The Never Ending Story Game...

[Immaculate]

Easy to play. Just go off from the last person's post using ONLY THEIR LAST WORD. Drop only two or three lines ; anything more will be a "tl;dr".

Your story can be about ANYTHING, anyone, everything, any time blah blah. Short n' sweet is the key, also HUMOUR.

I'll start.


One sweet day a site called AOB was created by a intelligent alien by the name of God of War, this alien was so powerful, no one dared to face HIM....

[Aesthetic]

One sweet day a site called AOB was created by a intelligent alien by the name of God of War, this alien was so powerful, no one dared to face HIM....

Except Aesthetic; Hes a pimp so slapping hoes is something he is rather accustomed too. God of War was chilling like a villain then all of a sudden, aesthetic slapped his punk assss.

[God Of War]

Except Aesthetic; Hes a pimp so slapping hoes is something he is rather accustomed too. God of War was chilling like a villain then all of a sudden, aesthetic slapped his punk assss.

and them gow pulled out a plastic butter knife like the kind at a bar b q, and stabs aesthetic in the face with it. and then Knucklehead runs in

[Destroyer]

to a brick wall made of Swiss cheese. Knuck stared through a hole in the Swiss cheese wall, contemplating whether or not his head would fit through it. He decided, what the hell, I'll give it a shot, reached into his coveralls pocket and pulled out

[God Of War]

some spaghetti he was saving for later after he got done with the dip in his mouth and proceeded to continuously walk into the wall of cheese when his phone rings and its destroyer calling from t mobile

[Immaculate]

Because he needed a quick fix, since nobody had weed... But then the Easter Bunny..

[super pimp trillionaire]

Said wtf is wrong with y'all this game sucks, go get me some fuckin eggs...

[God Of War]

Said wtf is wrong with y'all this game sucks, go get me some fuckin eggs...
so he pulled out a blunt while he was waiting for his eggs and starting smoking while he was bout to play far cry 3

[Immaculate]

But then his power got cut because he wasn't making payments due to spending his money on Asian prostitutes, so then he came up with a brilliant plan that involved wet strings and..

[super pimp trillionaire]

Young runaway bitches...

[Immaculate]

Who were really transvestites..

[super pimp trillionaire]

And sent them to a Mexican brothel...

[God Of War]

ran by allen knight who owned a donkey show

[Split]

ran by allen knight who owned a donkey show

Who plans to train them to make accts to give this star the 1/5 ***** rating this thread had until some cross eyed fuck gave it a 5

[Immaculate]

Is the amount of kids that he wanted to have, but because his sperm are weak...

[Allen Knight]

Is the amount of kids that he wanted to have, but because his sperm are weak...

so then he found immac an took a stick an pounded her ass out wit it an laughed
an then smashed her ugly face an made it more ugly an pass the stick too Split

[PATHOS]

who followed suit. but he began to feel guilty. he fell to his knees and begged...

[Immaculate]

For forgiveness...

[God Of War]

because he was about to beat her face even more, when allen knight strapped up his steel toe boots and kicked

[Immaculate]

God of War in the ball sacks lol

[Split]

who squeezed the trigger of his safety-less Ruger which blew Immac's brains out the back of her skull- suddenly, as police sirens fill the air, Allen Knight pulled out his Cold Corner 2 pocket watch, which turned out to be...

[NYCSPITZ]

a James Bond gadget which morphed into a fucking wormhole when you entered the right combination, somehow he entered it and was teleported to the goddamn 8th century, I shit you not man the fucking dark ages and that's when NYCSPITZ landed softly in a glowing light from an aperture in the heavens hand in hand with Merlin and King Arthur who seemed to be...

[Split]

...speaking a Draconian tongue. the wormhole must have also created some sort of plot-hole which had turned Allen into NYCSPITZ, when he looked down to the ebbing river and saw his asian locks to be slightly gelled and his skin a tad darker. he put the Cold Corner 2 watch inside his robe's pocket, pointed at Merlin and then to the sky, who reached for...

[bleak]

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[Aesthetic]

...speaking a Draconian tongue. the wormhole must have also created some sort of plot-hole which had turned Allen into NYCSPITZ, when he looked down to the ebbing river and saw his asian locks to be slightly gelled and his skin a tad darker. he put the Cold Corner 2 watch inside his robe's pocket, pointed at Merlin and then to the sky, who reached for...

a big old

ppppppppipe

then smoked 10 lakes of meth laced with dabbed thc; THE NIGGA WASSSS trippin, and then a b52 crashed into his..

[Wise Wiggles]

Cellar where he kept the heads of 66 virgins. The same place where he spent a majority of his free time constructing nipple mobiles to put over his darling kidnapped baby cradles. Then he remembered where he left the tape of Robranda getting analed out! It was..

[Split]

Cellar where he kept the heads of 66 virgins. The same place where he spent a majority of his free time constructing nipple mobiles to put over his darling kidnapped baby cradles. Then he remembered where he left the tape of Robranda getting analed out! It was..

...delicious, guuurl! suddenly, the camera panned up to show Bagsworth Bentley pulling off his cereal-box mask. AKSPITZ quickly turned off the TV that somehow exists in the 6th century, to see Merlin staring with an odd look on his face. he kicked out his shoes to show some fresh True Blue III's, and King Arthur walked in to say "V/ Destroyer". in this fucked up reality, they were tag-team champs Bags and nik-a...

[Strikta]

Who actually had the belts on a text site that doesn't exist anymore. Thats ok because they're legends in their own mind, & Nika isn't too many years off from losing his completely anyways. The other half of the tag champs likes green ties & listening to his neighbors argue during lonely nights w/ Jack Daniels..

[Wise Wiggles]

All because he has fallen into full blown depression from years of watching, guiding today's youth towards their goals and dreams in life and at the same time crushing his..

[Immaculate]

Little nutsacks together with a blowup doll that Wise gave him for xmas, so as these tag team champs were on their way to the Wizard of Oz...

[Split]

..who maybe would be able to fix the ridiculous number of plotholes in this godforsaken story, and perhaps Bag's now decimated nutsack which was now the same color as Immaculate's....

[Immaculate]

Make believe penis, that Spilt loves to peep at now & then, however jealously lurks when..

[ill nik-A]

Nik-a rises from the fountain of youth and pulls out a new healthy type of coke... Nostrils across the world start begging for his services... His new youthful body sees Orc where he's biting on the remains of what seems to be resins body... When suddenly he realizes he ha become a zombie backed up by Cronus and neighbor....