Gifts you'd buy your NCG's if you won $600 million

[Neighbor]

J. Metts

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/smart-car-1.jpg

Bags

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/wwf_ring.JPG

Masaii

http://deeprootsmalawi.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/img_0467.jpg

[PancakeBrah]

Nothing.

[Allen Knight]

Bathsaults an razorblades

[El Muffin]

for Allen??? daddy Yankee. greatest. hits obv

[Fart]

lmao

[Fig]

Id pay everyone on netcees 1million dollars each to tongue punch a fruit roll up tattoo on my dad's gooch

[Fart]

i'd buy everyone WNBA season tickets

[Allen Knight]

for Allen??? daddy Yankee. greatest. hits obv

Dally gasolina

[El Muffin]

i wont tongue punch but what i will do is headbutt said goofy with tongue. exposed. same? no?

[El Muffin]

*goofy. I can't turn my auto correct off

[El Muffin]

ffml

[Fig]

Okay but you have to shave your head before and let me lube it up with DG's vag chowder that I.put in my mouth abd then push with my tongue through the gaps of clenched teethhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggg

[El Muffin]

ihey neigh. i thought masaiis. gift was a tree to hang himself. till i scrolled down. n saw that aborigine. with a Lando. Carlisarran haircut

[Clayray]

Id make sure y'all families straight

[Masaii]

Lol. Thanks Neigh.

Id buy you:

http://www.australiansteroids.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/about-dianabol1.jpg

[Split]

i would buy Vulgar a 7 subject notebook

[El Muffin]

what's. dianabol

[Fig]

Who would buy me recording equipment

Itd be like an investment

If investments were brown and pawned the brand new equipment you gave them

[Split]

Muff its like Australian herpes cream. Masaii is their spokesman

[Masaii]

what's. dianabol

steroids cause neigh does them irl.

[Ghost1]

Yoooooo good looks my dude! Id play w that shit in the tub while i drink.

[Split]

i hope someone buys me a boner bike

[OutWrite]

New color scheme.

[Ghost1]

i hope someone buys me a boner bike

As i made that tag i will buy it for u.

[Fig]

The novelty of the dildo.skateboard dun ran out eh?

fag

[Ghost1]

Dont get uppity with me u fuckin chinky lookin wetback. Ur not built for this fuckboy. Stick to makin quirky shock comments in threads about cats created by men twice ur age who write rhymes about inertia. Fuckin slapface.

[El Muffin]

oh damn

[Split]

fig is forbidden from the bonercycle as well

[Fig]

Dont get uppity with me u fuckin chinky lookin wetback. Ur not built for this fuckboy. Stick to makin quirky shock comments in threads about cats created by men twice ur age who write rhymes about inertia. Fuckin slapface.

First of all that wasnt even directed towards you dick chip

And second of all, I'm going to take the high road on this one

good day sir

may your women never stray black, for fear they may never come back

[OutWrite]

Damn...

[Fig]

fig is forbidden from the bonercycle as well

Good I didn't want to ride anyways. Its sound painful.

[Ghost1]

LOOK AT ME KING

[Fig]

LOOK AT ME KING

I am. Why do you have a dookie stain splattered on your cheek?

[Allen Knight]

Bags stfu.u piece.of shit faggot id give all 600 million to see u suffer

[Wise Wiggles]

I'd get neigh like 10 50cals. 3 nun chucks. 5 hotari honzo blades. A cannon. Bazooka. A nuclear warhead. Kate upton's fully functional vagina (I get her tatas). Bags could get some smash brothers. Chyeah would get that doomsday bike. I'd give fig a bow made out of shit filled condoms. Danielsoncake would get a record player. Big baby gets Sesame Street porno. Dull boy gets Jack Nicholson.

[Fig]

Whys I would give you a dingy waterbottle filled up.with ayahuasca, a tent, and a flute, then helicopter land you on the tallest mountain that I'll design with all my money. Then I'll have no more.

[Wise Wiggles]

Tf is ayahuasca

[Fig]

Tf is ayahuasca

Lmao yeah right

[Hush]

Fig is a boarder nigh seen since the olden days


Dude boards like a young Harry conick jr

[Split]

Fig is a boarder nigh seen since the olden days


Dude boards like a young Harry conick jr

ur just saying that cause he looks like a young you

[Fig]

ur just saying that cause he looks like a young you

you look like a young you

I like this guy hush, he says nice things about me

[Split]

I have a professor named Yung Yu. or Tsiashang Yu or some shit.

[namix]

Nothing.

I would buy you something awesome, and expect nothing in return.

it's time we both look forward to our inevitable success bro.

[Fig]

I met this white kid at a bike park

His name was Fury

[Split]

wtf is a bike park? that like a dog park for people too irresponsible to care for a pet?

[Fig]

Like a skate park but for bikes. Its sooooo gay and no one enjoys it

[namix]

Id make sure y'all families straight

I'm not sure if I know you yet Xanax, but I like you.

I will do the same for yours.



Thank you for being a light among the shadow people.

