Allen Knight
02-12-2014, 02:57 AM
NBL MAG WEEK 11
INTRO
Welcome u muthafuckas, this week was ok alot of nohoes but were working
on weeding that shit out, we have some dope sign ins blue bayou, bags, ht
black mask among others. me and sharp put this together for yah'll fags so
enjoy.
BATTLE REVIEWS
Champ: karaoke 9-0 vs nik-a 5-1
Jesus, this was as dope and close as a battle will get. I personally read it over a few times and went back and forth over who I thought won. Karaoke did a great job of personals that hit hard, even came with 3 Jordan lines that were all quoteable -. I thought his Finishline bar was LOTB. Nika was equally on point, his flipping tags line was dope as hell. Voters had it relatively even in quotes, with most giving Karaoke a slight advantage. In the end he won 12-2, and keeps up his undefeated streak.
Contender: destroyer 3-3 vs lotto smirk 4-4
This is one that I would’ve really like to see go down, but lotto was kept busy by real life obligations. The fact he got anything up is admirable, though it was below the 10 line minimum so Destro won by DQ. Destro was on point, anything I wouldn’t quote from him still hit pretty well. Lotto was understandably rushed, but he showed signs of getting outside the box that coulda made for a pretty sick battle.
Tictac 3-5 vs jimmy 2-1
Another mad close battle. Both guys had like equal amounts of hits, misses and played ideas, so it really came down to who’s hits were better. Most voters felt Jimmy’s facial Tic and creation debate lines overshadowed Tic, although his NBC and execution bars were done pretty well, and really showed him coming a long way in this league. Looking forward to seeing more from both, but Jimmy ended up winning 11-0 in a close one.
Tyler 1-0 vs god of war 1-1
This was a cool match but coulda been better, all things considered I still think it was slept on. Tyler didn’t come as well as he could’ve but still had a pretty good verse, the impractical jokers line was cool. GoW was on point though, just about everything hit, his directions and deadwood lines were dope. He got it 6-0 and moves on to a contender match.
Flossauraus 0-1 vs jonthedon 0-2
Close battle, both dudes were alright but had some fixing up to do. Floss had a few awkwardly worded spots and played ideas, but he kept it together decently. Jon was a little tougher to read and his verse really suffered for it. His purpose of floss line was solid, while Floss had a few more effective jabs. Both guys have plenty of room to grow and could definitely do a lot in the next few weeks, so looking forward to seeing more from both. Floss took it unanimously.
Sharp 1-1 vs script 0-1
Good battle, Scrypt. Scrypt kind of went for better flow than anything else - which I can appreciate cause if nothing else it means the verse reads kind of smoothly. His 9 on the waist and closer were pretty cool but done awkwardly. Most guys seemed to dig my beating a dead horse and found the verse consistent. If Scrypt kept that smooth read element to his verses and upped his game on concepts he could be a pretty entertaining battler, but for now I took it 11-0.
Top Punches
10. Jimmy vs. Tic Tac
Your girl loves Jimmy, kisses my neck and says I’m the best
So when I give her a facial Tic….It has nothing to do with her case of Tourette’s
9. Tettris vs. Figurative
It’s absurd you’re even here. Best advice is pack it…
Cuz Figure skating on thin ice…n my double axel slice you faggot
8. God of War vs. Tyler
your slut lets eryone hit it, that bitch is known to bed hoods
the only way we'd consider that pussy strikt, is cuz shes never seen dead wood
7. Hush vs. Malachi
When he rhymes it's clear in his minds not a clue
All u gotta do is look how mal function. It's obvious his brain gotta few
6. Destroyer vs. Lotto Smirk
des will destroy u. champ match? nah, I'm hurtin ur case
it's like I borrowed the Joker's blade the way I'm leaving smirk on his face
5. Karaoke vs. ill nik-A
Get a real job, the only things u can afford are Jordan's and pot
U've got a pension for swaying, sad thing is it's the only 1 that u've got
4. ill nik-A vs. Karaoke
Race talk can become a hairy situation I’ve seen son get bitter
but we all know ur ‘fade’ to black is more like a soup bowl cut on a wigger
3. Karaoke vs. ill nik-A
Every time u post a pic it looks like the buttons are popping
