The Commandments of The Fox

[Fox the Tibetan Fox]

1. Witty must immediately be made King of Netcees.
2. Bags must go back to school and learn to spell or have surgery to make his fingers smaller.
3. Aero must stop glorifying goats, you don't know what goats have done to my species and you would never say that word in front of a group of foxes at karaoke.
4. Split 8 and Mike Wrecka must fight to the death and then the winner must write a topical about it. This should include many feels.
5. Fig must stop being Mexican at once.
6. Ryan must stop ruining everything.
7. DG is a Queen, she must be protected by this community and one of you must become her husband to ensure her prolonged tenure on Netcees. Preferably Pancakebrah as he will treat her right. They must have many Delicious Brahs.
8. Bags is a faggot.
9. Masaii must personally employ Eddie when he loses his job due to nipples.
10. You must never take in vain the name of Fox the Tibetan Fox.


That is all.

You will never see me again.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Witty why

[Certain]

Fig doesn't even like tacos.

[Ghost1]

Gone@3

[Witty]

Witty why

What?

I didn't log in to an alias and pretend to be a fox in order to make myself King of Netcees and find a husband for DG and then log out and come back as my Witty name and act like it wasn't me the entire time, why are you blaming me?

OH WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO BE KING, THE FOX SAID SO GUYS.

[trap.]

Please get some fresh air. Forever.

[Witty]

Please get some fresh air. Forever.

Shut up trap, u suck.

I heard you are gay.

[Witty]

Sorry trap, I didn't really.

I just got really hurt by your comment and I lashed out and implied you like to have sexual intercourse with men, nobody really told me that I made it up out of anger.

I wish we could be friends.

[PancakeBrah]

7. DG is a Queen, she must be protected by this community and one of you must become her husband to ensure her prolonged tenure on Netcees. Preferably Pancakebrah as he will treat her right. They must have many Delicious Brahs.


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[Witty]

http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/stash-3-4fb423de9b5cb.gif

Sooooo.....

You're proposing tomorrow?

I'm so excited.

Fig can be bridesmaid.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Sooooo.....

You're proposing tomorrow?

I'm so excited.

Fig can be bridesmaid.

http://i.imgur.com/hJ2gmyE.gif

[Ghost1]

The fox does not have the ability to spell or write.

He is a fox.



So....imposter fox.... WHO R U REALLY?!?

[PancakeBrah]

http://i.imgur.com/hJ2gmyE.gif

Why.

[Certain]

So....imposter fox.... WHO R U REALLY?!?

Agreed.

[Fox the Tibetan Fox]

So....imposter fox.... WHO R U REALLY?!?

I move in mysterious ways.

Like DG in her latest video.

Don't become food.

You will never see me again.

[trap.]

http://i.imgur.com/hJ2gmyE.gif

I'm not searching for the name of that movie.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Why.

You know why

[Sn00p]

lmao at that preying fox. lmao at #3.

[Witty]

Well I guess that answers your question bags.

NO MORE QUESTIONS, QUESTION TIME IS OVER.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

that fox in the sig looks overweight as hell b.

[Witty]

He eats well.

He is a master hunter.

[Split]

bang bang

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I'd eat your fox's food son. Then I'd skin it and make a new netcee background

[Fox the Tibetan Fox]

I'd eat your fox's food son. Then I'd skin it and make a new netcee background

Tell me, human.

Why do you insist on self delusion and fantasy?

You will do none of those things, you will speak it I am sure, but nothing you say has ever come true...why would this be any different?

You will never see me again.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Truth is, most here don't know what truth is. I am a wolf amidst sheeple and a wolf always knows what's food and who's food. More importantly a wolf knows who's food he can consume in the event that food is scarce.

[Fox the Tibetan Fox]

Truth is, most here don't know what truth is. I am a wolf amidst sheeple and a wolf always knows what's food and who's food. More importantly a wolf knows who's food he can consume in the event that food is scarce.

Silly human.

A wolf, while outwardly appearing to be vicious and deadly, relies on and follows instructions from other wolves in order to eat. It has no independance, it is as much a sheep as any sheep and does not come close to the cunning and intelligence of the far superior fox.

You will become food, and you will not even know it.

You will never see me again.

[Ghost1]

Panface gook fox faggot.

[PancakeBrah]

Panface gook fox faggot.

PB:Your domination of Bags is legendary. How are you able to consistently beat the shit out of him in battles to the point he's viewed as a lesser man by the NC public?

oats:It's really not that difficult, to be honest. How does a bear consistently triumph over salmon? This last time, when he ducked, it just proved I've got a psychological edge on him. Fear and fatigue can make cowards of any man; luckily for me, all it took was birth to make a coward out of bags.

[Witty]

Panface gook fox faggot.

Bags...

I've had a really tough day.

[Split]

^s'funny cause literally anyone chyea has beefed with has shat on his life

am i wrong?

[anime_boners]

3. Aero must stop glorifying goats, you don't know what goats have done to my species and you would never say that word in front of a group of foxes at karaoke.
http://i.imgur.com/hJ2gmyE.gif

these two combined = v good thread

[veritas]

THAT OATS QOUTE WAS GOAT.

[Fox the Tibetan Fox]

THAT OATS QOUTE WAS GOAT.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY ABOUT GOATS?????

[veritas]

I do not care about anything you say. We will get along better once this is taken as a given.

[Ghost1]

FUCK U PANCAKE I SAOD I DIDNT WANNA READIFJTITKDNSMSMMSMAMAMMSMSMSMSNXB X.