LEEEEEEEEEANED @ THIS FACE JEWELRY WEARING SQUINTY EYED SHARP NINE LOOKIN FAGIT WITH THE RAT FACED DROOPY TITTY HAVING TRANNY GIRLFRIEND. (ROAST OF FRESH)

[Jim Blaze]

http://i.imgur.com/CiMqVMz.jpg

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like he went down on a porcupine

[Diode]

this dude gets his hair cut by helen keller

[fresh]

Holy fuck the fan boys run rampid in these parts

[Tettris]

Holy fuck the fan boys run rampid in these parts

*rampant

Pierce Shnoznon

[fresh]

*rampant

Pierce Shnoznon

rampid is a slang term, it still works. I appreciate you looking out for me though

[fresh]

Jimmy blaze you are one queer homosexual. You talk alot of shit, but you don't even know me? You're just lucky we don't live close to each other because I would stab you in the fucking eyeball with a pair of scissors

[Tettris]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rampid

rampid
A non-existant word that mentally challenged people often confuse with the word "rampant."

See below.
Jack: The disease ran rampid throughout the country.
Jill: Rampid is not a word, you moron.

Jack: Pirated music is rampid in the Internet.
Jill: Are you really that stupid?


got it

[fresh]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rampid

rampid
A non-existant word that mentally challenged people often confuse with the word "rampant."

See below.
Jack: The disease ran rampid throughout the country.
Jill: Rampid is not a word, you moron.

Jack: Pirated music is rampid in the Internet.
Jill: Are you really that stupid?


got it

Nice job at manipulating it so it works in your favour. go eat a dick.

[Sharp]

Hold up I don't look like this Tony Hawks pro skeeter with a pomeranian tail where his hairline should be

[Tettris]

Nice job at manipulating it so it works in your favour. go eat a dick.

but not really...thats the actual quote from urbandictionary...u think i give a fuck enough about u to manipulate a definition? lulz

[fresh]

but not really...thats the actual quote from urbandictionary...u think i give a fuck enough about u to manipulate a definition? lulz

Well there are many more definitions. You just found the one that suited you best. You manipulated the situation, kind of like what a female would do how ironic.

[Diode]

Hold up I don't look like this Tony Hawks pro skeeter with a pomeranian tail where his hairline should be

dead @ pomeranian tail

sharp pls continue to get this thread back on track

[Tettris]

Well there are many more definitions. You just found the one that suited you best. You manipulated the situation, kind of like what a female would do how ironic.

http://i.imgur.com/CiMqVMz.jpg

what u know about females tho?

[fresh]

Jim blaze you are one fucking faggot. Diode you a faggot. Tettris, I dunno why you coming at me bro, I see you around RB. Sharp nine too. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves

[Tettris]

just wanna know why a lesbian is dating a tranny tbh

[fresh]

just wanna know why a lesbian is dating a tranny tbh

Ur a fucking faggot tbh. No one is posting they own pics so it proves your all fucking faggots.

[PancakeBrah]

Fresh stop posting in here. Its a rite of passage.

You even look butthurt in your picture.

Looking like you got a surprise botox injection while practicing your blue steel.

MTV Real Life: Rejected by Abercombie & Fitch

Hair looking like he bought George Costanzas toupee off a NYC homeless dude for 12 cents and a Dane Cook CD.

Probably likes Dane Cook.

Dumb ass thinks he has his hand on that bitches leg.

[fresh]

The suns in my eyes Pancake

[anime_boners]

was gonna say he just looks like a regularish dude

then saw he has more posts in his own roast thread than anyone else, solidifying his status as a cornball herb

[Sharp]

Relax kid it's all in fun

But on the real how much money your girl get for starring in ocarina of time?

[fresh]

Relax kid it's all in fun

But on the real how much money your girl get for starring in ocarina of time?

like 6 bucks

[Allen Knight]

His bitch looks like Ronald regan mutated w/ the horse his his avy

[Badweather]

Wtf, the girl looks like she has 2 sets of stomachs and got the face of a chicken-hawk. Egyptian God or some shit.