Hit the track & try getting to a Finishline when a pair Jordan's not dropping
2. ill nik-A vs. Karaoke
ur thought process is cheap; ur discussion & current event rhyme poorest
I mean u even flip other people’s tags… so I’m making u pay the price for it
1. God of War vs. Tyler
youve been the almost guy ur whole career, uve almost made the top
if we asked u for directions, theyd take us to right before our destination spot
POWER RANKS
1.KARAOKE
2.DESTROYER
3.GOD OF WAR
4. TETTRIS
5.HUSH
6.TYLER
7.DEFIANT
8.SHARP NINE
9. ALLEN KNIGHT
10. ORC/CTRLF4
HONORABLE MENTION...BLUE BAYOU...BAGS...HT
BATTLE OF THE WEEK
KARAOKE VS ILL nik-A
ILL nik-A
Race talk can become a hairy situation I’ve seen son get bitter
but we all know ur ‘fade’ to black is more like a soup bowl cut on a wigger
u’re on NC acting hood but cousin why don’t u prove ur type, bitch
unless Uncle Tom’s nephew is scared of postin his pic & not bein accepted by white kids
I’ll pretend too & let ur lies slide but homie get ur rhymes right
cuz those aren’t punches… I’m assuming it’s only a fist cuz u hate ur white side
ur thought process is cheap; ur discussion & current event rhyme poorest
I mean u even flip other people’s tags… so I’m making u pay the price for it
I’ll beat u at ur own game addressing ur nonsense besting ur process
cuz I’m sure u’ve entered the Bates Motel thread… fishing for the rest of ur concepts
I’ve got ur number… u know how many times I’ve bashed ur plans?!?
I’ve beaten u 7 times & u gonna need the 8th wonder of the world to even have a chance
Beating me? Pfft face ur inner demons pray now & hope
I'm not only gonna win this clean... I'm gonna shove sage down ur throat
I could either win or lose yes it's that simple
But uve set the bar so low there's no way I could be in limbo
KARAOKE
Hi...
Quote:
Originally Posted by ill nik-A
Niggaz don't know how to do dirt clean
When I was younger noone could see me
This Coke head thinks he's better than us but he's got people mislead
Only reason he's never been to jail is cuz they give the fiends rehab instead
If I were you, I'd be more focused on health
Only person wearing Jordan's at Jordan's age should be Jordan himself
Every time u post a pic it looks like the buttons are popping
Hit the track & try getting to a Finishline when a pair Jordan's not dropping
Innovator & Phuck are your pals, u'd meet real people if u tried a salad
The reason y u've got "No New Friends" is cuz ur the same size as Khaled
My verses got us to the tag semis, everyone said that was rape
Funny how I carried the team on my back yet ur the one bent out of shape
When's the last time you've lost a battle and not cried??
The downslope u've been on could make the ones in Sochi look like a park slide
Get a real job, the only things u can afford are Jordan's and pot
U've got a pension for swaying, sad thing is it's the only 1 that u've got
I've got a knack for winning and champing leagues without pulling strings
If I mention anything Nik knacks, I'd only be talking about useless things
Bye...
VERSE OF THE WEEK
KARAOKE
Hi...
Quote:
Originally Posted by ill nik-A
Niggaz don't know how to do dirt clean
When I was younger noone could see me
This Coke head thinks he's better than us but he's got people mislead
Only reason he's never been to jail is cuz they give the fiends rehab instead
If I were you, I'd be more focused on health
Only person wearing Jordan's at Jordan's age should be Jordan himself
Every time u post a pic it looks like the buttons are popping
Hit the track & try getting to a Finishline when a pair Jordan's not dropping
Innovator & Phuck are your pals, u'd meet real people if u tried a salad
The reason y u've got "No New Friends" is cuz ur the same size as Khaled
My verses got us to the tag semis, everyone said that was rape
Funny how I carried the team on my back yet ur the one bent out of shape
When's the last time you've lost a battle and not cried??
The downslope u've been on could make the ones in Sochi look like a park slide
Get a real job, the only things u can afford are Jordan's and pot
U've got a pension for swaying, sad thing is it's the only 1 that u've got
I've got a knack for winning and champing leagues without pulling strings
If I mention anything Nik knacks, I'd only be talking about useless things
Bye...
