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Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:29 PM
http://imageshack.com/a/img855/3457/f8lm.jpg
WOLVES ASSEMBLE
Witty
02-01-2014, 07:40 PM
Dude definitely just had his finger up his ass and is now sniffing it.
Pimples on chin read faggot in Braille
Pure bull dyke lesbian face
Look like Chris farley Fused with Ellen degeneres
His skin got a spotty background only rivaled by the year in 7th grade he spent molesting fruit squirrels
Face look like a gremlin that ate after midnight
Grill looking like a radar with 7 bogeys coming in from the south west
Diode
02-01-2014, 07:45 PM
http://www.vintagelane.com/images/pizza%20party%20game.jpg
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:46 PM
Son got them mr potato head lips an a cherry tomato nose
Only thing grouped closer than his chin acne is 2nd lunch and 1 st dinner
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:48 PM
Lookin like he took more pictures then showers in that bathroom tbc.
His face has the natural camouflage of a pork rind
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:49 PM
Turtle from entourage took a spreadshot of mayonaise to the face
those aren't pimples.
designated dick landing spots..
Honkey Kong wearing last season's Tony hawk button up. Keeps his hand in that position as a precaution of his blimp.lips falling off his stupid fat face.
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:50 PM
Lookin like his demo tape called pimples aint easy
Stay puff marshmallow man with a infa red firing squad aimed at his chin
Nigga look like he own a journal entitled the things I smelled today
Looks like he goes to the bakery orders a cake goes home puts it a blender with 36 ounces of bacon then puts it in one of those beer dispenser hats in which he consumes as he faps to bizarre foods with George Zimmerman
Creature from the goonies off the fountain of youth and estrogen implants
just got the braces fresh out today. now posted up at the junior high waiting for my bitch to get out
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:57 PM
Them little ass lips never seen a shout in their life. Everything he says is a secret.
Look like a Pokemon named necksweato
Evolves into 40sumthinganlonelywithsuicidalaspirations
Every pimple on his face is like a kiss from John Goodman
Dom Hanks in
Captain Fulllips
Nigga look like he goes to barmitzfahs just for the foreskin
Dope girl
02-01-2014, 08:01 PM
holla at girls they say go away pimple face.
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:02 PM
Loldksnajak
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:03 PM
Joe metts after having his face sanded down with a brick
What happens when the ooze from ninja turtles mixes with a dirty oxy pad
Albino battle toad
This nigga face got genesis graphics
How you face look like its in less than 1080p
Ole low definition feature having boy
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:06 PM
Chris from family guy vs brian austin green thrown into a fubu mutagen
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:08 PM
jim ross illegitimate daughter
http://imageshack.com/a/img855/3457/f8lm.jpg
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:14 PM
Son on that ray liotta skincare program
Blows oregano smoke through an industrial sploof
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:15 PM
Got a flannel skin condition to match that wretchid shirt
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:17 PM
Lookin like fred flinstone been startin his car with his face
His lips are the things that jail house fantasies are made of
Mixes up elmers school glue an a lil sprite. sips with a bendy straw. gets fucked by men. a lot of em
This is what a hot pocket looks like when it gains sentience
Makes a crutch out of his star reader award from third grade to roll his grass joints
he rode the family dogs face violently
Split
02-01-2014, 09:28 PM
This is what a hot pocket looks like when it gains sentience
gone
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:48 PM
lookin like Bubba Sparx's cousin Fresno tried to get on the Proactive commercials
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:49 PM
Lookin' like a rabies infested racoon started wearing South Pole
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:50 PM
lookin like he works at Dennys as the welcome mat
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:51 PM
Lookin like a chickenhawk and he doesn't even have any political affiliation
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:55 PM
with those Shirley Temple lips
lookin like Piglet from Winnie the Pooh moved to Detroit and started selling hub caps
lookin like a human mop bucket
son looks like Justin Bieber and Rampage Jackson had a child and it started wearing Pelle Pelle
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:58 PM
lookin like he washes his face with lasagna
He looks like he sells celebrity feces at high prices for weird fetish industries
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:58 PM
Lookin like the first and last victim of the Spaghetti-O's pandemic
Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 09:59 PM
Looking like stewy grew up an got mouth herpes from letting bryan lick his face
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:59 PM
Lookin like the lead singer for Pee12
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:59 PM
Lookin like he tries to lick girls eyeballs on dates
Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 10:01 PM
Lookin like he motor boated a pepperoni pizza
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:02 PM
The Butterscotch Kid
he looks like Augustus from Willy Wonka tried to emulate Paul Wall
Cam'Ron was talking about him when he wrote the looney tooney tooty fruity multis
Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 10:02 PM
Lookin like his nick name is big baby
Batty
02-01-2014, 10:10 PM
Looks like Otho from Beetlejuice when he was in grade school.