[Split]

inb4 xanax obligatory dickscratch

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

If youre a male and youre not Aero but you made that Aero tag, kill yourself...

Bye...

[Ghost1]

Closet bigot?

I think ive been pretty clear on my feelings for other races.......

[Clayray]

I'm not sure if I know you yet Xanax, but I like you.

I will do the same for yours.



Thank you for being a light among the shadow people.

I mean it's 600 million.. Why not? Figured I'd do some good in the world before I go.


And splits just mad because out the 4 or more times he mentioned me with his faggatory remarks I've never gave him the time of day. So here you go bro. It's your time to shine.

[Ghost1]

For the record, xanax i think ur a fuckin faggot and i generally regret reading ur posts.

[namix]

inb4 xanax obligatory dickscratch

lol... dammit split, someday one of us are going to get it done, it's worth erring on the good guy side.

somehow i like/respect/and get your sense of humor more since our falling out though - so you'll still be on my list if/when we make it happen bro. :D

[Clayray]

I'd also rent out an venue and fly everyone currently active on Netcees and have a party.

Settling disputes between members is encouraged.

[namix]

For the record, xanax i think ur a fuckin faggot and i generally regret reading ur posts.

I applaud Xanax for stemming the tide. Few new members make it this far, and at some point acceptance is inevitable.



For the record, you are on my list too Bags. You'd probably have to endure a couple hours of "good-to-great" conversation with me, but it would involve heavy drinking and also just reinforce a bunch of things you really already believe deep, deep down; however, i'd let you walk away with a couple mill from there brotha. :D

[Fig]

I would get the address of every single boarder, and hire a professional hit man, to kill off you and your family. Slowly. Over a matter of decades. It will start out with some distant cousins. Uncles n shit. Then soon your nieces and grandmas are being picked off. Eventually, your parents, siblings, wife, children all gone... and you're the last one left. And I.walk in and I go, haha yeah fag that's right it's me fig, never should've talked shit on the rap site, alright I'm out, peace.

[big baby]

lol @ people getting along. The fuck is going on here. Time to break it up. Fuck you fig

[Split]

I would get the address of every single boarder, and hire a professional hit man, to kill off you and your family. Slowly. Over a matter of decades. It will start out with some distant cousins. Uncles n shit. Then soon your nieces and grandmas are being picked off. Eventually, your parents, siblings, wife, children all gone... and you're the last one left. And I.walk in and I go, haha yeah fag that's right it's me fig, never should've talked shit on the rap site, alright I'm out, peace.

that was beautiful.

[Fig]

lol @ people getting along. The fuck is going on here. Time to break it up. Fuck you fig

I will shrink my body and motor rape every pore on your skin

[El Muffin]

Closet bigot?

I think ive been pretty clear on my feelings for other races.......

LOL that was me. im kidding with you knew you'd react. curious tho what is your stance but idk it tbh

[El Muffin]

*because

[namix]

I will shrink my body and motor rape every pore on your skin

i apologize in advance for the moment of sincerity, but your imagery has really improved over the last couple of months.


do you have any recent drops? sky's the limit for you if you can avoid the inclination to become one of the lost souls fighting for discussion-board relevancy brotha :D


half joking

[El Muffin]

I would get the address of every single boarder, and hire a professional hit man, to kill off you and your family. Slowly. Over a matter of decades. It will start out with some distant cousins. Uncles n shit. Then soon your nieces and grandmas are being picked off. Eventually, your parents, siblings, wife, children all gone... and you're the last one left. And I.walk in and I go, haha yeah fag that's right it's me fig, never should've talked shit on the rap site, alright I'm out, peace.

i fucking love it

[Geno]

Well. Tbh, I think the only person I would be my familia Badweather


This man has proven to be a true friend, even though I had a slight unbrosephly moment with him... and he knows what I'm referring to. But anyway, I would definitely have to bless my man with the vehicle of his choice from 35grand to lower if I came upon that much money, it would be a piss in the bucket and I feel like he deserves a blessing after all the shit he's done for me. No homo. This dude is a true friend and I would have no fucking problem at all buying that man a whip to get him right.


And, I would probably western union strikta that 20 bucks he was asking for a while back, maybe even bail his. Out of jail if he was locked. And that's only cause he a brother from the dmv. Can't say for sure whether or not he would do the same for me, cause he stay bullshitting about meeting up for drinks whenever he comes around the md areas. But ya

That's all
Oh, I would definitely bless mike wrecka somehow to. He been netfamily for a decade +

[Objective]

600 million dollars? Wow.

Would buy that one dude the MPC he always wanted and maybe some other equipment, was it Ill Nika? I don't even remember who it was anymore. And whoever needed to borrow money, was it Strikta that asked for that? The tournaments wouldn't lack money to be won. I'd also want to partner up with whoever owns Netcees. Wouldn't do any changes that would hurt the site or be looked upon as bad, no worries there, but I'd like to have more to say in regards of improvements that can be done. A serious server that can be trusted to handle all kinds of traffic would be one of them. Probably buy some other people a few things too, but I wouldn't give shit to people that comes to me asking for it tho'. I'm a man of principles and I'm a bitch like that.

