Witty vs. Mac {Witty wins}

[Sn00p]

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Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday,
March 21st 2013 11:59 PM PST.
Voting ends Sunday 11:59 PM PST.
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General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
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Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
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must match the 1st person's line amount.




Witty Mac

[Witty]

Check and good luck

Probably going 10, whatever works for you.

[Mac]

10 is good

[Witty]

No more games, no more bullshit.

RIP

Mac's verse is utter dogshit and I hate it.

^ I know this shit damaged his pride, he panicked, got frantic and cried..saddened inside
Now THESE voters will pan him like cake, when I leave him battered, flattened, and fried.
Got straight killed and didn't say shit, a dude push me I'm a lion, a bully, I'm mauling him
But I know Mac might revive, cuz this cat got nine lives, n he's a pussy in all of 'em
Two Macs on this site, I find it hard to tell the difference, got a problem kid? sue me
Because one of 'ems a straight up hoe, bitch ass lil girl, n the other has big boobies
Shit's true, b...I know you're mad and insane, ur bad temper has u stabbing the page
Ur anger problems ain't no secret bro, we all saw you lose your battle with Rayge
A battling Mac like Ill, and he's Latin American like you...this coincidence is scary
U shud battle with Thesaurus too...along with spell check, and an English Dictionary

[Mac]

you're more of an asshole than smart. you'll never hit a spot
you dont deserve to be called Witty, barely Clever & worse IQ than that bot
stop bitching people Witty, accept that they'll never peep you
you're not just addict with the wolfs, you even asslick like they do
you have a life n friends, and that's a lie you can't hold
so if we see Witty matching with others.. prolly CPU controlled
AOB n RIA must be your home. this one mostly, RIA's filled with ghosts
your house is flooding, Witty, i mean your flooding it with your shitty posts
you're a skinny guy, you can't even twist a plastic valve
not to mention your face, the way i'll wreck-it you'd think my name is Ralph

[Sharp]

No more games, no more bullshit.

RIP



^ I know this shit damaged his pride, he panicked, got frantic and cried..saddened inside
Now THESE voters will pan him like cake, when I leave him battered, flattened, and fried.
more technical than anything, still a decent hit
Got straight killed and didn't say shit, a dude push me I'm a lion, a bully, I'm mauling him
But I know Mac might revive, cuz this cat got nine lives, n he's a pussy in all of 'em
alright, kinda played concept but well worded
Two Macs on this site, I find it hard to tell the difference, got a problem kid? sue me
Because one of 'ems a straight up hoe, bitch ass lil girl, n the other has big boobies
lol
Shit's true, b...I know you're mad and insane, ur bad temper has u stabbing the page
Ur anger problems ain't no secret bro, we all saw you lose your battle with Rayge
kinda played
A battling Mac like Ill, and he's Latin American like you...this coincidence is scary
U shud battle with Thesaurus too...along with spell check, and an English Dictionary
lol

you're more of an asshole than smart. you'll never hit a spot
you dont deserve to be called Witty, barely Clever & worse IQ than that bot
didnt really hit, plus the refernce to cleverbot is a little obscured so a lot of folks may not get it
stop bitching people Witty, accept that they'll never peep you
you're not just addict with the wolfs, you even asslick like they do
okay idea, but the excecution was a little lacking, particularly the setup
you have a life n friends, and that's a lie you can't hold
so if we see Witty matching with others.. prolly CPU controlled
okay hit, probably your best bar
AOB n RIA must be your home. this one mostly, RIA's filled with ghosts
your house is flooding, Witty, i mean your flooding it with your shitty posts
I like the idea here but it seems difficult to pull off. didnt really work
you're a skinny guy, you can't even twist a plastic valve
not to mention your face, the way i'll wreck-it you'd think my name is Ralph
a little simple, not too easy of a flip to pull off anyway

You could benefit a lot from doing more than one-syllable rhymes and making a stronger connection between some of your setups and punchlines to really highlight those concepts you're bringing.

Give this one to Witty, his opener, mac, and thesaurus lines were the better lines of the battle and pretty funny. keep at it guys, nice battle

[Flow]

No more games, no more bullshit.

