fell out the shower....reached for the towel rack....it snapped in 2....landed on my

[Ghost1]

James flores

http://i.imgflip.com/wu7t.jpg

[Meth]

Dead at landed on my James Flores.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

you white people, so clumsy. Thread title sounded like a scene from Final Destination. Watch out nigga

[Ghost1]

shintzy ass towel rack snapped like a toothpick, smh

[Witty]

It looks like a fishes mouth.

[Just C]

you're greying

[Ghost1]

Lol....been.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

holy shit how old are you bags? you're not pushing destroyer are you?

[Dope girl]

Well I hope get well:(

[Wise Wiggles]

lmfao. shoulda seen my face after I face planted. you'll have a lil scar, it looks like.

[Split]

damn son. I was too hammered at one point, tripped and slammed face first into the tub, got a scar on the inside of my cheek now

[Witty]

I split my head open when I was two and there was so much blood my mother wouldn't come near me because she thought I was dead....at least that's was her excuse, I think she just hates me....my neighbor was the person who helped me. Got my head stapled, remember nothing...cuz I was two.

I'm currently suing my mother for negligence.

[Just C]

I'm currently suing my mother for negligence.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no

[Witty]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no

Hello, I see you're looking for some attention, I am happy to oblige.

[Just C]

......

What's a James Flores though?

[Wise Wiggles]

We used to have this marble entry way leading into the family room.. It had a step.. my sister tripped and cracked her forehead on it when she was 2-3 one morning. She ran into my mom's room gushing blood screaming bloody murder. My mom damn near passed out.. She still has a Lil scar.

[Witty]

What's a James Flores though?

Shut the fuck up

[Just C]

Shut the fuck up

witty witty

[Witty]

witty witty

Oh I see what you did, you saw that my name was witty and you thought that the right direction to go in would be to imply that though I am called witty I am ironically not witty. And instead of just saying that outright you thought it would be funnier and wittier if you simply said my name twice.

That's what you did. Ironically only proving yourself to not be witty by doing something everyone does at some stage when speaking to me, something that is literally the first insult anyone thinks up for me. You disappoint me.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Ethereal

[Aesthetic]

O shit that gangsta

[PATHOS]

Ouch! That must've been pretty painful. Thank goodness you didn't smash the eye itself. Eyes are extremely sensitive

[Just C]

Oh I see what you did, you saw that my name was witty and you thought that the right direction to go in would be to imply that though I am called witty I am ironically not witty. And instead of just saying that outright you thought it would be funnier and wittier if you simply said my name twice.

That's what you did. Ironically only proving yourself to not be witty by doing something everyone does at some stage when speaking to me, something that is literally the first insult anyone thinks up for me. You disappoint me.

why you typing long winded shit i aint gonna bother reading?

[ill nik-A]

Classic... That's my dude... Not James

Y'all know

[Witty]

why you typing long winded shit i aint gonna bother reading?

You asked for attention, now you're complaining when u get it.

You aren't good enough, go away.

[Just C]

nobody wants ur attention u un funny try hard

[Ghost1]

Guys. I have a set of pussy lips on my eye brow. Nows not the time....

[Witty]

nobody wants ur attention u un funny try hard

Oh for real, that's why you tried to get funny then backed out when you saw it wasn't going to happen.

I understand.

Bags - good luck with your pussy.

[Just C]

Oh for real, that's why you tried to get funny then backed out when you saw it wasn't going to happen.



For the sake of bags and his eye twat, sure thats what happened..

[Witty]

For the sake of bags and his eye twat, sure thats what happened..

Nice excuse, bags held the exit open and you sprinted towards it as fast as your little legs could carry you.

[Just C]

U ever wonder why u barely get a 1 line response from me? ur a boring bastard, sorry. thats it.

[Orc]

i ran into the front of my house when i was 8 and broke my nose

[Witty]

U ever wonder why u barely get a 1 line response from me? ur a boring bastard, sorry. thats it.

Lmao somebody getting cranky. Yo, you spoke to me first though....stop craving attention.

I hope we can still be friends.

