ITT NCG'S RENEW THEIR ROASTING LICENSE BY POSTING A RECENT PIC OF THEMSELVES

[Ghost1]

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ROAST PEOPLE IF YOU HAVE NOT POSTED A PIC OF URSELF. IF YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO REVEAL UR GROTESQUE PHYSICAL FEATURES THEN YOU DAMN SURE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ATTACK ANOTHERS. IF YOU ARE SO MUCH OF A COWARD THAT U JUST CANNOT POSSIBLY WITHSTAND THE INEVEITABLE JOKES ABOUT UR OWN IMAGE THEN U WILL NOT BE PERMITTED TO PARTICIPATE IN FUTURE ROASTS. I WILL MAKE IT MY DYING MISSION TO THREAD JACK ANY ROAST U PUSSIES ENTER WITHOUT UR ROASTING LICENSE AND PROCEED TO HARASSING YOU UNTIL U LEAVE THE ROAST. U R NOT WELCOME. U R FAGGIT,

http://oi59.tinypic.com/2dbnmtj.jpg

RENEW UR LICENSE NOW

[Hush]

Avy


Nice baron impersonation

[Ghost1]

lol cept that girl is taller then him.

[Swerve]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2i2c074.jpg

[Vulgar]

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1377498_691445747552580_664495392_n.jpg

[Orc]

k

[Lars]

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1382839_256647521152505_1419232176_n.jpg

me and my mate Stacie from a Halloween party last year, don't think I've a more recent one on the laptop atm because my jaw got busted over Christmas and new year

[Lars]

lmao you guys laughed when I told you chicks dug my trapper hat swag

shouts to Bags for proving your boy correct

[Evolve]

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ROAST PEOPLE IF YOU HAVE NOT POSTED A PIC OF URSELF. IF YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO REVEAL UR GROTESQUE PHYSICAL FEATURES THEN YOU DAMN SURE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ATTACK ANOTHERS. IF YOU ARE SO MUCH OF A COWARD THAT U JUST CANNOT POSSIBLY WITHSTAND THE INEVEITABLE JOKES ABOUT UR OWN IMAGE THEN U WILL NOT BE PERMITTED TO PARTICIPATE IN FUTURE ROASTS. I WILL MAKE IT MY DYING MISSION TO THREAD JACK ANY ROAST U PUSSIES ENTER WITHOUT UR ROASTING LICENSE AND PROCEED TO HARASSING YOU UNTIL U LEAVE THE ROAST. U R NOT WELCOME. U R FAGGIT,

http://oi59.tinypic.com/2dbnmtj.jpg

RENEW UR LICENSE NOW

What was the weather like inside?

[Joe Metts]

Cashius


Need your spank bank images in here now.

[Diode]

def lold at shady crockett tag

[veritas]

http://i62.tinypic.com/24zkb5c.png

[mimic]

Been a while... stretches....

http://i57.tinypic.com/2wlslzs.png

[TYSON]

https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1375261_761347470547997_363294076_n.jpg

I love my granny....

[Wise Wiggles]

View My Video (http://tinypic.com/r/1zvfytg/8)

Life In Color.

http://i61.tinypic.com/2vtv5ec.jpg

Bang bang. Fireball/angry orchard = yelling at cars passing by on highway while you're pacing with your pants down.

http://i62.tinypic.com/11kju6e.jpg

This was yesterday. Almost chopped it the fuck off.

[Split]

lol

[Dope girl]

There's too many best ones in file, hard for me choice.

anyway, I will go pick one out.

[Dope girl]

There ya go.

[CymbiCort]

http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m567/pheno0mental/IMG_121042107819524.jpg

[Dope girl]

I tried

[Ghost1]

http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m567/pheno0mental/IMG_121042107819524.jpg



U r nas?

Lol

Damn u wack as fuck at text, nas.



Also

Dont do it wise! Be strong.... your beard will flourish.

[CymbiCort]

Looool, yeah im nas.

Thats me on the far left.

[Fig]

http://i.imgur.com/l2xW147.jpg

stoned as fuck

[Diode]

http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m567/pheno0mental/IMG_121042107819524.jpg

look all the way on the right bros

when you see it..

