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Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:29 PM
http://imageshack.com/a/img855/3457/f8lm.jpg


WOLVES ASSEMBLE

Witty
02-01-2014, 07:40 PM
Dude definitely just had his finger up his ass and is now sniffing it.

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:41 PM
Pimples on chin read faggot in Braille

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:43 PM
Pure bull dyke lesbian face


Look like Chris farley Fused with Ellen degeneres

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:44 PM
His skin got a spotty background only rivaled by the year in 7th grade he spent molesting fruit squirrels

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:44 PM
Face look like a gremlin that ate after midnight

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:45 PM
Grill looking like a radar with 7 bogeys coming in from the south west

Diode
02-01-2014, 07:45 PM
http://www.vintagelane.com/images/pizza%20party%20game.jpg

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:46 PM
Son got them mr potato head lips an a cherry tomato nose

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:47 PM
Only thing grouped closer than his chin acne is 2nd lunch and 1 st dinner

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:48 PM
Lookin like he took more pictures then showers in that bathroom tbc.

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:48 PM
His face has the natural camouflage of a pork rind

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:49 PM
Turtle from entourage took a spreadshot of mayonaise to the face

Inno
02-01-2014, 07:49 PM
those aren't pimples.

designated dick landing spots..

Fig
02-01-2014, 07:49 PM
Honkey Kong wearing last season's Tony hawk button up. Keeps his hand in that position as a precaution of his blimp.lips falling off his stupid fat face.

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:50 PM
Lookin like his demo tape called pimples aint easy

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:51 PM
Stay puff marshmallow man with a infa red firing squad aimed at his chin

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:51 PM
Nigga look like he own a journal entitled the things I smelled today

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:53 PM
Looks like he goes to the bakery orders a cake goes home puts it a blender with 36 ounces of bacon then puts it in one of those beer dispenser hats in which he consumes as he faps to bizarre foods with George Zimmerman

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:55 PM
Creature from the goonies off the fountain of youth and estrogen implants

Fig
02-01-2014, 07:56 PM
just got the braces fresh out today. now posted up at the junior high waiting for my bitch to get out

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 07:57 PM
Them little ass lips never seen a shout in their life. Everything he says is a secret.

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:57 PM
Look like a Pokemon named necksweato

Evolves into 40sumthinganlonelywithsuicidalaspirations

Fig
02-01-2014, 07:58 PM
Every pimple on his face is like a kiss from John Goodman

Fig
02-01-2014, 07:58 PM
Dom Hanks in
Captain Fulllips

Hush
02-01-2014, 07:58 PM
Nigga look like he goes to barmitzfahs just for the foreskin

Dope girl
02-01-2014, 08:01 PM
holla at girls they say go away pimple face.

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:02 PM
Loldksnajak

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:03 PM
Joe metts after having his face sanded down with a brick

Hush
02-01-2014, 08:04 PM
What happens when the ooze from ninja turtles mixes with a dirty oxy pad

Hush
02-01-2014, 08:05 PM
Albino battle toad


This nigga face got genesis graphics




How you face look like its in less than 1080p




Ole low definition feature having boy

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:06 PM
Chris from family guy vs brian austin green thrown into a fubu mutagen

Hush
02-01-2014, 08:07 PM
Lol at Chris griffindor

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:08 PM
jim ross illegitimate daughter

Fig
02-01-2014, 08:14 PM
http://imageshack.com/a/img855/3457/f8lm.jpg

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:14 PM
Son on that ray liotta skincare program

Fig
02-01-2014, 08:15 PM
Blows oregano smoke through an industrial sploof

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:15 PM
Got a flannel skin condition to match that wretchid shirt

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 08:17 PM
Lookin like fred flinstone been startin his car with his face

Fig
02-01-2014, 08:17 PM
His lips are the things that jail house fantasies are made of

Fig
02-01-2014, 08:23 PM
Mixes up elmers school glue an a lil sprite. sips with a bendy straw. gets fucked by men. a lot of em

Hush
02-01-2014, 08:23 PM
This is what a hot pocket looks like when it gains sentience

Fig
02-01-2014, 08:24 PM
Makes a crutch out of his star reader award from third grade to roll his grass joints

Fig
02-01-2014, 08:26 PM
he rode the family dogs face violently

Split
02-01-2014, 09:28 PM
This is what a hot pocket looks like when it gains sentience

gone

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:48 PM
lookin like Bubba Sparx's cousin Fresno tried to get on the Proactive commercials

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:49 PM
Lookin' like a rabies infested racoon started wearing South Pole

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:50 PM
lookin like he works at Dennys as the welcome mat

