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Lars
01-23-2014, 11:27 AM
http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html


THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.
It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.
Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.
“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”
The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.
It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.
While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.
The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency


AMAZING

Wise Wiggles
01-23-2014, 11:27 AM
WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

Fig
01-23-2014, 11:30 AM
That link ain't workin

=/

Lars
01-23-2014, 11:31 AM
http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html

same thing

PancakeBrah
01-23-2014, 11:32 AM
Lars people can't land on the moon. Any space craft we have now would burn up long before it even came close to the suns surface. The surface temperature of the sun is roughly 800 degrees.

Be careful where you get your information from.

Witty
01-23-2014, 11:33 AM
Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun

LOL

anime_boners
01-23-2014, 11:38 AM
Chyeah to thread with more hard evidence. It is written on the internet, but what we need is youtube footage of someone saying it out loud before I believe it.

Ghost1
01-23-2014, 11:44 AM
Seems legit.

Lars
01-23-2014, 12:17 PM
Lars people can't land on the moon.

I DON'T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND WE DID

THIS, HOWEVER...

Exis
01-23-2014, 02:07 PM
Ironic how yellow people wanna be the first to reach the sun...oops, said that out loud...watch the hate flood in.

Ghost1
01-23-2014, 02:20 PM
Flood in? Lol no1 gives a fuck about the gooks.

anime_boners
01-23-2014, 02:23 PM
I do :<

Witty
01-23-2014, 02:24 PM
Flood in? Lol no1 gives a fuck about the gooks.

I was going to say this but I didn't want to come across as insensitive.

Thank you for your lack of morality, bags.

Exis
01-23-2014, 02:24 PM
Flood in? Lol no1 gives a fuck about the gooks.

Lmao...good point round eye.