[Ghost1]

Lol@orc

I had my nose broke at a baseball game when i was like 12....had box seats, ball bounced off the dug out....BAM. my nose was leaking like a faucet.....had 2 black eyes an broke my nose.....an my mom was trynna force my head back but i had just taken a bite of a hot dog so i started to choke on the hotdog too. Was awful.

[Orc]

Lol@orc

I had my nose broke at a baseball game when i was like 12....had box seats, ball bounced off the dug out....BAM. my nose was leaking like a faucet.....had 2 black eyes an broke my nose.....an my mom was trynna force my head back but i had just taken a bite of a hot dog so i started to choke on the hotdog too. Was awful.
hahaha

i broke my ankle before playing football and i start crying and my mom was like stop crying grow up and keep playing so i did limp around the pitch for the last 10 minutes. got home the shit was like a balloon lmao. i had that over her for a long time guilt tripping the fuck outa it. 'hey mom can u lend me money? no? remember that time i broke my ankle........ thought so.'

[Objective]

Bags: Consider yourself lucky, this could have been you: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035614/Father-dies-bizarre-clothes-horse-accident-likely-hit-meteorite.html

[Chyeahhh!!!]

No broken bones or anything like that

[ill nik-A]

Bags pm box is full

[Vulgar]

Bags: Consider yourself lucky, this could have been you: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035614/Father-dies-bizarre-clothes-horse-accident-likely-hit-meteorite.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/09/article-2035614-0DCA4B1100000578-467_224x330.jpg

Wow that guy looked just like FLOW KANVAS.

[Fart]

Lol'd @ the towel rack
Same thing happened to me, but I didn't land on my eye I landed on my fuckin nose

[God Of War]

damn bags got julo'd

[PancakeBrah]

I hope you're ok, Bags.

[Xces]

An that shit probably bled like a son of a bitch.

[Fig]

Damn, straight minge on your eyebrow. I got a cut like that right on my chin when I was 7. running on a wooden floor that had just been cleaned with pinsol, so I slipped and clipped my chin on the refrigerator edge. there was a good little pool of blood. but yeah, thats my story, since everyone got to share theirs.

[Just C]

1 summer when I was 14 me and my mates went out on our bikes, we were all riding down the main road then got to crossroad, stopped at the red light to let the traffic go past and just as the lights hit amber the last vehicle (a truck) got through the lights (the rest of the traffic behind it stopped for our green) well soon as that shit hit amber I was off racing across the road on my bike, the truck just passes me as I cut across its rear then BAM!, I fly backwards off my bike, the back of my head cracks the road, my face iscovered in blood, the truck screeches to a halt. turns out I rode face first into a piece of scaffolding poking out the back and broke my nose

[Mike Wrecka]

I put my weight on the towel rack getting out the shower once, shit ripped off the wall. i stumbled but didn't fall. i now feel more athletic than you. thanks for the slight ego boost

[PancakeBrah]

One time I dropped a glass of OJ & Vodka in the shower and cut my foot just a little bit.

[Ghost1]

Yo i like to drink Alcohol in the shower too....i calll it goin to the beach

[Strikta]

How are u graying at 27 my dude?

lol

Don't let em' stress u like that.

[Ghost1]

LOL. My pops was full grey by the time he was 30.....yikes

[ill nik-A]

I have greys at the young age of 35

It's ok

[Strikta]

haha

Word I've got Jerry Rice & Bruce Willis hairline at 28 so it's all good. Ya'll still my niggas.

But I keep a fresh bald head like I just left chemo.

[ill nik-A]

I just got a mini blow out

Keep it clean

[Immaculate]

Lol@that scratch.

[Ghost1]

u think? ive had several people tell me i shouldve gotten stitches, maybe that pic dont do it justice

also. tits or stfu.

[Strikta]

hahaha

& yeah, u shoulda got stitches.. that part of the eye bleeds like a sumbitch.

[Witty]

Yeah cuz u be blinking and stretching it all the time before it gets a chance to close over fully n shit.

-Dr. Wit

[Immaculate]

Stitch it or stfu.

Any lower then you wouldve made major headlines.

[Wise Wiggles]

Stfu or stfu.