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big baby
01-23-2014, 09:11 PM
go

Fig
01-23-2014, 09:11 PM
yes

Pent uP
01-23-2014, 09:11 PM
get it IN

PancakeBrah
01-23-2014, 09:16 PM
im not looking forward to this, tbh

veritas
01-23-2014, 09:16 PM
Good idea me please

Geno
01-23-2014, 09:17 PM
yep

Vulgar
01-23-2014, 09:20 PM
rhrr

Masaii
01-23-2014, 09:24 PM
Yeah.

big baby
01-23-2014, 09:32 PM
Fig

Figs a 16 year old. embarrassing wolverine, who never shows to the show at screen
Grips a single-revolving derringer, with such an evolving character
...You'd think Warren Ellis, merged with Grant Morrison. He's cavalier
He seems to be dearly unfocused, drinking six beers. Ferocious.
Tunnels caves, but underage.
Silver Surfing topical battles. never appears to opponents.

big baby
01-23-2014, 09:33 PM
Pent uP

Pent Up's the hall of fame garbage disposal..gripping semi-automatics
Known as the anonymous marvin the martian, slaughtering goblins, topical goddess.
He's constantly conscious of dead-man. Googling his topicals at late night
Young Patrick Bateman doing headstands.
All he found was a blood pact with satan on date sites

Pent uP
01-23-2014, 09:35 PM
A+ for using topical goddess

big baby
01-23-2014, 09:39 PM
Pancake

Satiating blood drop of the most italianest henchmen, It's pancake again being passive aggressive
He stands on his head. Doing gymnastics: Call him Galactus, banning VERITAS like "I'M THE MOST RUTHLESS OF ADMINS!!"
A bastard. Entirely. Rapid notiod. Notoriety. Some call him Poseidon
Writes topical doozies, about his hipster woman. You'd drop kick a hadouken to hold hands at a movie

Ghost1
01-23-2014, 09:41 PM
Show me

Fig
01-23-2014, 09:42 PM
very good baby

carry on

creep

Pent uP
01-23-2014, 09:42 PM
dead@haduken/hands at a movie

big baby
01-23-2014, 09:46 PM
The Mind Assassin

The Mind Assassin, Mr. sign the dotted line for a 1 hour 28 dollar psychoanalysis.
His broads super bubbly, cute and cuddly Puerto Rican thick. Like his personality
The Professor X, who got rejected sex, collected debts and now he's a psychiatric bald, melonhead.
The borderline, omega genius, concubine collegiate penis.
Who would adopt a foster child in a heartbeat to emulate the unorphodoctic style of a Jesus freak

big baby
01-23-2014, 09:52 PM
gonna start be more funnier for lulz

big baby
01-23-2014, 09:58 PM
Genocide

Genocide, the very guy who dissects and hides. Pepper your noggin with ketchup on the side
In reality he tilts his hat, but why? Drinks coffee with deadman followed by sex to "dead of the night"
A collective, crazy, demon. A grosser version of Dahmer, engrossed in ropes and embalmer.
Disclosing notes of his chakra, only came here to post in hopes of having sex with a baby fetus

Destroyer
01-23-2014, 10:10 PM
do me please
yes homo

Eŋg
01-23-2014, 10:20 PM
The Professor X, who got rejected sex, collected debts and now he's a psychiatric bald, melonhead.
The borderline, omega genius, concubine collegiate penis.

lol'd tho.

Official Translator
01-23-2014, 10:23 PM
Fig - young stunner the best, he’ll stick a gun to ya neck.
Fox hunta w/ a box cutter, gotta skull on his chest like the Punisher Vest.

Pent uP – Russian mafia rival w/ a Kalashnikov rifle.
Straight Arkham’s disciple, s’why he always recycles.

Pancake – General Zuckle, straight got ya melon’ reshuffled into sediment puddle.
Counter-culture bouncer puncher, pressin’ a gun w/ a muzzle flexin’ pectoral muscles.

Veritas – Straight Marvel assassin w/ the heart of Aladdin,
Psychologist flow got the oxycodone, brandishin’ larceny action at the pharmacy laughin’

Genocide – The birthright zealot, straight servin’ a third life sentence.
S’why he gotta turn spike trenchclub hidden in his Third Reich Helmet.

Vulgar – Metal Gear solid, got the tech in his wallet w/ a fire element’ on it.
Violent gremlin discussin’ 9/11 in the president’s office before congressional caucus.

Masaii - The North Congo raper w/ a longbow sabre,
Straight jungle fed s'why his junk is dead like auto-failure on an off-road racer.

big baby
01-23-2014, 10:28 PM
that was pretty good you can take over

Vulgar
01-23-2014, 10:47 PM
lol @ General Zuckle

This thread is now complete.

