my dad saw me lookin at nudes

[Malachi]

f'real im shook af right now lol

[Nigma]

Did you come out of the closet immediately or are you still thinking about what you're going to tell him?

[Malachi]

That couldn't have happened yo

[PancakeBrah]

I'm 100% srs when I say I laughed out loud when I saw the topic title/username combo.

[Malachi]

The way he took it so calm, is creeping me out

Cause I jumped when I saw him LOL he was like I saw what you were looking at too.

Fuck

[Strikta]

Wait til he walks in on u fuckin'.

[Sharp]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

saw the title and I already knew who started the thread


relax tho you're a kid he prolly gets it

[PancakeBrah]

Were you jerking off, though?

That's the critical question.

[PancakeBrah]

One time my uncle walked in on me jerking off as a young teen.



It's awkward whenever there is a family get together.





He knows me more than I know myself.

[Nigma]

I'm sure he's secretly proud of you, he's just as embarrassed as you are

[Fig]

that is nothing compared to when he finds you performing the buffalo bill routine in grandmas bedroom/your living room

[Malachi]

Were you jerking off, though?

That's the critical question.

All he saw was screen.

[Fig]

thats a yes lmao

all's good, chances are your dad was on his way to go do it himself

[Malachi]

He told my mom, I'm gonna kill myself.

[Malachi]

FuCK MY LIFE

[Nigma]

What a dickhead move, that goes directly against the man code, I hope he stubs his toe with some considerable force on his way to bed tonight

[Strikta]

U'll be making feefees & sticking them between the toilet seat & commode, or the boxspring & mattress in no time.

[Utmost]

lol first thread back, comedy gold

[Split]

Wait til he walks in on u fuckin'.

lol

[Malachi]

That was a dumb move on my part

It was right next to the living room, computer room has no door.

I thought they were sleeping. HOW TF ARE YOU THAT QUIET

[Split]

I'm sure he's secretly proud of you, he's just as embarrassed as you are

One time my uncle walked in on me jerking off as a young teen.



It's awkward whenever there is a family get together.





He knows me more than I know myself.

All he saw was screen.

He told my mom, I'm gonna kill myself.

FuCK MY LIFE
jjnfakdfa;llfmkkfd

[Strikta]

lmao

Charge that shit to the game man.

[Utmost]

haha, hit you with that poof pow surprise. BET he was creeping for a session himself. He knew what time it was

[PancakeBrah]

To be real, though. It's not that big of a deal.

Your dad is just a dude. He knows what it's like to want to see some online titties.

you're overreacting.

in fact,

I'm sure your dad is looking at some virtual titties as we speak.

[PancakeBrah]

Power Move:

Try and walk in on your mom and dad having sex.



What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

[Split]

haha, hit you with that poof pow surprise. BET he was creeping for a session himself. He knew what time it was

o no

[Utmost]

Power Move:

Try and walk in on your mom and dad having sex.



What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Cake, tryna scar you for life!

[Fig]

Dude, you dont think your mom is flicking the bean as we speak? Theyre not really trippin on your spank sessions. Theyll laugh about it, but thats about it.

[Malachi]

Yo why he tell tho man ugh

[PancakeBrah]

Your mom understands too.

[Malachi]

Dude, you dont think your mom is flicking the bean as we speak? Theyre not really trippin on your spank sessions. Theyll laugh about it, but thats about it.

Nope when my dad told her it sounded like anger

[Masaii]

I have been caught numerous times by my mum as a teen. Once she saw me and froze for like 2 seconds before I aw her and stopped, now think how I felt, all she could say in a timid voice was "what?". I immediately buried my head and she walked out. But she played it like a champ and pretended it didnt happen and began conversing normally after 10 minutes.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Power Move:

Try and walk in on your mom and dad having sex.



What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

lmaaaoo


a bold move indeed, but played right could give you the upper hand

[Masaii]

no its a bad move, why would you want to see your dads cock thrusting into your mothers vagina?

it will scar you for life

[~RustyGunZ~]

u dont look at it u just open the door and turn ur head to the ceiling and make a fuss

[Split]

no its a bad move, why would you want to see your dads cock thrusting into your mothers vagina?

it will scar you for life

gone

[Malachi]

I think I heard my dad groaning weirding loud. Bedroom door closed.

That alone almost made me vomit

[Masaii]

I saw my parents when I was 11.



I dont wanna talk about it

[Vulgar]

"I think there are ghosts in the house."

"Oh..."

[Masaii]

"mum are you sick I can hear you making funny noises?"

"Oh..."

[bleak]

"We're out of jellybeans."