[CymbiCort]

Lol that nigga looks mad as hell

[Ghost1]

LOOOOOOL

On my life i aint see that dude.

[Wise Wiggles]

http://i60.tinypic.com/2vb0j12.jpg

18 years young in this one boys. Thizz face. Clown hair. Zero worries. Zero regrets. What I would give..

[Masaii]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg

Orc we should wingman each other. Would be an effective duo.

[Split]

asgdjivpqkdmdvkodqlls

[Wise Wiggles]

I'm pretty sure I tried writing "BridgeTown" (nickname irl) on the picture. Except I was smashed & wrote BrideTown. Awsemo. Idgaf. I'm about to ruin my reputation here. (Not like it's all that posh anyways lmao)

http://i57.tinypic.com/2qla1zc.jpg

<3 my friends..

http://i58.tinypic.com/v8d5y1.jpg

YEAHHHHHHHYUH BAYBE

[Diode]

All cleaned up for the big corporate sales meeting earlier this month:
http://i.imgur.com/HhFa2Ht.png

But beware.. beard is coming:
http://i.imgur.com/IYlm3p5.png?1

[Diode]

btw bags posting this for video mag content obvs

[Fart]

http://imageshack.com/a/img839/2417/pvbw.jpg

[Inno]

avy check.

[Diode]

avy check.

NCG military members to thread

[ill nik-A]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g307/Asanchez305/Mobile%20Uploads/5B96D6BB-4FDF-4D8E-9F50-08B0BCC94CBE_zpsmmrsa1mt.jpg (http://s59.photobucket.com/user/Asanchez305/media/Mobile%20Uploads/5B96D6BB-4FDF-4D8E-9F50-08B0BCC94CBE_zpsmmrsa1mt.jpg.html)

[Hush]

Lmap art look like a pervert ass nigga


Dude that sit in the food court st the mall all day

[Tom Sparks]

https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/537997_10151965210520480_205328688_n.jpg?dl=1

Word

[Ghost1]

LOL tom look like he just found out he fucked a white girl last nite

[Hush]

The fuck? I thought sparks was black


Who's not a wigger here

[Tom Sparks]

Never said I was blk

[Fart]

Lmap art look like a pervert ass nigga


Dude that sit in the food court st the mall all day

lmaooo. i was actually at the mall too

[TYSON]

I did too didn't u say u fuck with black bitchs only? Not hating tho this white dude comes to my job with a fine black bitch with a fat ass.

[Allen Knight]

Faded

[Ghost1]

Bahahahaha. Puertorican planet of the apes.

[Tom Sparks]

I did too didn't u say u fuck with black bitchs only? Not hating tho this white dude comes to my job with a fine black bitch with a fat ass.

Yea, mainly blk girls

I love them n they love me


I'm actually 1/4 blk so maybe that's where it stems from.. It's in my dna

[TYSON]

Im 1/64 irish maybe thats why i love white women

[Witty]

I'm all Irish and I hate white women.

[TYSON]

Lol my mom is 1/4 Irish so i dont really claim irish descent irl. Quess there is no real reason why white bitches have me geeking...

[Split]

Took this yesterday tbh

http://imageshack.com/a/img855/3457/f8lm.jpg

bleak dat u?

[Dope girl]

By the way I love what I'm seeing in this thread.

[Fig]

By the way I love what I'm seeing in this thread.

Rate how good I.look

1 - 10

[Neighbor]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s564/malphunxion2/SnapShot_Image1_zps4f9f5cdd.jpg

[Dope girl]

fig give u10

[Fig]

I just won

[Split]

Neighbor is arguably homosexual

[TYSON]

No argument here

[Fig]

Na Neighbor has swag

You are arguably, a meanie

[Split]

Na Neighbor has swag

You are arguably, a meanie

Negged faggot

[Fig]

Negg this dick in your mouth

[Masaii]

Fuck I am good looking.
Diode nice suit, you look like a sir

[Split]

storrs CT dorm bathroom selfies for dayz. yeen bout dat life http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/IMG_20140202_063218_325_zpsbead54d2.jpg

[Masaii]

^ is that you? split is that really you?

