REAL NIGGA SHIT ITT. ONLY OG's STEP IN. BE WARNED THO: STUNTERS GET TOSSED AT WILL

[Batty]

THIS DISCUSSION IS ONLY FOR O.G. STATUS REAL. ALL STUNTERS MAY BE SUBJECT TO FUCKING.


BASICALLY THIS THREAD IS FOR VALIDATE OR PUT ON BLAST TIME.



For real nigga shit…

-Like when you got your dick in a chick and she coughs. It feels like the coochie is a retreating snapping turtle ducking off into it’s shell.

-Or that look a nigga makes when you look at them and say “What the fuck did you just say?” then they look like Wile E. Coyote when he goes off the side of a cliff and he’s suspended in the air. It’s like their soul folded up and we all know the eyes are the windows to the soul.

-Or when you fuck a bitch and then you gotta go somewhere or dip out right after sex (which is always). When your dick is in post-wood phase and sawce is still dripping, put that shit in a sock and dip out so you won’t fuck up the boxers for wherever you goin next.

-Like when you been meeting up and fucking a chick for awhile and then you in the car or something with her and she starts trying to have a serious discussion with you and you realize she’s getting some emotion. While she’s talking you are actually talking to yourself inside your head and you say “IS THIS BITCH BOUT TO SAY SHE LOVES ME OR WHATEVER” and then the other part of you is like “Oh fuck, we gotta dip” and none of that is even crazy at all when you look back on it.

-Or when you bang her and refuse to throw her a towel afterwards because that shit would be way too personal for your relationship with her.

-Or like when you’re so fucking G that you can say anything and not have to add NO HOMO to that shit. Johnny Depp is handsome as fuck, I can’t even lie.


I stand by my shit.

[Wise Wiggles]

I d suck depp's dik to keep him alive

I luh Gilbert

[Batty]

Gilbert Grape made me who I am right now.

[Swerve]

Real G shit.

[veritas]

on some real life real shit, like really real shit, I smash in the butt when I want to, not when she asks me.

in the morning I dookie then use the shower to wipe me, keep it gutter muhfugga.

100% on everything Ryan Reynolds was dope in the Nines.

[Lars]

- when you buy koka noodles by the tray, not the packet, knowing come the end of the month you're gonna thank yourself for the forethought. them shits are instant noodles, not none of this 'throw it in and nuke 'em for 5 mins after applying water' bullshit

- when you've no lube so you bust inside, crack the whip to get going again, then fuck a bitch a second or third time with your own nut being used as lube

same goes for brad pitt as it does johnny depp, just to keep it trill also.

[veritas]

- when you've no lube so you bust inside, crack the whip to get going again, then fuck a bitch a second or third time with your own nut being used as lube

respect^

[YDK]

I never tell a bitch I'm bout to come, she jus swallows when it happens

[veritas]

I never tell a bitch I'm bout to come, she jus swallows when it happens

QUIT STUNTING LIL CUZ!

[YDK]

Shit I ain't stuntin, last time a bitch ain't swallow....well you see my avy

[Brian Bryan]

lmao what does that even mean, she gave birth to spic jnr and convinced you it was yours?

[Split]

Lmao

certified OGs, no poets unless ur Walt Whitman

[veritas]

lmao what does that even mean, she gave birth to spic jnr and convinced you it was yours?

well played. Toss that stunter outa this thread.

I punch myself in the neck during conventions when people I am forced to talk to start boring me. They get scared and stop.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/099/316/naughty-memes-theyre-trying-really-hard-not-to-yell1.jpg

[Witty]

Hey guys, what about when you treat a lady with respect and inquire as to whether she would be comfortable with a sexual activity before engaging in it.

OG STATUS.

[veritas]

Ima tell you like this: I keep a blade. I keep a strap. I listen to Mozart. I cook meat over an open fire. Whats more back in the day I broke this hoe named robin for raw vs smackdown for ps2 when it first came out.

