TAX SEASON!!!!!!

[Badweather]

i claimed myself, and marked that i was "head of household." definitely made less than 26 g's this year. how is it possible to owe over $500?!?!


kill me now!

[Ghost1]

LOL

Im gettin 4300back

Bangbang

[Split]

my tax return's gonna be like $100

[Witty]

I don't understand taxes.

[Ghost1]

Basically the government steals money from u all year long then at the beginning of the following year they give u back a portion of what they stole from u.

Taxes 101

[Wise Wiggles]

Thank god

[Ryan 12]

I don't understand taxes.

23 without knowledge of taxes



lmao ur so pathetic

[Ryan 12]

and back on ignore you go


Witty

[Witty]

Ryan put me back on ignore to counter my statement that he only took me off because ppl said it was gay.

Ryan is butthurt and doesn't know how to hide it.

Ryan ruins being butthurt.

Ryan ruins everything.

[dull boy]

All kids are good for.

[veritas]

Basically the government steals money from u all year long then at the beginning of the following year they give u back a portion of what they stole from u.

Taxes 101

this.

[veritas]

Ryan put me back on ignore to counter my statement that he only took me off because ppl said it was gay.

Ryan is butthurt and doesn't know how to hide it.

Ryan ruins being butthurt.

Ryan ruins everything.

you have a good gimmick going here, mostly because of how true it is.

[Strikta]

How u getting back 4300?

U got like 3 kids or something?

I'm only getting back like a grand.

[Witty]

All kids are good for.

Nah, the sex is enjoyable too.

[Wise Wiggles]

How u getting back 4300?

U got like 3 kids or something?

I'm only getting back like a grand.

If you claim a child, the government steals money out of everyone else's pocket so dumb ass faggots who don't cover der pepe before plucking away can live like kings and spoil their offspring into the little pieces of shit that makes this country so fabulous.

[StarFaggot]

I will be paying taxes.

Lol Badweather how do you owe taxes? Are you on govt assistance?

[Diode]

i claimed myself, and marked that i was "head of household." definitely made less than 26 g's this year. how is it possible to owe over $500?!?!


kill me now!

you can't claim head of household unless you have a dependent, genius.

[Badweather]

you can't claim head of household unless you have a dependent, genius.

Sure I can. Especially 'cause I'm head of the household.

[Diode]

Sure I can. Especially 'cause I'm head of the household.

That's not what that means, but okay. Enjoy your audit.

[Diode]

Basically the government steals money from u all year long then at the beginning of the following year they give u back a portion of what they stole from u.

Taxes 101

not if you claim the proper amount of deductions.

[Badweather]

Lmao! Yeah an audit. The IRS is gonna turn my world upside-down for a few hundred bucks.



I'm ruined. Wesley Snipes to thread

[Badweather]

On a serious note. If you're a parent, you're getting mad stacks this year.

[uh-oh]

MAN

how you guys doing it already? i do turbotax and they told me they can't file until the irs does some weird shit or something in the government is down

im pretty sure i did my taxes wrong, out of 400 dollar checks, i get 351 after taxes, which seems pretty crazy yo. but im gonna be getting a couple hundred back anyways somehow

i thought i would owe

[Certain]

I get back at least $1,100 every year. I file to have a little extra withheld. This year, I had some major medical expenses because of knee surgery, too, so I'm hoping to bring in about $2,000.

[uh-oh]

aight so turbotax did it now.

im getting back like 270 lmao

i only made 8 stacks tho, and the way i had it set up they barely took anything out of my checks, so i think it works out.

[Rawn MD]

How u getting back 4300?

U got like 3 kids or something?

I'm only getting back like a grand.

thats what im looking at i think

i usually avg around 1200 or so w tax returns

still waiting on my w2's tho

cant i access that sht tho through my ssn n internet or do i have to wait 4 employers to mail that sht?

[trap.]

aight so turbotax did it now.

im getting back like 270 lmao

i only made 8 stacks tho, and the way i had it set up they barely took anything out of my checks, so i think it works out.

How do you make 8k in a year and survive? I'd be living like a king where you're at.

[Certain]

thats what im looking at i think

i usually avg around 1200 or so w tax returns

still waiting on my w2's tho

cant i access that sht tho through my ssn n internet or do i have to wait 4 employers to mail that sht?

So you're going to file for a tax refund ... while on the LAM?

http://i.imgur.com/ErPw0nn.gif

[Wise Wiggles]

Yeah I usually get 1200 also. Last couple years they been taking my state return though for some unknown bullshit reason I'm too ADHD to read into. So I'm proll looking at a grand.