Certain
01-23-2014, 10:50 PM
Official Translator is better.

big baby
01-23-2014, 10:58 PM
Official Translator is better.

i'm pretty sure that's neighbor himself. nobody else uses Kalashnikov except him. he can take over

Certain
01-23-2014, 11:02 PM
It's not Neighbor.

Vulgar
01-23-2014, 11:05 PM
lol

Masaii
01-23-2014, 11:08 PM
that was pretty good you can take over

im still waiting

Neighbor
01-23-2014, 11:09 PM
It's not Neighbor.

Neighbor
01-23-2014, 11:11 PM
Veritas – Straight Marvel assassin w/ the heart of Aladdin

This made me lol irl

big baby
01-23-2014, 11:12 PM
nah. official wanted to take the spotlight like a little alias bitch so he can finish it

Neighbor
01-23-2014, 11:16 PM
$10 says it's Dallas

Fig
01-23-2014, 11:20 PM
nah. official wanted to take the spotlight like a little alias bitch so he can finish it

Hey, you did great

Pent uP
01-23-2014, 11:21 PM
LOLed@off

Certain
01-23-2014, 11:21 PM
Really? I liked yours. You do recycle sometimes.

big baby
01-23-2014, 11:25 PM
$10 says it's Dallas

only know of 2 people on this board that could emulate that style to near perfection and he's one of them.

Certain
01-23-2014, 11:26 PM
Who's the other one?

PancakeBrah
01-23-2014, 11:29 PM
Haven't checked IP's but my money is on Zygote.

Neighbor
01-23-2014, 11:30 PM
Certain or Dallas, that's my guess

But I still do it better

Vulgar
01-23-2014, 11:31 PM
You guys dilute the alias game when you reveal identities. May Official Translator bask in temporary glory without interference from shinigami eyes.

Neighbor
01-23-2014, 11:32 PM
How dare you speak voodoo in this sacred house

PancakeBrah
01-23-2014, 11:33 PM
You guys dilute the alias game when you reveal identities. May Official Translator bask in temporary glory without interference from shinigami eyes.

COME AT ME AGAIN VIA ALIAS.

YOU HAVE NOT THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO ADDRESS ME ADVERSELY WITH YOUR KNOWN NAMESAKE.

Certain
01-23-2014, 11:33 PM
It's not me, and I won't reveal who it is. I also don't believe in exposing aliases.

big baby
01-23-2014, 11:37 PM
Haven't checked IP's but my money is on Zygote.

YO LETS NOT CHECK IP'S MAN I THINK IT IS TOO, BUT LETS NO DO THAT PLEASE (pm me with who it is)

PancakeBrah
01-23-2014, 11:38 PM
y caps? please settle down. big baby got his night/day timeclock fucked up.

Vulgar
01-23-2014, 11:45 PM
COME AT ME AGAIN VIA ALIAS.

YOU HAVE NOT THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO ADDRESS ME ADVERSELY WITH YOUR KNOWN NAMESAKE.

I have no enemies as Vulgar, unless you defeat me in topical competition. On my trollias, EVERYONE is my enemy. Don't get the two confused.

Certain
01-23-2014, 11:46 PM
I have no enemies as Vulgar, unless you defeat me in topical competition.

http://i.imgur.com/sDu4DtD.gif

Split
01-23-2014, 11:58 PM
read it as
Counter-culture boner puncher

Split
01-23-2014, 11:59 PM
mee

Neighbor
01-24-2014, 12:06 AM
Split likes to punch boners w/ his face

Certain
01-24-2014, 12:09 AM
Split Eight

The argyle swordsman. Cardio-working harbinger/doorman.
Feminine lesbian, with all the endorphins of Rosario Dawson harboring orphans.

Neighbor
01-24-2014, 12:24 AM
Certain

The celibate nympho, pressin his big nose against Eminem's window.
Typewriter mind-sniper letting the ink flow, editing print rolls w/ his feminine wrist bones.

big baby
01-24-2014, 12:25 AM
I LIKE WHAT I STARTED

Certain
01-24-2014, 12:27 AM
Certain

The celibate nympho, pressin his big nose against Eminem's window.
Typewriter mind-sniper letting the ink flow, editing print rolls w/ his feminine wrist bones.

Veteran Shinto with inveterate flipped flows
and more credible income than Gregory Chrystal's federal checks show.

Neighbor
01-24-2014, 12:34 AM
big baby

Dallas' bumpkin. Writing raps by the hundreds while takin baths w/ his cousins.
The ashy McLovin. Mr. "I'm Unique Like Snowflakes & Faggots Spelunking Inside A Masochist Dungeon".

Allen Knight
01-24-2014, 12:35 AM
Certain

, pressin his big nose against Eminem's window.


Crippled lmao litterly lol irl

Certain
01-24-2014, 12:38 AM
Neighbor

Checks twice in the mirror. Checks thrice in the mirror.
Treads lightly while he sheds brightest of tears, his head nicely endeared to his girlfriend's lively brassiere.

