witty get in here u scottish bastard

[God Of War]

WUS UPpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[Witty]

I'm Irish muh fucka lol

Sup though, how's fatherhood treating ya, kid doing good?

[Lars]

how is it possible to impregnate your made-up australian Flow Gods.com girlfriend?

i'm confused.

[God Of War]

lars u may want to stick to trolling people who give two shits what u think


made up girlfriend-made up bar fight record/life


dont know man

[God Of War]

Sup though, how's fatherhood treating ya, kid doing good?


it fucking sucks tho , all the kid does is cry

[Brass Body]

How old?

[God Of War]

How old?
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he is 2 months now but he wants to sleep a good 8 hours during the day pretty straight but fuckng stays up all night and just cries. no matter how muich we feed him no matter what toys no matter anything. i even tried the white noise shit last night and he acted like it didnt even exist

[Brass Body]

My son is also two months old. He's got a stomach flu now and it's awful because he's vomiting and screaming every thirty minutes. And when he's healthy, all he wants to do is play and be held. Guy sleeps maybe 15-30 minute shifts.

[God Of War]

i think thats part of mines problem man is the being held part. his mom has him fucking beyond spoiled to where if he makes a noise she icks him up. and wow that stomach flu shit is horrid sorry to hear that. do they give him medicine for it/ or since he young do they just let it pass thru? i got mine on gripe water for ollic and he also had thrush mouth so i got medicine for that. should start getting better now after the 2 month mark tho they say the first 3 months is the worst lol

[Brass Body]

The doctor is a fucking idiot honestly. I'd have better luck googling answers then robbing a pharmacy.

[God Of War]

The doctor is a fucking idiot honestly. I'd have better luck googling answers then robbing a pharmacy.


llmao yo if theres one thing ive learned in 2 months its what u just said. them fucking pediatricians play guessing games. they suck ass at what they do.

[Brass Body]

He is like half my size. And my girlfriend was holding my son the whole time and the doctor was scared to get too close to her. So everything was half assed. I even ended up correcting him a few times based on shit I've either seen on Scrubs or Disney.

[God Of War]

He is like half my size. And my girlfriend was holding my son the whole time and the doctor was scared to get too close to her. So everything was half assed. I even ended up correcting him a few times based on shit I've either seen on Scrubs or Disney.


lmao woowwwwww...see man its fucked up they think we need to listen to them bout shit. i google the fuck out of most questions i have cuz the pedi is a fuckin retard. mine told me that mine should basically be crawling and i know thats almost impossible . but the way she yelled at me about some tummy time shit she act like he should be running track at 2 months lol

[Brass Body]

He said the same thing about mine. And I was like, "dude...my kid is JUST now learning to halfway roll. He's not military crawling anytime soon." And he's like, "oh right...two months. He should be rolling soon."

[God Of War]

lmao does urs sleep thru the night when he isnt sick though?

[Ghost1]

infancy is corny, itll end

but then when they start to communicate its a whole new shitstorm

infancy is definately the lamest tho

[God Of War]

infancy is corny, itll end

but then when they start to communicate its a whole new shitstorm

infancy is definately the lamest tho


yeah man this shit isnt what i signed upf or rofl. the crying n shti is insane and gets in your head like a nail across the blackboard type shit. so i be playing skrim n letting the mom deal with every thing now rofl

[Brass Body]

Depends how much he eats and sleeps during the day. If he is consistently eating and sleeping during the day. We're shit outta luck at night. And my kid is ALWAYS hungry. It's ridiculous.

[God Of War]

Depends how much he eats and sleeps during the day. If he is consistently eating and sleeping during the day. We're shit outta luck at night. And my kid is ALWAYS hungry. It's ridiculous.
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ahh thats another issue bro. my son is constantly hungry the pedi wants to tell me to only feed hm an oupnce an hour. so if he eats 3ounces he should go 3 ours with out food. he can eat 4 right now and be hungry again in an hour and eat 4 more . so i dont get it

[Brass Body]

My kid goes through an entire bottle in an hour, lol. We feed him a lot because of how hungry he's in. Our pedi told us it was good to feed him a lot. We use soy formula.

[God Of War]

ima start using soy tomorow the gerber soothe shit just isnt working and seems to make him miserable.

[Brass Body]

We use Gas X too to help with the bubbles in his stomach. Seems to help a lot when burping and farting. And we give him a little Karo in his bottles to help him poop.

[God Of War]

dude does karo work? i was told to do that but been nervous bout giving it to him but he constipated like fuck

[Witty]

Lmao of course he cries a lot, that's how kids communicate.

I don't have kids, but I have a brother much younger than me and he annoyed the shit out of me when he was a child, but between the ages of 2 and 5 they are the best...they can talk, you can actually do shit and have fun with them instead of just cleaning their shit and feeding them lol

[Dove Dozer]

why in the world is the word scotish censored? wtf

[Brass Body]

dude does karo work? i was told to do that but been nervous bout giving it to him but he constipated like fuck

Works great actually.