[Rawn MD]

yes sir

and have it loaded to a pre-paid debit green dot card

i already spoke to ppl and figred it out schematically Certain

[uh-oh]

How do you make 8k in a year and survive? I'd be living like a king where you're at.

i didnt work the whole year, and i live with my pops. i normally just pay electric, internet, tv, and my phone, but the past few months i've been paying rent too, since my dad quit his job due to injury, and workers comps been jerking him around and its been destroying me supporting us both.

if i got steady work, i would make 20 grand a year tho. 400 a week (350 after taxes).

[Diode]

you made 8k net or 8k gross?

[uh-oh]

in box 1, "wages tips other comp"

7880

[uh-oh]

i also made 300 off BEATZ and 100 off a football bet :cool:

[Diode]

in box 1, "wages tips other comp"

7880

jesus.

making me feel horrible today uhoh

[Certain]

Guys, if we all gave uh-oh the change that we have lying around the house, we could double his annual income.

[Rawn MD]

i want my w2 damnit, and its going to be damn near impossible to get bc they wont mail it to PO Box even if i had it redirected


srsly how can i get my w2 online?

[Diode]

i want my w2 damnit, and its going to be damn near impossible to get bc they wont mail it to PO Box even if i had it redirected


srsly how can i get my w2 online?

lmao you have a warrant out

you aint getting shit rawndo

[Certain]

i want my w2 damnit, and its going to be damn near impossible to get bc they wont mail it to PO Box even if i had it redirected


srsly how can i get my w2 online?

I get it through my company website.

[SupaDave]

See u soon rawn

[Rawn MD]

green dot card

i already sad this

i even spoke to hrblock in a hypothetical/unhypothetical way

i dont need a tax evasion charge

sheeshhhh

help me ncs

[uh-oh]

diode what did you make last year

everyone post what they made in box 1 or your forever a ho

[Diode]

diode what did you make last year

everyone post what they made in box 1 or your forever a ho

dont have my w2s yet.

[Split]

in box 1, "wages tips other comp"

7880


well, you make more than me

[Rawn MD]

i just checked company site, hrblock site and adp

and i cant find damn w2

grrrrrrrrrrr

[uh-oh]

nigga nobody cares

we're discussing how rich everyone here is now

turn yourself in or kill yourself

[Rawn MD]

im richer then u according to w2

and i been unemployed and on the run

n approximating, but safely

lmao

im sry uhoh but i had too uh-oh

[Split]

lol. rawnold.

[uh-oh]

im richer then u according to w2

and i been unemployed and on the run

n approximating, but safely

lmao

im sry uhoh but i had too uh-oh

post the number in box 1 or continue rawning

[Rawn MD]

i cant post box 1 if i dont have w2

see above for details on lack of w2

but i was employed for over 4 months so that statement is truth

u still good ppl tho

[uh-oh]

word

one post ago you said according to w2's you are richer

yet you have no W2

i am trying to figure out how much richer you guys are

i know diode makes six figures

im just wondering if its like 150 or something even more insanely depressing

[Split]

makes >=$32K

doesnt have proof

finds it necessary to put down the face of blue collar NCs

has been on the verge of getting himself out of hiding between the couch cushions and walking 0.8 mi to the local precinct to turn himself in on some serious charges

secretly wishes "Honey I Shrunk My Fists" had been filmed in international waters where his co-lead's bruises couldn't be examined under microscope

seems legit



you should see if you can convince Warden Jeffries to have gold bars installed in your man-kennel you repeat offending upper middle class mongrel

[Rawn MD]

no i said approximating

i dont have my w2, but i know what i net'd and gross'd APPROX

and u said what u made

so im 100% certain that its higher then urs ACCORDING to my W2

its a logical leap, yes - but a safe one

[Rawn MD]

split i made over 32k, im sure about that one.

sht to show for it thoug

[Certain]

This thread made me look to see if my W2 was ready, but apparently companies have until the end of January to prepare them. So yours may not be done yet, Rawn.

[Rawn MD]

now, it all makes sense.

ty

[Badweather]

Jen's for Jesus, gentlemen

[Wise Wiggles]

everyone post what they made in box 1 or your forever a ho

lol I cut outta work early a lot. guess that 15 adds up. shit sometimes I'm 15 late. the job, he can not stand it. i am high.

28373.39

[Geno]

werd dog. since obamas has become president.. I've owed eery year. never before that though. odd

[oats]

lol@taxes are when the government steals money from you. grow a brain