I hit like summer days
Living #1 Stunna ways
Iced out chest, iced out grill
Bling Bloaw, iced out steeeeel
I shine like pinky, next Friday
Getting that stinky next Friday
Roll like a slinky, lets ride, yayyyy
awww...shiiiiii I'm onnnn iiiitttt
chrrrrooonnniiicccc shut up dumb bitch
you could text til your thumbs split
Til you fingers fault & become Ritz
basically crumble you dumb shit
Speak vagina all it is is a tongue twist
but you too young so what you gon get?
You gon' get that junk kicked
Yea.

[Pharaohs Army]

uh huh. Now we're Really Rapping. which in turn inspires Audience to be Really Clapping.
Filled With Madness and self-Assuredness,and Talent. i kin tell you right away 2 particular authorsWho-'re-ahead'a-the Curve-in-This.
or maybe i should have said it like This. i can tell you right away two particular authors who are ahead 'v the curve in this.
ever since
i learned to spit,
i try not to dick-ride,
those who Diss Mine.
oh look at That line,
and Then look at this line..
what the hell is stopping me from doing this Six more Times? !
Yo, i peer into the mind of those who kin spit more rhymes.
i advise,
myself that Some are connected en some r just in metric.
as a youngster?- i listened to hendrix.
dylan was a better lyricist but Jimi made the song Better.
i guess-that's-why-i-constantly pester
and obviously occasionally drop a "test verse"
cuz some day i'm gonna strut around[,]like i "been heard".
^how didju Say-that-line-First?

[Pharaohs Army]

Mr. J

Hey J.. This whole week iz ben Cra zay.. well, not particularly.. not2much iz ben atta the ordinar e.. i jus said that because it was a cool rhyme n this site is net cees.. boy... i'm glad someone Else finds this a breeze.. n i can't evin follow tht up with the word "fabreeze"\becuz i already used it on youtube\fer sheez.
Smile for the camera. say cheese... an ennertainer iz all i Ever Rilly Wanted ta Be..
or maybe i should've said it like This: an entertainer. is all i ever. really wanted to be.
Yes i Think That Works For Me; and i surely hope,it works for thee.
i'm truly the worst emcee,that you ever will,Might See.
fuck man. i don' even know where this is going.
basically i just wanted to say wow,i'm not the only one that writes alot.. i usually do it from the same house but some times i do it from a different writing-spot.
yeah.

[Wise Wiggles]

penis slut whore hoe cunt
peanut butter toast crunch
dreamy mother; pho lunch
evenings rumble, after dark
shadow park. This plateau, heart.
I'm a wacko, shark.
Airing your bitch Muff out more than that ass hole lars
lungs covered in tobacco scars
It's a battle though..
ever wonder how you'll go? Will it be all natural?
Will it be admirable? They gonna build a tall statue?
Name planets after you. Galaxy stew
This fantasy loop. This dream...
If you would have told me at sixteen....
in 10 years... would I have lived differently?
all this spent energy trying to forget memories
guess we're all sick, individually
lyrics that leave you Leaning
double drop, see through ceiling
I need cool healing
ba-dee-boo, feel me?

[Pharaohs Army]

(alright)i'm gonna try n save face n keep it lowercase otherwise be(known as)a known disgrace
as a result,
of my poems of haste. when i write?
it's like a candy-shop. but i'm rapping
with a handicap
so i.b. come d fensive like'n alleycat.
,imagine that-
-this site. is Riddled. with legends.
I just post the silliest sessions&still i get better.
a lyrical master. still I perceive the mission as a
high degree of diffi culty ann i,
find the things i did b fore this en it,
isn't even closest- even though you can't read these freakin post-its.

Heh-heh,

if i was jussa-
little bit more me ticulous or
-my-
flow was a little more viscous. i'd
..i mean,
If I was just a little bit more meticulous or my flow was a little more viscous.I'd,
switch-it-up n pivot n give it to my critics. 'n
spit it so much sicker-
a free spirit.
i post 96 percent of my lyrics
on the innernet. so i give away my business-
-this is
analogous to christmas,
cuz i'm gifted

i even had a daydream fantasy about Vulgar Posting my very own Picture
all Mine on the open mic but i'd probly ignore it and jus tell u what my Day was like..
..en i'm arriddy Backta Capitals it's whack&asinine.
still writing on this site. toodles
gotta go,but i might be back,after 9

[Mr. J]

I send souls their casket for acting backwards
get eaten for a mistake, appetizing 'fat' words
I make your skin sizzle because I'm so typical
add pain to the ridicule laugh at belittled you..
that's the fickle truth, 'disappear' like Wizards do
a fork tongue ready for whenever dinners through
Down the lane, dribble through & hit the 2
Pick a hoop, sit & screw over this vicious brew
Bring the halos the wings and the mission too
a side of salsa the mediocrity of ya fitness crew
getting you hyped & pumped..this isn't you
Just dropping in and staying original -_-

[Mr. J]

My basis on hatred is fueled by the idiocy creepin'
like 'face it' their mistaken by the limits we seein'
erasin' the changes & givin' their minutes a reason..
to fall back, call that secondary when the words hit
this is calmbat, all that relaxation suits me perfect
underneath the surface. you worthless as a person
the tearjerkin', the submergin' of your insides hurtin'
I love it & dub it while you mix the translation
got me feelin' Bill Murray in this recycled damnation

[Pharaohs Army]

... i've learned the virtues of ambition. And Patience. can't be waitin' on your next pursuit. you have ta make it.
honey if there's somethin u wanna sayy
Than Say it. my mind. is no longer. a hundred miles an hour-I can Take it.
my emotions. no longer. strip me naked.
Oh-- this is stasis.
i'm gonna get through work tomorrow. i've covered all my bases.
hidden all my aces, stripped away my complacence- just a human Though- chasing elation. my next pursuit could be my,annihilation-- slipping backwards
sick with cancer. back in the dark. and pissed. that i snuffed out my lantern.

[Mr. J]

I'm a voice by choice a noise to avoid
tell your boys I'm void & worst annoyed
Conan Doyle your plots are foiled
skin will boil then get left to spoil..
I enjoyed the toys & the gift of gab
Well oiled mortal coil, mix & match
I'm kicking back feeling coy on roids
my strength immense but I choose to flex
come catch a glimpse of my head & wrist
I can already tell your feelin' this

[CopyPat]

Sipping a coffee cup, word to dead man
Thinking my thoughts and stuff, word to dead man
Murder death camps are my raps to wack posers
It’s back to back homers, just action packed explosions
Imagine Pat Hogan brother tearing my shirt off
With manly ass lyrics while you carry your purse off
Aquarium verse: all the lyrics are pure water
Canadian style with American burst fire
You couldn’t get with any new fly shit unless you married the first pilot
And there was my first try at a punch line or something
Embarrass your verse, giant tough guy. you fronting..

[Mr. J]

Let me bear my fangs, grab my fork, yo buddah
pass the pork, my terror reigns over HAM support
or whatever your radio jam records, New Era safe
Mad Hatter manners whore, basically 'switch position'
I kept the ticker kickin', handin' out Ether mixtures...
witness the barrage of God in the rocket launch
get my Kobe on whenever I decide to throw the pokeball
bangin' soccer mom's while their Mazda's rock..
your like 'homey nahhhh' it's mashed potato in her perogi y'all
salt & pepper, but I'm rolling naughty by nature
I make hobby's off anger, aim at your bucks, Milwaukee's endangered
I make rhymes off impulse imagine if time was a factor
cosigning disaster & raising the bunnies with a desire for laughter
fuzzy wuzzy does he judge me cuz he's ugly?
plus he's jumpy once he punches Pugsly over rugby
nonsense isn't progress in concepts but it's logic
martians in orbit with fresh breath that's the next topic

[Mr. J]

I'm in the cockpit, the kamikazes nauseous..
In his subconscious I know he wants to vomit
Being ill is all he wanted while moving boxes
so obnoxious! FUCK YOU he told his bosses
never counting his losses or lack of responses
suck a sausage..you want a problem?
Suck a sausage..you talkin to prominence
dominant robotics translating the matrix to your monitors
monitoring the Apocalypse and watching roaches acknowledge dick
pondered it in a pond & shit, still waters that run deep
oceans sprung leaks as my tongue creeps where life is unleashed
you dumb freak. you want seeds or the front seat?

[Pharaohs Army]

and yeah. things happened i was high. whatever.
..whatever. it was balmy Weather.
and the speakers are in center. from the "bass,
queen in the mix".
baby Anne-
scratch upthe Disk-
radi-ant-
This what we-mean by crazy jams
outta this world like ali ens
sharpen,my mind,and all my crayons!
i kinsee the future- with all my plans
isn't it grand? jus gotta drummer4the Brand New Band
we come. from all. across. the land
ta rock. the fans.
yeah- in the stands.
yo. and i'm gonna hand.
the mic. to someone else in the band.
man.

[Mr. J]

I was in the backroom playing Pac Man
enjoying the May weather like Pac Man
this the courtesy call, time to pack man!
damage done, another health pack, man..
I switched games for the topics sake
do the Fat Joe, lean back & rock away
you a thinker but just a THOT today
at the marketplace calling soccer plays
tryna trace my thoughts to game..
til' I switch the controller like Solid Snake
I move around like I got obnoxious weight
eat embryo's like I really want to flex
find yourself where flying saucers crept
til' you break the stratosphere with a loss of breath
this that douch material when you not so fresh
why waste lines? obviously I haven't lost it yet.
been bored since I found this wall of text
wait...what?

[Mr. J]

You want to step in my arena I'll maim then clean ya
leaving you fucked over like its my aim to cheat ya
got a nice 12 gauge with stainless features
that will send you off quicker than aimless teachers
let me regain my ether put it in your face to eat ya
I'll be your ghost writer homey just say the word

[Split Eight]

scenic routes. road soda. flashbulb memories.
drench the past in sad serenity, categorically
embatter common sense until the context left
kills our concept of what it meant to wax rhetorically.
let transcendtalism be your guide,
the ash upon your breath captured the autumn's sense,
the dysthymia you workshopped out of your prose,
before learned to bravado and glow
like the coughing vibrato of pollen in throat

[Mr. J]

Yea but....where's that mag at Dr Dog Split Split8

[Pharaohs Army]

to my credit rhyming's always been my method
...it's just2bad the process is a headache

is this my Outlet?
well if That's-the-case-i'm-really-glad-i-Found-it.
because insomnia-- which i have bouts of
and self-doubt-- which i have a lot of!,
look. i can't even finish this sentence- i'm not someone you can count on.

i think god is given me more than my Fair Share, of these allotments.
"oh pharaohs why don't youjuss stop it."

is@buddha done with the TOURNAMENT?\i haven't Heard From him.
just kidding. i know what's going on. I saved a verse fer him.
ya know usually I just "slap it" on the website. but i didn't wanna distract'im from'is text-writing.
..plus it was kinda ridiculous. the middle part hadsome creative rhymes,
but i ended up rambling about the shooter in south-carolina.

Listened to a young white boy rap today.
God. it was drivel
but i must admit?- he knew howta spit it..
i kinda wanna Ask him ta Teach-me-a-little.
i could teach him how to write,how to edit,n how to stump other people with the sleekest'v riddles.

well i suppose this is where i ask for opinions
and then ignore them.
when i was exposedta the witty repartee of jane eyre
i thought it was boring.
how am i supposedta win a poetry contest?-- when it's snowing,i jus' say "it's snowing".

in one of my older verses here it appears i had a flash-back from world war 1
although this statement is true, the main objective was to curl more tongues...
maybe i was on some walt whitman shit. that nigga could rap. talkin' bout hosin' guts outta cockpits. and All that crap.
anyway i Think that was him.

(@everyone)drink your god damn gin
you're no better than anyone.
in this Game there is no such thing as a win
just self-improvement. a social circle.
most mothers would call it an unhealthy "movement".

isn't it funny how i didn't rhyme that stanza properly?
i thought it was funny- because it the beginning- i said the opposite.

on this corny journey i'm Slowly Learning to use periods Properly..
'n dashes for That matter.
think it'll help me Rap better!

oh you think i've Emptied The Tank.huh?!
you have No Idea, Bruh.

okay "serious" fer a second:
i got a good idea
fer a momentous verse.
but as a pharaoh you know i'm cursed.
thinkin' of muddying-it-up&battling myself'till i've had Enough

"it's gonna be great man. it's gonna be great."
"no
it's gonna be Pain."

^that was me battling myself. as if- i had to explain.

well long story short i'll keep you posted on my process.
depending on which direction i Go it's like a function of time
and by That?,
i mean the progress.

i mean. it's like. if i "do me". it might be funny,but it might be sucky.
but if i do the Thing- like involving all the finishing Touches
i couldn't rush it.
and if i Did?
n it worked?- it Would be luckY.
...i guess what i'm saying is i need a rut-to-be stuck in.
because "real shit" gets hijacked
BY That i mean it's tantamount to my MIND-being-on-Crack.
.Fine.
i'm Leaving,but-i'll be Back.

[Pharaohs Army]

daddy was so frugal
he didn' wanna pay for mommy's funeral
let alone gimme some gas money ta drive2er tombstone

and after all my levity
you might think this was a joke
please think of this mistake when you remember me


my shrink couldn't quite relate
to blacking out on shrooms.
i told him "let's snort oxy, get no sleep, drink vitamin c, and then take some right here, in this very room.
shortly thereafter
hadta find another doctor
and had to do it,
fairly Soon. i been a Sucker this june.

you likely already know-i'm the shit. then why em i sitting Here-in-this-room?
i think i should quit.
i lied about self-doubt
it's just finding out what my self's about
and whether i care More-about-my-health?or more about my pot
...i am normal. am i not?

SURE people younger than me on facebook can understand satire.
oh wait. maybe not. maybe THAT^was satire.. &it backfired.

(well.)back to my metaphorical crack lighter.
my 18-month metamorphosis,hasn't exactly been inspiring.
'ts like "On&off","Turn&cough",and every once in a while,practice the rhyming-thing.

[Split Eight]

Yea but....where's that mag at Dr Dog Split Split8

CAUGHT ME

last grad class final is Thursday so shortly thereafter

think it's gonna be bimonthly after this though, activity is still slow & I think it's just because of the summer

[Mr. J]

Its not slow while I'm here. but it is as far as feedback
that's why I kind of quit giving it. better believe that.
Either way good luck on the Final Dr Dog
if you need an interview I'm open to talk to y'all

[Mr. J]

Inquisitive truth, depicted astute, limited & cooped
figures aloof, liquor & juice, so bitter but smooth
a mixture of youth, limber & loose, transmitter diffused
this could get awkward like scissorin' roots..
I know where to shove l's & dig into you...
treat it like you got your knights & bishops confused
King of the world standin' on the tip of the cruise
fuckin' it without any consequence or michelin shoes
just enough to enjoy & a small glimmer of proof

[ribbit]

I'm presenting this hyperbole
I'm digging up the archive still aint find it holy
Yeah its a coffin gotta cement that graveyard
I'm crossin the road its easy the way I watch j walk
And that my slave guard who crosses the road with safety
I could go carribean but I'm still too lazy to finalize ya difficulty
Quite jumpy keep them hands off me
If its too sloppy just wave from the balcony
Call me abandoned might be quite handsome
My daddy wants a grandson but I keep my pants on
Aladdin had jafarr so who gonna upheave my crash site
Its a bad sign the tumor keeps relating tothat landslide
Even when I'm just playing it's as cute as little miss piggy an understatement
Where to end this the road seems dark
I'm no retard but couldn't fix the problem without these deep scars

[sral]

The novelty of a sweetheart.
Chocolates and a cheap card.
You offering her a plea bargain to keep you around.
It's what she wanted. You keep guarded. She thinks you're down
beyond all reasonable doubt, but it's far from the truth.
It comes easy somehow,
You'd expect it to be harder to do.
You play the part that you're used to performing each night.
Target her usual fears. Tell her it's all in her mind.
Before walking on by to meet the next gullible victim
and calling your side chick.

