swiss cheese pervert running loose in philly (THEY GOT HIM)

[Sharp]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/swiss-cheese-pervert-strikes-philadelphia-woman-article-1.1578861

second time i've heard about him... im scared to go into the city now guys

http://static01.mediaite.com/med/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/swiss-cheese-pervert-philadelphia-police-650x456.jpg

[veritas]

that nigga looking like the pig-orc from lord of the rings.

[Batty]

I just skimmed over the article, so this is either too soon or too late...


but... is he sticking his dick through one of the holes in the swiss cheese slice?

Because that seems like the way to go.

[Allen Knight]

just turn urself in sharp

[Certain]

"Hey, ladies, would you like to see my Extra Sharp Nine?"

[Tic]

Lmao is that Fat Joe?

[Fig]

Ughhh no tick tack

no it isn't

[NYCSPITZ]

Totoro

[Certain]

Totoro

Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.

[Fig]

Police are still trying to put a fork in the pervert that cruises around town and attempts to lure women to his car with a block of cheese and then exposes himself

-_-

[Objective]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YlX6SczUbQ

[Fig]

Dude this might be the funniest thing I've ever heard of

[Ghost1]

Im sayin tho but....who snapped the photo? Surely they had to get a swiss dick sandwhich after.getting that close.....

[Tom Sparks]

Mets?

[Sn00p]

lmao. y'all need to read that article. that dude is fucking hilarious. what a genius. lmaoooooooooo

[Witty]

I love this guy.

[Sharp]

http://gawker.com/police-arrest-philadelphias-infamous-swiss-cheese-mast-1502767966?

they caught him guys

phew

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/19cqq5089frmqjpg.jpg

[Allen Knight]

Lmfao this.nigga.looks like predator wit his mask off

[Fig]

I don't understand...

why...

cheese?

[Witty]

I don't understand...

why...

cheese?

Why not?

Oh. Wait.

Lots of reasons.

[Fig]

I honestly applaud this guy

He's gangster as possible

No fucks given whatsoever
He knows what he wants