But yooo, who dressed this dude? Lookin like he opened up his closet, did half of a cartwheel and landed on a shitty outfit, which he carefully put on using nothing but his elbows and teeth. What a geek.

[Badweather]

this nigga goes to raves to get fashion tips

[Badweather]

he makes his girl put a condom on her strap-on, 'cause he feels he's too young to get pregnant

[Badweather]

this nigga's core consists compressed baby powder.

[Batty]

Guys, peep the eyes, nose and mouth on both of then... They're clearly brother and sister.

Gone at Legend of Zelda reference.

These are clearly dirt people tho. Pic looks like Joe Dirt and Kid Rock at the Hobbit shire from Return of the King

[fresh]

you little nerds don't know what pussy even looks like, so keep yapping faggots

[Hush]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rampid

rampid
A non-existant word that mentally challenged people often confuse with the word "rampant."

See below.
Jack: The disease ran rampid throughout the country.
Jill: Rampid is not a word, you moron.

Jack: Pirated music is rampid in the Internet.
Jill: Are you really that stupid?


got it

lol
Stopped reading here
M
Thread delivered

[...the Nagger]

Nice job at manipulating it so it works in your favour. go eat a dick.

LOL, BRO, HE MANIPULATED NOTHING

[Swerve]

Dudes mad that his girl got that green goblin complex.

[Swerve]

She got that female gremlin face.

[Swerve]

This dude gets his lip ring caught on other dudes cock rings all the time.

[fresh]

listen you guys want to roast me, roast me but leave my girl out of it. Unless someone gonna post pics of their women, step the fuck down.

[Swerve]

Your girl should live under a bridge and harass billy goats.

[Diode]

Your girl should live under a bridge and harass billy goats.

hgdfghfhfgdhfgdhdgf

[Eviscerate]

looks like Orc, tbh.

[Eviscerate]

his swag
http://s3-media2.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/EsZyA3sWzjPeR2uK55AqTg/l.jpg

[uh-oh]

deaded at rampid

[Sicc]

Lol smh

[Sharp]

black sheep of the spock family

son has pierced cainines

girl's forehead is so big it looks like the rest of her face is melting off

[Diode]

this motherfucker is finna marry a skeksis:

http://alienationmentale.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/skeksis.jpg

[Sicc]

Some of these roasts are fails. Disappointed that some of you had the audacity to type half the shit your saying.

[Witty]

like 6 bucks

Do yourself a favour my friend, do not post in here.

Everyone goes through this...it will pass, and you will be accepted.

Standing up for yourself while being roasted is frowned upon.

[Allen Knight]

Looking like he chugs benadryl w/ parachute pants on during the weekend

[Allen Knight]

Lives his whole life based on a blink 182 song

[fresh]

Do yourself a favour my friend, do not post in here.

Everyone goes through this...it will pass, and you will be accepted.

Standing up for yourself while being roasted is frowned upon.

I'm standing up for my GF I could give to fucks what anyone says about me.

[fresh]

Lives his whole life based on a blink 182 song

lol at least your shits funny

[Sicc]

Not going to lie tho, Fresh looks like that dude Chris Humphries, lol.

[fresh]

Not going to lie tho, Fresh looks like that dude Chris Humphries, lol.

Hes got more of a pug nose than me, but yeah pretty much

[Witty]

I understand, but it will just make their insults even more cruel....all you can do, if you don't want to see them insult your GF, is leave the thread.

Standing up for her will not make them stop....it will encourage them.

They are animals, beasts....it's why I love them.

Netcees is very different from RB....you will grow to appreciate these people and their sense of humour, I promise.

[fresh]

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/834/5189/original.jpg

[fresh]

I understand, but it will just make their insults even more cruel....all you can do, if you don't want to see them insult your GF, is leave the thread.