"Oh..."

[Malachi]

This is top 5 worst moments of my life

[Strikta]

I'd pull it til I shot em dry at this point.

Fuck it, ur already caught.

[namix]

Wait til he walks in on u fuckin'.

hahah. so true.

the only thing that makes it a LITTLE better is that normally, at least in my case (which was only x2, but x2 too many), the girls were freaking out so much i didnt even think about the fact that i was just exposed haha.


in some ways i'd rather be caught with a chick than jackin.

and malachi, as a young'in, let's be honest. you weren't lookin at nudes if you weren't jackin lol :D

[Split]

in some ways i'd rather be caught with a chick than jackin.

not by her parents i wouldn't. somehow the shame of jerking off is much less than getting caught dick deep in their princess when youre in her house. opposites

[Wise Wiggles]

I think I heard my dad groaning weirding loud. Bedroom door closed.

That alone almost made me vomit

Try to find your mom's strap on..

"Dad, what's this?"

[Malachi]

Lol smh

[Wise Wiggles]

not by her parents i wouldn't. somehow the shame of jerking off is much less than getting caught dick deep in their princess when youre in her house. opposites

Depends on the parents honestly.. Used to be a couple mom's who didn't give a fuck..

One time this chick was knobbing me when her dad was in the computer room like 20 ft away right infront of us door open.. That was sketch.

[namix]

not by her parents i wouldn't. somehow the shame of jerking off is much less than getting caught dick deep in their princess when youre in her house. opposites

man i couldn't disagree more ---

her parents catching you with her > your parents catching you with her > your parents catching you with your hand


the real question becomes then, would you rather be caught by your parents with your hand or HER parents with your hand?

hmm.... not sure where i stand there lol.

[PancakeBrah]

sketch lol

[Split]

are you asking me if i want a double old-fashioned from my girl's parents?

[Witty]

Lmao @ this.

For real though, just be happy your mother didn't catch you....that would have been MUCH more awkward.

[King Ra.]

LMFAO Malachi LMFAO @ this thread.

[anime_boners]

Power Move:

Try and walk in on your mom and dad having sex.



What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

This fucking bodied me.

I saw my parents when I was 11.



I dont wanna talk about it
But here is where I lost it.. dlfsdjfh

This is top 5 worst moments of my life
Count yourself lucky if being seen looking at porn is top 5 worst moments of your life, young man.

[Malachi]

My mom has caught me beating once but I played it off good I think, I said my d was burning and I was checking on it. Yo she mentioned it getting ready fo school and I said someone posted it and I was just scrolling thru a hip hop site and saw it. Still was shook after that. I feel like they'll some how find this thread. Smh

[Ghost1]

oh my. i made it to the end of this whole thread an was fine, until that very last post, abahahahahahahahha

[Sn00p]

Just wait 'til your mom walks in on you giving a girl the good old oral pleasure.

THAT is something to complain about.

[Lotto Smirk]

Just wait 'til your mom walks in on you giving a girl the good old oral pleasure.

THAT is something to complain about.

lmfao

[Wise Wiggles]

She'd prolly just give him the ol atta boy, and start critiquing imo..

[Zen]

Lmao at this thread. But really it's no big deal. They've known you've been looking at it without proof, now they have it. Nothing's changed. Just don't make eye contact with them for a few days and it'll blow over.

[Dope girl]

I hope she didn't really kill herself, I be heartbroken.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

lmao nigga said nudes. I gotta remember that their are kids on this site. You'll be fine, expect the ole "son, look it's a natural thing, you ever play basketball? well it's fun to play alone no doubt, but it's even better if you have someone to play with, you do want a partner don't you, from the WNBA of course right?"

[Chyeahhh!!!]

holy shit I read the whole thread, damn this is the funniest thread in a minute lmao

[Split]

Depends on the parents honestly.. Used to be a couple mom's who didn't give a fuck..

One time this chick was knobbing me when her dad was in the computer room like 20 ft away right infront of us door open.. That was sketch.

Somehow missed this

[Witty]

I grew up with a father who was an IT expert...I was being constantly watched.

Thing is, he only did it to make fun of me....didn't give a fuck.

[Ghost1]

lmao nigga said nudes. I gotta remember that their are kids on this site. You'll be fine, expect the ole "son, look it's a natural thing, you ever play basketball? well it's fun to play alone no doubt, but it's even better if you have someone to play with, you do want a partner don't you, from the WNBA of course right?"

oh shit son. leant

[Dope girl]

I'm glad you alive, don't look at nudity pics if upset u.

[Ghost1]

Lolooooll