RIP



^ I know this shit damaged his pride, he panicked, got frantic and cried..saddened inside
Now THESE voters will pan him like cake, when I leave him battered, flattened, and fried.
yup yup
Got straight killed and didn't say shit, a dude push me I'm a lion, a bully, I'm mauling him
But I know Mac might revive, cuz this cat got nine lives, n he's a pussy in all of 'em
ok
Two Macs on this site, I find it hard to tell the difference, got a problem kid? sue me
Because one of 'ems a straight up hoe, bitch ass lil girl, n the other has big boobies
lol
Shit's true, b...I know you're mad and insane, ur bad temper has u stabbing the page
Ur anger problems ain't no secret bro, we all saw you lose your battle with Rayge
lol
A battling Mac like Ill, and he's Latin American like you...this coincidence is scary
U shud battle with Thesaurus too...along with spell check, and an English Dictionary
lol slightly played but liked

you're more of an asshole than smart. you'll never hit a spot
you dont deserve to be called Witty, barely Clever & worse IQ than that bot
Dont get it
stop bitching people Witty, accept that they'll never peep you
you're not just addict with the wolfs, you even asslick like they do
weak
you have a life n friends, and that's a lie you can't hold
so if we see Witty matching with others.. prolly CPU controlled
preferred this to the last two
AOB n RIA must be your home. this one mostly, RIA's filled with ghosts
your house is flooding, Witty, i mean your flooding it with your shitty posts
feeling the concept but not the way its done here
you're a skinny guy, you can't even twist a plastic valve
not to mention your face, the way i'll wreck-it you'd think my name is Ralph
nice attempt but no

Witty hands down (keep it up though mac)
Best line for me was the 2 macs on this site

[Hush]

Witty got it

[Ox]

^ I know this shit damaged his pride, he panicked, got frantic and cried..saddened inside
Now THESE voters will pan him like cake, when I leave him battered, flattened, and fried.

Lol cool

Goton killed and didn't say shit, a dude push me I'm a lion, a bully, I'm mauling him
But I know Mac might revive, cuz this cat got nine lives, n he's a pussy in all of 'em
Two Macs on this site, I find it hard to tell the difference, got a problem kid? sue me
Because one of 'ems a straight up hoe, bitch ass lil girl, n the other has big boobies
Shit's true, b...I know you're mad and insane, ur bad temper has u stabbing the page
Ur anger problems ain't no secret bro, we all saw you lose your battle with Rayge

Lol good wording

A battling Mac like Ill, and he's Latin American like you...this coincidence is scary
U shud battle with Thesaurus too...along with spell check, and an English Dictionary[/QUOTE]
ROFL nice

you're more of an asshole than smart. you'll never hit a spot
you dont deserve to be called Witty, barely Clever & worse IQ than that bot

I don't get who or referring too.. should've worded in a better ref bud

stop bitching people Witty, accept that they'll never peep you
you're not just addict with the wolfs, you even asslick like they do

Wording bad concept eh

you have a life n friends, and that's a lie you can't hold
so if we see Witty matching with others.. prolly CPU controlled

Or missing something, this could've been a good hit but u didn't quite deliver

AOB n RIA must be your home. this one mostly, RIA's filled with ghosts
your house is flooding, Witty, i mean your flooding it with your shitty posts

Ehh u need better concepts plus smoother wording just keep at it man

you're a skinny guy, you can't even twist a plastic valve
not to mention your face, the way i'll wreck-it you'd think my name is Ralph

Not bad one of u better attempts

V/ witty

[Split]

Witty definitely took this. Mac, concepts weren't solidat all. They were flips but not really punches... Like you played on words or made references but they just happened to be in sentences. Witty, your bars are stretched btw.

V witty

[Sn00p]

4-0, Witty. More votes please.

[~RustyGunZ~]

^ I know this shit damaged his pride, he panicked, got frantic and cried..saddened inside
Now THESE voters will pan him like cake, when I leave him battered, flattened, and fried.
Two Macs on this site, I find it hard to tell the difference, got a problem kid? sue me
Because one of 'ems a straight up hoe, bitch ass lil girl, n the other has big boobies
Shit's true, b...I know you're mad and insane, ur bad temper has u stabbing the page
Ur anger problems ain't no secret bro, we all saw you lose your battle with Rayge
A battling Mac like Ill, and he's Latin American like you...this coincidence is scary
U shud battle with Thesaurus too...along with spell check, and an English Dictionary

cool ines none of them were extremely dope but solid nonetheless. misses were just eh

vs

nothing really, bad wording. keep working at it though i guess.

v/witty

[Allen Knight]

two Macs on this site, I find it hard to tell the difference, got a problem kid? sue me
Because one of 'ems a straight up hoe, bitch ass lil girl, n the other has big boobies
Shit's true, b...I know you're mad and insane, ur bad temper has u stabbing the page
Ur anger problems ain't no secret bro, we all saw you lose your battle with Rayge
A battling Mac like Ill, and he's Latin American like you...this coincidence is scary
U shud battle with Thesaurus too...along with spell check, and an English Dictionary

Vs

AOB n RIA must be your home. this one mostly, RIA's filled with ghosts
your house is flooding, Witty, i mean your flooding it with your shitty posts

V/witty, this was pretty onesided, mac ur gettin better from where u were but read some old battles an
learn how to form a clever concept make ur shit direct but wit a clever twist ur gettin there,
witty's straight up hoe bar was lotb he took this.