Shirt doubles as a picnic table cloth.
He's actually a Zord made from all the kids from The Sandlot
Lookin like he just gone done putting together snap-it stage 1 model kits with his grandpa.
Rosie Odonnell as Leave it to Beaver
This Lil nigga used a Gameshark on Hunger Games
Does stunt work on the covers of Goosebumps books.
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:10 PM
Them little ass lips never seen a shout in their life. Everything he says is a secret.
lol
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:11 PM
This nigga face got genesis graphics
lol
Batty
02-01-2014, 10:11 PM
Looks like he diced his eyebrows with a Ped Egg
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:12 PM
He's actually a Zord made from all the kids from The Sandlot
Does stunt work on the covers of Goosebumps books.
bahaha
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:13 PM
boy looks like Checkers used the essence of his face to flatten the pepperjack cheese
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:14 PM
His father was a Viking, his mother was a pig
Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 10:15 PM
Lookin like they use the design of his head to make the Ufc octagon
Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 10:16 PM
This niggas eyebrows look like there fighting over parking
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:16 PM
lookin like he uses dumpster juice to shave his face
looking like he sits in the back of every classroom he's in and plays with hairballs
Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 10:19 PM
This nigga stores his fitteds in bowling ball bags
Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:20 PM
Lookin' like he paints his face with margarine and corn syrup.
This is what a Killer Clown looks like without make up or a sense of style.
Lookin' like his idol is Detour.
Lookin' like he uses facial soap made with the grease off PJK's bike. beepbeep
Batty
02-01-2014, 10:30 PM
Bodied at dumpster juice and bowling ball bags.
This wigger looks like he gangbangs with the Ugnaughts from Empire Strikes back.
He looks like dead kid by the train tracks from Stand By Me.
Looks like he's been washing his face with one of Kid Rock's old nut rags.
Lookin like one of the puppets from Lazy Town and shit.
His lips look like a magenta UFO
Took a sidejob startling Pokemon with his body musk
Not a Niners fan, just knows the city has lots of other fags
Does this kid's shower curtain actually say "handmade soap"? Is this a tween version of Robert Paulson? "I am Jack's herpes face constellation"
Lookin like a benchwarmer in the Special Olympics deaf lesbian triathlon.
Owns all versions of Nintendo DS
Was dismissed as "too wack" for admission into Juggalohood
Batty
02-01-2014, 10:39 PM
His complexion resembles the final days of John C. Homes' dick.
Looks like he's been cranking dirtbikes with his chin
Got swag like he would be coming up with elaborate ways to order a Real Doll off the Internet without having it traced back to him.
Jacks off with condoms on for practice
Looks like he was born with male and female parts and has been getting meds for it for about 5 months now.
Has one black friend named Shavon who's a beast at Yu-Gi-Oh trivia
Clayray
02-01-2014, 10:57 PM
LMFAOOOO THIS GOT ME ROLLIN OVER HERE
Clayray
02-01-2014, 10:59 PM
Got a flannel skin condition to match that wretchid shirt
^ even though acne jokes been played out since the first page.
This the goat.
Split
02-01-2014, 11:23 PM
Can I roast this nigga and post pics later
Bags Vulgar
Clayray
02-01-2014, 11:25 PM
Oh you gotta get permission? Lol how's daddy treating you
Split
02-01-2014, 11:31 PM
^^^^suck a dick faggot. you look like why's ways inseminated a quarter pounder and gave it benefit of the doubt on its multi rhyming ability before realizing how pathetic its social life was you NY chowder consuming son of a Mediterranean whore
Clayray
02-01-2014, 11:50 PM
LMFAO nigga my moms made fun of me better than that you suck.. I thought you said you was going to roast me?
