Who all here steals from their workplace?

[Lars]

in all honesty, i'm a boss

i worked my way up to the top and learned every gotdamn way to make a buck out of it as i did so

i do on the daily, some more successful than others

but fuck it

i'm eating good

i know theres some more you guys out there real like me that can relate

[veritas]

you ever work fap?

[Lars]

i'm at work right now bruh

getting paid to create threads about how i steal from these suckers

life is good

[Masaii]

Strikta

Oh wait

[veritas]

i'm at work right now bruh

getting paid to create threads about how i steal from these suckers

life is good



I know you a real wigga grimey ass brit. I know you whack off at work on the clock right?

[anime_boners]

Arent you a mortician?

Does this mean you're boosting corpses?! o_O

[Destroyer]

word. I thought he worked in like the records office
how do they even take cash in?

[Fig]

2 different old people shit and piss their pants at my work

and within a week of each other

[Lars]

word. I thought he worked in like the records office
how do they even take cash in?

ppl need copies of those records

hundreds of them every day for a multitude of different things

we got a credit card machine and i've the supervisor card

i can make transactions to and from who/whatever

i do all the days banking and receipts and Z/Y receipts for the transactions

/flawless victory

[Ghost1]

Lol@stealing bodies.

[Batty]

Yeah, I boost shit from work sometimes, I know that's straight niggerish of me but they stole chunks of my soul.

I feel bad about it, but I can't lie tho.

[Fart]

i end up stealing a lot of pens, duct tape, head lamps, without noticing until i get home

[Batty]

I beat my dick at work before too since we are being honest.

[veritas]

I took a dump in the grove and wiped with leaves.

[Batty]

I watched a porn that a social worker made in her office at work.

A doctor watched it with me.

[YDK]

ppl need copies of those records

hundreds of them every day for a multitude of different things

we got a credit card machine and i've the supervisor card

i can make transactions to and from who/whatever

i do all the days banking and receipts and Z/Y receipts for the transactions

/flawless victory

I work at a bank bruh, take calls every min about fraud and transferring money etc. Access ta debit card numbers account numbers routing numbers social security numbers an everythjng . Had a cunt call in about an expired card an tried blaming me for her own idiocy lol should a wiped out her 400k instantly