[Witty]

Ima tell you like this: I keep a blade. I keep a strap. I listen to Mozart. I cook meat over an open fire. Whats more back in the day I broke this hoe named robin for raw vs smackdown for ps2 when it first came out.

I have a knife.

It's quite big.

[Batty]

I don't care how much game you got or how impressive your roster of conquests is, every real nigga has had several of "that bitch". You know that bitch that acts like there's a king cobra tryin to feed her some icky cough syrup when you try to bust a nut anywhere on her facial area. It's always the real pretty bitches too.

Anybody in here wanna go Dexter on the bitch for split second when she does it? Like imagine yourself pointing out her crimes and stabbing her then dumping the body in the gulf stream.

Ryan Gosling is overrated to me. He kinda looks like a cartoon cat with down syndrome.

[maths debate]

real g-strings

[maths debate]

"stunners get tossed at will"



you might wanna change tossed for something else

[maths debate]

batty dat nigga


ayo so do you swallow or are you cumaphobic



my bad i'm just fucking with you my nigga, dope thread i aint a real g but yall keep it 100

[veritas]

On everything, real talk:

1. if she says ouch or "you're hurting me" you go harder
2. after, if she aint crying you aint satisfying.
3. It is in no way gay to say that I have a mancrush on the character of Ron Swanson on that show Parks and Rec.

[Batty]

Look, I wanna see how real We can get in this...

Real niggas snitch.

I will debate anybody on this and hold it down.

[Split]

loooool

[veritas]

I am interested to see where this goes and I would add that real niggas dont get caught and I fapped to an old salt and peppa video when I was 11.

[Batty]

When I was a kid, I beat my dick to Denise's strip scene from Road House and was mere seconds away from getting caught.

I had tactical masturbation skills, I was like a dickbeating Green Beret. I was Seal Team of seal-flogging. I had socks that could stand up by themselves.

[veritas]

aight Batty you taking the game to a whole new level, which is why I live so:

I used to be a young mastermind strategist when it came to getting my moms out the house so I could watch scrambled softcore pornos on the Spice network on the cable box. My cock learned instant attention and hold it there so I could get a few vicious strokes to some seconds of "clear tittie with nipple".

This one time my momma came though when I was pitching a tent in the wind, and I swear I did like three dragonball Z back flips through the living room so she wouldn't see. That is when I decided I would grow up to be a ninja, my ninja.

[Mael]

When I was a kid, I beat my dick to Denise's strip scene from Road House and was mere seconds away from getting caught.

I had tactical masturbation skills, I was like a dickbeating Green Beret. I was Seal Team of seal-flogging. I had socks that could stand up by themselves.

Goneee.

[Witty]

When I was alone at home I used to jack off at the top of the stairs and see how far down them I could get it to go.

[Batty]

When I was at my buddy's house I used his bathroom and straight up jacked a pair of his sister's panties from the laundry basket.


but they could've been his stepmom's tbh.

[veritas]

WHEN I WAS AT MY BUDDIES HOUSE I PUSHED PLAY ON HIS DADS VCR AND THERE WAS A STRAIGHT UP PORNO IN IT. I STOLE THAT SHIT AND 60 DOLLARS.

[Batty]

WHEN I WAS AT MY BUDDIES HOUSE I PUSHED PLAY ON HIS DADS VCR AND THERE WAS A STRAIGHT UP PORNO IN IT. I STOLE THAT SHIT AND 60 DOLLARS.

How old were you and how's you run up on the $60?


When we were kids, me & jason333888 put a porn on my dad's big screen and charged the kids in the neighborhood to watch it.


Real niggas can cry during Disney Pixar movies.

Also when hoes swallow and keep on going, it eventually starts to feel good and hurt and tickle at the same time.

[Fig]

Yo you know that bitch is ready when you reach down her pants and it feels like feeding a horse

[veritas]

How old were you and how's you run up on the $60?


When we were kids, me & jason333888 put a porn on my dad's big screen and charged the kids in the neighborhood to watch it.


Real niggas can cry during Disney Pixar movies.

Also when hoes swallow and keep on going, it eventually starts to feel good and hurt and tickle at the same time.

I was bout 11-12 my ninja. I saw it there on this dresser in a gold money clip.

Real niggas can cry during Hotel for Dogs.

True at teh hurt and tickle. Also, you know how broads always wanna try talking to you while you on the john dropping dook? make em suck you while you dooking. They will.

[Masaii]

Ryan Reynolds was dope in the Nines.

Real Gs dont like the nines, as a matter a fact, none liked the nines. Fucking waste of my life ill never get back

Bags fuck you for telling me it was good and me sitting through the whole 90 minute debacle thinking "somethings gonna happen soon, bags said it was good!" and then me being like "why would someone from the interwebz lie to me?" LOL FAGGOT!

[veritas]

Real Gs dont like the nines, as a matter a fact, none liked the nines. Fucking waste of my life ill never get back

Bags fuck you for telling me it was good and me sitting through the whole 90 minute debacle thinking "somethings gonna happen soon, bags said it was good!" and then me being like "why would someone from the interwebz lie to me?" LOL FAGGOT!

You aint real, so how the hades would you know pimping?

[Masaii]

Dont lie to yourself

[veritas]

2009 just hit me up on the landline, ask3d if we were going back to this dynamic?

[Ryan 12]

before the beginning of time wants their ideas back The Mind Assassin

[Ghost1]

I used to wack my young jimmy off to the girl bad guys in streets of rage.....member the ones that would hop on u an hump u to death....an make that moaning noise as ur life bar went down? Word....id just be walkin up to em nit trynna punch em er nuthin.....like....yea....yea.....word im wackin off to this.....shit be like......game over....pfft i won streets of rage......i won.

[Ghost1]

Real Gs dont like the nines, as a matter a fact, none liked the nines. Fucking waste of my life ill never get back

Bags fuck you for telling me it was good and me sitting through the whole 90 minute debacle thinking "somethings gonna happen soon, bags said it was good!" and then me being like "why would someone from the interwebz lie to me?" LOL FAGGOT!


Man

U called me out for this the first time u watched it


An i told u then also......i did not say that lmao


I also was tricked by veritas....however i had the common sense to cut it.off 20min in.....shame on u.

[veritas]

before the beginning of time wants their ideas back The Mind Assassin

Remember before the beginning.

[Witty]

The Mind Assassin I remembered the future before the beginning.

Do I win?

[Masaii]

Man

U called me out for this the first time u watched it


An i told u then also......i did not say that lmao


I also was tricked by veritas....however i had the common sense to cut it.off 20min in.....shame on u.

if i have started a movie im watching it till the credits, except for real extreme cases.

[Batty]

I got as far as the scene where Van Wilder was beating his dick on the couch and whimpering.

Real nigga shit tho, I watched Brokeback the whole way thru.

[veritas]

Van Wilder is Van Wilder showing range during the last part of that movie that you never got to. Also in the middle part he plays a gay guy, which is no means homo to watch, real nigga shit. Furthermore, It is by no means homo to say that Fabio looks fantastic for a 60 yr old.

[Batty]

We almost went out of character.


Real nigga shit, back in the day this one bitch who shall remain unnamed... Let's just call her ASHLEY MABRY FROM MERIDIAN MS used to act all weird about giving head. She would only do it for like one minute and quit. I was like wtf. She said one night a dude a busted in her mouth and she started vommitting. That was an Xbox achievement I knew I had to unlock.

Also OG motherfuckers could wear anything we want and still be OG as fuck. Real talk, I went to a Pimps and Hoes party on once as a hoe and nobody said shit.