[Split]

? ya

[Masaii]

your pass just got revoked.

[Split]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg

Orc we should wingman each other. Would be an effective duo.

.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..

[Masaii]

A handsome individual. ^

http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/IMG_20140202_063218_325_zpsbead54d2.jpg

pass revoked.

[Split]

I posted a pic so I could roast ppl. you posted a pic so you could compete for acceptance w/ strangers on a site you arent a part of. how long after Orc's picture did you post, and how long does it take to get a haircut in Australia? dont even get me started on your appearance, fam. it would be a bad look for the gentlemanly nature of this thread.

[Masaii]

Dont get sassy with me you malcom in the middle look alike.

I will fucking destroy you.

[Split]

i post, lulz ensue. you post, lulls ensue. remind me why u spend time on this site again?

[Hush]

Popcorn gif

[Wise Wiggles]

Guess a lot of ppl will not be partaking in roasts...

[Diode]

Fuck I am good looking.
Diode nice suit, you look like a sir

thank you. you look like an oceanic action hero who probably plays a lot of rugby.

that is a compliment!

[Inno]

^^^gay

split looks like dexter in real life. lol

[Wise Wiggles]

Says Rasheed Wallace after smoking meth out of light bulb that he found laying in a puddle of dirty diapers

[Diode]

Says Rasheed Wallace after smoking meth out of light bulb that he found laying in a puddle of dirty diapers

lol seriously

what the fuck is derka derka jihad doing talking shit right now

[Inno]

dam I do look like rashard wallace yo.


fuck you guys.

[Hush]

Says Rasheed Wallace after smoking meth out of light bulb that he found laying in a puddle of dirty diapers

+5

[big baby]

I always thought innovator was a girl. Still do

[big baby]

Ill take split in a roast battle vs Masaii.

[Destroyer]

http://i.imgur.com/ZI1t3uWh.jpg

[Hush]

No offense but lol my nigga lol

[big baby]

Hush shut up

[Allen Knight]

des staring at the park across the street hard on some amber alert shit

[Wise Wiggles]

If I ate shrooms and saw that painting I would melt within seconds

[Destroyer]

No offense but lol my nigga lol

none taken. we'll see how fresh you look at 37 smoking weed all day

[DjFlame]

http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m541/Mizisawesome/Photo_00002.jpg (http://s1131.photobucket.com/user/Mizisawesome/media/Photo_00002.jpg.html)


Fuck it. There you go.

[Allen Knight]

lmao

[Vulgar]

Oh my............

[DjFlame]

Lmfao.
#FirstToGetRoasted

[Witty]

Djflame is clearly no older than 12 years of age...any roasting would definitely be bullying a child.

Consult your conscience before you post NCGs.

[DjFlame]

13 actually. Llf, love this site!

[CtrlF4]

Djflame tho

[Split]

nooooooooooo ahhahahahahaqhhahaha

[Inno]

niggs lool like he got the mic up his ass.

[Neighbor]

Oh my fuck

[Wise Wiggles]

Dis nigga a new millennium shit stain

Lookin like he just saw his first pube

[DjFlame]

Lmfao!
Nice shots, guys!

[Hush]

Hush shut up

Sup

[Hush]

none taken. we'll see how fresh you look at 37 smoking weed all day

Word ima look like shit lol

[Sharp]

oh jesus

i'll hop in when im not mobile

[Fig]

Mexicans age disgustingly so

I'm just waiting on that

[Witty]

Fig, you aren't supposed to be Mexican anymore.

[Fig]

And you're not supposed to be back inside the house

go get the sponge, you know what the fuck this is

[Witty]

And you're not supposed to be back inside the house

go get the sponge, you know what the fuck this is

I actually don't.

[Masaii]

i post, lulz ensue. you post, lulls ensue. remind me why u spend time on this site again?

remind me how many times you have seen a vagina?

http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/IMG_20140202_063218_325_zpsbead54d2.jpg

Pass revoked thurman murman.

