Tic Tac (3-5) vs Jimmy (2-1)-JIM WINS

[Allen Knight]

NBL Season 7
Week 9

Due FRIDAY, Feb 7th t

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@tic tax Jimmy

[Tic]

Check. I'm going 10.

[Bender]

Your girl loves Jimmy, kisses my neck and says I’m the best
So when I give her a facial Tic….It has nothing to do with her case of Tourette’s
His crew is a bunch of fags and if they tried to burn me it wouldn’t rattle me
Because they produce less Mags then the mod's running this fuckin' battle league
on a scale of '1 through 10' you're a zero, and if his opponent even shows up
they could post a verse ^ of exactly that, and still get more votes than he does
he hoped I'd no show and Figured Skating through this whole competition
.....would be easier than watching the first 2 weeks of the Sochi Winter Olympics
I'm here to tell corny jokes and show that your creation is a giant mistake
like Bill Nye did to Ken ham at the religion vs science debate

[Tic]

Bitches hate this dork so giving him the cold shoulder is fun
Their idea of playing with Jimmy involves running him over with one
He sucks at text, this clown probly envies me
But all jokes aside I'll put an end to J's career like Late Night NBC
Your girl’s pussy a warzone, no one goes in there
That thing gives off so much heat NASA thought it was a Solar Flare
Fuck an urn, this old faggot should quit & fill the ground
But his Execution never works, so it's no wonder he's still around
Everywhere you go you're a chump, you ain't buzzin Jimmy
This guy has more Site problems than that old black lady from My Cousin Vinny

[Sharp]

Your girl loves Jimmy, kisses my neck and says I’m the best
So when I give her a facial Tic….It has nothing to do with her case of Tourette’s
nice
His crew is a bunch of fags and if they tried to burn me it wouldn’t rattle me
Because they produce less Mags then the mod's running this fuckin' battle league
mag/magazine is kinda played.... plus i've only missed 1 week :(
on a scale of '1 through 10' you're a zero, and if his opponent even shows up
they could post a verse ^ of exactly that, and still get more votes than he does
seen this sort of thing done before, not quite as effected
he hoped I'd no show and Figured Skating through this whole competition
.....would be easier than watching the first 2 weeks of the Sochi Winter Olympics
kinda awkward but alright
I'm here to tell corny jokes and show that your creation is a giant mistake
like Bill Nye did to Ken ham at the religion vs science debate
alright


Bitches hate this dork so giving him the cold shoulder is fun
Their idea of playing with Jimmy involves running him over with one
eh
He sucks at text, this clown probly envies me
But all jokes aside I'll put an end to J's career like Late Night NBC
nice
Your girl’s pussy a warzone, no one goes in there
That thing gives off so much heat NASA thought it was a Solar Flare
eh
Fuck an urn, this old faggot should quit & fill the ground
But his Execution never works, so it's no wonder he's still around
feels like this has been done but i like it
Everywhere you go you're a chump, you ain't buzzin Jimmy
This guy has more Site problems than that old black lady from My Cousin Vinny
site/sight's been done before

close battle, i thought facial tic was lotb, and jimmy's last two bars were okay. I liked tic's nbc and execution lines but i thought jimmy did more damage overall even tho his last two bars read kinda weird. could go either way but i think jimmy edged it

v/jimmy

[Alphabet]

Your girl loves Jimmy, kisses my neck and says I’m the best
So when I give her a facial Tic….It has nothing to do with her case of Tourette’s
I'm here to tell corny jokes and show that your creation is a giant mistake
like Bill Nye did to Ken ham at the religion vs science debate

vs

Fuck an urn, this old faggot should quit & fill the ground
But his Execution never works, so it's no wonder he's still around

tic just had to much played shit... jimm had +1 on the quotes and was more consistent/hardre hitting

[Plot]

Jimmy got this one, Tourettes lines was a dope np.
And the creationist debate line was some current ish.
Tic had the Solar flare bar but didn't hit hard,
execution and site wps brought down the verse as played concepts.

Jimmy solid here.

[Clash]

Tourettes, mags

Vs.

Jimmy, NBC


Close battle, jimmy had some good concepts, some nice punches,
Tourettes line was pretty funny, nice wordplay and punch on that.
Tic had some cool lines, had a couple bars that I had seen befofe,
The nbc line was pretty dope, and the jimmy line was kind of funny.
Jim jus had some stronger stingin punches in this one tho.

Mvgt - Jimmy

[JonTheDon]

Tourettes

Vs.

Execution


Think jim got this tourette line was lol with some iight jabs, tic had the closer everything else was played

V/jim

[Hush]

Jimmy got this by way if having line of the battle
That opener was beast
Wording was dope too
Execution on concepts struggled but ur wording saved it from missing completely


Man tic was on point with his wording too
But had some verrry basic concepts
If ur new at this u will get better really fast
Just don't use the easy ideas . If it's too easy it's played
If u been around awhile ur playing ya self



V Jim

[Destroyer]

I got jimmy here with the bill nye shit and the opener

tic had an ok opener, but the wording killed his other bars

v/jim

[Tettris]

Your girl loves Jimmy, kisses my neck and says I’m the best
So when I give her a facial Tic….It has nothing to do with her case of Tourette’s
His crew is a bunch of fags and if they tried to burn me it wouldn’t rattle me
Because they produce less Mags then the mod's running this fuckin' battle league

vs

Fuck an urn, this old faggot should quit & fill the ground
But his Execution never works, so it's no wonder he's still around

cool battle here...like Jimmy's concepts a bit more but definitely a lot better match than I anticipated...

v/Jimothy

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Jimmy's opener, Sochi line and closer were good...
Tic had NBC and execution lines...
I liked the solar flare too...
Jimmy got this because his lines stood out more to me...
Especially the closer...
Vote-jimmy...

Bye...

[Defiant]

nothing

vs

Your girl loves Jimmy, kisses my neck and says I’m the best
So when I give her a facial Tic….It has nothing to do with her case of Tourette’s

jimmy takes this, that bar won it for him. Both were decent just alot of basic concepts nothing hit hard except jimmys opener

vote - jimmy

[God Of War]

man this was actually a cool battle, didnt think it wold be when i clicked on it, both ur flows was dope, ur bars were cool

i got jimmy cuz of the tourettes line, it seemed simple but hit nice for me def was LOTB

both u did dope tho

v/jimmy

[Allen Knight]

11-0 jim wins