Loves an addition.

[Mr. J]

I'm in the subdivision, locking up punks in prison
delivering bars on the milky way it's fucking Christmas
I use such persistence, nah, they give it up in instants
I'm fuck dependent, like fuck your entrance, fuck your sentence
fuck your message, fuck your endings, I'm fucking kidding
you fucking nitwit, you fucking midgets, I'm fucking flipping
so I'm finger licking, fuck her fucking lip ring it's fucking conflicting
I'm fucking eclipsing over fucking science get fucked in science
tear back your fucking eyelids with fucking nine inch I lol'd but you didn't
and that's what's funny....

[sral]

Whuts funny? Bugs Bunny,
and Doug Funny arguing over drug money.
Sluts love me, i got a Tyrannosaurus dick
and i bump uglies with any random whore or chick.
Slam their jaws with it -
My average thought eclipses
and happens to cause a rift 'til the planets in orbit shift.
I'm manically warped and itching to insuffulagate
blacking out, zorked, and tripping from too much of the flake.
Fucking it i'm straight whiling,
got the bottle to mouth.
stay smiling 'til the bottom falls out - along with my teeth.
I've been... longing for weeks for some of the weed,
there's a rainforest in my head, kiddies. Come up and see.
It's a hundred degrees in Knuckleheads firecrotch,
you unlucky freaks.
Touch your knees and show me why i'm a boss!

[sral]

I'm from the.. land that time had forgot to remember
so.. grab a vine, and come watch as we enter
swinging from the placenta of a dead buffalo
like 'whats your agenda?" as i step from the smoke
quintessentially dope with the keys at the tips
got that effortless flow, my whole demeanor is sick
team of the quickest writers ever seen on the net
we seasoned at this, faggot. you can keep your respect
we dont need it unless you forgot who we are cause shiiiiiitttttttttt....
were weaving a web of words like Charlotte did ahahahaha

[sral]

I got bars to spit, better just run from the slaughter
as they're like an armoured Chimera coming toward ya
if theres blood in the water, I'm Jaws with its teeth out
go for the juggular always then i'm hauling you deep down
to the murkiest depths next to davey Jones' locker
no search party rescue could save this show stopper
i break your bones from the limb, muscle and sinew
take it home as a gift the minute blood has been in view
the fun just continues, i'm a beast as big as Meg
w/ eyes looking to bring you as a feast of bitten flesh
the evilness inherent in my cold eyes as i stare
you'll see it in the end, when you've no time to prepare
i'll fly through the air like Megashark with that 747
one bite and you'll barely survive to mek the call brethren...

[ribbit]

In sensing a hint of irony
I gots to flat out sprint for my money
I gotta bargain with the supplier
Tweaking wagers for something thats popular
I invest on my treatment
And I know its corny but I'm casting a beach tent
So i can continue to spread out my towel
Bbecause this oval office is seeking economic growth approval
The list goes on and on
flows come and go so pursue one and two
I'm advancing in technology..the last topic finite
Readers always dramatize like someone about to shoplift with knives

[sral]

Legends talk wreckless but lose to me often
El as authentic as the most ruthless of bosses
choosing to cross this? i dont play nice dummies
you'll get a cross-stitch to the face like Chucky's
aint life funny? my every fucking breath is legit
i'll make like Bundy and keep ya bitch head in the fridge
steady your lip before you run it too close to me
or have it shredded with scissors on dat Cutting Moments steez
i'm known to keep an axe by the door,
thats why nobody even comes to my flat here no more lol

[ribbit]

I'll blend in with societies criminals at large
I put together charts like college basketball games in march
Call ya tactics clever whatever b
You could be wimbledon ya still ain't gonna serve me like wetherbys
And I'm banking on you follying up
That's why forenzicks down the river bank where ya body got dropped
Yeah I wouldn't startle this guy
And ya rhymes are comic I have to laugh when I marvle his rhymes
Ending it gonna go strong
Wish u all the best like the champ about to say so long

[Wise Wiggles]

Pasteurized the protons. Darling. My doll thing.
the reasons why my aww's gleam
heel click the frost clean out your Oz theme
I draw bridges from a draw string
carve niches in a star scene
were all raw meat worrying about laundry
instead of the heart beats that we're haunting
Gucci suits and spooky boos
This the bird chirp of a Cuckoo flute
the string cheese to your strudel poops

[Mr. J]

get laced for kicks, the usual loop
hits shatter the side, the brutal truth
witness what your a student to
something I use as amusement, true..
but sometimes I abuse it to
choke it until its no longer loose and use
let that shit dig in like a pooper scoop

[Pharaohs Army]

ev-Got the Newest news. you've all improved. thismorning when my alarm went off i kept on hitting.
snooze.
i been atta line a little lately. some times i think i ave the mind of a little baby.
so the rhyming i do[,]is kind of a little crazy.
but I hang In there- i'm a Champ like Bailey.
Daily i look to absorb ThC.. in my lung-lining- hastily!
.. don't Waste n.E. !
...and don't get caught and have to Pay Some Fees.
unless you're in the 4 States- that they made it be.

all Out now- perhaps i should CryMy eyes out now.
..but I Don't Know.
i've got some notes, but-it's a "no-go".
i will really have ta get back on. fah sho'.

[Mr. J]

Echoes of silence overcome my temples, my eyelids...
drip like the ink from the pen, eventual blindness...
I think I'm at the end, but that stepping I'll find it.
send it 5 cents & inflate the fuck outta the prices...
I'm the pie hit, the force of a Jackass hi five skit
I'm boredom, I'm boardin', I'm waitin' on a portion...
debating on importance, forming a reinforcement
literary swords smith in the dungeon of the cerebral cortex
i spit in the vortex as it hits you at 4 dimensions
I'm at the door with henchmen, 5 elves, 7 dwarves make entrance
I don't know what else to say...the warm ups ended...

[ribbit]

I'm devestating
Nate Dogg and warren g must b regulating
There ain't no excuses
Everthing I do amuses
I'm not perpetrating
My lines like independance y'all be celebrating
Take a breath
Its time to bake the bread reclaim that depth
Its my personal belief
No vocal tone chief keep collosal relief
My writing is pinnacle
Each binge rattles I'll have dying from west nile
Not practicle
Its a sabbaticle
Keep my relativity
Einstein redeems his activity
I've forgotten how
This devotion found a cotton shroud
I'm beyond his greatest expectations
Like Jane Eyre this a best selling arrangement
Take two and pass
Arrange flows in cash
Blaze dope and hash
In consideration
My liver patient its a rivers flagrance

[Mr. J]

I trained the strain to change
made the base by saving grace
I'm...
Amazing, thanks! Blaze a page
Embrace the flame
it really is a change of pace
Pride bottled while the case is made
More twist than fate embraced
get to the point til the blade will break
put your heart in a vacant place
then make it change its shape

[sral]

Razor blades and lines of coke helped shape the way my mind was blown.
I'd shave an eighth.
Shy the load.
Break the base up, fry your nose.
White as snow but not as pure.
They'd buy in loads and wanted more.
The finest coke we'd got in store.

[Mr. J]

I let my showcase hog the floor while the thoughts ignored
inhale the toxic spore, lock the door
Let the heat reign like a tropic storm
attack you bitches at the hottest source
take a slice of the pie, the thought will form
The heir will slip & get gnawed ..
Iron sword

[CopyPat]

Fire stokin, hot to scorch. My rhymes are molten lava form. Lines are golden, top the board. Your style is low on awesome.. snore. Supply is slow for proper molded rhymes, your flow’s on life support. My style’s a whole a concoction sorta vile and mostly rotten. Hoards of grimy old forgotten corpses winding through my haunted verses. I’m blinding through your optic cortex. Climb into your logic snort a line and do a mind distortion. I’m flying through with flying colors. Your rhymes are too confined, conformist. My style is huge, a wide performance. Your style is cute and tiny, Novice… I Supply the booth with surprise anomalies and spit violent loops of rhyme atrocities. The tiger tooth bite philosophy like lions do with high ferocity. CAUSE RAPPERS GET ATE. Dined and chewed like fine gastronomy, when I handle this plate you guys are food and I’m the jaw that feeds. Word to my momma, I’m outta my lima bean. You don’t wanna see what this honkey mean, get some gonorrhea. And a nauseous feeling, catch the hottest fever. Catch an honest beating when you tangle with the boss of lyrics. Drop repulsive music, I’m a compulsive human. And I’m compelled to send to hell all of you shoddy losers. The fuckin shotty shooter. The fuckin party pooper. You duckin cars, my Ruger bust apart consumers. Put a damper on your mood like if you watchin news clips. And then you watch my uz clips. And then I watch the ooze drip. The fuckin boss of cool shit. Fuck Bronson music. The only one with action is the CopyPoo biissssssshhhh

[Pharaohs Army]

this beat isn't a high
but it makes me feel alive- i'm having problems as an artist
but at least i always try
what's the problum?- i can solve it
..and If i cannot solve it?- have the moderator called in
the operation's stalled- n it happens always\often.
and other rappers soft n
n yada yada yada i'm the best&all that nonsense.
maybe if i invested in my projects i'd see progress.
maybe when i wake up someday i'll rap like fucking onyx.
maybe i'll scrub my Prose..
Clean it Up with Comet- i don't even wanna profit
cuz maybe something's there. even though i fucking lost it.

i jus need some rope- ta tie tagether- all my tropes
and one can only hope.
to escape VictimHood.
..i look towards robin hood but 'e told me i was not very good..

victim of my One liners- they never run outof mileage
they always keep me smiling- but a song is not inside them
a bong is quite inspiring- but it burns me- and it's fiery.
i've learnedthings in the "Limegreen"
it hurts me that i'm grimy.
...maybe i can change. but still, here?, my main concern, is my game.. so i wait.

[Mr. J]

Got my pen in hand, I'm kidding I'm in the chemists lab, making a feminist laugh over your feminine ass, if they send a jab I put a end to that, push em' over the edge where the ledge ends at, you'll hear a big bang, your spectrum collapsed, so until I jest the fact, how you add em' family? where's Uncle Fester at? I'm bendin' back til' my tendons snaps & my legs elapse to extend your grasp...while you scramble over cliff notes looking for bridge quotes, that's it though, I'm at your chest, Kali Maaaa, treatin' your heart like a game of volleyball & that's the folly y'all, I'll end the route & put the gun to my head...temple of doom, I resemble a noose while I weave the end into loops, extend the use, project a muse to affectionate use, then reduce sentimental value, as it cycles in I just peddle through, the joy resembles youth, a mind without proper mental use, & I was just being gentle to...

[Mr. J]

the confidence of consequence & common sense
an alarmin' threat, bombin' heads, see the smoke?
watch it spread, stalk the breath to the coffin bed
jargon stressed, a walker's end, keep the roll...
the fondness left, model depth from bobble-heads
cautioned steps are not impressed, defeats the goal
augment death with a awkward set of improper bets
rot the flesh with a shot instead & seize control
offered best before the thought connects, call it fresh
peep the hole as it deepens though, polished head

[Mr. J]

matrimony, pass the chrome heat, clap your homey
blastin' low heat, caption those knees, what's happenin' pony
riiiiide out, the barrels sliiiiide out, is this what they rhyme bout?
you can find out my clout will ice down when your sides out
but right now...this just a warm up, no J Cole
this isn't work, especially with no payload
in your X box, no angels & no haaaaaloooooo's
a crazed soul who don't take no as an answer..
if you say so, I'm giddy & I'm playful...
I haven't taken a moment to correct the game..
YO! this session is over, obsession & closure
depression & Oprah, with a collection of rollers
another burned thought thanks for the perm job
hanging out the window as we start to swerve off

[ribbit]

So u a killah?
Keep reminding me of a farce either way it ain't no guerilla
I'm something tight ur not u a fresh dyke
U picking up girls pff they all like maybe next time
And this a text site ur repulsive
I'm loading programs ur uncle spit a full clip but it didn't have bullets
Ya a hick n please get this whore help
U joined a crew just to insure you'd receive more reps
Guessing game?
Not when your terrible and ya text is lame
Want more? I rattle dicks like u
He like I felt this attraction just didn't want to picture u
I'm laughing so hard this retard
You really outrageous now..cuz everyone knows ur chances fat before ya even start

[Mr. J]

Boredom is the source of torture
Hi, I'm QwarterZ this is the quota
you'll end up iced on a coaster
I'm itchy, you scratchy, you over
I'm Atlas if you act any bolder..
still itchy, hand sittin' by the holster
jumpy dog? over here you'll be red rover
james bond with a decoder
broke down the system. start over.
you write tight? no bruh..
road kill, your sentences run over
so obvious, the bars are a closer
compete with ether & PETA
your pen hot, I've got the fever
Excalibur, machete, meat cleaver
King......Killer.....Beef eater...

[ribbit]

Rhymes that leave the competition flaberghasted
So much to add these posts needed to provide attachments
Gone pummel the weaklings
don to the evening with hundreds following along to this reading
Gotta pursue truth
An assassination yo im a wanted murderer like jon wilksBoothe
Nah just kidding
But my pen moves like a trunk its full of shit that's missing

[Pharaohs Army]

i'm a Rabble-Rouser. i Gather Thousands. Around the Township.
i founded It. The Town,that-is
and now the Planes are Ground in it. from rhetoric
i said what I,was Said to spit.
and Then The Town-
was On The Riot- List

[Wise Wiggles]

Such a violent twist,
Russian roulette. A crunchy suplex
above this cumfy crew neck
I always love my moods wrecked
fuck it, was nothing anyway
You're just a fucking penny slave
save for millenias
Gracefully kill any ya's
this skeleton workshop, viseral merchants
wheres your medicinal purpose?
lol thats a lie, whiter than winter's snow curtain
stuck in unhinging- witness soul bursting
A stupered soldier's supernova in this movement stroller
cute as cobras, oozing formulas in my amusement coma
I ain't setting my drink on one of your stupid coasters bitch

[Mr. J]

keep the supplements & subtle shit
it's a blood bath with a Mr Bubbles kit
rumble with the twin towers rubble hit
at the foundation where the trouble is
cyclone tunnel vision, get wrapped in..
cuddle it, I'm on my Riff Raff spin
Pitty Pat sin with kitty cat limb

[UnbornBuddha]

Call me emperor of the world
Bow, and bring me my pearls
Venerate me, or I'll cast my wrath
A punishment so severe,
You'll collapse from madness
While, I laugh in the darkness. lol...

[Pharaohs Army]

dj premiere. he's probly gotta be in that top 5. if you don' think so. i donno why- you 're alive.

what Else can the alchemist Help you with. ?

what else. can the al chemist?-
-help you with? !

i've found some good vinyl u can Dig Up-
they've collected dust.
i've collected hearts. of people. who wanted to mess with us. apparently
they didn't get. what the message was.

i dove deep into a short story.
master i Know you like these pearls- i found them in a short story.
at the bottom?-
of an ocean flooring.
Live a nightMare-
but it's only morning!

grab your egg mc muffin.
caloric Armies- For Carotid Arteries.
it's all we eat,
it's all we need.

[ribbit]

No virus you catching the chills
I'm foreman but george heating up the grill
You be a space cadet
One of those I ain't playing since u ain't buy my cassette
Aggravated pussy
Is this cat a phony member or is it just me
I got ya head over heels
You come for dinner but can't stay for the feast
My lager full of yeast
Lack any meaning I can't interpret ya dreams
My shit is not weak
U wanted a shot ended up trying to block me
Funny honey
But its a lack of paper that got your nose runny
Okay dun keep it real
The wheels spinning u just got a bad deal
Wait for this faggot to speak
U know his telescope can't even exacerbate a peak

[Mr. J]

Bitter taste that came and hit her face
A fitting place to mark them titties mate
a silly tape I would play for kiddies (yay!)
gimme weight I turn it into Jenny Craig
you don't get a line so don't force the thought
I'm bagging birds quicker than foster farm
toss the arm & cross the lawn then launch a bomb
fucking ayy. what type of dust y'all on?