Nigma
01-24-2014, 12:43 AM
Do want

big baby
01-24-2014, 12:46 AM
Neighbor

Manhattan blumpkin. Writing raps by the nothing. snapping shots of his fuckfriend.
"ITT: Just finished smoking acid smoke killswitch." Says the nandrolone junkhead with an undisclosed illness

Neighbor
01-24-2014, 12:49 AM
Neighbor

Checks twice in the mirror. Checks thrice in the mirror.
Treads lightly while he sheds brightest of tears, his head nicely endeared to his girlfriend's lively brassiere.

Certain

Game like Rex Ryan's career; head coaching. Gets scrotums clenched tight in his beard.
Hoping men find him appealing & lend nine inches of lead pipe to his rear end like he's a Kia.

Certain
01-24-2014, 12:50 AM
Neighbor

Appears to have actually had his feelings hurt.

big baby
01-24-2014, 12:50 AM
Split Eight

bring a corky screw ratchet to your open due casket
that's your new catchphrase "most improved faggot"

Neighbor
01-24-2014, 12:51 AM
Neighbor

Appears to have actually had his feelings hurt.

JUST KEEPING THE SCHEME GOING.

Neighbor
01-24-2014, 12:52 AM
gone @ nandrolone junkhead

big baby
01-24-2014, 12:58 AM
dull boy

flash physical, rap clinical cream, slash/gash criminal steeze'
doctor prescribed anti depressant repreive for his transmitted disease

Neighbor
01-24-2014, 01:00 AM
dull boy

Overlord carnage. Post-mortem narcissist; go to war w/ open arms, snarlin.
Discuss quotes from Charles Darwin w/ Polish floor-moppers, then cry while I vote for George Carlin.

big baby
01-24-2014, 01:04 AM
Bags

gripping gauge, yee-haw! my milli hopes we get rid of you bags
Lord Shinzt Tzu R.I.Ps you w/ your greaseball pimplefaced video mags

Certain
01-24-2014, 01:07 AM
Allen Knight

Illiterate writer. Committed disciple of spits in a cypher.
Tag artist on shag carpet with sips of Schlitz till his eyes burn.
Lights his spliffs with a cigarette lighter and prefers his pollo chicken with rice served.

big baby
01-24-2014, 01:09 AM
this is becoming funner
oats

Cold chakra. The flows nirvana, you'll get your whole banana blown when the pistol bends
I'm scarface w/ a Saw shank in Shawshank, hawaiian teacher hip surfer say aloha to my little friend

Neighbor
01-24-2014, 01:10 AM
Masaii

Hit some Bandicoot snatch w/ a tattered do-rag, then gave her a Tamiflu pack.
Dude fuckin w/ animals like the Discovery Channel, he gave a new meaning to "Kangaroo Jack".

big baby
01-24-2014, 01:16 AM
Allen Knight Masaii

Illiterate virus. chin-check a MacGyver, so dyslexic you could get strep throat by taking antiobiotics
You're as forgettable as a Masaii, you type so backwards w/ plight, your new names knallen aiight?

Geno
01-24-2014, 05:02 AM
Great thread. Props baby

Lars
01-24-2014, 05:23 AM
lmao PICK ME, PICK ME!

Lars
01-24-2014, 05:28 AM
The Mind Assassin
The Professor X, who got rejected sex, collected debts and now he's a psychiatric bald, melonhead.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO big baby going in

Ryan 12
01-24-2014, 07:18 AM
gone @ nursery rhymes tag

Neighbor
01-24-2014, 08:00 AM
The Mind Assassin

In a Gore-Tex berserker mask w/ the sword flexed, making hoarse threats to murder Bags.
Browsing horse sex porn threads, eating cornbread in Urkel's glasses before buffing his forehead w/ Turtle Wax.

CopyPat
01-24-2014, 05:39 PM
The Mind Assassin

In a Gore-Tex berserker mask w/ the sword flexed, making hoarse threats to murder Bags.
Browsing horse sex porn threads, eating cornbread in Urkel's glasses before buffing his forehead w/ Turtle Wax.


Bahaha.

Let's see what u got for copy

Allen Knight
01-24-2014, 07:27 PM
Allen Knight

Illiterate writer. Committed disciple of spits in a cypher.
Tag artist on shag carpet with sips of Schlitz till his eyes burn.
Lights his spliffs with a cigarette lighter and prefers his pollo chicken with rice served.

Lmaoo

Dominate
01-24-2014, 10:12 PM
Yes

Ghost1
01-24-2014, 10:35 PM
Robot

Malachi
01-24-2014, 10:35 PM
ur better than this bags
:/

Ghost1
01-24-2014, 10:37 PM
Locker