Witty
02-01-2014, 11:53 PM
Villain, don't post in here.
Clayray
02-01-2014, 11:54 PM
Or what? haha
Ghost1
02-01-2014, 11:55 PM
Can I roast this nigga and post pics later
Bags Vulgar
U been posted pics my G
Ur license is outdated.....but that doesnt mean u exempt from roastin.
Roast on my dude. Roast on.
Clayray
02-02-2014, 12:02 AM
But Split....
http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/24fa3a39-9269-4afa-ae93-86b7862727ed_zps1f1b5e9f.jpg
Is your name Dylan Birch?
Witty
02-02-2014, 12:25 AM
Or what? haha
Villain pls.
Clayray
02-02-2014, 12:26 AM
Villain pls.
nah my pimple connect the dots face got it's feelings hurt
Vulgar
02-02-2014, 12:26 AM
Lil Crappy
Witty
02-02-2014, 12:27 AM
Villain you're being a real asshole right now.
Clayray
02-02-2014, 12:28 AM
A Mcpimply asshole.?
Clayray
02-02-2014, 12:30 AM
Well I'm going to use my acne cream and cry myself to sleep tonight guise, thnks a lot. wow
much embarrassed
very Acne.
Sharp
02-02-2014, 12:32 AM
oh wow
i didnt realize bleak became a tranny
Vulgar
02-02-2014, 12:32 AM
Lookin like an ogre with Dizasterous implications
Lookin like a degenerate World of Warcraft antihero
Lookin like Larry the Cable Guy put on a few pounds of lighter fluid and mumps
dude looks like he plays darts with toilet bowls
He looks like a fucking goat cheese forklift operator got fired for having such despicable skin
Lookin like a live germ assumed the body of a prototypical fat kid
This faggot has a bucket list full of chocolate and he's painting your house with Dagel's teardrops
Vulgar
02-02-2014, 12:36 AM
Lookin like the type of maggot that crawls out of a Chef Boyardee can at your local bodega
Lookin like Oscar Meyer's brother Big Orville
Lookin like he sells bowls of chili at Papa Roach concerts
Lookin like he dressed for a barbecue and the beef patty was his face
Vulgar
02-02-2014, 12:41 AM
Lookin like a bedbug with low self esteem
Split
02-02-2014, 12:57 AM
But Split....
http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/24fa3a39-9269-4afa-ae93-86b7862727ed_zps1f1b5e9f.jpg
Is your name Dylan Birch?
my name is not Dylan birch u poverty nigger
Batty
02-02-2014, 01:08 AM
Lookin like he sells bowls of chili at Papa Roach concerts
Leant
He got one of his titties signed by Matt Kenseth at a NASCAR race.
He's got a lifetime ban from Golden Corral.
He cums in tubes socks and then wears them
Has made solid plans to die of old age and as a virgin
His mom makes better jokes about his acne then anybody else. She's proactive when it comes to not buying him Proactive
He once fucked a ziploc bag filled with Kozy Shack rice pudding
Went as Snorlax for Halloween 2011
Had to switch to contacts and change schools in order to avoid "Velma" chants
Got catfished by a 42 year old man in Topeka, Kansas who he thought was a 14 year old chick named Christina.
Convinced by his uncles to let the neighborhood down syndrome girl piss on his feet. He cried and came in viscous streems, at once.
His mom is the only pizza delivery women in his deprived shanty town, so she began fucking the customers at their houses for better tips. The system began to fail right around the time of the sex change, which his mom helped pay for
Split
02-02-2014, 07:12 AM
http://imageshack.com/a/img855/3457/f8lm.jpg
WOLVES ASSEMBLE
LOL
dudes got can opener ears
Split
02-02-2014, 07:16 AM
the big dipper took up residence on the right side of his jaw
Split
02-02-2014, 07:22 AM
put his pastor into witness protection after seeing what his parents did to the gene pool
Split
02-02-2014, 07:41 AM
reared on a strict diet of Velveeta and jazzercise
Split
02-02-2014, 07:54 AM
his eyes say no but his complexion whispers "Treblinka"
friends call him scoliosis, because you'll never really "get him" until you work 3 jobs as a cart attendant and sleep on a mattress filled with bars of soap rather than showering
Batty
02-02-2014, 09:32 AM
Convinced by his uncles to let the neighborhood down syndrome girl piss on his feet. He cried and came in viscous streems, at once
Gone.