[ribbit]

No regrets
I'm a riff forgot the fret
I got dope mixes and flows
You a house about to get foreclosed
Gotta a beatvand start rhyming
You short the way that life is
Where's my metafore
Its hiddin underneath my pores
Gotta have reason not no excuse
I'm lighting the fuse got no truce
Finally hitting the credits up
Go loafs of bread still ain't find no dough
And guess what? U suck
So even that last bar ended abrupt
Swim in loot like scrooge McDuck
You a hockey fan cuz ya rhymes full of puck
Addicted like drugs
Gotta mean mug? Still wanna try your luck

[Mr. J]

Duck duck duck duck GOOSE
It ain't a game its what happens when I untuck tools
you butt fuck dudes
while I upchuck truth
bring the iron to your putt putt goof
we cartoon laugh at you like 'yuk yuk'
POOF
The sound of a stuck up boob
who sucks up through
a straw
I'm raw
bring the nunchuckas too
make anyone's style feel stupid
I can be a dumb fuck too

[ribbit]

Fuck is this
U getting dismissed quick
But ain't neslee so u ain't no chocalote milk
My threads are made of silk
Can't get a grip
Be careful aye u already got ya tooth chipped
Throwing tantrums
No wonder ya rap slump like Forrest gump
Get ya posts bumped
Only way u inflate is when u getting jumped
I'll glue u to a perching pigeon
Oh you lisa or u just a simpson
Funny fuck talking duck duck
I be making roadkill of your ass u a dumb fuck
Got ya giving me blank stares
Still can't sit still got you babysitting like au pares

[Mr. J]

You in the wrong spot
you want to diss daddy thats a loooooooong shot
more lines than your head crammed
you dont want to rhyme...
You want to battle balls on a web cam

[Mr. J]

This is MY cypher, where rhymers are liars
they don't want to write, they want to step into the fire
play man on a wire cause they ain't fell yet
get rhymes mixed up what you typing with? Spell check
better leave this place and get an actual job
and hop that froggy ass back to the pond

[ribbit]

You got no plays
I'll be killing u but still lost like a maze
I'm breaking u down quick
How u spit two posts next to each other must have a glitch
Yeah I was trip u were qwarterz
Still ain't get on my nerves got u backing out first
Every shot I'm improving
You get shot on purpose like feedback you copy and paste ya verses
Shit he's in a deadlock now
Went for glory ended up on the sour route

[Mr. J]

lost like a maze? you must be 10, so this will be a quickie
I'll be on top of this quicker than you can get a post stickied
which is ironic cause isn't that how frog feet are?
I can't tell if it's natural or if it's from every writer you beat off
see dog, I don't need to go any further, you in the wrrrrrong section
you far from freshness, why don't you go build your ant farm collection
leave the cypher to people who know what it meeeeans
you boring me, & taking up space for real rhymes, geeeeeeeeeeeez
I guess you don't know how to differentiate cyphers
& that's funny because you can't read rules niiiiiiiiiither
neither, neater, cleaner, I'm obscene with my demeanor
don't you have votes to put in? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HEEEEEEERE

[Mr. J]

this section is mine, I don't need to rhyme, I don't need to make sense, I don't need time, I don't need green, I don't need lime, I don't need lemons, I don't need dimes, I paint shit gold til' hatred shows, you mistaken though, you don't want to fuck with Satan yo, I take the cake, I take the bowl, I take a hit, then make it glow, I make you shine, I make you known, I bring you up, I take you home, I wrap you up, I make you roll, put the heater to your dome, wrap hemp & put weed to your throat, as I'm seizin' the rope, launch you from a window & see you elope, I don't need another second, I could go without repercussion, you'd prolly use any one of my lines to get a by in the NBL, you fish in a barrel sunk in the ground, idiot you know this isn't ending well

[Mr. J]

I do this papi, while your girl rub coochie on me
while I'm gettin' blown listenin' to Oochie Wally
I'm all power, you softer than all purpose flour
you couldn't step to this without puffin' up with a heater
wowzer, I could keep going but why turn you to a believer?
go jump in a chat room & battle rap someone your age
...........silly

[Mr. J]

Come through with the wild style I'm wild now
watch your crew file out, your volume dialed down
I'm smiling now, part of the wilderness, wild child
I key quicker than anyone cares to see or write 'bout
don't get it confused, abuse crews or drop a deuce
turn your rhyme book to an abscess I'm pop'n through
later, latter, ladder...I batter a bladder as it acts badder
deep fry a rapper, scit scatter jibber jabber
doesn't matter what I aim to do, I do it for laughter
you do it because you feel like it's all that matters
I'm sadder than Saturn with all these bitches lookin' after..
the ring.....sing sing...bring bring your crew ling ling...

[Mr. J]

I ride flow, nice yo, what you tryna write though
keep insurance close, its gonna cave man, call Geico
murder Michael, while dressing up like a Psycho
off the top, Randy Savage, Kruegar with knives though
keys, I like those, sniff a few lines as I write those
12 at the top, no matter what your time shows
call a gun red velvet the way it keeps the side close
side closed? side close...man fuck it this is all boredom
dudes really take this shit serious & I'm clappin' all for em'
all forums, but stick to one, so where them bitches cuz
this could turn to a gang war after they done spittin' blood
catch that shit on camera when they bring the set through
that's just another act that I put up & then step too
no one wants to see me warm up & get caught be real flow
for real doe, they rather act dramatic like Steve Wilkos

[Mr. J]

rhymes galore, what you need timing for?
it's just more of your mind I'd explore
searching for answers..
but you the type that I'd ignore
I'll leave your future laying on the psychics floor
I knew you wouldn't write...ya whore

[Pharaohs Army]

to my Core.i've Poured everything into-this-effort. isn't it special?
...it's a little bit embezzled. product-
of my white collar,criminal intentions.
i Hack 20 million..

and act like nothing happened.
they put all their hens. in one basket..

the line is Blurred,my Friend- no"State Actors".
the training manual? doesn't exist. but if it did, it'd be outdated, &like 58 chapters.

[ribbit]

Yo mr. J post again dog
The thread activity still isn't clogged
And pharoah
Your lines so straight ya should rename yaself arrow
Both y'all narrow minded
So if the two of u put ya heads together still wouldnt no one find ya shit enlightening
And this the om cypher thread
So there's no battle just a reply instead
You waiting for some talent
But you two the pick of the bunch so what more to expect well it won't be a threat
I'm outback in the shed
Ya cuz im cleaning the yard..while you like NY one yard and you'll jet
Id love to spend my time whooping your ass
But ive got such a busy schedule that I'm leaving j and pharoah could call me rash
And start to itch and scratch
The claws on my back like I was a pool and this a splash

[Mr. J]

Them bars trash cuz
I wouldn't fuck with em if my dick was wrapped up
Days to write that stuff!?!
You recycle my throwaway verses playing catch up
relish in that chump..
you wack bruh, I'll dice your onion & spray your insides out. ..
like underused ketchup

heh.

[ribbit]

U the one to talk
Like u surprising but you not. Not even a bit of shock
I got punchlines that will beckon
The only beck you got is from drinking that lager you peasant
I'm rhyming bars and lines
You aint a rapper so that last bar doesn't apply to your shine
Keep the voters guessing
They bout as confused asbur sex life is
I got this cypher in the bag
U just pissed cuz I used one a ya concepts I picked outta the trash

[Mr. J]

same thing, same thing, same thing....
that's you...same thing, same thing, that ain't sting...
same thing, same thing, same thing....
if I was trying you'd know, but why try? same thing!

[ribbit]

Wow that was impressive
the crowds on your side? Only cuz this riots getting too expensive
I'm having trouble competing
You a quick aquantance I introduce you to my legion
Your a hard back novel
Since you tackle your demons...by watching football
I got more but ill leave it at that
I could dismantle ya ski but that would mean ur even able to rap

[Mr. J]

Since your plotting your verse tryna make rhymes match
I'll bring it to where I lay most of my rhymes at...
this is OT, that time & a half workload on a time lapse
mind wrap, turbans & nooses, a pair of reeeeeeeeeeally tight clamps
Joe Pesci, no stressy, X pills, rough riders, & nooooo belly
fat bastard, rap faster, act after, my feet are soooooo smelly
when I step on your rhymes is the only time I'm feelin' that shit
this is boredom off the hinges, syringes, benches & shoeboxes
sit your ass down and try this on for size before I 2pac this...

[Pharaohs Army]

fuck karma and peace; i'm armed to the teeth.
with lyricals, you wouldn't believe.
hope yer not sick'a me yet\it's hard to leave.
i'm glad you're not used to my style- jus try to breath.
i cypher. With,
or without Trees. u write really Nice,but it's about Beats.

[Pharaohs Army]

@Mr J (lol @ joe pesci no stressy)

yo i'm just guessing but that was pretty messy when you referenced Pesci.
also, if you're on ecstasy
don't be afraid to grab a pepsi...
hydration is important;
i'm making sure you Know-this.
and if you arridy Know it,
maybe someone who doesn't know it
..Noticed. my feet smell like a lotus; it was Easy i used lotion.

[Pharaohs Army]

UnbornBuddha

True Insomniac. you can look up "my blues",in an almanac. i'm sure yer inta alla that. unlike me,i'm just a dumb jock who's also a "mallrat".

now Fall Back,before i start battling you &u get all Sad.
here's my nightlife: i went to youtube. and then ta Netcees.
oh you too?
i see.
please.
i'm not even funny. even faking depression and self-deprecation
is not even funny.
i've been getting less hours at work? so i have less money.
can i sign up, for your health care?
or maybe your Wealth Share.
enrich me with tales
of buddha and jesus..
i so want-to-believe them.

who am i?,behind this computer.
a really smart guy,who's mind has been neutered.
see. that verb doesn't make sense, and i still tried to use it.
that's what i get, for making the stupidest music. and being the stupidest loser.
occasionally i'm lucid:
a few Times,since you knew me.
this verse is going platinum
please don't use it. you would ruin it. you'd make it "two-bit".
that'd be foolish.
you don'wanna do it.
you would rue it.
i'm just joking, so i'll cool it.

[ribbit]

I wonder why they call u bitch
Maybe cuz ya always cringing like ya got sand on ya clit
Ain't need to be a coward er nerd to get laced
Cuz ill call you out and when u ready go on and suck in ya face
Fuck this preppy hoe
How u still tripping when u ain't got no dough catch you by the toe
Ya flow is garbage
Picking at ya like some parsnip
Nothing to bargain with
Just take this L cuz u ain't margerine
Sloppy verse and u still call it ya best
That's why I'm dope and u spent ya last dollar on some dirty seductress

[Mr. J]

You a sweet guy tryna sneak by with these lines
I see why you cypher, you weak right...
Ya see, I'm neat like I washed my hands three times
let's rewind each line you seem to be appeased by
sheesh! right? I wouldn't put feet on em to recline

[Wise Wiggles]

Wanna be kind and rewind the treeline
wanna carry the miles
man this mask molds to face, it gets Jim Carrey to smile
this just my heart, it's barely a style
wanna bury the house, tearing down these varying clouds
stare at the sun. learn to cherish the fun & hit the bear in the lung
another beer please, you see I'm scared of the plunge
wearing a dunce, wondering what a spirit becomes
wanna be whole again, that dreary miracle numb

[Pharaohs Army]

in the spirit-ual realm
there might be no spirits. and no hell.
oh well. maybe i'm wrong but only alleged,heavens,know.
in the physical world we all grow. and try to find out things we don't know
human nature is a funny thing: just like mother nature you never know,
what will bring, of a daily Time Flow. what is time?
is it something that you can scientifically un-rewind and rewind?
i don't think so. but that's the best educated guess on my mind.
next time. i'll find the time to come here and supply the kind of writing[,]i wanted to supply.
it was gonna be like a lotta verses and vowel sounds. but i Found Out sometimes the cypher is more Fun if you start with the first kinda other sounds, and then it's like,
from there you just expound.
i donno maybe the first part of this. is the 2nd closest i can come to poetry.
but it was just wingin it. but ihave ta finish it.
cuz a relative, was involved in some sorta accident no lie. physically Ok(thk god) but property and other's injuries- may be possible.

[Wise Wiggles]

All these small things turn into crazy obstacles
pissing off the bacon with broccoli
you ain't sorry, your words negate the apology
Ancient jumanji genes..lay in some farmer's wheat
on Shrooms, now you're in an alien saucer thing
skeleton verse. welcome to earth, where we make the imposters king
I live on the west coast, portland
on the news, they saying earth quake- death toll enormous
waves gonna fucking level the Forrest
Should I start packing? It's over due on the schedule for it
nah, looking at flowers, acid. These petals are gorgeous

[Pharaohs Army]

All these small things turn into crazy obstacles
pissing off the bacon with broccoli
you ain't sorry, your words negate the apology
Ancient jumanji genes..lay in some farmer's wheat
on Shrooms, now you're in an alien saucer thing
skeleton verse. welcome to earth, where we make the imposters king
I live on the west coast, portland
on the news, they saying earth quake- death toll enormous
waves gonna fucking level the Forrest
Should I start packing? It's over due on the schedule for it
nah, looking at flowers, acid. These petals are gorgeous



i like the reds- better than(the)oranges.
must Be, from natural sources
including an alien warship,that i worship
i never liked salem's
-the cigarette that is
but i like the left coast itinerary.. and reputation..
they understand what it's like, to not wanna be a backward nation.
"Portlandia" is outlandish though. i've seen it, and it's decent, but some people probly couldn't stand it though
it's dry and funny i'm not Trying to say it represents. miles of country.
ya know? i needta hit the ground running. 100 miles &running.
flat-out gunning.
flat out rapping. and fronting. but.
understand what i must bring.
..i talked of Oranges earlier. i'd rather-have onion rings
Side Of Broccoli, and bacon.- Whatever-It Costed me.

[brokenhal0]

scorpion seed brought speed to slow wave audible greed
stimulating and prideful create no pain is a mindful
the murderers bible the american dream alter meanings
dusty roads rosary beads the mantis pray eatin brains
portrait piece of a altered beast simile speed delay steam
the cray...fish creme'brulay a brick to flip to the tainted
dont keep your people faded or fade out the world
once you're aligned with creation
plus one mind creating out of desperation....
i kept you waiting till the time was right mind is bright
the fireflys died illuminating the dark fumigating your heart
it plays apart in a bigger theme cerebral feeble minded characters
talking like im bout to die word is I ..but im silent like a shark
with a watchful eye...truth tricked a tick on a flea
only to find that all lies were a curse the universe might stick unto me....

[Pharaohs Army]

Yo I have a problem with Marijuana- I dare say it's obvious.
I know I should get another hobby but I like being a "high hobbyist"!
Despite the drawbacks- I'm fond of it.
I get some. And then I smoke All of it...
Why don't you ever let me Down "mary"?
Then Maybe I could put you down.
I like it All\except the soot for lungs.
When exactly is this "to-Do" list from?
Damn it. I think we're measuring in months.
But smell it; it's "skunk".
How else does one have fun?
Allow me1last blunt,or allow me1last bong,
until it's almost gone- I'm too sober for this song(but feel free to sing along).

[ribbit]

I'm practicing with my homies
You gotta provide proof but ya shit split and bloody
I'm starting to get the hang of this
You brass off like some knuckles I'm banging fists
What difference does it make
I flood the gates u just a bum homeless fake
Can't defer the message
Its obvious you apply strength to ya appendix
Keep thinking u the abacus of text
I'll be a fist in you like bitches crashing from sex
Deck u for thinking my style in disguise
Try not to imply you finding your life on the line
Swagger string quartet
You been around so long ur life online like a planet in orbit
Bitch you can raise the steaks
But I'll be the back beat while ya spine just breaks
Fucking deal wit ya emotion
I got it on clearance you just half off on breast reduction

[Mr. J]

Motionless oceans is my sense of humor
I sense a tumor full of stress & lure
allure is pure but the water is not
it boils the skin its hotter than hot
I turn the tides and then burst in rhyme
Sirens curse my life that's word to Christ
bible verse that tried to work on sticky green
Age; 53 looking like a sickly teen

[Pharaohs Army]

i Quickly Lean, in my Car, until the Cops start chasin' me,then i quickly flee.
quit that scene. Before it Becomes more of a crime scene.
i rhyme clean
but i don't-always do that. with my rhyme schemes.
sometimes we, at netcees, get a little too good. for our own steez.
repeat end-rhymes are a turn-off,well some-times that depends on the length of the piece

[Wise Wiggles]

You want to throw a plank in her yeast
deranged is the least of my worries
knife-words, let these ones sink in a hurry
oh my my my, I ..once dreamed a mcflurry
you can ski down. Stupid freestyle
crushed you to bits but only illusions leak out
Cuckoo as shit, medicating in a Buddhist tree house
voodoo, deep smile.. faker than ever
crucify devotion, raising forever
fresh out the oven bout to play in the melter
it's crazy, the effort.. in making a memory
yal made satan an emporor. Now humans changing weather
Why think rational? Insane is just better
bleed fashion, wear this pain as a sweater
this shit is dangerous, never dangle with angels in lecture
your brains'll just plethora
acting like you draw, no trace like it's dexter
take gold, leave paper; label it chedder
but all our halos are severed from that angle and pressure

[ribbit]

My flows are dope my rhymes excellent
I'm the afterlife way I got ya selling me sex
Call me pimp. No need to switch it up.
Kicked in the nuts. Put a brick by in your mug.
Gotta rhyme these bars hard as alcatraz
Ill have you redirect ya way through melancholy irratics
This s cypher stickied in the open mic forum
you think thid place matters? When some battles worth 20,000 dollars
But I haven't checked on the om's so I don't know much
been risking my life like ivory dealers making money on elephant trunks
There's got to be a window of opportunity
When you washing and drying only time ya cycle working properly
I'm putting some effort in like recording a rap effrortess
Something you've yet to accomplish like getting upset with death
I'm still flowing nonstop got emcees predicting the premisis
I got all the bases covered you just hanging on by a thread
Not picking on anyone specifically but better listen up or end up in an obituary
I don't think you realise why ya ttext stinks. Death sed u been digging up remains in the cemetery
Could've done better my rhymes like the bone collector
You got people advising you but still ain't learn shit from its mentor
Grab the pen and keep this thread thriving retrieve replies
I'm dying to meet your demise like transformers more than meets the eye

[Mr. J]

more like the blind leads the blind
I'm increasin' time this weed got me screamin' like...
screamin' like...screamin' like...
when Tarzan meet's the vine, it must be pizza time
I got a Ninja Turtle that I call Flibert
let the wheel jerk, close encounter word to Spielsberg
knock you a few yards down like your realtor
spike the cost of living when your plots on real dirt
what's a meal worth when they at my door on wheels
I hit the floor for real...feeling like a Flintstone
weapon waist & a pig nose, get stretched like a Limo
ya stupid bimbo don't you touch a pimp's clothes
if they coming for us call me Uncle Jimbo I'm sick yo!

[ribbit]

My raps got you dropping post haste
Brushing ya teeth but choke on the toothpaste
Ya death mundane you been to the archives recently
But you be harsh with words thought rap was friendly
U must be a lamp no wonder u want me to pet you gently
I gotta be realistic ya time coming soon
Couldn't imply justice since dunce you coon
I'm gonna split the rabbits trail
Have u searching for skill like u was looking for the holy grail
I'm typing and recording the derivative
I've conquered the landscape the setting for ya pinnacle meridian
I split the world up with the equator
U still trying to make a dent in this like heartbreaker

[UnbornBuddha]

Sunshine go away,
The moon and I don't want to part ways.
When I have those horrid sharp heart pains,
Staring at its surface alleviates the arm aches
That are a result of gripping hard my breast plate
It's interesting to see that it is in a far away plane
Way beyond us, in a dark state that illuminates earth's space.
I am an avid admirer of the star's flames;
Its mystery enlivened the neurons in my scarred brain.
Each day its light wanes, going through phases
Until the angina spikes, due to stasis.
My mind delights when our lives allign
It gives meaning to this cycle of life derived from time.
I am a fool for falling in love with a moon goddess
But, the heart knows what it wants to pocket
Into its chambers,
That use to allow only the hottest prostitite's carnage.
I'm a dreamer; I want a seat where the gods sit
So I can fulfill all of my barren promises.
I'm not scared to be honest,
This artform allows me to share all my process
Of thinking, until I myself am impaired & thoughtless.
Not a spot remains, void of even arid concepts
Yet, for some reason the nightmare is constant;
These subatomic feelings that pair off often,
Quantum nonsense with a seemingly random onset.
Even hidden in our convents our own shadow haunts us
The beautiful flowers blossom demonic pedals.
I'm at the bottom of this chronic hellhole
But, I'm determined to con myself out of this death slope.
I've given my whole to parasite like prophets
Who took advantage that I was seeking solace.
From my mistakes,
I've learned what to feed my conscious
So I can become the being that I SEE as flawless.

[ribbit]

I've got no idea what I'm supporting
Do I find the ends meet or is freedom deporting
I'm in dreary pools of deli***y
Couldn't retell my story filled the end with prophecy
I'm engaging and stray from the credence.
I fell in the deep end. It's dismantled my liscence
I've got plenty of sadistic humor.
and serve jingles with a side of carnivore.
My body sweating from the pores.
The best dinner ware that money can afford.
pull a blade like a sword. Guessing my predicament.
The fiddle is a warm blend of eloquent tolerance.
its redeeming my melody. Treatment for amnesty.
My agony won't supercede the agreement in totality.
Some jargon for those gifted with tongue and cheek.
up heave the outcome. Which is a prolonged defeat

[Mr. J]

If it's back to basics then they act evasive
I'd ask replacements if they match the statement
in fact I'd say 'it's just too wack to replace it'
too jacked off spaceships to retract our placement
sacrilege, the fakest of the irrational, save it
I'm packing the same shit trench jackets embrace..
it's enough to give you Michael Jackson faces
you bad, I'm bad, we are over-saturated, face it
I'm back in the basement, knick knacks & braces
a nice little revolver with no kick back just hate shit
a murderer, server or another insane curvature
I'm nervous sir, damn right you should be...
a bag full of goodies, light beer with a woody
the light year it took me to get right here, pushy
pussy...get your kit kat wig clapped broken off...
dig that...mismatch this act with the polar opposite
shift back and looky..I came here to boogie wussy

[Wise Wiggles]

I'll eat your mother's pussy-cookie, cooking cockrings
in her laundry folders, zombie odor extravagant
massaging cobra dialysis, diamond duality island
dude savaged enlightenment, zoom past your tragedy twice
accidents. why man? More active than lightening
my only DOOR shattered, I'm silent
just simply missing your laughter excitement
How you cope after the death of a life span?
a whole entire empire inside an iris. Soul lurking
chosen purpose, sick of shit-sitting stoned with serpentine
dweller hide out, stellar cellar find bomb Marijuana swampacology
Level up, festival transforma, shishkabob god obscene. Opera swing, cocky peen
zaa poppy seed, bar trancer. Chop the antlers, I spend a lot for cancer
my other s3lf and I communicate in snore banter
fine, dandy lion, candy fountain & zanny hydrant
float and slide, hold your eyes close to sky
trying to engulf this filthy beat and ghost the vibe

[Pastor Troy]

Not many cats here can rap fine
Man only pussy u gettin comes from a Maine coon bloodline

[Pastor Troy]

Not many cats here can rap fine
Man only pussy u gettin comes from a Maine coon bloodline

[2tripple0]

I'm disgusted by my talent. It's got a mean manor...
It's promiscuis. Sleeping with inebriates. My beauty slander.
It's racist and cunning. How could you find me trustworthy.
This cypher ain't creative it's starting to amuse its mockery.
I've displaced the very thought of this lobby.
Call misanthropy except you leaving evidence in property.
I'm enthralled. This season until the fall. Smoke rises.
Flow licence call me a cricket match it's something that compromises.
Sorry me and grammar don't always get along. But I ain't spell it wrong.
heaven bound. Took enough hits in between we a stellar pond.
I'm cheating. Find my hypothesis.
You the type to enrich. Don't divide up that clip. I might not need to remind you of this.

...dead

[Vulgar]

Push cars into swell pits where hell's mist expels bits
Pashtun or Welsh prince? Ask one and tell him
The black sun is Yeltsin, schnapps, rum, and red gin
Collapsed sons get belted, dad's heart is Celsius
The match sparks a Celtic asphalt electric
Mass faulty bench bricks make lemurs bend wrists
Samsung himself hymns in the city of noise
without a cellphone carrier to give him a piggyback hoist
Sunflower oil in the watery gene pool, petroleum splurged
Solar flare Stromboli is served -
Freedom fries obliterated before Sarkozy's last term
Roni-rized Hubble station
Oculus rifts and Sega Dreamcast consoles
The silky interstellar roads and transitory seaglass Mongols
Fiat cosmos, quantitatively easing our aggression to search
Assault with a deadly weapon - descending to Earth
Land in the Indus and pepper the fertile crescent with sperm
The ledger's grim terms:
Accept the scepter or your appendages burn
Upended, adjourned!

[Flow]

Seriously, I'm like a legion of evil heathens screaming twisted feelings
Deliriously peeling skin from dusk to evening til my soul is bleeding
Kneeling in the dirt, healing hurt by dealing in deceitful words
Worse still my deceit works, though I don't speak I'm still heard
Blurred angel, cus devils, they fall from the sky....
Heard angels, are devils, they fall first then they die

[2tripple0]

Yo I'm providing this text with this dope to add to the collection
So when you flowing with cats online it'd be wise to make a connection
So since you so convinced that I've directed for you within your text
I hope u obey and true to the style since I'm likely to provide a memory that your quick to forget
so if you think it'd important I'm like where did we go wrong
Since I provide values for this comical version doesn't wish to prolong
So I invite you to my mansion and see what we find stranded behind my concepts
It's like getting respect the way you so outlandish and try to force punchlines inside of my frets
The reason this faculty I'd a season for my majesty
Is cuz your funny looking so my fountain is overflowing in its blasphemy
Since I develop a speech to make the pipes gas boiler and the stove function
But I'm not interested and found this cupid but didn't try his love potion
Explosion the roofie hit me and I had to succumb to its strip
I locked down his pound and exposed his flow from its clip

[Pharaohs Army]

Crips, Bloods, Thugs. -in this bitch.
by that, i mean the Club. -where i go because i'm rich..
and security let's Me&my crew in with our Guns,
and if i Shoot u with that Clip?
you might have to get a Stitch.
as a seller on the black market Basically. i wake up and Faithfully. Chase Paper Treees?! - even if i'm alredy rich.

[Mr. J]

Bat my eyes, attack the weak, whack ya knees put you back to sleep, clap ya team like a tambourine while I'm stackin' cheese, act obscene then eat a tangerine, you gassed off a can of beans boiled in gasoline, a fuckin' tragedy, insanity, blasphemy, a ridiculous fantasy loosely based on vanity, damaging wack MC's down to their anatomy, channeling catastrophes and jamming apple trees into their adams apple while their skulls fracturing, actually fractured..ya bastard..I'm as nuts as a bag of planters distributed by Santa & Col. Sanders, i hate to alert you Amber but the banter isnt factored. not has it mattered...after the rapture wraps ya in a foil wrapper and I microwave ya rappers BLAT BLAT YA and snatch them tracks off ya like Napster...word

[brokenhal0]

riding on a pachyderm whack your germs matter fact clap the worm
appearing out his forehead infrared spectrum's appear in the vortex
coarse threats shake your core next take a softer tone
your thoughts are known ask your self
are you really talkin to me when your all alone...
omnipresent sentence entering in essence exiting the entrance
skin confessions apprehensive of the sigil takeing effect
the place and event
no coincidence these words cause a state of suspense in suspended matter wavy and bent holding the bomb as it ticks
you can't phase the cement
motivated beyond the boundary's of unlimited content
no sleep beyond rest lies a realm where the gods crept
put the babys to bed
lady in red not a blood from the projects more like a maze in a dress amaze to impress...
manifestations commence in a staircase feeding your girlfriend thin mints
eating her pills i told her my life was yours to control and i got criticized
for all that i owe all that i sow born again once i forgot all that i know....

[2tripple0]

Often I spend time replenishing the text
This true forn of investigation is like catching fish in a net
Yo when god strike u know you outta place
Cuz I'm abusive to your jaw y'all wonder why ya toothache
I bust flows bigger than boulders is
And I'm so outta this world you'll crash land like moulder bitch
Let you know Satan exists
U need to dash still ain't fly like Damon wayans is equipped
So I'm bringing some sense like the front seat
You standing on your own. Yeah except you to busy chilling on the love seat
So I went to the store for some gummies
But I'm always down for a shout out but only coming from playboy bunnies

[Wise Wiggles]

This getting TroyBoi grungy. Dirty
it's like we ain't even alive unless something's hurting
I'm hunting urges other than feeling fucking worthless
stumped inertia, looking for ears to tuck my words in
just gotta trust youre lurking. Soul shattering
no more bowls after shift
shit changed, now it's even more cold/challenging
swore an oath to stab the pen, scorch gathering
Scotch lathering, lol this off pattern shit
Oz magic glimpse, bout to fall outta blimps
Burn the sky, we grow up and learn to lie
take your pick. Asteroids or quake for earth's demise
sposed to sucK it up and live our purty lives
bout to chuck my galaxy in the ocean,
don't think it's worth the time- get text beeper
lmao, you can bet I got some shit for death's keeper
go to a festival, people. Clean off that third eye so we can get deeper

[2tripple0]

Okay so it's sunny and the birds are chirpy this morning
I don't defy energy and am too dreadfully flabbergasted by how engaging my form is
Should be reporting like news agents who bring the latest gossip
You could be Dr. Who still ain't uncovered any fossils
Indegenerate raising racist issues like confederates
I could plaigerize these lines but would rather leave the competition eccentric
And I don't know if that last bar made sense
But half your shit played and the other concealing payments
Adjacent slave ship..I'm turmoil
You couldn't relate to dirt so there's nothing to spoil
Is this a bit trippie and I ain't even on hallucinogenic
You could be Putin or some distant humans dependence.
But im right where the drama is. You looking less confident.
Call this a monument. I'll kick it in like a door. Still juristic.
Forget it the past is dead and my file still going through the roof.
I'm like rocky gonna chip ya tooth. And ya boys in fumes. Nothing dope but a hot air balloon

[Wise Wiggles]

My posture's baffoon, feel like larva in womb
cob web cocoon, let's all drop dead in tune
aware. To beats, the dopest therapy. I hope you're here with me
this an older, rarer me. I focus terribly- trying to bring folks to clarity
it's ghost trip misery, all I see is pattern, ocean's scissoring
snake staff. Moses, stick with me
bubbles in hand, blowing epiphanies
coked up sick symphonies
air shit, lotta floaters rippling

[2tripple0]

Can't defy this exam
like green eggs and ham a bounty on this man
kill those opposed
I'm a flower but ain't no rose
so my aggression is s firm congestion
you need bodyguards for protection
I fucked all that up
been evil since I was a pup
now I got a gut
and ain't afraid of bums
sit and drink red rum
my dead numb like body bags
lags behind where I pat myself on the back
no I ain't diferred
hearing impaired and prepare homemade stew stir
I ain't held for detaining
the weather won't stop complaining
better start behaving
like a safe haven I'm pretty feasible
like jesus producing miracles

[UnbornBuddha]

Another day is coming to its end, Yet...
I have to express something with more zest
For I feel this concept has been done to death.
Lamenting I turn to inspiration-
Luckily, rum exists. Liquid bliss that numbs the lips
Yet, lately I find not being able to stomach it
As if I was bestowed upon an ulcerous esophagus.
And now I don't where to go,
I'm in the unknown, lost in a vagrant's entropy.
Along the way, stasis eventually takes me breathlessly
Into the place of mind known by those with vacant destinies.
Oh lord, why have you forsaken me?.
Haven’t I allowed you to cage me in your little matrix weave
And to play with my feelings, even when you hated me?
I even allowed the worst curse to desiccate my being
Ultimately, recreating me by destroying my dreams.
I even smiled, as your beasts chewed on my limbs
But, I shouldn’t blame you,
The whole ride I was glued to my seat!
Completely enthralled by how you abused one your kids
That is until I realized it was silly old me.
I guess it was your life’s mission to kill off the sick
But, now I don’t what to do, I feel like I’ve been gypped
Sigh, this is it. I am going to find my own reason to be.
This might entail purging out the minions I see as yours
Not, because I want to be more pure.
No! But, because letting go of everything I once was
Is me getting closer to that something, at least somewhat.