[Split]

remind me how many times you have seen a vagina?



http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg

Orc we should wingman each other. Would be an effective duo.

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg

Orc we should wingman each other. Would be an effective duo.











Orc we should wingman each other. Would be an effective duo.














Orc we should wingman each other. Would be an effective duo.


















Orc we should wingman each other. Would be an effective duo.












Orc we should wingman each other. Would be an effective duo.


http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg











http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg





http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg






















http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg






















Orc we should wingman each other. Would be an effective duo.


http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg




Orc we should wingman each other. Would be an effective duo.













http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg

[Fig]

Nicholas "The Situation" Cage

[Masaii]

Womp Womp.

Yes, I am handsome and think me and Orc would kill the club game.

Stay strong virgin, maybe one day.

http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/IMG_20140202_063218_325_zpsbead54d2.jpg

Pass revoked.

[Fig]

you look like Frankenberry the metrosexual greaser

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg

[Masaii]

Says Rasheed Wallace after smoking meth out of light bulb that he found laying in a puddle of dirty diapers

Fig captain save a virgin

[Split]

lookin like you hopped on the metrosexual, fell asleep before your stop and rode to the end of the line

lookin like you recycle all your jokes from Bags and Hush's wastepaper baskets

looking like you couldn't get ur lips loose enough so you splurged on a hairdo that was designed to sink cruise liners and the spirits of everyone around you

"I'm not a virgin, YOU are" is his most used pickup line

[Masaii]

http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/IMG_20140202_063218_325_zpsbead54d2.jpg

"im not a virgin"

lmao, k.

Pass revoked.

Get more mad.

[Fig]

masaii be bar hopping by himself

[Hush]

Split is funny tho

Can't take that away from him

Got the face of a Jew comedy writer


He was born for this

[Inno]

masaii poking that homosexual chest out hard tho.

askin another man hes, never met to wing man.

hahahahaha.

keep it up fellas

[Witty]

Split is one of the best at roasting on NC tho, it wouldn't make sense to revoke his pass.

[Masaii]

http://www.missionmission.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Screen-shot-2011-10-22-at-6.39.20-PM.png

[Hush]

If consensus agrees don't make yourself the victim bro.

[Fig]

masaii do you realize that any new fag that signs up in a league or writes a verse or fucking anything, is automatically more important than you are to this site. youre australian, and it makes you fucking weird, and there's nothing you could ever do about it.

[Masaii]

LMAO, I post in disc. Why would I ever be considered important on this man poem site?

[Witty]

Who made the tag?

Speak to me coward, don't hide.

[Witty]

Hi!

[Vulgar]

http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m541/Mizisawesome/Photo_00002.jpg (http://s1131.photobucket.com/user/Mizisawesome/media/Photo_00002.jpg.html)


Fuck it. There you go.

[Split]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/1601384_10201856498148252_1248030304_n_zpsba1d3d9b .jpg

dudes roastin like he got the mental capacity of Prometheus Bob.

got his hair up in a prometheus bob.

lookin like he was so scared of being thought a virgin, that in 8th grade he got the downsy girl in class to give him that prometheus bob

[Witty]

oops

[Split]

lmao at this dirtbag DJflame. dude might be touched in the head, i cant

[Split]

masaii puttin the FA and git in faggit, couldnt spare a single g after losing his Xmas bonus to that elderly clown that died on his watch.

[Masaii]

All I said was pass revoked.

Look at how this guy goes into a blinding rage of prop 17 behavior due to his own insecurities, then having no real base to start a to and fro with so resulting in dropping the faggot bomb like thats gonna win some luls.

Pass revoked Malcom. Tell your mum she is a bitch.

[Split]

All I said was pass revoked.

Look at how this guy goes into a blinding rage of prop 17 behavior due to his own insecurities, then having no real base to start a to and fro with so resulting in dropping the faggot bomb like thats gonna win some luls.