Standing up for her will not make them stop....it will encourage them.

They are animals, beasts....it's why I love them.

Netcees is very different from RB....you will grow to appreciate these people and their sense of humour, I promise.

tbh, jim blaze the only mother fucker who deserves to eat shit, the rest of you scum are alright

[anime_boners]

I still think we should permanently rename disc The Shark Tank or possibly at least change the subtitle under it to "Welcome to the THUNDERDOME"

[Sicc]

I understand, but it will just make their insults even more cruel....all you can do, if you don't want to see them insult your GF, is leave the thread.

Standing up for her will not make them stop....it will encourage them.

They are animals, beasts....it's why I love them.

Netcees is very different from RB....you will grow to appreciate these people and their sense of humour, I promise.

Basically what I sent you @ RB via PM.


Only time I've agreed with Witty, I think. Your not so faggy after all. Maybe you do have some kind of WIT.

[Witty]

black sheep of the spock family

Lol gone tho.

[Witty]

Dude looks like a gay Russian sex slave whose party trick is to take out his piercings and blow cum out like a whale's blowhole. They call him Nikolai The Sperm Whale.


5 Potatoes and a Cabbage for a night with Nikolai The Sperm Whale.

[Badweather]

This nigga needs to practice magic and get good enough to make that "girl" disappear.

[Vulgar]

not gonna rag on your girl but

You look like Haley Joel Osment's corpse filed for unemployment but they redirected you to work as a janitor at Hot Topic instead. You look like Brad Pitt's little brother after being transformed into a piece of shit.

[fresh]

not gonna rag on your girl but

You look like Haley Joel Osment's corpse filed for unemployment but they redirected you to work as a janitor at Hot Topic instead. You look like Brad Pitt's little brother after being transformed into a piece of shit.

not gonna lie the osment line made me chuckle.

[Aesthetic]

Martha Stewart had a daughter?
It's wierd, cause ur aftershave looks like her fathers.
Whatever, but did you See what shirt she's wearing dude? Run.
I would bet this bitch has held more than a few guns.
Her smile is over, and her bite under.
Does it laugh while it thunders?
Give her a mole and watch what I wonders.
A crazy ass witch from the gutters.

[Witty]

Poor rhyming, very basic..also unfunny.

I would destroy you.

[Aesthetic]

Poor rhyming, very basic..also unfunny.

I would destroy you.

Dude, this is dope. Some unintelligent faggot is following my threads commenting on everything I post. Are you gonna make me famous bro??

[Witty]

I'll make you anal raped.

[Aesthetic]

I'll make you anal raped.

For real though, I got a jimi hendrix poster Im sure you would love; ill sell it to you for 13 bucks.

[Witty]

Where I live 'buck' means to have sex with someone.

Are you offering to have sex with me 13 times?

[Aesthetic]

Where I live 'buck' means to have sex with someone.

Are you offering to have sex with me 13 times?

Off the record; no.

[Witty]

:(

[Tic]

Lookin like he brushes his hair with an iron.

[Batty]

If you chug a whole bottle of Robotussin and punch yourself in the dick and look at this pic real quickly it looks like Avril Lavigne and Shawn Michaels sitting inside an oil painting.

[Just Write]

lieutenant dan ass lookin motherfucker lmao

I loove you jen-ay

[Diode]

If you chug a whole bottle of Robotussin and punch yourself in the dick and look at this pic real quickly it looks like Avril Lavigne and Shawn Michaels sitting inside an oil painting.

Lmao wtf

[Alphabet]

lolol
ya girl coulda stunt doubled for sloth in the goonies

if her eyes were an 1/8th of an inch closer she'd legally be declared a cyclops

[maths debate]

http://i.imgur.com/CiMqVMz.jpg

http://s28.postimg.org/tqwtkmbjh/mathsdebateroflafeioea.png

[Vulgar]

lmaO

[big baby]

damn big baby da big baby applaud from the depths of hell

[Aesthetic]

Upload your suicide on youtube please

[Sharp]

jesus lmaoo

[Fig]

Fuck lmfao

[WZA]

lol.......... tmt

[Sicc]

Lmao, wtf @ that sketch drawing.

