no more choice threads

[Split]

on some slumber party shit srs

[Witty]

Would you rather

I got really drunk today

or

I got really high today

or

Both

?

[Split]

ILL LET IT SLIDE

both. already blasted and doing tax returns, i forgot GBs destroy you

[Witty]

GB's?

[Split]

gravity bongs. like when you have a bucket of water and half a milk jug with a bowl thru the cap?

[Witty]

Oh word, we call them waterfalls lol

Edit: Which coincidentally was the first thing I ever smoked weed out of lol I was 12 I think and I was with 2 friends, one my age and another who was 15...he smoked a lot, we were outside and went to this abandoned building site with half made houses and he hit one then asked us, my friend said yes and I said yes because of peer pressure (true story)...that shit fucked me up bad, I feel asleep on a roof...then I woke up and my friend fell asleep and we left him there and I went home and collapsed on my bed fully clothed and slept until the morning....wasn't even dark when I went to bed lol apparently my friend woke with an ice cream stuck to his face...dunno how that happened, probably some people found him and put it there lol

[dead man]

have you ever used a water bottle as a bong and accidentally drank the water when you got thirsty?

no bueno

[Witty]

have you ever used a water bottle as a bong and accidentally drank the water when you got thirsty?

no bueno

I have not lol but I have heard stories of people who have....never seen it though, would probably puke....I seen a dude drink from a beer can that had been used an ashtray the entire night, that was pretty disgusting. I don't even know why he did it.

[dead man]

it sucks. i didnt puke, only cause i spit the water out quick fast

lol yeah the accidental pop can ashtray sip is another classic.. but this dude did in on purpose? thats dummy shit.

this girl i used to know pulled that one, but not only was it an ashtray, it was a spit can for our smoky mucous coughs all night. needless to say she was pretty fucking sick afterwards..

[Witty]

it sucks. i didnt puke, only cause i spit the water out quick fast

lol yeah the accidental pop can ashtray sip is another classic.. but this dude did in on purpose? thats dummy shit.

this girl i used to know pulled that one, but not only was it an ashtray, it was a spit can for our smoky mucous coughs all night. needless to say she was pretty fucking sick afterwards..

Yeah he did it on purpose, he announced to the room that he was going to do it...I wasn't party to the decision making process so I still have no idea why, he was pretty wasted though lol

And damn....that's fucked up, some people really need attention pretty bad lol

[dead man]

lmao dude she did it completely on accident not for attention. stopped mid-sip and put her hand over her mouth and started gagging drooling shit onto the floor.

but word thats why kissing random bitches can be dangerous man.. you dont know what kind of snotty ashtray cans they've been drinking out of all night

oh and herpz

but the former is probably more common

[Witty]

lmao dude she did it completely on accident not for attention. stopped mid-sip and put her hand over her mouth and started gagging drooling shit onto the floor.

but word thats why kissing random bitches can be dangerous man.. you dont know what kind of snotty ashtray cans they've been drinking out of all night

oh and herpz

but the former is probably more common

Lmao oh, accidentally is better...worse for her though because it adds the surprise factor.

And word, I remember that from school when they taught us about sex...don't kiss random bitches, they most probably have consumed the contents of snotty ashtray cans...That class was an eye-opener.

[PancakeBrah]

More choice threads, please.

[Split]

it sucks. i didnt puke, only cause i spit the water out quick fast

lol yeah the accidental pop can ashtray sip is another classic.. but this dude did in on purpose? thats dummy shit.

this girl i used to know pulled that one, but not only was it an ashtray, it was a spit can for our smoky mucous coughs all night. needless to say she was pretty fucking sick afterwards..

hah we get first time smokers to drink the bong water..

you familiar with the "volcano"? accidentally blowing out on a bowl pack?

done that w/ a bowl laced with kief once ;(

[super pimp trillionaire]

Rofzbrahs