The ROAST OF SHA AKA GAMBLE

[Allen Knight]

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gambles hiding behind a different persona

nigga looks like jrite recovering from thyroid cancer


WEEERE BACKK

[Sharp]

lookin like steve urkel auditioning for weezer

[Allen Knight]

nigga teaches special ed kids the dougie in an after school program

[~RustyGunZ~]

Sha is a real person haha

[Allen Knight]

lookin like the nigga in terminator right before he dropped the detonator

[Split]

lookin like he gets his headshots done at the Rainforest Cafe

[Sha]

Sha is a real person haha

-still trying to figure out who this gamble dude is....

-Sha'

[Allen Knight]

lookin like hes head waiter at the golden corral

[Sharp]

undergoing inner turmoil over which of his window gardens he loves the most

[Dope girl]

mmmmmm can walk around naked with just glass.

[Split]

dave chappelle quit his comedy career and witness protection put him as a part-time school librarian in western Connecticut

[Allen Knight]

lookin like he plays the black spiderman at sixflags in the summer

[Split]

collects European brands of tin foil

[Allen Knight]

boycotted call of duty cuz he fells theres not enough black characters

[Sharp]

selectively breeds goldfish

[Split]

clips his own pictures to his weekly wet-dream journals

[Sharp]

considers owning microsoft publisher to be the same level as an associates in computer science

[Allen Knight]

adopts any animal thats dark color at a kennel

[Sharp]

will hit on robranda before this thread has ended

[Sharp]

torn over whether he respects the work of Malcolm X or Tony Hawk more

[Allen Knight]

wrote a letter every week for a year complaining about no new boondocks episodes

[Ghost1]

Lookin like one of bebe's kid got an abercrombie contract an hepatitis c

[Split]

no lie I thought he was wearing those glasses with that huge nose and moustache

[Dope girl]

Blink 5 times while camera roll

[Allen Knight]

gets his glasses detailed at the car wash every weekend

[Ghost1]

Dead@black gamble lookin like hes searchin for bobby fish sticks

[Split]

stopped dreaming big when he got thrown out of space camp for trying to huff EZ Cheez

[Allen Knight]

has posters of lil bow wow all over his room also went backrupt to follow in his foot steps

[Ghost1]

If u twist his nose to the left it leads to the bat cave

[Sharp]

refuses to let learning disability prevent him from playing words with friends professionally

[Allen Knight]

lookin like tyronne hill modeling an american eagle cardigan

[Ghost1]

Son could headbutt a rhinocerous to death

[Split]

Google Image search safety stay off

[Sharp]

no lie I thought he was wearing those glasses with that huge nose and moustache

gone @ groucho chappelle

[Ghost1]

Ahsalamidrakeim

[Sharp]

prides himself on having excessively street gamertag

[Split]

if you scratch the paint off his Aveo's license plate it has a map to every subreddit ever made

[Sharp]

swears the head janitor at his job is actually Ray Charles

[Split]

Quiz Khalifa

[Allen Knight]

during black history month only sits in the front of the bus to prove a point

[Ghost1]

Still has a blood vendetta against upn for cancelling homeboys in space

[Allen Knight]

been plotting 50 cents murder ever since he stop making G-unit gear

[Ghost1]

Phoned in a verbal complaint against subway for not carrying the sandwhich item "pigsfeet"

[Sharp]

is planning a concept album based on bioshock

[Ghost1]

Lookin like everybody hates chris got lost in the underground railroad

[Allen Knight]

still wears s.carter's & no limit shoes in lime green

[Ghost1]

Has bred a golden chocobo but cannot locate the knights of the round materia.

[Allen Knight]

wrote on a job application as a reason he left his previous jobs : they were ratchet

[Split]

Has bred a golden chocobo but cannot locate the knights of the round materia.

gone

[Allen Knight]

smells like coco butter & jordan cologne

[Sharp]

secretly enjoys looking like a modern-day adaption of 'generic friend of fat albert'

[Ghost1]

This nigga irons his fubu shirts on his forhead with a rock

[TYSON]

boycotted call of duty cuz he fells theres not enough black characters

Good point...

