Destroyer (1-3) vs JontheDon (0-0) - {Destroyer Wins}

[Sharp]

NBL Season 7
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Destroyer JonTheDon

[Destroyer]

in for ten

[JonTheDon]

10 it is

[JonTheDon]

10 Destroyer

[Destroyer]

u can't fuck w/des. I'm evil & I'm crazy bro
I leave jons too hurt... u can call that my daily show
des gets bad bitches. u only see me w/straight bangers
u'd think u was in the gym w/neighbor the way u stay on them weight-gainers
des hails from kings, my blood lineage is immaculate
only royal T u know is the blue one under ur bed in which u deposit ur ejaculate
des will destroy u. my blows are designed to make u fall... simple
I'll put a hole in ur neck that'll make greed's look like a small dimple
I'll beat u til ur half dead, until my fuckin hands red
then go & add ur name to the "best pussy I ever had thread"

[JonTheDon]

Idk this slut, did research on em, went with my gut
At 1-3 n last couple battles, makes me wonder ur the destroyer of wht?
U lost ur luck u fuck yrs ago, ya need a lenders plan
Im in the kitchen cookin that coca cola, u got cooked by the vendor man
Shit the league like money on hand, I got it on deck hoe
Last time u hit Lotto, it was simple....he fucking didnt show
Ya wording blows, n concepts just poor so get geared up hoer
Kown fact: outta 4 battles u got a W, from the 1 no1 appeared 4
Ya bitch goes, she b watchn barney n the alphabet w/ my son blown stanky, g
Lessons ironicly destro babybop'd me, under the yellow blanky way before the a, b, c's

[JonTheDon]

Votes.....

[Tettris]

des will destroy u. my blows are designed to make u fall... simple
I'll put a hole in ur neck that'll make greed's look like a small dimple

vs

Shit the league like money on hand, I got it on deck hoe
Last time u hit Lotto, it was simple....he fucking didnt show
Ya wording blows, n concepts just poor so get geared up hoer
Kown fact: outta 4 battles u got a W, from the 1 no1 appeared 4

was expecting a lot more outta Des...shit just fell flat homey...

v/Jon

[Ghost1]

Idk this slut, did research on em, went with my gut
At 1-3 n last couple battles, makes me wonder ur the destroyer of wht?

Lmao. Cant lie...kinda liked this....simple but clean.

U lost ur luck u fuck yrs ago, ya need a lenders plan
Im in the kitchen cookin that coca cola, u got cooked by the vendor man

Meh....i get it....he lost to deon....this wasnt great tho

Shit the league like money on hand, I got it on deck hoe
Last time u hit Lotto, it was simple....he fucking didnt show

Wack

Ya wording blows, n concepts just poor so get geared up hoer
Kown fact: outta 4 battles u got a W, from the 1 no1 appeared 4

This is ok ...ish

Ya bitch goes, she b watchn barney n the alphabet w/ my son blown stanky, g
Lessons ironicly destro babybop'd me, under the yellow blanky way before the a, b, c's

? Lolwut


u can't fuck w/des. I'm evil & I'm crazy bro
I leave jons too hurt... u can call that my daily show

Wordings off here

des gets bad bitches. u only see me w/straight bangers
u'd think u was in the gym w/neighbor the way u stay on them weight-gainers

Lol cool

des hails from kings, my blood lineage is immaculate
only royal T u know is the blue one under ur bed in which u deposit ur ejaculate

This is an almost.....an gross..lol

des will destroy u. my blows are designed to make u fall... simple
I'll put a hole in ur neck that'll make greed's look like a small dimple

Simple.....ok ish

I'll beat u til ur half dead, until my fuckin hands red
then go & add ur name to the "best pussy I ever had thread"

Meh




All in all i think des was more consistent......the only line i really liked from jon was his opener....but it landed hard imo. The rest of his shit were mostly misses tho...an des aint had nothin spectacular but i feel like each line was atkeast a mediocre jab which had him landing more......not a great battle lmao.

V destroyer

[Bender]

Destroyer. The Jon Stewart line was gay as fuck...but the weight gainers line was tucking hilarious. That was a quotable line for sure. Royal blue. T shirt was okkkk I guess and the last line flowed nice so I liked it.

Jonthedon. I liked your first line after that the verse kinds went down hill Imo. I didn't understand what you were trying to say with the coca cola punch I would assume you are referring to yourself cooking coke into crack or something but it was lame and the bee hop line was weird.

Vote. DESTROYER

[CtrlF4]

V/des...This was weight gainer vs Jon opener...everything else I didn't fill des weight gain was lotb so I gave him the w...Jon last bar was terrible and des Jon too hurt was terrible wasn't digging this..i noticed des says his name a lot while battling the destroyer of what was funny though cuz what does he destroy lol...i like/expect more from both but being real w/yall didn't like this

[Sharp]

des gets bad bitches. u only see me w/straight bangers
u'd think u was in the gym w/neighbor the way u stay on them weight-gainers


Shit the league like money on hand, I got it on deck hoe
Last time u hit Lotto, it was simple....he fucking didnt show


close but i edge it to des with better nonquotes... jon did well overall but didnt get the concepts out too clearly

v/des


4-1 des

more tags than votes lol

[Allen Knight]

Royal t, weight gainer

Vs

Lotto

V/des, close battle see better from des but never seen anythin from jon
he had some good ideas just didn't execute them well..des was a little more consistent
here so he wins imo. Props on the battle yahll