[Diode]

fatality

holy fuck

[Sicc]

SMH - fresh - Why did you do this to yourself, bro? LMAO wow...

[anime_boners]

holy shit @ that caricature


i am DEAD

[fresh]

SMH - fresh - Why did you do this to yourself, bro? LMAO wow...

Whatdya mean do to myself?

[fresh]

The caricature guy actually did a good job, you should be on the streets doing that for a living.

[namix]

The caricature guy actually did a good job, you should be on the streets doing that for a living.

lol

hang in there, fresh.. the worst of the hazing is over - now you will just have some stragglers remaining, who are typically the weakest ones, the kids trying to capture a bit of this magic since they can't recreate their own.

welcome aboard pawtna

[Sicc]

Whatdya mean do to myself?

Fall for that faggot's antics of having you post a picture, LMAO.

[Diode]

Fall for that faggot's antics of having you post a picture, LMAO.

scuzze?

don't think we've all forgotten who you are just because you made a new account

[Sicc]

LMAO, this is my only account, you lame. Continue to think that I am "King Ra" or w/e the fuck that dudes name is, moron. Ask any admin to search my IP, I'm not that faggot, lol.

[Ghost1]

holy shit @ that caricature


i am DEAD

[Witty]

That shit was dope af tho, for real.

[Batty]

That sketch + tag game ghostbusted my soul.

[fresh]

Batty ^^^

lol

hang in there, fresh.. the worst of the hazing is over - now you will just have some stragglers remaining, who are typically the weakest ones, the kids trying to capture a bit of this magic since they can't recreate their own.

welcome aboard pawtna

[Witty]

Never that, Batty is triple OG status roaster.

[fresh]

Never that, Batty is triple OG status roaster.

oh shit.

[Batty]

Never that, Batty is triple OG status roaster.


http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz258/J504/6BB5C0EE-8E03-4BC2-B121-D242DB81F61A-31582-0000293187BAB690_zps7f14d5b1.jpg

[Diode]

this thread has far exceeded expectations

[fresh]

http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz258/J504/6BB5C0EE-8E03-4BC2-B121-D242DB81F61A-31582-0000293187BAB690_zps7f14d5b1.jpg

lmaoo man you've got skills I will give you that.

[Sicc]

LMAO.

[veritas]

THIS IS MY SOUL SPEAKING TO ALL FELLOW NCGs FROM THE AFTERLIFE: THIS THREAD IS NOW PURE AIDS ETHER.

[Dope girl]

you messing with wrong person, He would kill u.

[Batty]

Gone @ Tri-hard Force

[Vulgar]

loool

[Ghost1]

Fuckin gone@that painting


Why u paint james cutting my head off doe roy? For shame.


Still tho....loooooooool@these caricatures

[maths debate]

fucking astral projected into the 5th dimension



lmao good shit Batty



got some skills there, son

[Batty]

Fuckin gone@that painting


Why u paint james cutting my head off doe roy? For shame.


Still tho....loooooooool@these caricatures


Panting wasn't meant to be literal tbh. You gotta remember NC 1.0 days, painting was fresh off the battle you and V had and the semi-melon cutting.

I actually figured you'd dig it.


V wanted me to make an action figure of him at first, when I told him the cost involved he fell out.

[Ghost1]

Nah. Im jp. Shit was hilarious.

The punchout code crippled me.



U make action figures?

Wat is ur job?

[veritas]

Panting wasn't meant to be literal tbh. You gotta remember NC 1.0 days, painting was fresh off the battle you and V had and the semi-melon cutting.

I actually figured you'd dig it.


V wanted me to make an action figure of him at first, when I told him the cost involved he fell out.

I am still interested. I know you got alot on ya plate.

Roy is mad talented in the realms of art Anthony.