[Split]

MeetBlackPeople.com profile pic is his Nutritional Science degree form Dusquesne and mentions his love for young children at least three times

[Sharp]

spearheaded ill-fated campaign to name his local community center after Ronald Regan

[Split]

the only way he can read a book is by creating a machinima for the characters in Sims 3

[~RustyGunZ~]

This is some quality roasting

[Ghost1]

Plays monopoly without the chance.or community treasure cards to teach others about his struggles

[Sha]

-yes it really is....

-Sha'

[Sharp]

Wrote 20 page, single space complaint letter to apple alleging autocorrect has racist tendencies

[Split]

multis for "frothy loins" stay on deck

[Allen Knight]

lookin like someone dressed up a milk dud with glasses an a sweater

[Sharp]

Plays monopoly without the chance.or community treasure cards to teach others about his struggles

Slayed lmao

[Sharp]

wears different color glasses daily based on mood

[Allen Knight]

refuses to play checkers because he thinks its racist

[Ghost1]

Created a turn based roleplaying game based on the civil rights movement

[Sharp]

puts fresh batteries in pocket watch every week

[Sharp]

Has entire pokedex memorized but refuses to play pokemon until black protagonist is introduced

[Ghost1]

Watched devil wears prada in the theater....an didnt even talk during the movie

[Split]

no one wanted to play Yu Gi OH with him because it consisted of only race cards and doctored excuse notes for the sickle cell anemia unit of health class

[Ghost1]

Has entire pokedex memorized but refuses to play pokemon until black protagonist is introduced

Lmfao

[Sharp]

fronts an alt rock band made up of him and 4 ever changing white people

[Ghost1]

The only thing that exceeds his black pride is the passion for his 37 sided dice collectablez

[Sharp]

Sends 3 sketch ideas to Tim & Eric daily

[Dope girl]

The sexiest nerd.

[Ghost1]

Doesnt understamd what carl sees in lenny

[Sharp]

practices ukulele 50 hours per day

[Split]

the lenses in those glasses are almost as fake as his girlfriends orgasms

[Sharp]

gets annoyed when strange dogs dont bark at them so he can call them racist

[Split]

last time he put real cheese in his macaroni he couldn't see straight for forty minutes

[Sharp]

always moves first as black in chess while daring his opponent to say something

[Ghost1]

Lololol wow.split&sharp goin innnnnn

This nigga black gamble casted expelios on his dignity

[Sharp]

Thinks Santaria is a book in the Old testament

[Vulgar]

Snoop Grogg

[Split]

If you grab both his nipples and whisper 'the color nurple' its a hyperlink to his African American poetry tumblr

[Vulgar]

Pistol Pete with little feet

[Sharp]

has biweekly wet dreams about maya angelou

[Split]

writes politically correct limericks for the Baptist Science Monitor under the penname 'Loving God Takes Both Wrists'

[Sharp]

80% of his clothing accuses george bush of terrorism

[Ghost1]

Is still involved in a vicous lawsuit with tje power tool company black and decker for racial profiling

[Split]

Muslim name Abdeeq Aeropost-al

[Vulgar]

is Saul William's desk clerk but wait until you see his neck twirk

[Sharp]

uses white shoe inserts solely for symbolic purposes

[Allen Knight]

Is still involved in a vicous lawsuit with tje power tool company black and decker for racial profiling

fuckin goneee hahaha

[Vulgar]

is what happens when you merge Tay Diggs and an actual antelope

[Vulgar]

He considers the best day of his life the day that Michelle Obama spit her gum under his tire treads.

[Sharp]

refuses to use whitening tooth paste in fear of it working too well

[Vulgar]

If Mase's studious son started a dry cleaner's business

[Ghost1]

Has boycotted elmers glue....for obv reasons

[Vulgar]

When playing pick up basketball he gets overly passionate during team-choosing... "I COTTON-PICK YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU!!!"

[Allen Knight]

lookin like ja rule dugg up gary colemans corpse & fell into the machine from the fly

[Vulgar]

has never won a game of basketball in his skinny life

[Split]

pulled some strings at his adopted fathers lighting company and cameo'd in Star Wars as Mace Windbreaker

[Vulgar]

lookin like ja rule dugg up gary colemans corpse & fell into the machine from the fly

lol wow

lookin like Dwight the Chemist from Englewood

[Vulgar]

thought Winnebagos were a type of mayonnaise

asked his dad to buy him one

[Allen Knight]

always gets skinny jeans but they fit normal

[Vulgar]

He starts every sentence with "In reality..."