[2tripple0]

Yo if you were earning your keep
it would still be cheap and hard to stand on your feet
this locked cell could call out depiction
of a vicious circle but not cuz it's repetitious
explosive like home depot with the supplies
sun rises in the east our orbit is what keeps us alive
when we consume with the funds upfront.
you reak like skunk.. and I'm collecting my dope off the boats
they find out that when I'm in search of a host
but you like white bread a slice off a loaf
feel like that rhyming pad designing me a scam
gonna jam like some jelly. You bought soft has ham.
so when you say I. I'm giving you something to look at.
carry you around like book bags. u at home watching broke back.
try spitting in a major work.
Without oxygen we wouldnt have fire to burn.
or air to breathe. It's like there's some fiend
keeping us alive called oxygen. And it's mad weird How we breathe through our lungs or smoke weed.
And apparently 70 percent of our body mass is plain water.
and back in the day people sacrificed animals as a offer to god's. Now a days we battle on computers.
it's funny the meaning of everything
why things die in the fall and come back to life during spring

[Mr. J]

Here, they crown me King...
I make Sirens cry, bats outta hell sing.
DNA strand cut from the evolutionary string
Simple, advanced, nature of things
All based on the basis you think
you the ice, I'm the razor in the rink
I'm everything...
The kitchen table, the sink
the antithesis of a moderate drink
You & writing is honestly a fling

[2tripple0]

So u wrote your verse but didn't need to check in to this cypher
and i don't care if u think your dope and that your a service provider
Cuz fucking with me it ain't no question for this session
Since I'm warming up for the title and I don't think it's up for suggestion
Mr j hasn't got time to flow this year round
And it's like s party cuz we all playing beer pong
But I stay round like odd and my flows ripping the decks
Name plays and personals that sound simple but still effective

[Mr. J]

Stick to the shot glass and go do a keg stand
I swear the love is fucking with your head fam
This aerodynamic flow push you out your neck strap
that'll stretch you out quicker than Jet lag
You droolin on shit you must sponsored by wet nap
suffering from set backs Humpty Dumpty wants his egg cracked
Ill make ya girl put her legs where her heads at
You can't stomach the picture, you a mess, trash ..
I'm kidding your cool but don't bitch in a chat thread mack

[2tripple0]

You offended the truth that I guaranteed
Fuck respect if its something u gotta share with me
Whomever getting the last word I'm finishing quick.
To deliberate the sinister from the mass. Wishing fist.
You need time for all. So sum bury his jaw.
I'll scratch at this record like claws.
ashes stripper and the locks to goblin castle.
interesting things. How bout this lobster casserole.
With a capital T for thirst. Or a pregnant lady bout to burst.
last but not least and of course the birth and rebirth.

[Vulgar]

Step outside of your world, no really, try some different shoes
A mind's adrift in lieu of hieroglyphic zoom
More than a healthy helping of designed, specific rules
So we can stretch our thighs like Thai religions do
My rhymes'll finish you, I combine each timeless interval
Sitting tipsy at the drumline when I'm drinking wine or chemicals

[2tripple0]

I found a way to disclose this
Spread the Red Sea like moses
It's easy to see like a simple photograph
Its like formula one. We all came for the motor crash
I'm flowing excellent so there ain't no question
Cause I'm totally original like a Graham bell invention
You be sloppy with your rhymes
You winning this session bigger news than the New York Times.

[Pharaohs Army]

i'm unborn like a zygote.- i'm a sick criminal.
i'm vulgar. & i drink chemicals.
tomorrow's lead of Newyork Times:
"we're turning In to a magazine. &The'll Be A CenterFold"..
i'm a Gas-centrifuge
,like nuclear-enrichment4reactor fuel.
Elisha Gray was Fast. but'e didn't Forward His Patent Through.
i'm On The Phone
i'm Asking You
to Rap 4 You
-I'm Affable!
my Caskets Full with hieroglyphs &Gold..
Lyrics 2 the Lowest Bidder
-SOLD.
some say i Bite. but I say i get good ideas, &i'm usually Right.
Then i'm Droll-
&i "Unusually Write". I Unfold
my soul like a Tabloid.- &theRumors&legends Grow..

[2tripple0]

Pardoned I'm a hot coal burning in the furnace
Went to Venice just to find a merchant with dirt hands
I'm properly known as a first dimension sitting in my mansion
I remind that architect of those blueprints for my expansion
My grand nanny lived inside those four cornered flat
And hated it...I'm afraid it was my brothers Charlotte hornet caps
I busy as a child wanted to proceed to put down my talents.
I slammed mallets. I kept myself an advantage so that the past vanished.
Tarnished the paint. All day building and recreating my humble abode.
Stumble upon a film called it hustle and flow.
Trouble at home. But I kept my eagerness to myself
lead my trifle to a seagull and deepened the bruise on my hymen.

[Split Eight]

oceans away- i jotted down a note to relay
that relativity's bust. coasts so constant,
those clouds concocted to cloak you in rain
floated on nonsense when you groped to explain
the foggy connection. consonants, crescents-
fuller words I'd expect with lost intentions.
I think it's awful to acknowledge this deadness
with coffin & suit, pond & procession, calling collect
& its all to refute the choppy connection
that I fostered with you.

the light dawns slower than the pause in your voice

[2tripple0]

He suddenly recalls his predecessor in life
Forever ignites his hell within the semester with pride
I'm confused his pressure arise though an exeter of site
I can't rub right it's s sunrise since he's defending the eastern crime
His daft intuition it's a craft for position. His pistons are lively pipes.
Weather permitting thr barracks were attentive of his hives.
They knew it's control command are polling a coal advance
Reprimand the civilians while we hid behind a large river bend
Sit and defend the dark oak half asleep the troops took their last look at its stone henge

[Mr. J]

I owe sense to reality, boast off of technicality
channel me through your stream & elope friend
I coast in, you're broken & the pain rattles me
we are battling demons brought from no stress
speak with no breath just the pain & the anger
life's a bitch beer & there's been no reason to chase her
we are endangered, fueled by our capers
ragers fueled by passionate sex with other strangers
I hate her & love her all the same, & it couldn't get any stranger

[dull boy]

Hurting. Die early. Worried. Surly.
Dying. Life is lying. Tired of trying.
Writing. Rhyming. Time the timing.

Protagonist enters scene with rhythm and moxy.
Wit is ungodly. Bitches lining up to strip and get fondled.

Whoa. That sounds SO cool. Like the flow is like SO smooth. Go you! Big cheesy wink.

You ever wanted to die? Yea, it's emo and 'gothic' to seem catatonic. Why don't you just stop it? Um. Because I'm depressed. Obsessed. Compulsive. Indulgent. Got a zest for life, but that zest applies to other sets and types of emotional spectrums. This roller coaster is stressful. Jesus, I'm pensive. Mood swing for the fences. My batter's eye's shut laying down a sacrifice bunt weakly to third, but I beat it to first. Stole second impaired and reached third on an error. Homeward bound to hold the crown and show the crowd.

[Mr. J]

Hold it down, the roller coaster is coasting now
whatever I'm pinned against, I bowl it down..
toast the crowd from the revolvers holster, wow
the poster child, stuck up with my shoulders proud..
boast as loud as international corporate vows
all bout that underground network, beast at dawn
with a little friend that says GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
spark that Cheech & Chong & IM Stifflers mom
pick apart her jeans & thong, get that T Shirt gone
kick sick raps, laced up in these sneaker bombs
heat my beaker on a mu'fuckin' tweekers jaw..
complete the job by an egotistic indulgence...
then commence to beatin' off while I teeter tot
holy shnickeys, jinkies & jeepers creepers dawwwg
just needed a second to get that sequence off

[emcee squared]

nothing

[emcee squared]

nothing

[emcee squared]

nothing

[Mr. J]

silver lining, silver lining, silver lining
that's so boring, ask me....am I lying?
if I'm lying, I'm trying to make sense out of nonsense
I sense no progress, my senses are slightly obnoxious
they feel toxic flowing in my veins like another rock it
I'm high, STOP IT...






metaphorical scientist deciphering the pious
creating an alliance between the 4 5 and your eyelids
Dre kept their heads ringing, I put the function on silent
riding shot gun with a shot gun talking about shot guns
we shot guns at your livestock son, singing out shot guns

[Pharaohs Army]

emcee squared.
wouldju like to set-up-a-Battle?
or would you like to Shutup, &vamoose

[Pharaohs Army]

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash, grown for us, by far-mers
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

[2tripple0]

i got flows i drop the hottest shit on this site
you be a emcee yeah except you missing the mic
this too easy i aint got no competition on netcees
ill burn you all four degrees...and i aint talking a position on a team
im ripping you your organs gonna sell for a nice price
you been beat talking like you black but still aint ill for a white guy
talk about pale its like ill be digging up the sand on the beach
land on my feet yeah cuz you a pussy and i aint got my hand out to speak
skill of all yall aint even a glimpse of my talent
ripped in a second you get lifted from my weed lynch you like serpents
i got a lesson to learn but you and search ya engine for my bars
cause ill have you presenting my scars so that detention far from mars

[Mr. J]

Bar for bar I go in with the hardy har
paint the town red with some party art
tickle the belly with a long machete
chop confetti out of your weird...medley?
melody...doesn't matter get your jelly rolled
tea bag your face and lick my smelly toes
boredom is a beast & I am it's slayer
gun shots are like ink, your brains the paper
let me indulge in poetry. further insight you
my life is an epic while yours is a haiku
I'm driven by sanity, steered by the opposite
inebriated by hate & fueled by obnoxiousness
I enjoy the rain, but endure in the fire
take another bull by the horns...
and turn him into a slider

[2tripple0]

im blowing up mics and taunting the competition
and constantly on the rise like inflation
you be repeating the same lines over and over
i keep the engine sparking as if i was the motor
you aint got the lines to compete with my knowledge
im like a rodent that digs out the roots call me a possum
when im at my best i scatter like brains with pure science
you couldn't understand my ranking because its like being private
i keep secrets and tell all the honeycomb would help you wit ya wig
and i aint a pig but ill still land these punches in the clinch
thought i was dreaming until i pinched myself and said fuck it that hurt a bit
i need time to edit my lines er whatever but they still sick as shit
im not romantic but ill still get ya bitch addicted to the dick
i gonna end this right here what you think you won or some shit?
if that was your best then obviously you still haven't had a chance to plummet

[Pharaohs Army]

every battle line hits me in the stomach and i contemplate sui-cide like muff did.
..i just kid.
i'm rubber. you're glue. but it doesn't Matter- cuz you just miss.
..K real talk,i've been enjoying verses,by people not named pharaohs.
i'm dead. so i've been employing serpents to guard my precious heirlooms.
my style Venomous; i don't need a barrel.
you fagots be takin' voluntary enemas
..then you find your boyfriend to share it.
i mean your girlfriend. he was "trans". 'nd now he's called Sarah.

[2tripple0]

im nice when aiming for flesh
im like structure the way im arranging the text
im copping cook and making money to spend
if i was in an accident it wouldn't leave a dent
so if you shit on my then i have to shit on you
and if knowledge doesn't ascend then this bitch aint true
im making up for fatties and shit that i don't understand
ive got the upperhand call me a lumberjack
they way i pick up the pieces left behind
this the ending the credits about to bring death to life
all i seem to remember about writing this letter
i noticed you were trying to spread the cheese like cheddar
i got you knocked out in a coma
im like the capital of Italy call me roma
like a period i make you bleed
im the building bank society call me unique
you aint succeed sing the kettles boiling but i aint handle the heat
got my tracks on repeat your a liar like someone full of deciept

[Mr. J]

Pull the reciept from foolish decrees
Improve the degrees you use in your sleep
boostin the dream, consuming the sheets
Metal fingers that bring doom DOOM to your beats
Influence the streets abusing a freak..
A nuisance, I'm free, you in a coop before 3
Crack your egg...kick it loosely ...I agree
Your dentist will need a new set of teeth
you scared but it seems unusual to me
you either hanging like the noose or the leave
eatin the peel that came from tooth of Ms Eve
you either play the student or you teach...

[2tripple0]

its worthless for me to try and stay with a bitch
if i was flipping you off its only the cable on the power switch
im sick with rhymes and really creative with punches
i would stick my neck out if that didn't mean meeting for luncheon
kids throwing up report cards in the trash can
everything under money money over everything so hand me the cash man
so til the day im perished no im not a novice
you just need shelter and im not talking to the homeless
a deuce double entandra excuse the puns just asking the scientist
ill make the crowd go silent and i aint making an analysis
so no matter how wild it seems poetry is rewriting me
travel the seven seas and welcomed at the foot of any society

[Mr. J]

I blaze pyrotechnics over the idle sunset
rival the headless, & spit that Ichabod testament
Diabolic henchmen disguised in a shaman's headdress
send God a message with the blood of the innocent
vintage shit for the record I aim at the witnesses
blaze the stage & pop pills until I'm limitless
guided vision quest with the strength of DMT
I'm not trying to save them; I just want to seem them bleed

[2tripple0]

throwing shit up on the net and aint even got no respect yet
you be elected to office as if you were the president
I don't know what else to say everything speaks for itself
and I aint a drumstick but I can still cut ya head off like a chicken
running around headless and aint no medic gonna save you
you be playing with imagination as if you were fake dude
like I said before there aint nothing left to say
you couldn't escape this prison as if it wasn't possible to getaway
im turning in like the end of the day... since I wrote this next week
you so out of your place like you don't belong I could call you left field

[Mr. J]

peep how the stress feel when on your head...
real, the definition that describes my next deal
on the pad like a menstrual, my ink the red pill
my flow calms the pain that these so called meds kill..
the rest peeled off the top layer like an onion
them boys run in, snatch your bread get you snuffed n..
leave you stuffed in the trunk with the bass bumpin'..
no speakers involved, so the team won't snitch
the schemes won't quit until our dreams so thick..
you could float on a cloud bombing like a spiked turtle
the lies could kill you especially if the truth might hurt you
light purple haze & roll out the red carpet, blue smoke
RIP on the slab while I chunk up the duece yo...

[Mr. J]

she ignites the rage that lowers & hides my face
I cannot find my place, & I dislike the wait
I'm trying to say whats on my mind today
but when it comes to fruition it's best to shy away
give me the truth in death before I lie awake
time is safe, with a combination of heightened praise
built as Rome was, at the same time behind a day
they say the early bird shall feast, I disagree...
the earlier it is, the wetter the ground that limits me
the quicker the dirt draws me in & thickens...
twisting deeper than the imagination could portray
silence tells more than her looks could say
I'm shallow enough to be rooted to evil
a teacher to all the students who are equal
banging my head against the floorboard
the tell tale heart with the sight from Mordor

[Mr. J]

I'm drowning in the Titanic's corridors
down in Atlantis just to explore some more
discussing societies hatred in philosophical pursuit
disgusted sobriety my minds primitive perfume..
a scent that draws attention to the thought
a sense that awes when demolition is sought
I rot in a grave & twist when my name is misused
scrape the disdain off with a molotov tissue...
when the flames rip through I take a sip to quench my thirst
leaving my print everywhere for a shot at detective work..
crumbs that lead to me back like Hanzel & Gretel
that just a moment to advance & a chance to upset you
I'm on edge, living in the past tense...
more lies to make the next line make sense
boredom, boredom, it's all boredom at the end of day

[Pharaohs Army]

hey buddy you Ain't All That jus cuz you rock a Kangol Hat. you got Lame-Old Raps the Same Old Crap i'm here ta Change All That.. i'll take a lyrical Baseball Bat to a bag of Glorified Pop Stars.. they've Got no Bars.. now-they in the O.R... yo,i go hard.
i throw darts at posers 'n lick Shots at Po' Cars
u wanna Start Some Shit? - so Start
i'll Burn-ya-like-a Toasted Pop Tart
..with frosting.
that's why i Top Charts 'n ykin c me flossing..

[Pharaohs Army]

i've got a Lip Ring- this Shit Stings
i think i was great writer by the Time I Was Sixteen..
then i Became A Rapper 'n i dunno wat the hell happened
i think Asked myself "how Else do ya Rap Ta Techno?"
... my Wardrobe Is Gothic - i Called love Gossip.
i think i've seized your dream 'n now you're sounding Emo like Me.
let's not Become 1-of-these Open Mic Freaks
bore-dom. makes me hold- the mic weak
per-haps i should Participate in poe-try and write weeks..
what would Copypat think?
better yet what would Everyone Think about my "Sloppy rap Thing"?
..o well i gotta Shake off Bars of Rust- i could talk about how we're all made'a stardust.
...'n All that stuff.
or i could battle. and say INsults&all that junk

[Mr. J]

been working so long I forgot what a callback was
chillin' like a mall rat does, you the poster boy...?
see what this wall tack does..dressed like a Combat Punk
with a mohawk, that boy causin' all that fuss
I'm on your lawn at dusk, sufferin' from a contact buzz
see what the sawed off did when I draw that up
I'm all cracked up, lookin' like Dave Chappelle raidin' cells
raisin' hell, I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE, break it well
I don't know how to tame myself, but I can fake it well
tryna figure out this fuckin' topic, should I start it...
shit...ok...repel

[Pharaohs Army]

..that's swell - whistles&bells - if u know i'm Sick Don't Tell.. just like i Don'tTell about what i Found- @roswell,
my counSler toldme to make- Seamless Transitions- it seems i can't please'im - guess my lungs need some "weed in".
i'vegot loyal Legions - who Creep When - my enemies r Sounda sleep And- they Wreak Havoc

[Mr. J]

Humble prose, hustle flows, double dose
cuddle close rumble foes or other ho's
jumbled jokes muscle pose fuck you ho's
thumbs arose touching those subtle toes
tickle tickle tickle giggle giggle giggle
wiggle wiggle wiggle little little little

[2tripple0]

im studious and keep a weapon on me
im not a sailor but still set out on a voyage at sea
im gonna rip my the deck out of the system
I gotta go with my gut feeling as if it was an intention
I can change up my style but still aint crossover
ill cut the grass and trim the weeds with my lawnmower
I try my best and cant stop ripping mics
im gonna hope for the best as if I was leading a gripping life
my body is aching I cant portray all of the pain
you may call me crazy but im definitely not insane
rain or shine im trying to accomplish as much as I can
ill block off the floods by digging out a large dam
im trying to get to the source of all the difficulty
the road is muddy and im like a real estate agent selling properties
Id rather teach a lesson then complain that im nothing special
but if you were the referee your lines still wouldn't be official
im ending this here with this one last bar
gonna speed off into the distance inside of my fast car

[asylum]

gonna speed off into the distance inside of my fast car

while all ya boys hollerin "allah Akbar"
don't try to act hard, id bury your soul in my backyard
cant attack so far from the truth, far from a use
a forgetten abuse of the English language continues, strangled,
a dwindling angle yall try to abuse,
mind my justice viewing the fall into truth, while I dream to unglue
every dream between the lost and true, tossed from view
lots subdued in your crematory, tell me a story and make it rhyme
ill be sure to include you in my donation to the march of dimes
my hearts in minds

[2tripple0]

im not saying that im over confident er nothing
but I do be noticing when my opponents are bluffing
and im not talking sit coms but yo this boy meeting my world
see what ive learned is that your spoiled beating this herb
and I know that was indirect and probably sucked ass
but you be on the take looking to make a buck fast
I got tons of class and im chilling with my peeps
you be chilling with nerds and geeks I stalk yall in my jeep
and im too quick when I drop you be amazed by my lines
since I kill folk and commit crimes so I stay blazed in my eyes

[Bodey]

Blaze and get high but still raised with such pride
Never fazed by the guys Tryna lay for the night
I'm the same way, fuckin dry as I wait for that sigh
And I'm gone out the door 'fore the sun greets the sky

[2tripple0]

yo it was all a dream like biggie and mlk said
im like a dog because my fur constantly shed
and call me a basket case but it aint the truth
ill chip ya tooth make your whole face black and blue
and im not talking about a fight since im going blind
its become difficult to spy with my little eye
and I guess you could call this a signature move
since im like an autograph something worth a lotta loot
never knew I could just shoot got hot pockets
ill pop your eyes out their sockets and lift off like rockets
could call me Houston but my name aint hakeem
and don't think I wont look for that crack in ya game like a fiend

[Pharaohs Army]

Realizing that something was missing
i tried a bit'v "archival digging"
my eyes and my mind- and my tongue were sickened.
because i seen portions that were awesome but
three quarters of- it were awful..

i'll tell u what makes me different-
my distinguishing characteristics
before long,i'll be like ya'll,
and say:
"remember when we used to focus on multis?..
well don't insult me- i'm beyond that
as a matter of fact. i'm beyond rap"
but don't worry,i don't obsess,
i'm just try'na to do what's best.

[Pharaohs Army]

the four hundred and twentieth Post
as tho i were in junior high and that was some sort of joke.
don't smoke you might become broke and not like what you wrote
sluts wanna Fuck but they gross.
i'm talkin about unleashing the sexual demons of a "good girl" who wants your Semen
and ya'll know what i'm talkin about- i don't need a rhyme&i don't need a reason

[Wise Wiggles]

My peen is beamin'
Everybody wants to meet a genie
& taste his charade, a pointed haze w/no feet beneath him
I did.. & I wished..
Now I just stare off,
Into space.
Box shaped paradise.
Paradox.
Watch pace paralyze.
Careful guys. Gets thick.
Spinning in an intrinsic
Spiral cycle. Call it licorice
Liquor rich. This bitterness,
It's brutal
Have a seat, w/tragedy
The ignorance. The funeral.
Where all the spirits get unusual
Thriftworks just is beautiful
Portal trace. Orchestrate a morgue delay
You were Portland's face
Now the pork get blazed
You're amazed when fortune breaks
AND COMES SMASHING TOWARDS YOUR

Way

[Pharaohs Army]

wow. i thought you were going to end with "face".
guess that's a product of your "wise ways".
..that's wordplay.
..i donno know what rhymes with wordplay. one time i ended
an alliteration verse- with "FACE".
"F" that. it was "F" sounds, but,
it was a disgrace
not really. i liked it- it was great.
plus it was easier- because i used "P.H."
here's the hyperlink, so no, i'm not ashamed.
i'm hyper because i hang, around with big baby all day.
i'm not starstruck like you jealous fags.- i'm not phased.
well
i guess i better end the "long a's", i'm "out";
it's "played".

[Bodey]

Your quotation marks are disarrayed
I guess it's more thought provoking that way?
It's insane for me to still be awake
My day went from normal to a solid 48
Hours. They pass. My liquid power in a glass
It's hopeless but I'm hopeful for a whiskey sour aftermath
Taking in the sounds of this house, it gets suspicious
Who knew this was what my life was about, I could kiss it
Goodbye. Sleep-deprived but one eye closed
I greet the sky without my clothes, it's fun to be exposed
Sometimes.

[2tripple0]

im jumping in this cypher gonna rip shit up
im like a four leaf clover all I bring is good luck
you stupid if you testing me im top of the charts
you be locked in a cell still aint got any bars
I know my lines are played people are sick of me
you aint my boy and definitely nothing like my homies
we be dope most people cant hang with us
ill bring you to the corner just to drop you off at the bus
and im single and still looking for a perfect dime
cuz most girls are all the same call them words that rhyme
and I don't need to adjust my rhymes are dope as fuck
id fall head over heels but end up at a loss when in love
I fit this like a glove but don't call me oj simpson
ive lived half my life and everything just seems like a vision
as if my life was blurry im running out of knowledge to spit
im like shoes they got sizes and im not bothered if they don't fit

[Mr. J]

J won't quit but if opportunity knocks blaze that bitch
pour gasoline on the bridge, engulf it in flames & skip
embrace the gift, pack ya bags & take this trip...

knock knock, whose there? who cares! buy the cookies
whenever your girl scouts she known to ride with rookies
placing all bets, add the muscle that I'd supply to bookies
supply the front and that's how we fit right in Woody..
move like a cephalopod when handling a deck of cards
or you could have this flame hitting your spider senses hard
I'm senseless, heartless, the board could connect the dart
take this nicotine to your apple & tear that neck apart...
16's is what I'm benchin' y'all, y'all built like Urkles eyelids
while I hold the world on my back, moving this Turtle island

[2tripple0]

im replying poste haste aint going change for none of yall
turning in the grave like biggie smalls got the game by the balls
im dope on the mic I kick the prime rib shit
your like a letter im writing since im addressing my scrypt
and even if you think im whack and shouldn't be rhyming
everything is up to timing and you telling fibs like someone that's lying
and guess what I don't have to drop fire to compete with you
cuz cats like you don't have a clue they should just buckle my shoe
im ill with raps I got the dopest set ups
the hardest part of picking up a habit is when u gotta let go
and I know how to flip punches my lines dominate queers
you could make total sense and still not be even remotely clear
im ill on the mic I don't want these lines to go to waste
my lines razor sharp be careful not to cut yaself when you shave
and im from the home of the free and land of the brave
you be like some bats the way your backwards sleeping in a cave

[Mr. J]

Planet planetarium pushing power
play pointless, pumping powder
pleasure provides probable positions
plowing prowlers pivotal prowess
penchant provisions pulling punches
Planning purchases pretty pennies
plotting pussies publishing plenty
psychotic pyramids prizing prisms
providing prison, perfect pillage

powerful premise polarized pillars
pu-pu-pu-piiiiiiitch

[2tripple0]

im dope with raps my decks always spinning
im beyond human call me immortal the way my lines so convincing
start at the beginning still don't need no advice
you be forgetting ya shampoo so your hair filled with lice
im just trying to rhyme and get crazy on this board
ill pull the wu tang sword and leave ya carcass for the storm
and I aint no thug but ill definitely pass any economics class
cuz im piling up my cash but like Hitler im famous for my stash
and I know this sounds like im cocky but fuck that shit pussy
you be a touchy dork ive got to ransack your soul and epitomy
im rapping dope and im keeping myself occupied
you getting in the ride cuz my whip don't need that loyalty

[Mr. J]

my set up press up on the easiest slut seen
trap a dust queen, dust king vacuum & come clean
upside down, 69 rush me until my blood seep
one week to detox, touchy anecdotes like 'fuck me'
nonsecular praise to the sky, bon appetite
got a 9 aiming high with that throne, castle, keep
dungeons & guillotines, suits of armor & so on
rifles with no kick, no remorse I remain socom...
theory is light work a photon..

[2tripple0]

im flipping records and mixing tricks on the deck
you be bugging out constantly so everyone call you an insect
and you aint new York or else after one yard you would jet
im like chords on a guitar nothing for you to fret
im an ill lyricist its easy to see I can smear ya bitch
and if I cut you up nobody would help you getting stitched
this the doctor but your life ending kind of like a terminal
as if it was something to be examined at the emergency hospital
I can let these lines go to waste im like a blunt that's been laced
ill carry you around like a book bag still got ya with a toothache
you bubbled up ya lips still cant compare with my slaveships
ill be burning a blizz and sniffing that cake like it was wiz
and just like jesus im a messiah performing miracles
you must be a stripper way you dancing on top of tables
im the best at the grounds that's why my rhymes so stable
you be like hbo you can only view this if you own cable
and like Canada you must love syrup cuz you symbolize maple

[Mr. J]

literally filling up on coffee & crumpets writing dumb shit
anyone that want it could get hit with the '98 percussion
concussion, deduction, and other words that rhyme with that function
dysfunction, rushing the brain faster than nothing, I'm crushing
I'm punching, I'm on my way out for another luncheon
I been rhyming for eons, pissing on peons, whatever you see me on
recharge your freons, cool down bruh before you get pee'd on
gee uh, I don't know where else to go with this so begone
crossing the streams, Egon, I only sow what I can reap on
with the league gone there's no reason to sound like these freaks...
nah, it's just another reason for me to beast on your weak god
fr, fr, fr, freeak y'all

[Bodey]

Early bird gets the worm but I'm a seagull
The worst kinda bird, I fail by default
My head is webbed with the chronic
I'd say I'm negged, let's be honest
Fuck what they've said, it's moronic
Theyre breakfast eggs lookin snotted
What kinda shit am I talkin

[2tripple0]

I wonder why no one responding to that shit
maybe its just cuz my house solid and its made of brick
and this cypher is lacking in activity no one trying to drop
you like a red hexagon the way your vital signs about to stop
im dope and its difficult to compare with me
im creating a breeze but for that to happen I'd have to be a tree
and the moons gravity apparently effects the tides in the ocean
but I wouldn't get sucked in by the undertoe since im no obsession
and that's a perfume and cologne by calvin klein
and no wonder your confused shit its just the charts im trying to climb
and so on and so on im like a game show the way ive got all the answers
but like a deadly disease im bad for your health like somebody with cancer
and im no rapper but kids still support my shit and buy my records
and im down to the pressure and like cheese im spreading the cheddar

[Bodey]

A red hexagon? What're you, Helen Keller?
I do this shit how I want, you can't be further from stellar
I get it, you're talkin, you talk a whole lotta shit
But I'm the one who will walk it, until I'm swallowed in pits
It's awesome, the flowin, we socializin in rhymes
You grab a salad and toss em, I'm growin tired of try'n
To convince myself that I am worth it, I'm pure
Who gives a mother fuck about the "perfects," they still smell like manure

[2tripple0]

im flipping the decks every rhyme I write its twentyfive to life
you like an outdoor pussy cat aint no one going to let u inside
im quoting gods and looking for the sessions of first order command
youll sink quick like sand and like a beaver im building a dam
you suck at rhymes your shit aint worth spit
fill a book with them verses still aint got no purpose
and im making you watch for cliffs like a light house
you aint no player coach is like get your head out the clouds
and im killing raps im splitting the earth with the equator
you minor league and aint no time for no liquidators
im dope as fuck counting my cash like Dracula
you taste like puddy the way you serving up some tuna
and its like lightning before thunder way I count the distance afterwards
and know how far I am from the center of the storm
but it aint raining and I aint no hurricane
you may think im not stable but im definitely not insane
gonna finish this verse as strong as I started it
im digging out your cartilage and like macaroni heat u up in an instant

[Mr. J]

All I did was grimace
chances, the slimmest one has glistened
I sense...
fear by the minute, horror in the hour
instrumental score has devoured...
my itinerary it's been a scary week
it's been very sweet
revenge is a fetish tickling my feet
and it's the reason I'm missing on sleep
put division to the piece
wrestle the heart out & pin em' on three
I'm a gimmick I'm neat
I guess it depends on the sentence I weave
I forget what I'm getting with these
either take the 50 cents & just leave
and don't pin that innocence on me
I'm prophetic which means I'm getting my cheese
so fill it up 'unleaded' on three

[2tripple0]

dropping dope I got tons of issues to address
im like legislation since im getting passed like congress
dope writing and interesting topics that I argue
your like bolts and nuts way that your getting screwed
I like repetitive lines and things that come back full circle
its like television Im fast-forwarding through the commercials
I know my rhymes are hot and you want to challenge me
but ive already travelled the world and all its seven seas
don't need much more this forum to active to be shutdown
its like supplies at staples eventually they gotta run out
and im ill with grammer my lessons leave u like a petrified wood
cant put me down im like reading a good book
im like titanic crash you with ice bergs
looking for skill still couldn't find any everywhere I searched
and just like a figure you getting ate/eight
and im heating up the oven so that my chips can get baked
this verse is like the us president candidate debate
its like a battery on a car every once in a while it gets changed

[Mr. J]

shitbrains can't you see the pace I move is insane
no telling which way this next verse will take
I feel safe, burdened by holding all of this real weight
a peeled face, a wish that fills me up like a pit stain
I kick game at a Jenny Craig associate on her big day
soaking up everything coming from her lips ayyyy
that's funny as it gets lame, promoted games midway..
bow to your sensei I'm making the bed rock til the limbs break
look up to a star and make a wish way to big to be filled...
insane, insane, that's fucking insane

[fraze]

you would never noticed a poet if he wasn't quoted.
so im rhyming potent as the sacred pipe the chief is holding.
cheefing, smoking, even tho the police hope they catch me loccing
weapons smoking... mama traumatized to leave my casket open
they ain't holding out hope we might reach diplomas
they ain't worried bout the problems that be heaping on us
"what you hiding", "who you robbing", "what you keeping on ya"
bet they'd put a city under water just to keep us under...

[Nigma]

im a creature summoned, the chief of thunder. i speak in tongues while the demons slumber. feed my lungs tons of weed to come thumb up key of such pristine wonder. beat you till your seeing tweeties, beef with me is.. see, uhh, errr...you'd be a hole in one birdie, half dead, youre 3 under.

[Mr. J]

I'm a tickin' time bomb sniffin' Lysol
sunk in a couch where I'm kickin' my thoughts
twistin' some jars, gettin' em' sauced...
this offense, guard your center, step forward
this a mild texture with my chips bent & sore
smooth when that combination met the score
pull pressure, more, see what you steppin' toward?
at the neck with swords, & up next is yours...
I'm in the stand with a thumb pointing down...
if only you could see how it was all going down
but you in a black bag now & looking stressed...tough..
look at the difference of how we're dressing up
you a thief & I'm of higher class steadily sexing sluts
to the head you struck as your chest started flexing up
either way you not the type to be stepping up...
look how you ended up, asphyxiated...

[Nigma]

pen helps me lift the aches and the tension with rhythmic aid
its a blessing, expense-less investment that sends all the shit away
blend a glimpse of my day with some fiction to make and enhance it
give it mechanics that synthesize half of the page and take what i have
switch it up, get rid of some, deliver what is flame attached

damn that got lame. i cracked

[Mr. J]

the tame is back, with another heinous rap, take a cat...
pray it's black, the same color as my favorite hat...
the fack is that? fuck is that? maybe it's a bucket cap
where the chickens clucking at? get it? a bucket hat?
now your stuck with that & I'm over like 'the fuck is that'
where them chickens clucking at? where the buzzards at?
what kind of dance is coming back, you ain't touching that?
that's some hot pussy but that stank is something bad...
where does Q be? I don't know how to really run it back

[fraze]

no need to be wondering. i will help you up if you are stumbling.
run it back. we were done with that but watch me bring it back.
like lionel of the thundercats, he-man, and G.I. joe. im unrivaled.
got the topic going west like fievel + i blow cess so my eyes low.
forgive me if i'm scriptin sumthin different but im gifted with it.
lifting spirits with peerless diction. standing strong, spitting fearless.
flipping scripts but none was written if you didn't get the picture
it won't take a thousand words for me to paint these vivid scriptures
cross your minds retina. im betting ya i change the setting dig it.
can i kick it? wicked. they only call me crazy cause i've been committed

[2tripple0]

im flipping tricks and banging beats on drum kits
its easy to slip in and out as long as the shoe fits
and I know my rhymes are hard to comprehend
and the best offense is a good defence
so im running football fields yall just a close second
you be fake as thugs who swear they carry weapons
im dope with lines and I got tons of knowledge
you aint done shit on these boards so nothing to accomplish
and I don't give a fuck if anyone relates to me
you be a good investment like buying equipment from sony
and I aint give a fuck about video games. They never tempted me,
you be like my instruments im tuning just making a melody
and claim you thug and ya crew gangster but we all know yall faded
I be rising like inflation and cover u up to keep u warm like a blanket
this my fifth arrangement and aint none of yall keep heat like Miami
my granddads name was Sammy and his wife was an actress called Grammys
that was a dope wordplay im sonning all of yall who think u ill
but I could pop u like pills or sue u if im driving and my mcdonalds coffee spills

[Wise Wiggles]

I practice my origami watching karate films
Doing pilates. Popping poppy pills. Sobbing to Notting Hill
Sorry but not sorry. Cosby chill in my book
Like drugs, cept for meth & herion
Having sex with dairy products
Heavens scary dark faggot. No light
Just beaming bouncy particles of glow eyes
Yall mirroring all my styles. I hear it's volitile
Trying trip for fifteen off the spirit molecule

[Mr. J]

tip the window washer a dollar too...
I'm in a coffee shop watching white collar news
a billionaires wife & a Wizards baller nude..
typical pioneer work for all of the thoughtless views
studied logic, cool, I brought the market through
endorse the minds shop cheap "Target" school...
go ahead and bring them fat pockets through...
proper shoes to match the mouths of improper youth
it's impossibru I don't need a financial hostage BOO!
2 pepperoni's with italian sausage duuuude

[Split Eight]

gave the room a fresh coat. fumes & stencil
so soon to let go? booze on breath blown,
the fumes collected til the use of limbs slow.
such abused potential. I could view the rent go
until I lose my mental

[Mr. J]

the sentinel appraised the temple
as the damsel in distress exclaimed "LET GO"
I'ma extraterrestrial..
sent from the land of instrumentals
where the darkness clogs your pencils
your thoughts whittle down to harmless metal
an eraserhead I'm getting harder to get to..
a lot of friends & lost loves, a lot I'm dead to..
there isn't a God that I would offer my head to
so there's no way I'm begging for a chance to renew the venue
hark who goes there...is that the merry men?
I bet your happy that it's legal for you to marry them

[Wise Wiggles]

I'm a blood sucking embarrassment misquito miscarriaging sequels
On this planet? I'm evil. On others, I'm normal
Losing my uncle? Game changer, I mean it's fucking enormous
My whole entire life is stuck in that forest
God, it was so beautiful, this destructive of forces
String em up. Reanimate. I'm conducting some corpses
Miss the old days, we'd just be chillin'. Invincible.
You're still with me. I feel it. The air is... whoa
I've heard your winds roar up the mountains
Your wilderness was home. Not just Portland & bouncing
I owe you every thing man. More than important. A founder
I still hear the stairs cracking your extraordinary anthem
My heart's in a million. To them it's as if I barely 'ov panicked
Shit is just scary & random
I mean, if you saw him. You'd be like that's a rare breed of man, there
Maniac squared. Insane react time. It's strange, I pass time
I wade in past shine. Your ancient yet rad light
Ever changing possiblity
Maynard and LOTS of cheesy weed

[Mr. J]

sitting in the hooptie listening to eazy e
straight outta somewhere with greasy knees
bleet bleet buhbuhbuhleet...
I'm counting sheep riding on the guillotine
ready to snipe anyone who tries seeing me
I'm at a eatery with cutlery designated for soup & salad
fuck your 15% gratuity the white house is boosting taxes
when the flames spark I'm smart & use a mallet
from the land where we shoot from asking
with all your relatives on the stoop at grandma's
waiting for the supper bell & other types of live shit
what I write is timeless minus the timex
am I at my prime yet or borderline schizophrenic....
the answer lies between emails from Skynet
& the aluminum foil that the proceeded to price check
fuck do I know about having to deal with my tec's
all I know is they splatter the Rorschach & give me my test

[2tripple0]

you fuckers fail at what comes to me at best
im like a pop quiz no buddy was ready for my test
and I know how to flip shit and structure my raps
since im a proballer just haven't written any autographs
im dope as fuck you all know it I can feel the envy
and Im fixing up some ham and cheese call me a deli
a penny for my thoughts nah I aint interesting enough
call my bluff im like a sports team on the cover of Inside Stuff
don't know if you remember that magazine
but im the cherry on top of my ice cream sundaes whip cream
Im dope at rap im just taking a sitter for now young one
since I never seen u at the grounds keep your name off my toungue
im going end this like a horror film kill yall in suspense
since your getting an eye site test and im providing the lense

[Wise Wiggles]

Shit was written free falling right off the ledge
All this time on the edge. Could just die in a breath
Wanna boogie? Then boogie, just beware of those little eyes on the web
You like the in depth stuff most peeps don't like to express
You know knives? Can index blind, under stress
White tundra crept on bright summer days
Looking for tight thunder eggs
Rich faggot's spooked, all iced up afraid
America made terrorists. ISIS is gay
Gave em the bullets but no shade from the voltage
Trying to grow a bonzai in Asia, just dull it
Sick of this sickness of bullshit. Everybody need meds
Shit is ugly, jesus. The fucking weekends. This bloody phenix
Uppity preachers just straight hustling weakness
Wiggle stay cutting the peices, jig saw extraordinare
Pissed off at Portland's mayor. Kitzober's a thieving douche
Stupid bitches w/mental problems chucking kids off a bridge
Hot ass evening news. Garage packed with weed and shrooms
Got that spacey shit that'll have you fiend the moon

[Mr. J]

then the beat resumes...
I took a bite out of a piece of truth
made wine out of the weakest fruit
knocked the shit out of them..
just like when I beat my shoes
I don't have a need for room
so I threw a rock at the house of the greenest hue..
I'm a beast, a newt..
you saying prayers at your Easter schools
I'm another bad egg word to Willy Wonka
riding with a chihuahua in a filthy Tonka
you can literally feel these horrors..
prescriptions you really need to FILL THESE DOCTOR

[Wise Wiggles]

All these milky cosmos kill me proper
Lego and forget. I keep building off ya
Its still the object. Furthering your perfect spring
Say uncle? No mercy, this hurting stings
Knowing that in life there can never be a perfect circular ring
But I got that free-hand, chicken scratch
Jesus, need ta ease back, triple fast
Matrix mazes. I see math's hidden paths
Re adapt? Rehab? I'm retracting my little splash
I don't deserve it. To be here. Hope is worthless
Soul to words. Now no one can stoke the furnace
Im on my planet shit. No one as cold as earth is
Except for everyone. Universe is one on a broken surface
I dose in. Frozen, like I woke a ghost up.
Imerssive. I want to purge my bone dust
You ever coughed a relative?
Real deal. Training wheels off. This hostage, delicate
We're people-puddles. Lots of flesh to prop the skeleton
Same merry go round. Gotta stop the dwelling, Ben.

[Mr. J]

It looks like rain but there's no telling yet...
the sun begins to press any chance of prevailing 'wet'
the conqueror laughing while impaling heads..
the rush that I'm feeling is like amazing sex..
blazing fresh, baking bread in the haze of stress
blown away I'm kept in a forward motion, with a uppercut
putting your body on point with excuses flying by
we can play in the gauntlet give the wall a high five
up a few flights reaching higher heights as time flies..right..
I don't remember but I'm getting TOASTY!>!>!
kickin' like swish in my ADIDAS somethin' like Kobe
yo he, joke he, know he, yes, yes, it's unholy...
get buck I'll have ya doe sauced on my pepperoni
it's true she don't ride with that bologna..
I'm a foot long, you a hoagie...

[brokenhal0]

all my perogies know me well ...ring the church bells...
hotel hell..virtuoso..peeped the global spell...will you die...time will tell...
behind the veil i seen the hive fly the trail ...one mind... not assigned to fail
a sign the rhymes are real..a designer meal..aligned my shields..
paradox watcher..the void of clues...shocker when i find out my delusions
are not the truth...my center detects alot of hues...you got the oooze
like a placenta that fell out a moose...

[2tripple0]

im dropping heat on the mic aint nothing else to it
you aint someone id hit up and if I did youd probably shit bricks
no reason to get it fixed ive got my stamina up
if you were ahead of me id still be the one up front
you aint shit ya rhymes are shit they don't make sense
I could fit u all in this tense screw you over like a wrench
dope when I flip shit you know I got this all covered
id close you like shutters you get ya ass kicked in the gutter
stupid you get chased down the street like an alley cat
ill leave ya ass flat broke you the type to swear he carries gats
but never be dope you a heffer going blind trying to see me holmes
id be right up under your nose ill bake you like dough
dude its preposterous you even in this cypher bro
im a dangerous man you cant keep up with my flow
im going to switch it up I keep numerous inside jokes
and don't lie we all know most a yall getting poked in the butt by blokes

[Pharaohs Army]

when i'm rich i'm going to hire a private assistant
a la "Rushmore"
they will be Tasked with doing their diligence
vetting various charities so only the best get my millions.

[2tripple0]

there aint nothing to it I gonna do this legit
ive been rocking since I was in a cradle call me an infant
dope as this im ill when im writing my lyrics
you be shitting bricks if aint broken no need to get it fixed
yo im ill on the mic and I can flip the deck when I need to
slip in and out of this like it was something that fits my size 12 shoes
Im dope going to keep writing when im high as fuck
im like a volcanoe about to erupt or someone trying to make a fast buck
dope is as dope does and real recognize real
you couldn't deal with my pain or like a banana keep ya eyes pealed
im dope my wordplay crushes my opponents
you like a dilapidated house theres no one paying the rent

[Bodey]

i'm still awaiting repent, i keep on weighing it in
they'll never take me alive, i'm insane not to win
2tripple's avatar remind me of Homies, oh lord!
those 50cent dudes at every grocery store
always reflectin on the good old days as usual
never expected to have it fluctuate to ruins though

[Pharaohs Army]

..i move slow.
my inspiration is up for debate like robinson crusoe.
i look for shallow women who want no part of my soul, but would love to shop for a new coat.
improved self-awareness
helps me manage my self-destruction without being careless.
..perilous. my mind is derelict..
the novel i haven't started yet will be translated in 45 languages, including arabic..
i'm OfTheOpinionThatReadersLove a condescending narrative
and soon-to-be dead characters.

[2tripple0]

life is interesting i love finding out new stuff
im bound to explode my lyrics are bomb so I wish u good luck
don't want to offend anyone though and im no racist
im like something that happened a long time ago call me ancient
and i know that wasn't the best of flows or set ups
when i ask a girl to dance they always like hell no
my whole face is restructured since i was raised
you aint nothing to follow so no one to chase
going flip this board over on its lopside
you be dying to fulfil this moment like things were upright
and i know my flows seem to be casual
but you like someone no one believes in totally irrational
and i know you don't like this thread and think cyphers suck
and i got plenty of problems usually cause i feel like i gotta chuck
its cool to be on top but it feels the same when u losing
im like bricks people stole for other foundations call me ruins

[Pharaohs Army]

there's a kid somewhere dying slowly in a hospital.
he hasn't met me yet- but i Bet
he would love if i read his favorite story by his bed.

there's a wounded vet,
who doesn't wanna talk about war-
he could talk to me-about'is kids

and across the globe?
there's a syrian mother.
in serious trouble.
maybe she could listen
....to some of our "serious problems"
'n lyrical nonsense.

i Told'er i Did Not Know-Where,
her son was
....she still gave me half her handkerchief to wipe my brow 'n told me to watch,
the sun rise.

[2tripple0]

this is what lifes about quarrelling and struggle
damp to the legs end up in a drench when I puddle
im attempting my fate with the lyrics I possess
but its hard to make everybody in the room content
im flowing for days on irish bays
and if I was a donut I would definitely be glazed
its ill to think of concoctions in a written fashion
and if all minus just to realize that its a subtraction
im dope with anecdotes and primarily a lyricist
but ill try my hand with acoustics so that I can fulfil expositions
gonna end this with a bit of help from the good book
im like the teacher in between ya classes call me a homeroom

[Pharaohs Army]

I've begun to re-examine artistry, and mesh together parts of me. And recognizing redundant cyclical patterns, is only the start for me. The next step is asking if I have any stamina, or strength, to go along, wit the heart in me.