Pass revoked Malcom. Tell your mum she is a bitch.

seems legit
http://home.grandecom.net/~tigger512/pnb/bob-kablam.gif

[Split]

I dont care that she is a slut. I do care that she proceeded to pick apart my beliefs and question every single fucking aspect of my life, before telling me that im full of myself. I do care that she took up the whole fucking bed

strong virgin. didnt get tissues for you after your sobbing orgasm?

ole wearing a WWTJD bracelet at all times ass nigga, "stay strong for ...hades!" he curses under his breath. no.. is that mum's perfume she got on? "fuck, noononnonono" visualizing missionary in his head over and over w/ eyes clenched shut. "she knows this is my first fuckkkckc" curses again, adjusts new year resolution to shrug 10x75 300lb. cursing. busts all over her inflatable tits

masaii pls go

[Seyance]

http://i60.tinypic.com/20p79xu.jpg

waaaavey, got the weed and alcohol giving me some serious beyond eyes.

[Ghost1]

U guys have not disapointed.

Split vs masaii is given me a chub.

An deadeddddd@djflame might be touched in the head....hahahaha

[Ghost1]

WHOA

A RARE SEYANCE SPOTTING?

good show, ole chap. Good show.

[Masaii]

Back to back posting ftl

LMAO Look at how frazzled Harry potter is

[Split]

great 1 masaii! call me sharp nine now! or rick moranis! fantastic bro uve made so much progress, we are so proud of u

[Split]

lmao dumb faggot masaii. cant touch me skillwise in humor, creativity, or boarding prowess so calls me a tryhard. wont play his own game. oleeeee sitting out in gym class in case he drops a fly ball ass nigga. fuck u. youre worse than bleak, at least he applied himself

[veritas]

Split I heart you for internalizing the Rick Moranis thing bro.

[Split]

Split I heart you for internalizing the Rick Moranis thing bro.

only took me 18 months to acknowledge. my will is stronger than bags'. this is my thread.

[Masaii]

This dude got consecutive back to back posts 2x

You are a 5x faggot with a 10x zoom on your 20x hideous albino face

You look like an uglier version of fogel.

40yr old virgin is imminent.

[Split]

Fogel bro? 40 year old virgin? cmon take a real swing. ill wait.

[veritas]

only took me 18 months to acknowledge. my will is stronger than bags'. this is my thread.

Sounds great.

[Split]

@ Masaii consider my physical look... you know how pictures work, rite?

[Fig]

Fact: split eight has more om drops related to photography than anyone else on earth

[Split]

Fig you dont know Destroyer's topical alias? Cmon

[Destroyer]

come on son

[Masaii]

You ethered yourself with that pic thurman.

Pass revoked.

[Split]

You ethered yourself with that pic thurman.

Pass revoked.

so you're saying that you don't know how to form a proper insult. did you have a father figure growing up? foster parents perhaps?

[Fig]

Fig you dont know Destroyer's topical alias? Cmon

I.don't. Who is it?

[Fig]

come on son

Reveal thy self nigga

[Masaii]

so you're saying that you don't know how to form a proper insult. did you have a father figure growing up? foster parents perhaps?

I think you think that you are winning this.

You arent.

When did you touch your first vag? Answer honestly.

[Just Write]

http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z476/LAv8ed/IMG_21738804504236_zps8e4e809a.jpg

[Just Write]

http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z476/LAv8ed/IMG_24685235047346_zpsfc3158f7.jpg
afghani

http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z476/LAv8ed/IMG_24712433490805_zps6f20390b.jpg
for the roast pleasure

[Fig]

That tattoo looks cool but it could be gay

I dunno, I can't tell

[Eŋg]

http://www.groundandpound.de/uploads/pics/BadrHari_03.jpg

[Objective]

Found a pretty stupid looking pic of me. Should be roastable if y'all wanna go at it:

http://i62.tinypic.com/258p5at.jpg

[Masaii]

http://www.groundandpound.de/uploads/pics/BadrHari_03.jpg

Lol oh please. Post that picture you had up 2 yrs ago that got roasted on ur english account

[Eŋg]

second time i've seen you beg a man for his specific picture. keep that up.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1317315/l_medium.gif

[Masaii]

second time i've seen you beg a man for his specific picture. keep that up.

Um wot m8?

>enters thread saying post your pic itt
>posts pic of someone that isnt him
>gets called on it
>calls guy who called him gay?