HONORABLE MENTION TO DESTROYER
NO SHOW SHINE
DESTROYER
des been doin this. I keep my punches & jabs tight
if lotto up & coming, it's under his sheets w/ a playboy & flashlight
I'm serious. cats see des & they run cuz they fear me kid
meanwhile, u got beat by jimmy, like ur girl just missed her period
des will destroy u. champ match? nah, I'm hurtin ur case
it's like I borrowed the Joker's blade the way I'm leaving smirk on his face
& I don't mean a fake smile, this dude's bars are straight vile
that's why my motto for lotto is the same as b rabbit's from 8-mile
think u got a chance @ this? think u can turn this battle into a killing?
ur not only the wrong man for the job, security is escorting u out of the building
HUSH
This a child vs a hustler.. I'll leave lil homie kilt
If he see powdery flakes they fall out aKellogg's box in a bowl of milk
We ain't friends or peers. That's straight honest
So Going hand to hand with your necks the only way I'll shake on it
U can't make it in this world, sadly ur lacking the heart clown
If this ain't a free win it's on clearance sale with a 99% markdown
I body bag everybody I battle. Pistol on me like ill shoot whoever
Only time you carry one is when you add nine and two together
When he rhymes it's clear in his minds not a clue
All u gotta do is look how mal function. It's obvious his brain gotta few
INTRO
Welcome u muthafuckas, this week was ok alot of nohoes but were working
on weeding that shit out, we have some dope sign ins blue bayou, bags, ht
black mask among others. me and sharp put this together for yah'll fags so
enjoy.
BATTLE REVIEWS
Champ: karaoke 9-0 vs nik-a 5-1
Jesus, this was as dope and close as a battle will get. I personally read it over a few times and went back and forth over who I thought won. Karaoke did a great job of personals that hit hard, even came with 3 Jordan lines that were all quoteable -. I thought his Finishline bar was LOTB. Nika was equally on point, his flipping tags line was dope as hell. Voters had it relatively even in quotes, with most giving Karaoke a slight advantage. In the end he won 12-2, and keeps up his undefeated streak.
Contender: destroyer 3-3 vs lotto smirk 4-4
This is one that I would’ve really like to see go down, but lotto was kept busy by real life obligations. The fact he got anything up is admirable, though it was below the 10 line minimum so Destro won by DQ. Destro was on point, anything I wouldn’t quote from him still hit pretty well. Lotto was understandably rushed, but he showed signs of getting outside the box that coulda made for a pretty sick battle.
Tictac 3-5 vs jimmy 2-1
Another mad close battle. Both guys had like equal amounts of hits, misses and played ideas, so it really came down to who’s hits were better. Most voters felt Jimmy’s facial Tic and creation debate lines overshadowed Tic, although his NBC and execution bars were done pretty well, and really showed him coming a long way in this league. Looking forward to seeing more from both, but Jimmy ended up winning 11-0 in a close one.
Tyler 1-0 vs god of war 1-1
This was a cool match but coulda been better, all things considered I still think it was slept on. Tyler didn’t come as well as he could’ve but still had a pretty good verse, the impractical jokers line was cool. GoW was on point though, just about everything hit, his directions and deadwood lines were dope. He got it 6-0 and moves on to a contender match.
Flossauraus 0-1 vs jonthedon 0-2
Close battle, both dudes were alright but had some fixing up to do. Floss had a few awkwardly worded spots and played ideas, but he kept it together decently. Jon was a little tougher to read and his verse really suffered for it. His purpose of floss line was solid, while Floss had a few more effective jabs. Both guys have plenty of room to grow and could definitely do a lot in the next few weeks, so looking forward to seeing more from both. Floss took it unanimously.
Sharp 1-1 vs script 0-1
Good battle, Scrypt. Scrypt kind of went for better flow than anything else - which I can appreciate cause if nothing else it means the verse reads kind of smoothly. His 9 on the waist and closer were pretty cool but done awkwardly. Most guys seemed to dig my beating a dead horse and found the verse consistent. If Scrypt kept that smooth read element to his verses and upped his game on concepts he could be a pretty entertaining battler, but for now I took it 11-0.
Top Punches
10. Jimmy vs. Tic Tac
Your girl loves Jimmy, kisses my neck and says I’m the best
So when I give her a facial Tic….It has nothing to do with her case of Tourette’s
9. Tettris vs. