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Fig
01-26-2014, 09:31 PM
Because I would

Clayray
01-26-2014, 09:32 PM
Dirty lesbian whore though.. Fuck I look like takin dick

Fig
01-26-2014, 09:33 PM
Dirty lesbian whore though.. Fuck I look like takin dick

So you'd be a gay woman

Clayray
01-26-2014, 09:36 PM
I'd prefer lesbian. No dike shit either.

Gay doesn't sit well on my concious

Certain
01-26-2014, 09:37 PM
Xanax wants to be gay.

Fig
01-26-2014, 09:38 PM
I'd prefer lesbian. No dike shit either.

Gay doesn't sit well on my concious

I'm pretty sure being a gay women correlates into being a gay man

You a cockboy honcho?

PancakeBrah
01-26-2014, 09:39 PM
No, Fig.

If you were a woman* you would set up a date. You'd then send a bunch of texts saying you're so excited for the date. They would be adorned with <3's and exclamation points. Then you would NO SHOW THE DATE. AND IT WAS WITH A FUCKING BABY.

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME FIG. THIS IS WAR. GO SMOKE A PEN AND HUNKER DOWN FUCK-0

Clayray
01-26-2014, 09:41 PM
No. As a man I want bitches.

If I woke up and was a woman. I'd still go after women.

But it don't matter cause it'll never happen lol this is a good question though

Fig
01-26-2014, 09:41 PM
Cake would have huge tits, flat butt and stinky vag

Ghost1
01-26-2014, 09:44 PM
Id smash

Eŋg
01-26-2014, 09:44 PM
Cake has huge tits, flat butt and stinky vag

that was mean.

PancakeBrah
01-26-2014, 09:47 PM
Fig you'd be an overweight mexican woman who wears low cut tops to show off the 'Memoriez' tattoo that accents the stretch marks on your left tit.

Certain
01-26-2014, 09:47 PM
Fig would be one of those Catholic girls who only lets guys do her in the butt because she's saving her virginity for marriage.

Fig
01-26-2014, 09:50 PM
No, Fig.

If you were a woman* you would set up a date. You'd then send a bunch of texts saying you're so excited for the date. They would be adorned with <3's and exclamation points. Then you would NO SHOW THE DATE. AND IT WAS WITH A FUCKING BABY.

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME FIG. THIS IS WAR. GO SMOKE A PEN AND HUNKER DOWN FUCK-0

Cake for a while there you went through a period of consistently no showing

You even no showed me in the aowl

And I wrote an ass verse

bitch

One day I will write something maybe

Fig
01-26-2014, 09:51 PM
Fig would be one of those Catholic girls who only lets guys do her in the butt because she's saving her virginity for marriage.

Bingo

PancakeBrah
01-26-2014, 09:52 PM
I was 0-7 due to no shows to start off on this site.

Key difference?

I didn't sign in to a tournament under the condition that I'd show, 100 percent.

Do you see the difference?

We had reserves. Reserves that lost because of your carelessness.

I hope your pen smokes real good drugs. I hope it was worth it.

YOU BROKE BIG BABY'S HEART.

Allen Knight
01-26-2014, 09:52 PM
Id smash

Ud be adele but without all the talent 20 pounds bigger always sloppy drunk
A slut I mean dirty slut smell like tuna fish an garlic knots mixed wit Michael jordan cologne an use steel reserve bottles as a dildo
An u always end every sentence wit totally gorgy

Ghost1
01-26-2014, 09:59 PM
Lol garlic knots r dope

big baby
01-26-2014, 10:01 PM
No, Fig.

If you were a woman* you would set up a date. You'd then send a bunch of texts saying you're so excited for the date. They would be adorned with <3's and exclamation points. Then you would NO SHOW THE DATE. AND IT WAS WITH A FUCKING BABY.

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME FIG. THIS IS WAR. GO SMOKE A PEN AND HUNKER DOWN FUCK-0

funniest thing youve said in your entire life

Fig
01-26-2014, 10:01 PM
I was 0-7 due to no shows to start off on this site.

Key difference?

I didn't sign in to a tournament under the condition that I'd show, 100 percent.

Do you see the difference?

We had reserves. Reserves that lost because of your carelessness.

I hope you pen smokes real good drugs. I hope it was worth it.

YOU BROKE BIG BABY'S HEART.

Just because I gave you my e-word (like my word, but on the internet and completely unreliable) makes my no showing worse?

yeah you're right but this pen got a nigga feeling apathetic n shit.

big baby
01-26-2014, 10:02 PM
fig plz look down in ur heart

Fig
01-26-2014, 10:06 PM
fig plz look down in ur heart

baby I can't look at you right now

you are so capable for being an infant

you should be on tv or in a lab somewhere

Split
01-26-2014, 10:06 PM
No. As a man I want bitches.

If I woke up and was a woman. I'd still go after women.

But it don't matter cause it'll never happen lol this is a good question though

oh so since you're SECRETLY gay it would be weird if you woke up straight, gotcha

Fig
01-26-2014, 10:08 PM
Split Eight would be a black.bitch with attitude and chopped liver puss

TYSON
01-26-2014, 10:54 PM
Chopped liver puss tho...damn

Strikta
01-26-2014, 11:13 PM
Allen Knight.. that MJ cologne was the fucking worst. lol

Allen Knight
01-26-2014, 11:14 PM
Lmao I kno shhit smelled like a used diaper in boiling water