No aladin, post your pic or leave the thread

[Eŋg]

yea it was a joke. alright. i mean i've posted two pics on this site already but when i summon the courage to make a homosexual overture toward another member who posted their face in this thread, i'll have a photo accompany it. to be sure.

[TYSON]

Um wot m8?

>enters thread saying post your pic itt
>posts pic of someone that isnt him
>gets called on it
>calls guy who called him gay?

No aladin, post your pic or leave the thread

Murdered him in one post....

Masaii/split still up for grabs

[Vulgar]

second time i've seen you beg a man for his specific picture. keep that up.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1317315/l_medium.gif

lol nice use of the GIF.

[Lars]

Found a pretty stupid looking pic of me. Should be roastable if y'all wanna go at it:

http://i62.tinypic.com/258p5at.jpg

lmao objective looking like Soul from dontFlop

http://black-budget.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/soul-vs-olde-english-dont-flop-street-battle-rap-battle-soulwastaken-justoldenglish-dontflop-320x205.jpg

[Hush]

http://www.groundandpound.de/uploads/pics/BadrHari_03.jpg

Lol this hideous gayrab has the lowest of self esteems

[Split]

Lmao@ soul from don't flop

[Split]

Obj lookin like hes got the bone density of a Stephen Hawking stiffy

[THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

lol nice use of the GIF.

.........................

[anime_boners]

http://i.imgur.com/RpuaNRe.jpg

posted before

most lol pic I have readily available rn

[Eŋg]

Lol this hideous gayrab has the lowest of self esteems

yea. esteem. low. i should pout in selfies to raise it. maybe offer people out online, flake, disappear, then say it was lame. right.

[Lars]

Obj lookin like hes got the bone density of a Stephen Hawking stiffy

lmao the only guy on the board DJFlame could legit throw hands with

[Ghost1]

Lol reed look like too wong foo low rider cut

Shocker none of the people i had in mind posted pics.

[NYCSPITZ]

http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z476/LAv8ed/IMG_21738804504236_zps8e4e809a.jpg

yo playa how much was that BALLER SLEEVE OF A DRAGON?

[...the Nagger]

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1377498_691445747552580_664495392_n.jpg

lol, my bad I have seen a pic of you before. you gonna be the first one if I do another thread

I get some of yall confused with each other no troll

like barcotic and cronus

[Just Write]

yo playa how much was that BALLER SLEEVE OF A DRAGON?

I tattoo so i traded some colleagues work for work. If i paid it probably would have been a couple thousand in hours. Maybe 25+ hours at 75-100 an hour. Just got 2 old school pirate guns across my back. Ill try to upload a pic when i can

[Ghost1]

Ayo but.

That pic look like dads gone wild lmao.

[Just Write]

Ayo but.

That pic look like dads gone wild lmao.

Lol best part of camp pendleton is the locals in san diego.

[Just Write]

Repost. Delete

[Mael]

Uploaded to my avy. Thats all I'm giving. I suck at roasting, so this is whatever.

[Sharp]

oh yeah, combination of avy and pic battle with split in BA. too lazy to repost right now lol

[Mael]

Who?

[Sharp]

the guy who looks like me but doesnt but does

he's more actively involved in discussion, i'm probably more of the 'who' guy haha

[Mael]

Thought you were asking me to battle Split, lmao.

[Sharp]

oh my bad haha i just mean a clear pic of me is in a pic battle with split

[Wise Wiggles]

I want to do evil things to the goddess in the teal bra, in Just Write's photo. Js.

[YDK]

Avys as good as its getting for now

[Sharp]

got you

[Masaii]

Diode

Give this guy a routine pls ^

[Mael]

Goneee @ feminem.
Diode

Hows the beard coming?

[Ghost1]

What did u black out in ur pic mael?

Do u have a dick growing out of the top of ur head?

[YDK]

got you

Grab a new one, I got my tats finished an got fat sitting at a bank all day lol

[Mael]

Bags

Text & title overlay by default on this webcam w/ the date and shit. I like to MSPaint my pics too, pirate eyepatch.