[Ghost1]

Bryant gumbel & t.i hired ally mcbeal as their surrogate mother

[Sharp]

Sought emancipation at age 15 for parents naming him 'john'

[Vulgar]

His friends call him Norman but his mom calls him Darcheeba.

[Ghost1]

lookin like ja rule dugg up gary colemans corpse & fell into the machine from the fly

Holy shit.lmfoaoaoakskakka

[Allen Knight]

mother got raped by kobe bryant in 2007

[Sharp]

has memorized hardees menus in 6 different states

[Vulgar]

If you play A Tribe Called Quest around him, he smiles.

[Ghost1]

TThe result of the i have a dream speach ejaculating into a dungeons an dragons board game

[Vulgar]

he thought "Black on Both Sides" by Mos Def was discriminatory towards three dimensional diagrams

[Sharp]

considers aunt jemima a sellout

[Vulgar]

he got slapped in the face repeatedly by Denzel Washington in Glory

[Sharp]

Malcom XP

[Split]

He starts every sentence with "In reality..."

loll

most African thing about him is his BMI


thought Arm & Hammer was a socialist movement in the 1980s

[Vulgar]

his favorite words are Sizzurp, Genitalia and Molecules

[Sharp]

calls Free Willy 'brother will'

[Vulgar]

If Silk the Shocker had weight loss electrical treatment

[Vulgar]

knows each interchangable temperature of the Indian Ocean by heart

[Vulgar]

thought Monterrey Jack Cheese was a slave owner

[Allen Knight]

still waiting for some one to roll the dice on the jumanji board

[Vulgar]

sued Johnson & Johnson for not specifying that they were indeed Black

[Sharp]

holds back tears watching mountian dew commercials

[Allen Knight]

thought Arm & Hammer was a socialist movement in the 1980s

HA LMAOO

[Vulgar]

Cormega and Marvin the Martian started listening to Drake and boiled alfalfa over an open furnace in the West Indies

[Vulgar]

went bankrupt from a money shot

[Vulgar]

each morning, he stretches the racial tension in his knees

[Ghost1]

Diggy simmons × julie roberts ÷ apartheid rounded to the nearest faggit = black gamblini

[Sharp]

Thurgood Marshall Eriksen

[Vulgar]

Jon "Probe" Jones

[Vulgar]

doesn't watch TV. he just always fucks with the antenna

[Split]

proudly refuses to teach his children to separate their clothes by the pigment of their fabric

[Ghost1]

Jamie fox's special needs daughter

[Allen Knight]

thought coco puffs was a racist term for black ppl eating cereal

[Ghost1]

Despises greys anatomy for being half white

[Vulgar]

He's on a perilous quest to never have sex.

[Sharp]

will only eat popcorn burnt

[Vulgar]

Clark "Oxford" Dunwire McCriddle

[Vulgar]

When he slits his wrists, he prays for dark blood.

[Split]

the Mulatto Knight of social justice

lookin like he runs booster packs across county lines

[Ghost1]

Listens to malcom x speaches in auto tune

[Sharp]

Says honky and means it with all his heart

[Allen Knight]

has a part time job doing the shuffle on weekends at a nursing home to entertain the residents

[Vulgar]

When he sees a Queen CD at the music store, his gut reaction is to scrawl 'African' in black marker on the side of it

[Sharp]

boycotts any morgan freeman movie where he doesn't play god

[Vulgar]

has a color coded keyboard and an artificially intelligent couch cushion

[Sharp]

has dream wedding planned out and timed

[Allen Knight]

crys himself to sleep every time he finds out katt williams gets arrested

[Split]

dyslexic Lupe Fiasco if he guest spoke about the dangers of phonics addictions

[Sharp]

made himself throw upwhen it was revealed darth vader is white

[Ghost1]