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:51 PM
Lookin like a chickenhawk and he doesn't even have any political affiliation

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:55 PM
with those Shirley Temple lips

lookin like Piglet from Winnie the Pooh moved to Detroit and started selling hub caps

lookin like a human mop bucket

son looks like Justin Bieber and Rampage Jackson had a child and it started wearing Pelle Pelle

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:58 PM
lookin like he washes his face with lasagna

He looks like he sells celebrity feces at high prices for weird fetish industries

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:58 PM
Lookin like the first and last victim of the Spaghetti-O's pandemic

Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 09:59 PM
Looking like stewy grew up an got mouth herpes from letting bryan lick his face

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:59 PM
Lookin like the lead singer for Pee12

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 09:59 PM
Lookin like he tries to lick girls eyeballs on dates

Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 10:01 PM
Lookin like he motor boated a pepperoni pizza

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:02 PM
The Butterscotch Kid

he looks like Augustus from Willy Wonka tried to emulate Paul Wall

Cam'Ron was talking about him when he wrote the looney tooney tooty fruity multis

Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 10:02 PM
Lookin like his nick name is big baby

Batty
02-01-2014, 10:10 PM
Looks like Otho from Beetlejuice when he was in grade school.

Shirt doubles as a picnic table cloth.

He's actually a Zord made from all the kids from The Sandlot

Lookin like he just gone done putting together snap-it stage 1 model kits with his grandpa.

Rosie Odonnell as Leave it to Beaver

This Lil nigga used a Gameshark on Hunger Games

Does stunt work on the covers of Goosebumps books.

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:10 PM
Them little ass lips never seen a shout in their life. Everything he says is a secret.

lol

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:11 PM
This nigga face got genesis graphics






lol

Batty
02-01-2014, 10:11 PM
Looks like he diced his eyebrows with a Ped Egg

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:12 PM
He's actually a Zord made from all the kids from The Sandlot

Does stunt work on the covers of Goosebumps books.

bahaha

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:13 PM
boy looks like Checkers used the essence of his face to flatten the pepperjack cheese

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:14 PM
His father was a Viking, his mother was a pig

Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 10:15 PM
Lookin like they use the design of his head to make the Ufc octagon

Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 10:16 PM
This niggas eyebrows look like there fighting over parking

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:16 PM
lookin like he uses dumpster juice to shave his face

looking like he sits in the back of every classroom he's in and plays with hairballs

Allen Knight
02-01-2014, 10:19 PM
This nigga stores his fitteds in bowling ball bags

Vulgar
02-01-2014, 10:20 PM
Lookin' like he paints his face with margarine and corn syrup.

This is what a Killer Clown looks like without make up or a sense of style.

Lookin' like his idol is Detour.

Lookin' like he uses facial soap made with the grease off PJK's bike. beepbeep

Batty
02-01-2014, 10:30 PM
Bodied at dumpster juice and bowling ball bags.

This wigger looks like he gangbangs with the Ugnaughts from Empire Strikes back.

He looks like dead kid by the train tracks from Stand By Me.

Looks like he's been washing his face with one of Kid Rock's old nut rags.

Lookin like one of the puppets from Lazy Town and shit.

His lips look like a magenta UFO

Took a sidejob startling Pokemon with his body musk

Not a Niners fan, just knows the city has lots of other fags

Does this kid's shower curtain actually say "handmade soap"? Is this a tween version of Robert Paulson? "I am Jack's herpes face constellation"

Lookin like a benchwarmer in the Special Olympics deaf lesbian triathlon.

Owns all versions of Nintendo DS

Was dismissed as "too wack" for admission into Juggalohood

Batty
02-01-2014, 10:39 PM
His complexion resembles the final days of John C. Homes' dick.

Looks like he's been cranking dirtbikes with his chin

Got swag like he would be coming up with elaborate ways to order a Real Doll off the Internet without having it traced back to him.

Jacks off with condoms on for practice

Looks like he was born with male and female parts and has been getting meds for it for about 5 months now.

Has one black friend named Shavon who's a beast at Yu-Gi-Oh trivia

Clayray
02-01-2014, 10:57 PM
LMFAOOOO THIS GOT ME ROLLIN OVER HERE

Clayray
02-01-2014, 10:59 PM
Got a flannel skin condition to match that wretchid shirt

^ even though acne jokes been played out since the first page.

This the goat.