[CtrlF4]

http://i.imgur.com/RpuaNRe.jpg

posted before

most lol pic I have readily available rn

Troy?

[Sharp]

Grab a new one, I got my tats finished an got fat sitting at a bank all day lol

thats dope (tats and the job)

but the unfinished ink was too funny haha

[Diode]

Goneee @ feminem.
Diode

Hows the beard coming?

Good now. Week 2 into 3 was rough, have some weaker spots that look dumb until they fill in to match the rest.

Looking good now though.

Will update with a pic soon.

[YDK]

thats dope (tats and the job)

but the unfinished ink was too funny haha

Word lol it looked like I had red outlines around it when that pic was taken from being fresh, I got it filled in and a few other lil things around it.
But yeah making 3 bucks more an hour just from switch in jobs

[Mael]

Diode
Word man. Sounds dope. Genetics can be a bitch though.

YDK
I didn't know that was actually you in the pic Sharp Nine posted lol. Cool tat..

[YDK]

Thanks man, I just realised sharp has a pic of me saved on his computer....I'm honored....but a lil weirded out at the same time lol

[Seyance]

a lot of no shows in here, if reed and oxus werent too embarassed to put their photos up.. yall looking like straight up pussies.

[Wise Wiggles]

a lot of no shows in here, if reed and oxus werent too embarassed to put their photos up.. yall looking like straight up pussies.

Reed did post a pic. Eng did not. And you have not.

????

[Hush]

a lot of no shows in here, if reed and oxus werent too embarassed to put their photos up.. yall looking like straight up pussies.

Reed put his foto up
Lls reed the nigga but he got a bad case of stupid face


Oxus is English muffin the crossed eyed ferret

Sup tho

[Seyance]

i meant both have.. and are creatures, so nobody else has an excuse not to post one.

ox is english? HAHAHA game over.

chillin g, what's new.. where've you been?

[anime_boners]

lol if you think I look like that/make faces like that in my daily life


that pics is very clearly taken ironically. i'm wearing a hawaiin shirt for fuck sake

[Ghost1]

Reed did post a pic. Eng did not. And you have not.

????

He did tho.....

[Seyance]

lol if you think I look like that/make faces like that in my daily life


that pics is very clearly taken ironically. i'm wearing a hawaiin shirt for fuck sake

clearly just trying to start some cause this thread got boring for fuck sake

[anime_boners]

if that's the case then

NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE MACKLEMORE N THEM WHORES YOU WIT LOOK LIKE TWO DRAG QUEENS YOU N MADONNA JUST MARRIED TO EACH OTHER

[veritas]

^you look like a queer Rob Schnieder who ate the corpse of Chris Farley and gargled with Hakeem Olojuan's dick skeet then punched yourself in the face 8X with a rusty waffle iron.

[Mael]

a lot of no shows in here, if reed and oxus werent too embarassed to put their photos up.. yall looking like straight up pussies.

Has Certain posted a pic? I seen him roast plenty, so I wanna see this guy. He said hes fat.

[Hush]

lol if you think I look like that/make faces like that in my daily life


that pics is very clearly taken ironically. i'm wearing a hawaiin shirt for fuck sake

It's not the expressions it's the symetry

I could go on but I think it's best I not

[Diode]

http://i.imgur.com/LisQlMJl.jpg

updated for dat beard life Mael

[Rawn MD]

i got a more recent mugshot...

[Mael]

Diode

Word. Looking good. I been 3 weeks now w/o shaving and decided to trim my sides for that mild Yuri Boyka look, now I regret it. Gone clean shave the shit anyways though. 22 w/ a beard ain't really feeling it. Prob go fully caveman in my late 20s.

How long you plan to have a beard?

[Diode]

Diode

Word. Looking good. I been 3 weeks now w/o shaving and decided to trim my sides for that mild Yuri Boyka look, now I regret it. Gone clean shave the shit anyways though. 22 w/ a beard ain't really feeling it. Prob go fully caveman in my late 20s.