I'd buy Witty some stuff for his fox tho'.

I'd also hire a agent and a publishing assistent/adviser for Netcees that the writers on here with 1000+ posts can consult and ask for advice if needed. Hire a graphic designer to make the banners for the tournaments here and the mags. Anyone making mags will get compensation as well (whoever that writes mags needs to be NCG's tho' from this time period).

I'd also make sure that everyone who gets into the OM HoF gets 50$ per submission entered there from here on out. I'd also organize a yearly get-together/Netcees writing convention and truly market it in a way so it gets revenue with money to be added to the netcees pot. The first convention would be hosted by me alone in a small venue and pay for everyone that's been here for more than 6 months to get there if they can't make it themselves. Respected vets from other sites can also get a free pass to join, but I will not pay for their travel expenses.
It'd last 5 days with topical writing tournaments (low tier and mid tier contests can be entered by everyone, the top tier contests can only be entered if you've won topical tournaments, gotten to the semi-finals/finals and/or got several OM HoF's or get a pass by the staff based on the skill-level they think you're on), open mics, slam poetry contests, battles, short writing, poetry and even novel tourneys with respected judges will be held. Write/fight nights in booths with no internet could be announced at any time. Each booth would be sound proof and connected to screens so bystanders could see them write in real time. Prices would range from 50-100$ and audio equipment to connections with an agent for a year or a contract with publishing companies.

I'd try to get a hold of professors and whatnot to hold speeches. The topics would range from economy, what's expected of you if you have an agent and the smartest moves to make if you want to expand on your writing and connections, history experts in writing, copyright laws and what it takes to get a book published, audio heads and audio workshops etc. Basicly anything that can make us improve in what we want to improve on.

I'd truly go into work so that my money wouldn't be needed after 5-10 years, but I'd still be the main man on how things go down along with a few people I respect and trust from the NC-community that we have TODAY. I'd only want NCG's to be with me on this so it keeps the charm it has today, only improved in all aspects. No outsiders will have a say on how this goes down. My main goal would be that Netcees itself (or a sidekick like AoB if NC's isn't to be preferred by the community to be tangled with) becomes a highly regarded and respected controversial community in the world of writing, and writing in rap form would eventually be considered an artform on the same line as anything else. The main goal would be that we'd have our own publishing company with the best of writers on top led by me and people like Geno, Namix, Vulgar and Ill Nika etc.

If done the way I think it can go down I don't see how it can't become a success and why it wouldn't be possible to make a career out of this.

[Objective]

Oh, yeah; Anyone starting a fight there or threatening people not to show up to the convention, and things of the like that might hinder people from coming to the specific things we organize will be banned (in some instances; the convention itself) from being able to win shit (not even the 50$ for OM HoF's will be given) for year and having a chance to be one of the ring leaders in working with all of this can be forgotten all together. I wouldn't give a shit about whatever threats and fights you make that doesn't involve the convention or anything surrounding that tho'.

[Sicc]

^ Pretty dope actually. Props.

[uh-oh]

i would give everyone i've actually interacted with/sorta know on here, a million

[Batty]

I admit I haven't read this whole thread but before I can truly answer I need to know if we are also giving gifts for aliases?

Coz some of these niggas be gettin like 10 gifts tbh.

[Batty]

Neighbor

[Split]

Objective for site chancellor

we'd all be banned though. your plan needs more alcohol

[Wise Wiggles]

Objective for most walls posted since beyond.

[Objective]

Objective for most walls posted since beyond.

Ye, it's a habit I'm trying to get rid of. Not on forums tho', idgaf there. Either people read it, or they don't, cool if they do, don't mind if they don't. People be getting essays on facebook chats n shit tho', that's what I try to stay away from. I should probably socialize more.

[Witty]

600 million?

I'd just make sure nobody needed anything, and if they did then i would just buy it for them, even people who don't like me because we are all human and it's ok if people don't like me, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be helped if they need it.

[Geno]

Good shit Objective

[dead man]

On some real shit I would buy uh-oh all the equipment he needs to make the DOPE music. Then download it all for free

I would also put frank through rehab and cover his gender reassignment procedure

[Dope girl]

to be honest Iit will be cash cuz everyone loves cash.

[YDK]

I'd buy y'all a life

[YDK]

SRS tho I'd start my own publishing company and have yearly books put out by the ppl here to support site improvements and advertising.
Def start a record label for all the ppl that want to make music and fly ppl out for free to do so.
Any money made would go to support everybody on here, I've never been close personally to anybody in particular on here but I've been around and connected with most everybody either through reading their verses or them reading mine like back when my moms passed.
Other than that I'd have a decent chunk of money set aside for anytime somebody genuinely needed something.
The rest would support my own family an put my pops through rehab an pay his house off before the foreclosure finishes

[Split]

in reality. I would probably never post here again, except to post a (single) stack.

[Certain]

Is the $600 million before or after taxes?