Sn00p
03-20-2013, 07:20 PM
Intro
'Sup, y'all. This is Sn00p with another edition of the AOBL
Magazine. This edition won't feature any nice graphics or
stuff like that because I don't have access to my desktop
PC and have to write this on my laptop, on which doing
any kind of graphic work is straight up impossible. Anyways,
we still got some cool things for these mags, since some
people volunteered to help me with this Mag. Also, my apo-
logies for this going up a day late. That is due to Knuckle-
head not sending me his stuff in time. No offense to him,
because I can understand he didn't have the time. But
from now on, I will start doing the parts on my own again
if people don't send 'em to me in time. So expect the next
mags to be all punctual. But enough with this, let's look at
last week's battles!
Reviews
—by bleak—
So this week was filled with landslide victories. Not in the
sense of the winning verse was immensely better than the
losing verse, in most battles. However, in almost every
battle, all of the votes went to one contestant. Let me
elaborate.
Knucklehead vs. Defiant
Knuck was more consistent in this one. The voters said that it
seemed like Def rushed this verse, which I can see. Knuck came
pretty hard throughout the battle, and had a couple rofls to add
in with the rest of his punches. I still don't know which text
retirement home Knuck limped out of when AOB went active...
But god bless them for trusting his knees to walk.
Line of the Battle: Knucklehead
u stay home & eat cheetos with milk, knuck get high with 9s & ascend son
i get bitches when i'm Zoned out.. u're so pathetic u've never even reached the Friend one
Utmost vs. Witty
One of the closer battles of the week. Idk who Utmost was
before he was Utmost, but we need to employ some detective
work to see who we are battling. Witty had some witty pun-
ches, but the voters didn't see it as enough to take it from Ut.
Line of the Battle: Utmost
Mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his system
Hollywood vs. bleak
Not so close according to voters, but bleak put up a fight at
least. The voters said that bleak had some nice lines, but his
misses outweighed his hits. He came a lil reserved in this one,
and could have used his concepts a bit better. Yes, I'm doing
my own review, fuck you. Holly had a consistent verse and
swept the votes.
Line of the Battle: Hollywood
I'm doin it G, suited in fleece.. while you rock unusual tees w/ stains
in fact the only time you looked Sharp was at your own funeral HE arranged
Rayge vs. Mac
I've seen Macs name around quite a bit lately. He probably
could have used the tutoring in The Ultimate Writer tourney.
I can see that he has the idea of what to do, he just doesn't
do it. Ray is still getting better, although this verse wasn't
up with some I've seen. AN AWESOME MATCHUP WOULD BE
RAYGE VS. SHARP NINE. If you're listening, Snoop.
Line of the Battle: Rayge
shouldnt have joined this site, now u'll bleed profusely. This scrub is so shook
its AOB.....& after this u'll need blood donations from one of those groups
RPK vs. Ox
The voters disagreed on this one, even bringing Orc out of
hibernation to say how bad voting was. It was close, and RPK
took it. Not a very highly touted matchup, to say the least,
and the contestants were lackluster. RPK had a line, Ox had
a line, I had a stroke.
Line of the Battle: RPK
Watch me drop a dope phrase,I'm set to leave this hoe slain
People know I'm a Cannibal, Ox...so its fitting that I leave u with some Cold Veins
Sharp Nine vs. Flo Real
I'm having a lot more fun reading Sharp's verses these days,
as he is progressing very quickly. Flo still needs some pro-
gression to be able to knock off higher tier opponents, try
reading namix's forum. It's no hate, you just didn't get much
out of your UW tutor. Sharp took this one pretty easily, I'm
expecting great things. And tag medals.
Line of the Battle: Sharp Nine
You lost to CB in UW? I'm bout to wreck him - my gall's known
But you had such a hard time with Camp I was thought you needed to call home
Strikta vs. Nomad
Close battle here. Nomad had consistency, but nothing that
really stood out. Every line hit as hard as the last one, and
there weren't really any haymakers. Strik had a similar verse,
although the verse as a whole was fresher and cleaner. Nomad
seemed like he was out of practice, his style is dated.
Line of the Battle: Strikta
I'ma be logging w/ ya girl.. it's a part time job for that cock face
Yea, but MY four-stint trees jus' aren't enough to compare.. when she got raped
Dystopian vs. Vinzr
I've seen Vin around. His lines get a lot more love on RIA,
I wonder why? Anyways, neither verse was hot, but Dys
had a certain aura about his writing that made it hit harder.
Some of your punches are statementish however, and take
away from your concepts. Dys took this one easily in a dirt
bowl.
Line of the Battle: Dystopian
This gimmicks fucked with English, his every drops a field day for the critics
But its similar to trying indian cuisines, showing Vin da loopholes in his lyrics.
-Bleak da DON DON DIRTY LINES
you better not delete my sign off this time Snoop.
FUCK YALL.
Battle of the Week
Strikta vs. Nomad
Strikta
I'ma be logging w/ ya girl.. it's a part time job for that cock face
Yea, but MY four-stint trees jus' aren't enough to compare.. when she got raped
This shit means nothing to me.. & fuck ur name.. just scram dawg
I'd walk backwards if I gave a fuck about a Nomad or 1 text verse I gava dam on
Ur putrid & hardly livin'.. stupid, I see intrusions as options, niglet
So I'll put the scope on ya mouth & let a 325 do more than loosen da tarter in it
This stupid fuck isn't worth it, jus' mumblin' nothingness; worthless
Da way u tried to Russell up money lines, u could be Rush Card customer service
Ur not a challenge, I'd rather talk about when I fuck hoes instead
Ya girl uses her pussy muscles on the tip of my dick, that's a tough rode a head
I'm knockin' doors dowwwn like Pimp C when I'm sparkin' the tool
A Dora-fly open from u when ppl bust in on u beatin' ya meat to NickJr. cartoons
This that Delta 88 text.. where I run over ya fam to test da basics
& I'ma take ur mom out w/ the whip like Indiana Jones on romantic excavations
vs.
Nomad
I'll bet a pink slip on it, that i'll RIK roll RIK without fake posting a link
cause I'm dishin it to wash this walking dishwasher, and drown his hopes in a sink
this hoe showin kinks like a mingling nympho, so rippin'ems all too easy n simple
make'em MIA like his GED, dude couldn’t be gifted if he asked mall Kris Kringle
ill admit Tims really somethin, his illiteracy is a subject noone here's touchin
so when you hear Tim's going to Reed, then it's him spending time with his couzin
end of discussion ya a hopeless stan, see it's troubling how he boasts he's the man
you catching a break? pfft Tim's nowhere near bubbling except the soap in his hands
damn spazz aint up to the task, even Charlie Browns pet ended up murkin that ass
fake thugs gassed, Timothy aint buss'tin unless he's headin to work with a pass
this is dirt for his trash, dummie thought hed lose money when daylight was droppin hours
yah he's always sour, cause STRIKT is only relevant when talking bout his x-modding powers
ill shower roundhouses his way, surely he can be ''used to kick'' like his early days
serve'em more times than he claimed he'd stray, provin he's useless as the words he says
murdered n slayed with multiple personal punches i call it TRIfecta, shit is a wrap
but hold the applause, cuz everyone knows, him walkin streets only way TRIK gets the clap
Verse of the Week
Utmost (vs. Witty)
Originally Posted by Figurative
Jerking off is more depressing than anything... for me at least.
No it's really awesome, you must be doing it wrong.
No it's really awesome, you must be doing it wrong.
Talk about proof? guess the courting process didnt net you ample beaver
when ya love lifes like Cake returnin to Ball... the handles neva leave ya
But IF you did have a chick. I'd take her, twist her fast n bust in raw
have her mouth at load bearing capacity..of a full cab; where she sucked me off
mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his system
I'll throw the chrome away, let punches dig into chest til ya bones decay
& fuck beatin the brakes off you.. Im haulin off like the street fighter bonus stage
Sn00p said we both had potential - but after this. Im chief, head honcho elitist
See, Im gettin the keys to Cassel.. YOUR just gettin cut from the squad faster than he did
This bitch is a gonna, one swift blitz'll leave you chillin in trauma
have you shacked up in a cast for so long.. people'll think ur ice fishing w/ Lama
& U bein Irish, make sense man - cept boozin is only gettin you peril
Cuz if U'll act brolic from a keg stand... I'll watch you ale at the head of a barrel
.