Because you haven't really done anything if you've done it partially. Ask yourself what's next. Pretend you're asking yourself in which direction r u going with your Text.

And then maybe life's questions are a lot more linear. And then maybe, even when it's not 3AM you'll be full of pep and vinegar.

Give credence to the common phrase about your mind and body being a temple. Treat weekends as another important day in your life. Make them eventful, or Un-eventful, if that's what makes them eventful.

Certain scientists credit the longevity of religions with the fact that death is eventual.
I think it's More than that. I still think it's All a bunch of crap, but I'm peering deep into my sense of self- for a starter kit.

In the scheme of it all (cosmological & geological), you and I mean nothing. The purpose of our life is nothing. But it still felt redeeming, to reassuringly talk to my friend, who said, some day she'd feel happy. And I think my other friend felt a sense of purpose,, when he helped me deal with 'er passing.

My goal, went from writing classics, enchanting masses, and practicing rapping,, to being the same person day in and day out. Yet it hasn't happened. Along with that I found a little pile of dirty authenticity which had fallen out the bottom where the straps connect to my knapsack.

[2tripple0]

its interesting to learn new things everyday
but not when were treated like animals and put on display
I need to reconsider my destruction of the past
as ive finally begun to underestimate the outcast
and dragging my body along as it submits to its dishonour
im like an ingenius antidote that crawls like an otter
im too overwhelming its like your a pet that im petting
and its too dreary for bettering its my history that im forgetting
whenever these emotions call on my persona
I feel like sipping a corona with my shampagne supernova
shes forever indicted to my conditions of remorse
trying to find the pain and then kill it at the source
its never ending the story that I cant help but finish
and I cant end this viscious circle that's now so significant
if only I could turn back the hands of time
if only I could learn how to deal with the demands of life
bagging dimes woulda been a more supporting actress
but forever sadness has engraved itself inside my callous

[Pharaohs Army]

bah. it feels like a few months ago i went down the rhyme worm hole. something about finding a Balance between being a manic and picking and choosing the time to be appropriately pedantic.
in school i was taught philosophy and the material composition of ceramics.
and poetry.. maybe i should 've paid attention.
i was too busy being a genius and giving my fucked up head internal lectures.
i was too busy watching coverage of some unimportant presidential election.
i was too busy taking for granted my family, and their extra loving attention.
too busy seeking the next rush of adrenaline
too busy seeking unnecessary medicine
too busy dreaming that i'd someday find evidence
..of why i have these particular outlooks,and sentiments

[Mr. J]

Oblivion, the directive to follow any light that gathered...
a sign of deliverance that came from the enrapture
when it disappeared the squads rally ended in laughter
wrapping the universe in a blanket of natural disasters
in the depths of galaxies crushed into particle matter
absorbing the source of life through a straw. reclining backwards.
Staff Sergeant Reginald Masters.
The 3rd generation in a line of heartless bastards...
at a commanding height with a broad demanding stature
silence overcame the groups.
the troops were looped in hoopty hoops
all I wanted for Christmas was a loopty loop

[2tripple0]

im damaging and cant imagine a vanquished fling
but I can twist you round my finger like a ring
its dope when I connect with lung ins
its like a piece of my sleeve way I got cufflings
I gotta respond with this verse postehaste
you couldn't clean ya mouth out even with colgate
wonder why ya gums ache its from me chipping ya tooth
bubble up ya lip and no chewing gum just fishing with hooks
im dope on the mic I gotta stop feeling so accomplished
the best offense I was told was facing your conflicts
I know this verse was sloppy im deterred like a newbie
and my jewels are rubies way I got ya purchasing product like sony
yo im ill on the decks and you could call me a real lyricist
im like an addiction since your having a hard time trying to resist

[Mr. J]

I'm the gift the rift in time
the split that has further lifted lives
I'm BLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIND
leading the blind...
off the cliff, to become ledge ends
I'm a one way into a dead end
you from the club waking up with bed head
stepping stones that can't step yet..
I'm a fresh breath, you a big mess
whhhhaaaaaaaaaat?

[Pharaohs Army]

writers

[2tripple0]

yo im fleshing it out in my true colours
yo yeah bitch working her figure shes all about numbers
dude Im dope when it comes to text and dropping shit
I could piss bricks still aint come up with anything legit
dope is as dope does that's what my mommy told me
its like listening to retro cuz half your albums are oldies
I aint one to diss without having proper introduction first
you like the bombs in the spangled banner about to burst
im dope with rhymes im just trying to set this punch up
ill be parachuting through the sky like the elephant dumbo
you got nothing on me im too ill when I write rhymes
if this was the front page it would be on the new York times
im amazing with spit and im constantly dropping flows
ill be right up under your nose and suck u in like an undertoe

[Mr. J]

I run alone, you live yours or become a clone
I clutch a bone strike you with this club or stone
what do you call a man with rubber toe?
I don't know but let me get this shit right...I wear...
insanity abandoning anything luscious or vast in me
I'm rambling, battle me...come & get that vasectomy
two side to a story, 50/50 chance, some call it destiny
when the battles inside for me, theres a dent in me..
verbal treasurer, some call me god's messenger...
but I got a complex, so I toy with her as I'm textin' her
tellin' her I have unborn peace I want to be blessin' her
i mean it's such a huge peace, better bring a measurer
sometimes I like to eat bacon but my girl hates pig
I mean she doesn't hate pig, but people like you she hates...dig?
I'm just kidding, kidding like I grew up to be Taye Diggs
getting married needing breathments other insane shit...
lol @ this shit..

[2tripple0]

im dope trying to figure a way to light this blunt
but im counting the rings like the life inside a tree trunk
or an elephant so many ways of describing this text
I could kick this like an old western but id rather flex
ill put a dent in your tooth now you subject to flute
I thought it was a dope flow but cant please everyone
you think everything revolves around you like the sun
im splitting the world up as if I was the equator
im like something you can write on a piece of paper
like a signature or an autograph one of two ways of signing
but im just tired of writing and this verse still igniting
I wish I could end this but I got no luck like a four leaf clover
so I found nature underneath a rock and told her Im a motor
so she slipped me some oil and I filled up the gas tank
but then filled you with carbon dioxide and you battleship sank

[Fig]

I got her shame walking on a bed of hot coals.
sole-less.
This house is not home. Butt; her throat is (lol).
Mourning shower crying down upon her. Where a hole is
there's a pooling power rising to devour a moment.
Nurture her flowering lotus with a candlestick, focused.
Gone with the wind while she fans the wick. Hopeless.

[Fig]

Life made me a man with a vagina.
I mean like, I have a penis (slightly above average), but I was created through the biological function of vagina.
And of penis too but I feel as if I wasnt really "me" while occupying a nutsack. My dad's nutsack of course but, he wasnt really my dad then... or now....
In fact my mom was more like my dad then lol, because she had nothing to do with my life at that point... <---- that point right there.
The approximate size of a female germ cell. S'cool (ironic since it's pronounced like "school" but the spelling implies I never went/am gay).

Lives stop when the magnum pops.
Like my parents lives because I was a burdensome accident conceived in the heat of a moment that extended itself into my life-span.
But I've only ever known this in hindsight, which I'm grateful for.

some things are true enough. like my dick being above average. the proof is out there where the truth isn't.

[Mr. J]

pour the wine & wipe the floor
my videos should be filmed by Michael Moore
7/11 is pretty cool...honestly..I like the store!
hate girls who ain't fight before
I like hoodrats who bite like Mike Tyson..WHORES!
tryna touch a cloud like I AINT BEEN THIS HIGH BEFORE
I like girls who write, or use words like 'adore'
it's so cute, so fucking cute, I HATE THAT TYPE OF LORE
my bedrooms outside but I reeeeeeeeally like indoors...
damn them for housing me in this frightened source of biting force typing more....


wtf am I talking bout lol

[Wise Wiggles]

Wise like a lycan dwarf swiping paws on some vinyl boards
Using kaleidoscopes as viking swords. I'm absorbed
Into water and can't find the shore, wino corpse
In some tye dye shorts, planking on the High Times Porsche
Praying to Hitler, embracing this winter
Rounding up the icicles and making em dinner
Nvm, stabbing myself, chasing a sliver
Giving showers, golden- flow from clouds above, painting the silver
Lining with blood, send some art to your heart- designer drug
Bodying beats, bury em in all kinds of rugs
Titan thug raising lightning up but that's light-end stuff
Where it gets heavy, you take breathers, I wear it steady
And make ether. Break people for staring reckless
Carry stretchers to battles to foreshadow how they'll leave after
But that's barely practice, I'm that dare that has you..

[Bodey]

Wise Wiggles, your shit just makes me happy inside. for real

[Mr. J]

I'm a muthafuckin' pteradactyl
I like to share some cashews
& stare at statues
a song weird al can sample
expensive footwear
don't compare to sandals
or prepare the shampoo..
you dare to battle?
I'll make you wear your ass fool
quick like preparin' fast food
embarrassin' fat dudes
I'm careless & that's true...

[Bodey]

felt a little greener as i stood where my grass grew
higher than a senior short of meds that are past due
chuggin down a liter of a keg like a vacuum
who'd i really think was gonna get the last laugh, you?

[Mr. J]

you weird, like who want to share a bathroom
your farts are like terrorist gas fumes
you prolly have a phillip & terrence tattoo
and shit a little bit when you ah ah ah ahhhchoooo

[Bodey]

Haha, got me chucklin like that's cute
I'm chillin sippin on this pabst blue
Warmin up to solids from that flask juice
And only wake up as long as it's past noon

[Urban Dialect]

What do you know about racism and hatred, favoritism and discrimination, American culture and being raised in it? Got your hand in the air? Cops breaking it, slamming ya face to the pavement and taking you in

[2tripple0]

im dope theres no question when it comes to game
if you wanted a funeral procession one can be arranged
yo im dope with flows I know how to perfect my skill
you know if I was mcdonalds your coffee about to spill
gonna jump ya im dope when I come to packing gats
you all be some chumps im famous like hitlers stash
gonna throw up some rhymes just to digest a verse
shit expanding for eternity call me a distant universe
im dope and just like a stamp im addressing my scrypt
but you fat as a blimp my lines are too hard to resist
im like sand way I bury you quick as if we at the beach
I could inaugurate myself president way I pursue speech
and this aint indirect its all about angles and geometry
making multiple entries for years my glass half empty
I aint friendlies but ill still hook it up with some ice cream
you got families in need and none of them have ur genes

[CopyPat]

posted in OM instead. delete

[Fig]

I'm the product of a process
as the emergent value of my conscious
is brought on by a web of these neurochemical constants...
but I don't see that, all I see are objects.
Scientific. Quantitative. Limited progress.

[2tripple0]

im dope as some pure white
but still black as night and totally chill on the mic
going change my structure around its needs assistance
you would have succeeded but your tactics are too advanced
all i know is nothing can survive without any daylight
and you never get free admission im always first in line
going jump the gun because life speaks for itself
if you have no defense then ill screw u like a wrench
just gotta perfect the lines in order to define this piece
im spreading the cheddar and ordering a pizza with cheese
gonna end this here you aint go nothing to compare
im knocking you out this round like a game of musical chairs

[Mr. J]

Overabundance I'm cunning with the cuttlery
playing the trumpet jumping at who fucks with me
BOO! I state this while changing up the beat
Took a couple weeks, a couple freaks & a buck a piece..
got a fly trap that's been stuck to me..
cause I'm fly idiot! I like my drink a little bubbly
Girl got a quick mouth 'you ain't outrunnin' me'
Got a dick for show & tell. come & see..

[2tripple0]

okay wow i usually don't talk shit about others
but you about useless as wearing some rubbers
and i know ya think ya style sick and filled with rhymes
but you be like a contract except nothing getting signed
im dope and i know you think you can kill me
but don't be silly you just stuck in traffic in philly
i don't feel like rapping and you keep going back and forth
you better pay up front cuz i aint dealing with shit on my porch
i be like George Washington the first president of the unites states
i play high stakes and i aint in the white house but i still try to relate
yo there aint nothing to it you just like liquid way im so fluid
you be like stones people taken for other foundations call me ruins
gonna end this like this and that call me the chronic 2015
this the finisher its like furniture way i got ya girl comfy in my dreams

[Mr. J]

On the pedestal blessin you, extraterrestrial..
contact, combat issued at the head of you..
paranoia tentacles, peep the third I lend to you
tap into the celestial, grasp onto the incredible
BOO BOO BLAH BLAH that is the message dude
don't ask me what it means, its meant for you..
Inception...you can hear the cue when the times right
So faaaallllll back....wake up and get your mind right
lol

[Pharaohs Army]

writers

[2tripple0]

im chilling on the forums trying to write some lines
if this was the cover of a newspaper id call it the New York Times
and i never have trouble getting my point across
if this was a dvd i could stop at any time and put it on pause
i just want to floss there aint nothing to it life speaks for itself
you like a dilapidated apartment no one paying for the rent
my rhymes got mass populations infected call me malaria
and since im like post codes im filling crowds with mass hysteria
not that i want to create a scene or start to command a mob
and just like a stop sign you gotta break for people who want to cross
im just dropping knowledge all over his cypher for yall to address
your verses are like commercials people fast forward through all ya texts

[Jan]

yo its almost my birthday
2tripple0 is sure lame
time

[Witty]

Fuck ur birthday

I got these straps, strapped above my kneecaps, i just lift shit n spray
Hit kneeslap with 3 claps, like HIP HIP HOORAY!

[Witty]

Kneeslap happy bday tho lol

[Mr. J]

Shiiiiiiiiiid



I have an automatic causin' static
shockin' clap shit, stoppin' wack shit
talkin' wrap shit, bodybag that shit
toilet paper grab that shit
Hold em like a toilet brush
golden seat, diamond handle that's a royyyyyal flush
fuck that..touch that...touch whaaaaat!?!
Touch that ..

[2tripple0]

im doomed my lyrics will get me in a concoction
im ill with production caught you with the love potion
like a woman who bleeds once a month on her period
so act accordingly because you a complete idiot
feeling envious that I can open up a womans womb
ill bury you like a treasure and call ya pyramid a tombstone
you like ancient folk who built cities near natural resources
and people still talking abortions and im not a law enforcement
but I still can feel awake and a funeral parlour too
and just like jesus Christ the way I got to martyr you
and just like a baptism im washing you with cold water
im like a rodent digging in the kingdom sent to slaughter
you could call me an otter because im wise like a gangster
just found out I killed cupid and couldn't split like the equator
im in the meridian trying to compass my way like a navigator
your mans a loser I tuned ya flute while I fed ya boy to alligators

[Witty]

Psycho babble, kick back - unwind with scrabble
Mind is scrambled, smiling at these guys that battle
I like to dabble in pints and fight the rabble
I'm ruthless, regarded as stupid retarded
Dying from lupus my heart is toothless and guarded
But i fuck sluts in my dreams, ladies in my nightmares
Crazy shit, and im scared, but it's not what it seems
God is a fiend, crackhead sucking dick for rock
Time is my foe so i hit the clock, we going tick for tock
Life is upsetting, inception, too deep to understand, people underhand so they catch my knife at their wedding reception
Never been less than a memory, mental regression
Kurt Cobains churned up brains with kennedy's meshed in

[Mr. J]

I'll fuckin...I'll fuckin....


eat your heart with a spoon, howl at the moon
is it to who? Or to whom? Get swept like a broom
get wet like a groom. Oops I said that too soon
Bad boy I'm a loon, plies I'm a goon, riiiight?!?
I'm a fool...take the plant out of the root...
injure ya crew and take the weakest out the group
WOOOOO got that ric flair that splits hairs
pistol wet ya whole noggin like pimp hair
WOOOOOOO I got that steal a rapper style

child wild, wild child, mile profile fuckin rhymes ssssson

[emcee squared]

nothing

[Pharaohs Army]

writers