Batty
02-02-2014, 10:45 AM
His animal spirit form is that of a Russian dwarf hamster w/ type 2 diabetes
Well I'm going to use my acne cream and cry myself to sleep tonight guise, thnks a lot. wow
much embarrassed
very Acne.
You are to comedy what your face is to comedy
Wise Wiggles
02-02-2014, 12:15 PM
Eyebrows got that pubic hair dolphin swag
Bends hat bill to a V shape for virgin
The cow his pops fucked should of aborted
Nickname on the streets: mini red hot
Vulgar
02-02-2014, 12:40 PM
dude looks like Penn & Teller's worst nightmare
his face screams food poisoning at Wendy's
Lookin like he was a plumber in the Simpsons Movie
DjFlame
02-02-2014, 01:41 PM
Chill Villun!
Lmfao
DjFlame
02-02-2014, 01:42 PM
Your going to have spots on your face when dicks hit them
Batty
02-02-2014, 02:01 PM
Looks like he tried to sneak dinosaur embryos out of Jurassic Park in a shaving cream bottle.
Kid looking like he cuts grass with a bubble mower.
In the club doing the Truffle Shuffle
Vulgar
02-02-2014, 02:02 PM
Looks like he tried to sneak dinosaur embryos out of Jurassic Park in a shaving cream bottle.
deadddd
Allen Knight
02-02-2014, 02:07 PM
But Split....
http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/24fa3a39-9269-4afa-ae93-86b7862727ed_zps1f1b5e9f.jpg
Is your name Dylan Birch?
lmaoo why does spilt look like he has a wig on hahah
now i remember why he got roasted into history
Split
02-02-2014, 02:10 PM
lookin like he'd drag his third testicle through a quarter mile of toddler sharts and Furby beaks just to get a 5% chance at licking a signed MGK bus ticket
DjFlame
02-02-2014, 06:00 PM
nigga looks like he got punched in the lips by Ali
nigga looks like he got punched in the lips by Ali
Lol
Seyance
02-02-2014, 07:02 PM
dude lookin worse than sdizzle's online career and pics put together. (only old rb heads will remember)
Batty
02-02-2014, 07:14 PM
He looks like Paul Blart's daughter
He got denied a ride on the Tilt-a-Whirl for excessive faggotness
Had his last birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese, tried to suck the singing bear's dick.
Shit himself on a church bus once.
Has a reoccurring dream where he's snorkeling in Raising Cane's sauce
Fantasized over being desecrated by the raisin brand sun. His first boner was accompanied by a kenny g slide whistle solo. grew up on the streets of Albany hittin licks with his aunts in their dyke gang of tweaked out meth heads. rented out the open spot of his trundle bed to the neighbors dog, but everyone knows he's just fucking it.
Batty
02-02-2014, 08:02 PM
http://imageshack.com/a/img855/3457/f8lm.jpg
Special student of the week Dexter "Villain" Sanchez. The son of a deadbeat dad hispanic part time mechanic and a Scandanavian prostitute, Dexter decided last year at the tender age of 12 to trade his Yu-Gi-Oh cards and dinosaur knowledge for a mic and street smarts to become the first gangster rapper in his family. We salute you, Dexter "Villain" Sanchez.
Dexter's first album "Show me on the doll where he touched you" will hit iTunes on the second Thursday of next week.
This guy lookin like my mom forreal though
Batty
02-03-2014, 09:14 AM
This guy lookin like my mom forreal though
Oh shit. Pls pic to validate
LMFAO @ 'PIMPLES AINT EASY' DEMO FROM THE FIRST PAGE
ROFLZZZ
nigga looks like he got punched in the lips by Ali
http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m541/Mizisawesome/Photo_00002.jpg
lmao always good to be able to put a face to the posts made around here i think
Batty
02-03-2014, 12:30 PM
http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m541/Mizisawesome/Photo_00002.jpg
lmao always good to be able to put a face to the posts made around here i think
Lol. Props to whoever it was that said kid looks like a prepubescent Spock getting a reach around.
I was leaned.
veritas
02-03-2014, 12:38 PM
Little larry longface needs glasses just to see the tip of his nose.
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