.
.
'Sup, y'all. This is Sn00p with another edition of the AOBL
Magazine. This edition won't feature any nice graphics or
stuff like that because I don't have access to my desktop
PC and have to write this on my laptop, on which doing
any kind of graphic work is straight up impossible. Anyways,
we still got some cool things for these mags, since some
people volunteered to help me with this Mag. Also, my apo-
logies for this going up a day late. That is due to Knuckle-
head not sending me his stuff in time. No offense to him,
because I can understand he didn't have the time. But
from now on, I will start doing the parts on my own again
if people don't send 'em to me in time. So expect the next
mags to be all punctual. But enough with this, let's look at
last week's battles!
Reviews
—by bleak—
So this week was filled with landslide victories. Not in the
sense of the winning verse was immensely better than the
losing verse, in most battles. However, in almost every
battle, all of the votes went to one contestant. Let me
elaborate.
Knucklehead vs. Defiant
Knuck was more consistent in this one. The voters said that it
seemed like Def rushed this verse, which I can see. Knuck came
pretty hard throughout the battle, and had a couple rofls to add
in with the rest of his punches. I still don't know which text
retirement home Knuck limped out of when AOB went active...
But god bless them for trusting his knees to walk.
Line of the Battle: Knucklehead
u stay home & eat cheetos with milk, knuck get high with 9s & ascend son
i get bitches when i'm Zoned out.. u're so pathetic u've never even reached the Friend one
Utmost vs. Witty
One of the closer battles of the week. Idk who Utmost was
before he was Utmost, but we need to employ some detective
work to see who we are battling. Witty had some witty pun-
ches, but the voters didn't see it as enough to take it from Ut.
Line of the Battle: Utmost
Mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his system
Hollywood vs. bleak
Not so close according to voters, but bleak put up a fight at
least. The voters said that bleak had some nice lines, but his
misses outweighed his hits. He came a lil reserved in this one,
and could have used his concepts a bit better. Yes, I'm doing
my own review, fuck you. Holly had a consistent verse and
swept the votes.
Line of the Battle: Hollywood
I'm doin it G, suited in fleece.. while you rock unusual tees w/ stains
in fact the only time you looked Sharp was at your own funeral HE arranged
Rayge vs. Mac
I've seen Macs name around quite a bit lately. He probably
could have used the tutoring in The Ultimate Writer tourney.
I can see that he has the idea of what to do, he just doesn't
do it. Ray is still getting better, although this verse wasn't
up with some I've seen. AN AWESOME MATCHUP WOULD BE
RAYGE VS. SHARP NINE. If you're listening, Snoop.
Line of the Battle: Rayge
shouldnt have joined this site, now u'll bleed profusely. This scrub is so shook
its AOB.....& after this u'll need blood donations from one of those groups
RPK vs. Ox
The voters disagreed on this one, even bringing Orc out of
hibernation to say how bad voting was. It was close, and RPK
took it. Not a very highly touted matchup, to say the least,
and the contestants were lackluster. RPK had a line, Ox had
a line, I had a stroke.
Line of the Battle: RPK
Watch me drop a dope phrase,I'm set to leave this hoe slain
People know I'm a Cannibal, Ox...so its fitting that I leave u with some Cold Veins
Sharp Nine vs. Flo Real
I'm having a lot more fun reading Sharp's verses these days,
as he is progressing very quickly. Flo still needs some pro-
gression to be able to knock off higher tier opponents, try
reading namix's forum. It's no hate, you just didn't get much
out of your UW tutor. Sharp took this one pretty easily, I'm
expecting great things. And tag medals.
Line of the Battle: Sharp Nine
You lost to CB in UW? I'm bout to wreck him - my gall's known
But you had such a hard time with Camp I was thought you needed to call home
Strikta vs. Nomad
Close battle here. Nomad had consistency, but nothing that
really stood out. Every line hit as hard as the last one, and
there weren't really any haymakers. Strik had a similar verse,
although the verse as a whole was fresher and cleaner. Nomad
seemed like he was out of practice, his style is dated.