Split
02-01-2014, 11:23 PM
Can I roast this nigga and post pics later

Bags Vulgar

Clayray
02-01-2014, 11:25 PM
Oh you gotta get permission? Lol how's daddy treating you

Split
02-01-2014, 11:31 PM
^^^^suck a dick faggot. you look like why's ways inseminated a quarter pounder and gave it benefit of the doubt on its multi rhyming ability before realizing how pathetic its social life was you NY chowder consuming son of a Mediterranean whore

Clayray
02-01-2014, 11:50 PM
LMFAO nigga my moms made fun of me better than that you suck.. I thought you said you was going to roast me?

Witty
02-01-2014, 11:53 PM
Villain, don't post in here.

Clayray
02-01-2014, 11:54 PM
Or what? haha

Ghost1
02-01-2014, 11:55 PM
Can I roast this nigga and post pics later

Bags Vulgar

U been posted pics my G

Ur license is outdated.....but that doesnt mean u exempt from roastin.

Roast on my dude. Roast on.

Clayray
02-02-2014, 12:02 AM
But Split....

http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/24fa3a39-9269-4afa-ae93-86b7862727ed_zps1f1b5e9f.jpg

Is your name Dylan Birch?

Witty
02-02-2014, 12:25 AM
Or what? haha

Villain pls.

Clayray
02-02-2014, 12:26 AM
Villain pls.

nah my pimple connect the dots face got it's feelings hurt

Vulgar
02-02-2014, 12:26 AM
Lil Crappy

Witty
02-02-2014, 12:27 AM
Villain you're being a real asshole right now.

Clayray
02-02-2014, 12:28 AM
A Mcpimply asshole.?

Clayray
02-02-2014, 12:30 AM
Well I'm going to use my acne cream and cry myself to sleep tonight guise, thnks a lot. wow

much embarrassed


very Acne.

Sharp
02-02-2014, 12:32 AM
oh wow

i didnt realize bleak became a tranny

Vulgar
02-02-2014, 12:32 AM
Lookin like an ogre with Dizasterous implications

Lookin like a degenerate World of Warcraft antihero

Lookin like Larry the Cable Guy put on a few pounds of lighter fluid and mumps

dude looks like he plays darts with toilet bowls

He looks like a fucking goat cheese forklift operator got fired for having such despicable skin

Lookin like a live germ assumed the body of a prototypical fat kid

This faggot has a bucket list full of chocolate and he's painting your house with Dagel's teardrops

Vulgar
02-02-2014, 12:36 AM
Lookin like the type of maggot that crawls out of a Chef Boyardee can at your local bodega

Lookin like Oscar Meyer's brother Big Orville

Lookin like he sells bowls of chili at Papa Roach concerts

Lookin like he dressed for a barbecue and the beef patty was his face

Vulgar
02-02-2014, 12:41 AM
Lookin like a bedbug with low self esteem

Split
02-02-2014, 12:57 AM
But Split....

http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/24fa3a39-9269-4afa-ae93-86b7862727ed_zps1f1b5e9f.jpg

Is your name Dylan Birch?

my name is not Dylan birch u poverty nigger

Batty
02-02-2014, 01:08 AM
Lookin like he sells bowls of chili at Papa Roach concerts




Leant


He got one of his titties signed by Matt Kenseth at a NASCAR race.

He's got a lifetime ban from Golden Corral.

He cums in tubes socks and then wears them

Has made solid plans to die of old age and as a virgin

His mom makes better jokes about his acne then anybody else. She's proactive when it comes to not buying him Proactive

He once fucked a ziploc bag filled with Kozy Shack rice pudding

Went as Snorlax for Halloween 2011

Had to switch to contacts and change schools in order to avoid "Velma" chants

Got catfished by a 42 year old man in Topeka, Kansas who he thought was a 14 year old chick named Christina.

Fig
02-02-2014, 01:22 AM
Convinced by his uncles to let the neighborhood down syndrome girl piss on his feet. He cried and came in viscous streems, at once.


His mom is the only pizza delivery women in his deprived shanty town, so she began fucking the customers at their houses for better tips. The system began to fail right around the time of the sex change, which his mom helped pay for

Split
02-02-2014, 07:12 AM
http://imageshack.com/a/img855/3457/f8lm.jpg


WOLVES ASSEMBLE

LOL

dudes got can opener ears

Split
02-02-2014, 07:16 AM
the big dipper took up residence on the right side of his jaw

Split
02-02-2014, 07:22 AM
put his pastor into witness protection after seeing what his parents did to the gene pool

Split
02-02-2014, 07:41 AM
reared on a strict diet of Velveeta and jazzercise

Split
02-02-2014, 07:54 AM
his eyes say no but his complexion whispers "Treblinka"

friends call him scoliosis, because you'll never really "get him" until you work 3 jobs as a cart attendant and sleep on a mattress filled with bars of soap rather than showering

Batty
02-02-2014, 09:32 AM
Convinced by his uncles to let the neighborhood down syndrome girl piss on his feet. He cried and came in viscous streems, at once

Gone.

