does anyone else here have trouble finding condoms that fit?

[Lars]

so Mrs Lars works as a teacher, if we're looking to indulge in midweek activities of the nocturnal kind, she either has to be up at like 5am showering which wakes me up or I wear a condom. She can't be smelling of my man juice all day at work. Now the problem is, we got a box of these condoms, your bog standard Durex, only when I put one on it can only get to maybe, past the end of my helmet then it's too tight to roll down any further - my shafts too thick I think (srs) and the condoms real restrictive like to the point I can lose the erection because its stopping the blood flow to it.

any ideas?

[Clayray]

Too thick for reg condoms but not Long enough for Magnums?

Is this the issue...?

Or have you tried magnums yet

[Lars]

I haven't tried a magnum before, tbh.

[OutWrite]

Durex is no good.

I've only used a condom half of one time tho... so I'm no expert.

[Fig]

Lmfao Lars gots a fat little pear shaped chode

[Clayray]

He gettin pussy though..

[Clayray]

I haven't tried a magnum before, tbh.

I'd try that next time. Tbh I don't think they make a condoms for the issue you may be having. They need to make a thick condom.

[OutWrite]

I'd try that next time. Tbh I don't think they make a condoms for the issue you may be having. They need to make a thick condom. Dick doesn't just come in long or short.

For real, bro?

Tell us more.

[Clayray]

I just re read that. It sounded mad gay smh.

Lmao

[OutWrite]

Bro, like this ain't the topic to ask on a rap board.. get niggas talkin about dick shapes and. Shit. Then 4 pages later we all realize that not only have we been talkin dick for3 days, but we now have accurate descriptions of each participants penis, enough to envision in your mind.

Yea, I'm not gonna do that.

[oats]

my idea: don't wear a condom.

[OutWrite]

my idea: don't wear a condom.

Flawless Victory

[Lars]

Bro, like this ain't the topic to ask on a rap board.. get niggas talkin about dick shapes and. Shit. Then 4 pages later we all realize that not only have we been talkin dick for3 days, but we now have accurate descriptions of each participants penis, enough to envision in your mind.

Yea, I'm not gonna do that.

i'm on my grown man shit. the topic only gay if ppl insecure about their own sexuality/masculinity imho.

[Masaii]

Who wears condoms?

Team Bareback checking in

[Lars]

my idea: don't wear a condom.

usually i'd be with you, but for this particular situation they're needed due to her work etc. she's actually got the implant so i'm not scared of any accidents, it's purely the her having to shower madd early when i dont have to be up and her smelling of a pint of cest moi throughout the day if she doesnt

condoms are by far the winner in this scenario

[OutWrite]

Hold on bro...

Back up...

Whys ya girl smellin like that jist cuz you don't wear a rubber?

[oats]

hmmm. have you tried female condoms? say you're all for gender equality and buy her a diaphragm.

[OutWrite]

Or just don't bust in that bitch..

[oats]

you got odorous jizz or something?

[OutWrite]

Why you ain't sayin nothin, nigga?

[oats]

If your jizz that stank you need to see a doctor. Or stop eating those pineapple/asparagus bites in bulk.

[OutWrite]

If your jizz that stank you need to see a doctor. Or stop eating those pineapple/asparagus bites in bulk.

I know that avatar...

[Lars]

you got odorous jizz or something?

it would be left in/seeped outside of her from the night before

with no shower the morining after, that shits gonna stink no matter what

c'mon now..

[Lars]

Why you ain't sayin nothin, nigga?

i'm at work

i only hit up here between appointments

[big baby]

you got odorous jizz or something?

lol lars superhero he shoots mythical cumshots at ppl an they smell all day. names jizzman. POOF like a gun. even makes a gunsound.

[OutWrite]

lol lars superhero he shoots mythical cumshots at ppl an they smell all day. names jizzman. POOF like a gun. even makes a gunsound.

Wtf are you dude?

[Certain]

big baby da big baby mustachio baby.

Obviously.

[Masaii]

big baby da big baby mustachio baby.

Obviously.

I see you have enough time to post ITT about penis and latex yet you neglect the thread where you were called out by 3 of your peers and even tagged. PUSSSAAAAAAY.

Bags you believe this shit!?

[Lars]

LOL what did i miss?

sounds like a fun thread

[Masaii]

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=48733&page=3

[Just C]

with no shower the morining after, that shits gonna stink no matter what

c'mon now..

your girl should shower before she goes to work regardless.

[Split]

So it's either
- bitch wakes up at 5 am to get ready (waking up early is the female equivalent of masturbation btw, nothing gets women off like waking up six hours early so they can wash their hair 2x and do a full wax facial mask)

- Lars stops busting rank Earl Grey nut in his ho (not an option)

- Lars starts buying the Trojan Chode Sensations 2XL at $19.40 a box


I got some bad newz for you OP

PS welcome to the rest of your adult life lel

[Lars]

your girl should shower before she goes to work regardless.

she showers the night before

hence the quandary i find myself in

[namix]

the post-rubber smell aint too pleasant either...

she's gonna smell like sex when she drops trou' eitherway, unless your jizz is unusually pungent, i think she needs to let you go raw.

[namix]

compromise: you go raw, but pull out and bust on her stomach...


towel+water+spritz of fruity girl smelling stuff and ya'll set

[Split]

think of the children dynamix

[Strikta]

lmao

Ya'll some funny ass niggas in here.