[veritas]

almost only counts in congress and fish markets.

but yeah I feel you on that. I used to bang a chick who was a ballerina. I highly recommend that. I invented a position I called the "Brititsh Bulldog". I have platinumed trophied pooping in random niggas back yards and making it look like dog turds.

[Lars]

When I was alone at home I used to jack off at the top of the stairs and see how far down them I could get it to go.

lmao i think i did that once but from the top of our building and i had held it in for as long as i could without letting go

shit swung out like spiderman web fluid

i remember thinking it must be what peter parked did on his day off

roflzzz

[Witty]

lmao i think i did that once but from the top of our building and i had held it in for as long as i could without letting go

shit swung out like spiderman web fluid

i remember thinking it must be what peter parked did on his day off

roflzzz

Lmao

Gonnnne @ Spiderman web fluid.

[Batty]

Spidey web fluid is a win.

The only reason to save it up is to do impressive shit like that.

[veritas]

real nigga shit: Sometimes I drop dook in the toilet, and don't flush. Then I stand up and beat off and skeet on the dook and take pictures of the designs and save it in a scrap book I keep.

[Sn00p]

I fucked a bitch on her period once. But none of that "I didn't know what I was getting into or what was going" bullshit. She pulled out her tampon and I hit that.

[Batty]

I fucked a bitch on her period once. But none of that "I didn't know what I was getting into or what was going" bullshit. She pulled out her tampon and I hit that.

Gone

One of my homeboys was working the nightshift, while his GF was drunk as fuck I went into their apartment and stole one of their home made pornos. We had a party that night and watched on it the big screen with like 15 people there. Somebody stole it from me later lol.

[veritas]

dead
X X
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on my momma you ever bang ya broad in ya boys bed and skeet sweep? I knew of a dude they called "period pete" rumor has it that this nigga used to get off on politely sipping on period-muck smoothies....THATS a real nigga.

[Batty]

I knew a white girl in school that only sucked black dudes dicks. We all called her Puddin Pop.

[veritas]

Damn. I always thought the pudding pop was when you put it in her butt then made her suck it. To each his own.

[Batty]

That's that ATM machine where I'm from, V

[veritas]

That reminds me of what we used to call the Fedex. You know when you secretly smash ya broads best friend and then have a pic of the money shot fedexed to her workplace on Valentines day...like a boss.

[Tom Sparks]

I jacked off at my friends house, in the basement n left the nut under the stairs

I skull fucked this bitch once, she threw up all over my cocky so I used the inside of her vagina to clean it off

My eyes dispensed a salty liquid during love&basketball

[Split]

real n****** scrape ball sweat to plan the next shower

[Tom Sparks]

And who hasn't fucked a chick on their period

U ain't a man unless u do so.. It's like a right of passage

I had this girl literally get her period while we were fuckin n the whole the time I'm like damn girl, ur pussy slippery as fuck till I pulled out n it looked like murder scene.. Blood n semen everywhere

[veritas]

And who hasn't fucked a chick on their period

U ain't a man unless u do so.. It's like a right of passage

I had this girl literally get her period while we were fuckin n the whole the time I'm like damn girl, ur pussy slippery as fuck till I pulled out n it looked like murder scene.. Blood n semen everywhere

stunting.

[Batty]

I thought about something this morning. A real nigga NEVER gets a vasectomy. Real niggas just deny that the kids are his and will go to any length to discredit the bitch making the claim.

[veritas]

^word up.

Real niggas.

[Batty]

I noticed people skipped over the boyhood dog's wiener question, imma call "too soon" for that one around here.

[veritas]

Story of my life on this board bro, story of my life. these guys are so psychologically rigid, and hiding behind defense mechanisms, that it makes my taint tighten. Speaking of, Real niggas shart and keep walking.

[Witty]

I didn't have a boyhood dog :(

[veritas]

did you ever with a dog in general in your boyhood?