Reigning Freestyle walking champion of ethiopa

[Ghost1]

made himself throw upwhen it was revealed darth vader is white

Hahahahaha

[Allen Knight]

watches radio every friday night for inspiration on how to make friends

[Sharp]

attempted to change nephew's legal name to spike lee twice

[Vulgar]

Booker T. Poppington

[Vulgar]

His middle name is Webster.... oh, and he's dictionary smart to boot.

he looks uppity but he's really punctual

[Split]

was born with savant like skills in rollerskate Yahtzee but is afraid to tell his family

[Allen Knight]

turns off every scary movie as soon as the black guy dies

[Vulgar]

yells 'SHABANG!' every time he enters the shower

[Ghost1]

Lol wtffff

U guys r wilin....bahahaha. ill check in tomorrow ......

[Split]

caws like a bird every time he runs through a blinking dont walk sign

[Sharp]

refuses to let pet chameleon near lighter surfaces, but considers it blackface when its near darker surfaces

[Vulgar]

boycotted Annie until the director changed the name to Annie-May

[Split]

mixes Dawn with collared greens and calls it Ethiopian Spring. caught his white roommate using it and he lost access to his Spanish language Nova rips for a weekend

[Sharp]

perpetually training to achieve perfect game of boardwalk mini golf

[Vulgar]

mixes Dawn with collared greens and calls it Ethiopian Spring.

lol

He thought Junior Mafia was a Sicilian beauty pageant.

[Split]

his girlfriend refers to him as "Mos Def in the streets but Yasiin Bey in the bedroom"

[Sharp]

has different capes for each mode of transportation he uses

[Sharp]

Has recurring nightmares involving Tom Cruise and Reptar

[Sharp]

Calvin Coolwhip

[Split]

drapes an In Living Color flag across his rear windshield on holidays

[Split]

recently got over his childhood trauma-induced phobia of tracksuits by snapping his fingers twice and saying "God bless you" as he passes them

[Sharp]

lmao @ tracksuits
i dont even know what to think lol

[Sharp]

chief writer, editor, director and host of highly lauded community college television program 'flannel channel'

[Split]

lmao @ tracksuits
i dont even know what to think lol

it involves three months of library fines on Beat Poetry for Dummies and his mothers concurrent Brazillian wax debt to the Ukranian mob

[Split]

went to a Coldplay concert on 250 mg of DXM and spent six hours in a dark place he never wants to return to

[Split]

thinks he's being edgy by asking his hairdresser to "surprise me"

[Split]

flips faultily wired USB- powered fleshlights to unsuspecting white youths

[Joe Metts]

Looking like Chris pauls twin brother cliff paul

Looking like he wears David beckham cologne and posh spice tampons

Looking like he watches hanging with mr. cooper while he irons his khakis

[Joe Metts]

This nigga looks like a russel westbrook outfit

The books better then the movie nerdy ass faggot.

Looking like he quotes sonnets and studies vegetation.

[~RustyGunZ~]

has a malcolm x tramp stamp

[~RustyGunZ~]

protest macklemore concerts

[~RustyGunZ~]

has a black otterbox on a white iphone

[Jasper]

Everest commercial guy looking ass nigga.

[~RustyGunZ~]

published collection of haikus about steve jobs and murs

[Split]

published collection of haikus about steve jobs and murs

hahaha

[~RustyGunZ~]

could witness cell growth from 6 yards away before you

[~RustyGunZ~]

confirms race of donator before making purchases at the salvation army

[~RustyGunZ~]

tries to get discounts on dimebags with his community college ID

[~RustyGunZ~]

lost virginity at age 19 on an equality field trip with his freshman photography class

[~RustyGunZ~]

Once wore a kufi to a Baptist Church

[Split]

convinced his school to pay for his chicken patties for the year on the basis of "racial reparations"

[~RustyGunZ~]

Hates everyone named Toby

[~RustyGunZ~]

Stared in high school theatre rendition of roots

[~RustyGunZ~]

Born in Portland, Kenya

[Nigma]

Serenades his mom with sweet child of mine via guitar hero on mothers day

Stashes every bread crumb thats got stick his italian perv stash in hardened tissues from under daddies bed

Family man type of faggotry

[~RustyGunZ~]

Falls asleep on a wood block while listening to the I have a dream speech at 9 pm sharp

[~RustyGunZ~]

Created a two star review on the iPhone4S for having a white apple logo

[Nigma]

Does 3 pushups daily using the mandingo fights in Django as workout video

[~RustyGunZ~]

Owns 200 rocawear bowties

[Nigma]

announciates the H in coolhhhwhip

[Vulgar]

founded the Association for Delicate Young Men.

