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Split
03-23-2013, 01:16 AM
There are two toothbrushes and two toothpaste containers in the bathroom

There are three roommates in our suite

I figured dude kept his shit in his desk (he's schizo paranoid status.. Superstitious about maaaadddd things, got these crazy rituals that go way past OCD, only eats on weekends etc)

I keep my shit organized so I can wake up right before class, shower, brush teeth and dip to the bus stop as fast as possible. i went into the bathroom tonight, and my toothpaste had no cap and there was water around my toothbrush, no cap on the toothbrush.

http://t.fireden.net/t/fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/castanzaMFW.jpg.jpeg

If this dudes fucked enough to use my toothbrush we're gonna have a problem. Lol so I put these chemicals on my *now old* toothbrush that are gonna make his gums swell up/ hurt if he uses my toothbrush, and left it how it was

The bait has been set br0s
Inno
03-23-2013, 01:18 AM
you been cleaning your mouth with some one elses spit splt...i hope you throw up.
NYCSPITZ
03-23-2013, 01:19 AM
disgusting
Sharp
03-23-2013, 01:23 AM
Thats pretty sketchy

my roommate freshman year just did a bunch of meth

but at least I knew where I stood with him
~RustyGunZ~
03-23-2013, 01:47 AM
I had preset roommates in my first cc and ended up with the goalie from our team who was a fag sometimes

so me and my other roommate cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush and put it back

he never knew
Fig
03-23-2013, 02:12 AM
schizo paranoid status, so youre going to put chemicals in the toothbrush thatll hurt his gums if he uses it.

I duno man, just get a different toothbrush lol.
Masaii
03-23-2013, 04:20 AM
I HATE when a bitch stays over and when you go to get her a fresh toothbrush she says, oh its okay ill use yours.

NO ITS NOT OKAY SLUT, GTFO!
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/232/114/e39.png
Ghost1
03-23-2013, 08:35 AM
Lmfaoooo@split,masaii&dopplegangersplit
Chyeahhh!!!
03-23-2013, 09:08 AM
I HATE when a bitch stays over and when you go to get her a fresh toothbrush she says, oh its okay ill use yours.

NO ITS NOT OKAY SLUT, GTFO!
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/232/114/e39.pngLmao gets me everytime.
Split
03-23-2013, 03:15 PM
haha... my old toothbrush is missing, and all his bedsheets mysteriously disappeared, haven't seen him all day










help
God Of War
03-23-2013, 03:17 PM
split sounds like u the one who needs to hide ur toothbrush broseph
Strikta
03-23-2013, 03:20 PM
That's an ass beatable offense imo.

I don't want NOBODY touching my bathroom shit.
Witty
03-23-2013, 03:27 PM
Wait...why the fuck does he only eat on weekends?
Split
03-23-2013, 03:36 PM
split sounds like u the one who needs to hide ur toothbrush broseph
done

http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/IMG_20130323_153244_107_zpsfbb4f4fb.jpg
That's an ass beatable offense imo.

I don't want NOBODY touching my bathroom shit.

he's about to get beat on.

Wait...why the fuck does he only eat on weekends?

I DON'T KNOW