How long you plan to have a beard?

the way the rangers are playing right now i am hoping through may when they win the cup hahaha

i dunno tho, this is the first time my patches have filled in properly so it's new territory not bailing at this point

wife hates it tho

yours looks like it can grow back in like a week so have fun with it.. but word at 22 it prob makes you look older than you are. at 30 and married i am way past caring.

[anime_boners]

It's not the expressions it's the symetry

I could go on but I think it's best I not

lol you should know by now I'm not gonna be offended

[Ghost1]

Reed look like

Birdcage 2 - puertorican paradise

Starring Cheech marins cousin.

Ole bruni mars meets scary spice lookin mug.





But yo.....lol


Diode .... u been trynna clean ur beard up havent u? Or does it just grow only in those places?

[Diode]

thats where it grows. 3 weeks or so in.

[Masaii]

Fuck I love beards

Beard thread

FUCK YEAH







Oh shit Veritas just texted me.

[Ghost1]

Ur shit grows mad SLOW b.

I think im gettin used to mine tho.....im like 6-7 weeks in or so......kinda hard to sleep on tho sometimes.....

Once u get past the dirty lookin stage an u have some length then u good tho....people kno u have a beard on purpose not cuz ur a scumbag lol

[Orc]

i've let my beard grow the last 4 wks, it's getting there. takes a lot of patience. i always end up shaving tho one morning i wake up n feel like a bum and do it

[Witty]

I shave every 3 days. I should do it every day but I don't like shaving.

Also don't like having a beard tho.

[Ghost1]

Did u update ur pic fox?

[Witty]

Nope.

[Ghost1]

Is there a reason why not?

[Witty]

Kinda old, but that's still what I look like.

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1/313333_10150294250516692_7035849_n.jpg

[Ghost1]

R u an ur girlfriend fighting itp?

[Witty]

Yeah, she wouldn't do the buttsecs

Ex now.

[Witty]

Newer, angrier.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/734878_450790924979957_2034456180_n.jpg

[Ghost1]

Ayo but

U kinda look like agent stabler in a street clothes sting operation.

OVER HERE ICE T

YEA

THE SPERM SAMPLE IS RIGHT HERE.........



then u suck beachers dick off to get into schillingers nazi prison crew.

[Witty]

I dunno what this is referencing so I couldn't possibly comment.

Sorry :(

[Ghost1]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/26/article-1391007-0C4517EB00000578-369_468x623.jpg

[Witty]

I see it, he has my nose.

Give me another 10 years and my hairline will probably be where his is too.

[Ghost1]

Thats him now......


But when he was suckin beechers dick he looked more like you.....lemme find him

[Destroyer]

I miss stabler

[Witty]

when he was suckin beechers dick he looked more like you.....

Bags...

y?

[Ghost1]

http://fiibii.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/tobia-beecher-and-chris-keller-oz.jpg

[Witty]

Ok I see y.

They look very much in love.

So cute.

[Ghost1]

No. Cuz teh gey.

[Wise Wiggles]

He did tho.....

lmao just saw that..

[Witty]

I'm not gay, I only suck dick for money, drugs, and fun.

[Diode]

witty kinda look like trev from pr

[veritas]

I didn't shave for 3 months and had a handle bar mustachio and grossly awesome beard. Finally shaved.

[Diode]

I didn't shave for 3 months and had a handle bar mustachio and grossly awesome beard. Finally shaved.

pics or didnt happen

[veritas]

pics or didnt happen

I had a pick of the handlebar but it erased...I might have one of the beard though lemme see. I know my wife does.

Edit: best I could do.

http://i59.tinypic.com/j74ub6.jpg

[Ghost1]

So.....u are a serial killer.

Well played.

[Diode]

heisenberg lives.

[veritas]

So.....u are a serial killer.

Well played.


Hiding in the psych ward perfecting my craft. I am coming for you A. Cola. I love you. We belong together.

[YDK]

Updated

[Mael]

Props on that beard. The Mind Assassin

[Paradox]

it is time...

[Diode]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2i2c074.jpg

swervy, is that delz on the right

be honest

kannon Adonis to confirm i am not hallucinating

[trap]

http://i58.tinypic.com/dll4yx.jpg