[Mael]

And who hasn't fucked a chick on their period

U ain't a man unless u do so.. It's like a right of passage

I had this girl literally get her period while we were fuckin n the whole the time I'm like damn girl, ur pussy slippery as fuck till I pulled out n it looked like murder scene.. Blood n semen everywhere

Sig check.

[Batty]

Well played Mael.

[Witty]

Except it doesn't rhyme?

[Batty]

Oh.

[Masaii]

Except it doesn't rhyme?

REAL G'S DONT CONFORM TO THE BOUNDRIES OF TEXT

[Wise Wiggles]

REAL GS POUND FIREBALL AND RUM AND SHOOT AR FIFTEENS AT TANTERITE AND THEN BLACK OUT ON THE WAY BACK DEMAND DRIVER PULL OVER TO SIDE OF HIGHWAY IN SNOW AND THEN PROCEED TO DROP TROU AND START PACING THE SIDELINES FLIPPING THE PIGEONS AND THEN GET BACK TO TOWN HIT UP DEL TACO ORDER A JR BACON START TELLING CASHIER TO FUCK OFF SAYS YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A GODDAMN JR BACON IS THEYRE A DOLLAR TWENTY FIVE NOT FUCKIN THREE FITTY AND THEN JUST ORDER WATER GO TO GET ICE LETS THE ICE OVERFLOW TO THE FLOOR YELLING GODDDDDD I LUV FUCKIN ICE!

[dead man]

fireball is fucking disgusting

but i sure drank the entire bottle i had

[Wise Wiggles]

It certainly takes a few to break it in, that's for sure.

[Witty]

What is fireball?

[dead man]

It certainly takes a few to break it in, that's for sure.
truuue

after the first 4 or 5 it feels like warm syrupy delight

[Wise Wiggles]

It's a cinnamon flavored whiskey. You put some in this hard cidar, from Angry Orchard and they fuck you up. I usually just end up swigging ze bottle. Witty

[dead man]

http://www.whiskeylullaby.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fireball-whiskey.jpg

you don't have it in ireland probably because you guys respect whiskey.

[dead man]

It's a cinnamon flavored whiskey. You put some in this hard cidar, from Angry Orchard and they fuck you up. I usually just end up swigging ze bottle. Witty
thats actually a great idea for a winter drink. thanks pal

[Witty]

Lol it looks and sounds absolutely horrible.

I'm gonna see if we have any similar drink here, always try everything once.

[Split]

damn.. if youre dumb enough to buy a handle of Fireball, you deserve to drink every drop

[Batty]

I been drinking Irish Car Bombs and contemplating shit.

Well I'm off to go fuck this bull.

[Sn00p]

http://www.whiskeylullaby.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fireball-whiskey.jpg

you don't have it in ireland probably because you guys respect whiskey.

Since we've brought up the topic: Real men drink their scotch without ice cubes.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I got all of y'all beat. I've won most of the figts I've been in. Consequently...any person I've ever lost a fight to died within two years of our altercation by gods hands...not by mine. Got jumped once in my life by two niggas who were mad older than me. They both committed suicide within a year of each other. My g status is omniptoent . Fuck with me and you're gonna lose or die.

I also fucked a navy seals wife when I was 19. No jive

[Masaii]

Youre rawning right now ^

Appreciate the lulz tho....sig check.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I dont lie about my life over the net. Shits weird and probably has nothing to do with some universal accountability for crossing paths with me andnits just a coincidence. Lol still true none the less. The navy seals wife was a butter face though

[Masaii]

Universal law of Nibru?!?

RICAN!?!?

[Batty]

I had full blooded wolves for pets growing up and I am deadly accurate with a tomahawk. That's gotta at least balance us out on the butterface Navy wife.

[Chaos]

SCENARIO: YOU ARE STEPPED TO BY DA GAWD OF TEXT, R!CAN. HE IS OFFERING UP HANDS, WHAT DO YOU DO?