[Nigma]

boycotts twitter and instagram

hashtags on facebook

[Jasper]

Started from the bottom still at the bottom

[Nigma]

in two years he'll make the decision to dig as opposed to climbing

[Nigma]

has balled in a chemo ward

[Vulgar]

has balded in a chemo ward.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

this nigga auditioned for the "black bomb maker" in Hoodlum. His father got the part

took that picture at the house of chicken and waffles...........only ordered a salad

[Chyeahhh!!!]

nigga is a sub on a girls softball team

once made woopie with woopie

stalked Tim Duncan

still sleeps in bunkbeds

keeps his rhymes in a trapper keeper

[Chyeahhh!!!]

hairline started to receded at age 5

[Sharp]

Sells handwoven scarves in nightclub bathrooms

[bleak]

Looks like Tyga went broke in the stock market.

Rockin them movie theater 3d frames

[bleak]

mmmmmm can walk around naked with just glass.

so far beyond leaned

[Mike Wrecka]

looks like MC Hammer's illegitimate son

[Sharp]

Jeff Blackblum

[~RustyGunZ~]

Sells handwoven scarves in nightclub bathrooms

lmaaao this bodied me

[bleak]

Leading stockholder in YOLO Ent.

[Sharp]

Considered an innovator in the field of math puns

[Split]

Cowriting the BET reality show Black Eye for the White Guy

considers the benefits of all weather tires to be perfectly acceptable pillow talk

If love his a drug, the texture of his palms is a DB Mart one hitter

[Split]

The material used to make synthetic school bus pleather was inspired by his solo in the fifth grade school production of Bye Bye Birdie

dips huevos rancheros in skim milk

has driven to every landmark mentioned in Death Cab for Cutie's discography

[Split]

wrote his admissions essay to Harvard about his passion for erasable pens

[bleak]

Keeps a Siracha bottle handy at all times, for various chips and crackers.

yo that all purpose tire shit murdered me.

[Mike Wrecka]

grew up in a town full of caucasians and was still the whitest kid in school

[Xces]

This dude jerks off to re-runs of That's So Raven with his little sisters gym socks

[Mike Wrecka]

described in cocktail terms Sha is a perfect mix of Kendrick Lamar and Mr. Rogers, with just a splash of McLovin

[Split]

Licensed to twill

[Witty]

He isn't Gamble lol

[~RustyGunZ~]

Witty i pointed that out to them in the first page haha but it did not stop the roast


turned out well either way

[~RustyGunZ~]

wove a unity quilt for him and his homeboys after the arcade fire vs skyzoo debate of 2008

[~RustyGunZ~]

considers quest love a traitor for joining late night with jimmy fallon

[~RustyGunZ~]

knits hackysacks in the quad while listening to j cole via beats by dre

[Vulgar]

works in a cauliflower dojo

[super pimp trillionaire]

has a malcolm x tramp stamp

Idgaf. Post of the roast.

[Mike Wrecka]

got front row Jodeci concert tickets for his bar mitzvah

[Vulgar]

Gusmao the picklejuice man

[Vulgar]

Everyone, meet Inspector Hatchlet

[~RustyGunZ~]

drives a forest green subaru outback to his online classes

[~RustyGunZ~]

downloaded a phD in social networking from the App Store

[~RustyGunZ~]

still buys CDs from FYE

[Nigma]

faps on chatroulette and calls his shrink when he gets nexted

[Sharp]

Has entered a 12 step program for his addiction to savings

[Vulgar]

once mediated a text conversation between the Burger King Man, Lord Farquad and Alanis Morisette

[Allen Knight]

Bump

[Ghost1]

Lol this aint threal.one woth 1200 replies....

How.many roasts this faggot.got.lol

[Allen Knight]

Its not gamble doe lmaoo