Line of the Battle: Strikta
I'ma be logging w/ ya girl.. it's a part time job for that cock face
Yea, but MY four-stint trees jus' aren't enough to compare.. when she got raped
Dystopian vs. Vinzr
I've seen Vin around. His lines get a lot more love on RIA,
I wonder why? Anyways, neither verse was hot, but Dys
had a certain aura about his writing that made it hit harder.
Some of your punches are statementish however, and take
away from your concepts. Dys took this one easily in a dirt
bowl.
Line of the Battle: Dystopian
This gimmicks fucked with English, his every drops a field day for the critics
But its similar to trying indian cuisines, showing Vin da loopholes in his lyrics.
-Bleak da DON DON DIRTY LINES
you better not delete my sign off this time Snoop.
FUCK YALL.
Battle of the Week
Strikta vs. Nomad
Strikta
I'ma be logging w/ ya girl.. it's a part time job for that cock face
Yea, but MY four-stint trees jus' aren't enough to compare.. when she got raped
This shit means nothing to me.. & fuck ur name.. just scram dawg
I'd walk backwards if I gave a fuck about a Nomad or 1 text verse I gava dam on
Ur putrid & hardly livin'.. stupid, I see intrusions as options, niglet
So I'll put the scope on ya mouth & let a 325 do more than loosen da tarter in it
This stupid fuck isn't worth it, jus' mumblin' nothingness; worthless
Da way u tried to Russell up money lines, u could be Rush Card customer service
Ur not a challenge, I'd rather talk about when I fuck hoes instead
Ya girl uses her pussy muscles on the tip of my dick, that's a tough rode a head
I'm knockin' doors dowwwn like Pimp C when I'm sparkin' the tool
A Dora-fly open from u when ppl bust in on u beatin' ya meat to NickJr. cartoons
This that Delta 88 text.. where I run over ya fam to test da basics
& I'ma take ur mom out w/ the whip like Indiana Jones on romantic excavations
vs.
Nomad
I'll bet a pink slip on it, that i'll RIK roll RIK without fake posting a link
cause I'm dishin it to wash this walking dishwasher, and drown his hopes in a sink
this hoe showin kinks like a mingling nympho, so rippin'ems all too easy n simple
make'em MIA like his GED, dude couldn’t be gifted if he asked mall Kris Kringle
ill admit Tims really somethin, his illiteracy is a subject noone here's touchin
so when you hear Tim's going to Reed, then it's him spending time with his couzin
end of discussion ya a hopeless stan, see it's troubling how he boasts he's the man
you catching a break? pfft Tim's nowhere near bubbling except the soap in his hands
damn spazz aint up to the task, even Charlie Browns pet ended up murkin that ass
fake thugs gassed, Timothy aint buss'tin unless he's headin to work with a pass
this is dirt for his trash, dummie thought hed lose money when daylight was droppin hours
yah he's always sour, cause STRIKT is only relevant when talking bout his x-modding powers
ill shower roundhouses his way, surely he can be ''used to kick'' like his early days
serve'em more times than he claimed he'd stray, provin he's useless as the words he says
murdered n slayed with multiple personal punches i call it TRIfecta, shit is a wrap
but hold the applause, cuz everyone knows, him walkin streets only way TRIK gets the clap
Verse of the Week
Utmost (vs. Witty)
Originally Posted by Figurative
Jerking off is more depressing than anything... for me at least.
No it's really awesome, you must be doing it wrong.
No it's really awesome, you must be doing it wrong.
Talk about proof? guess the courting process didnt net you ample beaver
when ya love lifes like Cake returnin to Ball... the handles neva leave ya
But IF you did have a chick. I'd take her, twist her fast n bust in raw
have her mouth at load bearing capacity..of a full cab; where she sucked me off
mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his system
I'll throw the chrome away, let punches dig into chest til ya bones decay
& fuck beatin the brakes off you.. Im haulin off like the street fighter bonus stage
Sn00p said we both had potential - but after this. Im chief, head honcho elitist
See, Im gettin the keys to Cassel.. YOUR just gettin cut from the squad faster than he did
This bitch is a gonna, one swift blitz'll leave you chillin in trauma
have you shacked up in a cast for so long.. people'll think ur ice fishing w/ Lama
& U bein Irish, make sense man - cept boozin is only gettin you peril
Cuz if U'll act brolic from a keg stand... I'll watch you ale at the head of a barrel
.
.
.