[Batty]

Preciate it guys.

Bags , I am a counselor/upright trained monkey.


I don't want to take this thread away from Fresh and make it all about me.

Fresh looks like Elen Degeneres entered a Daryl Dixon look alike contest and finished 3rd and got his pic taken with the chick from Good Morning America in front of the background from The Sound of Music.

Dude has HBK eyes.

[veritas]

^ trolling tyeduck meetings all day erry day.

[Diode]

HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY REPORTED THE PICTURE TO IMGUR

IT WAS TAKEN FROM HIS PHOTOBUCKET AND UPLOADED TO IMGUR UNDER THE EXPECTATION HE WOULD PULL IT FROM HIS BUCKET LIKE A TRUE FAGIT

AND HE ACTUALLY FILED A COMPLAINT WITH IMGUR TO HAVE IT PULLED

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS LEVEL OF VAGINITY IN MY LIFE

THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED

Trademark I DEMAND FRESH RETURN HERE AND FACE US FOR THIS EGREGIOUS MISUSE OF FLOASTING MATERIALS

[fresh]

HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY REPORTED THE PICTURE TO IMGUR

IT WAS TAKEN FROM HIS PHOTOBUCKET AND UPLOADED TO IMGUR UNDER THE EXPECTATION HE WOULD PULL IT FROM HIS BUCKET LIKE A TRUE FAGIT

AND HE ACTUALLY FILED A COMPLAINT WITH IMGUR TO HAVE IT PULLED

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS LEVEL OF VAGINITY IN MY LIFE

THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED

Trademark I DEMAND FRESH RETURN HERE AND FACE US FOR THIS EGREGIOUS MISUSE OF FLOASTING MATERIALS

hahaha faggots. Mad that the only pussy you're gonna even get close to seeing has been taken away from you? You want to roast me, be my guest, I'll post pictures beacuse I know you fucking queers love looking at pictures of men. Go fuck yourself diode, you're the scum of the earth.

[Diode]

hahaha faggots. Mad that the only pussy you're gonna even get close to seeing has been taken away from you? You want to roast me, be my guest, I'll post pictures beacuse I know you fucking queers love looking at pictures of men. Go fuck yourself diode, you're the scum of the earth.

you can never speak to me again

you filed a complaint with an image hosting company because your slagfaced troll being floasted made you THAT UPSET

THAT. FUCKING. UPSET.

[Sicc]

LMAO - Welcome back, Fresh my dooski.

[fresh]

you can never speak to me again

you filed a complaint with an image hosting company because your slagfaced troll being floasted made you THAT UPSET

THAT. FUCKING. UPSET.

I think you're even more upset I took it down lmao. Sorry no more pussy for you this year to look at since your broke mountain ass can't afford hustler or playboy. You still down for that pink slip battle faggot? You called me out for one and then bitched out as soon as i accepted. Bitchmade. baahahaha

EDIT: Not that it would make a difference because it would take a couple years to get all the votes anyways.

[fresh]

LMAO - Welcome back, Fresh my dooski.

Whats good TM.

[Diode]

I think you're even more upset I took it down lmao. Sorry no more pussy for you this year to look at since your broke mountain ass can't afford hustler or playboy. You still down for that pink slip battle faggot? You called me out for one and then bitched out as soon as i accepted. Bitchmade. baahahaha

EDIT: Not that it would make a difference because it would take a couple years to get all the votes anyways.

you aren't allowed to speak to me. you are sub-dirt person.

[fresh]

you aren't allowed to speak to me. you are sub-dirt person.

Why can't a sub dirt person talk to a full on dirt person? This should be my call not yours, you unutterably insignificant, outrageously tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp hog.

When kids used to play with Diode they would get into trouble for getting their clothes dirty and were to told to stop playing in dirt.

[Just Write]

I think you're even more upset I took it down lmao. Sorry no more pussy for you this year to look at since your broke mountain ass can't afford hustler or playboy. You still down for that pink slip battle faggot? You called me out for one and then bitched out as soon as i accepted. Bitchmade. baahahaha

EDIT: Not that it would make a difference because it would take a couple years to get all the votes anyways.

How you gunna pink slip someone when you suck? Lol at my 5 minute key killin your one week verse about nothing

[fresh]

How you gunna pink slip someone when you suck? Lol at my 5 minute key killin your one week verse about nothing

one week verse? that took me about 2 minutes to key up lmao. you're funny

[Split]

I have the picture saved to my iPad


Just stay in your lane brah this roast was over like a week ago :) its all over

[Diode]

Why can't a sub dirt person talk to a full on dirt person? This should be my call not yours, you unutterably insignificant, outrageously tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp hog.

When kids used to play with Diode they would get into trouble for getting their clothes dirty and were to told to stop playing in dirt.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lizxjooGFI1qgt3ngo1_400.gif

[fresh]

lame

[Hush]

fresh

Wb bro

[fresh]

fresh

Wb bro

Thanks hush. Nice to see some of you guys are decent human beings.

[Ghost1]

Lol get a sense of humor faggot.

[Hush]

Thanks hush. Nice to see some of you guys are decent human beings.

I'm a nice guy
Stick with me

[fresh]

Lol get a sense of humor faggot.

I have a sense of humour, that doesn't involve stealing pics of other peoples girlfriends so I can jack off to them into a dirty sock. get off my dick faggot.

[Ghost1]

Good strategy.

U shouod definitely try to engage me in a long winded argument.

Surely that will earn u the lack of respect uve recieved from NC thus far.

[fresh]

Good strategy.

U shouod definitely try to engage me in a long winded argument.

Surely that will earn u the lack of respect uve recieved from NC thus far.

I don't care if people respect me here. This place is a joke, and until people stop being fucking idiots this place will never grow. So congratulations to being part of this sites demise. You must feel like a real winner.

[Diode]

I don't care if people respect me here. This place is a joke, and until people stop being fucking idiots this place will never grow. So congratulations to being part of this sites demise. You must feel like a real winner.

text rap forum elitism

now i have seen it all

[Ghost1]

Maybe....

An perhaps uve considered this....

We dont want frail faggots who get overwhelmed by words to join our site to make it "grow"

[fresh]

Maybe....

An perhaps uve considered this....

We dont want frail faggots who get overwhelmed by words to join our site to make it "grow"

Who said I was overwhelmed? I took my girlfriends picture down cause she don't want it up. Say what you want idgaf Do you want me to post more pics of myself? Yes or no.

[Hush]

Who said I was overwhelmed? I took my girlfriends picture down cause she don't want it up. Say what you want idgaf Do you want me to post more pics of myself? Yes or no.

Why does she know it's up? Did you show her the roast? Did she lol? Am I her type??

[Sicc]

Lmao @ am I her type.

[fresh]

Why does she know it's up? Did you show her the roast? Did she lol? Am I her type??

lol this guy. I didn't think to ask her, you want me to tonight?

[veritas]

Who said I was overwhelmed? I took my girlfriends picture down cause she don't want it up. Say what you want idgaf Do you want me to post more pics of myself? Yes or no.

please describe the conversation and her reaction to what was said?

[veritas]

Why does she know it's up? Did you show her the roast? Did she lol? Am I her type??

what would your mom say if she saw this post?

[uh-oh]

lol'd again at rampid

RUNNIN RAMPID OUT CHEA

[Batty]

Fresh, ask her if she's cool with the pic I put up. I can take it down if it causes any distress.

[fresh]

Fresh, ask her if she's cool with the pic I put up. I can take it down if it causes any distress.

nah your good. I thought they were well done man. You didn't create the situation, you made the best out of the situation. James Blaze or whatever the fuck his name is, is a lonely non pussy getting motherfucker that is all.

[veritas]

please describe the conversation and her reaction to what was said?