Batty
02-02-2014, 10:45 AM
His animal spirit form is that of a Russian dwarf hamster w/ type 2 diabetes

Hush
02-02-2014, 11:17 AM
Well I'm going to use my acne cream and cry myself to sleep tonight guise, thnks a lot. wow

much embarrassed


very Acne.

You are to comedy what your face is to comedy

Wise Wiggles
02-02-2014, 12:15 PM
Eyebrows got that pubic hair dolphin swag
Bends hat bill to a V shape for virgin
The cow his pops fucked should of aborted
Nickname on the streets: mini red hot

Vulgar
02-02-2014, 12:40 PM
dude looks like Penn & Teller's worst nightmare

his face screams food poisoning at Wendy's

Lookin like he was a plumber in the Simpsons Movie

DjFlame
02-02-2014, 01:41 PM
Chill Villun!
Lmfao

DjFlame
02-02-2014, 01:42 PM
Your going to have spots on your face when dicks hit them

Batty
02-02-2014, 02:01 PM
Looks like he tried to sneak dinosaur embryos out of Jurassic Park in a shaving cream bottle.

Kid looking like he cuts grass with a bubble mower.

In the club doing the Truffle Shuffle

Vulgar
02-02-2014, 02:02 PM
Looks like he tried to sneak dinosaur embryos out of Jurassic Park in a shaving cream bottle.


deadddd

Allen Knight
02-02-2014, 02:07 PM
But Split....

http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/24fa3a39-9269-4afa-ae93-86b7862727ed_zps1f1b5e9f.jpg

Is your name Dylan Birch?

lmaoo why does spilt look like he has a wig on hahah

now i remember why he got roasted into history

Split
02-02-2014, 02:10 PM
lookin like he'd drag his third testicle through a quarter mile of toddler sharts and Furby beaks just to get a 5% chance at licking a signed MGK bus ticket

DjFlame
02-02-2014, 06:00 PM
nigga looks like he got punched in the lips by Ali

Hush
02-02-2014, 06:03 PM
nigga looks like he got punched in the lips by Ali

Lol

Seyance
02-02-2014, 07:02 PM
dude lookin worse than sdizzle's online career and pics put together. (only old rb heads will remember)

Batty
02-02-2014, 07:14 PM
He looks like Paul Blart's daughter

He got denied a ride on the Tilt-a-Whirl for excessive faggotness

Had his last birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese, tried to suck the singing bear's dick.

Shit himself on a church bus once.

Has a reoccurring dream where he's snorkeling in Raising Cane's sauce

Fig
02-02-2014, 07:29 PM
Fantasized over being desecrated by the raisin brand sun. His first boner was accompanied by a kenny g slide whistle solo. grew up on the streets of Albany hittin licks with his aunts in their dyke gang of tweaked out meth heads. rented out the open spot of his trundle bed to the neighbors dog, but everyone knows he's just fucking it.

Batty
02-02-2014, 08:02 PM
http://imageshack.com/a/img855/3457/f8lm.jpg

Special student of the week Dexter "Villain" Sanchez. The son of a deadbeat dad hispanic part time mechanic and a Scandanavian prostitute, Dexter decided last year at the tender age of 12 to trade his Yu-Gi-Oh cards and dinosaur knowledge for a mic and street smarts to become the first gangster rapper in his family. We salute you, Dexter "Villain" Sanchez.

Dexter's first album "Show me on the doll where he touched you" will hit iTunes on the second Thursday of next week.

Fig
02-03-2014, 02:48 AM
This guy lookin like my mom forreal though

Batty
02-03-2014, 09:14 AM
This guy lookin like my mom forreal though

Oh shit. Pls pic to validate

Lars
02-03-2014, 09:17 AM
LMFAO @ 'PIMPLES AINT EASY' DEMO FROM THE FIRST PAGE

ROFLZZZ

Lars
02-03-2014, 09:20 AM
nigga looks like he got punched in the lips by Ali

http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m541/Mizisawesome/Photo_00002.jpg

lmao always good to be able to put a face to the posts made around here i think

Batty
02-03-2014, 12:30 PM
http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m541/Mizisawesome/Photo_00002.jpg

lmao always good to be able to put a face to the posts made around here i think



Lol. Props to whoever it was that said kid looks like a prepubescent Spock getting a reach around.

I was leaned.

veritas
02-03-2014, 12:38 PM
Little larry longface needs glasses just to see the tip of his nose.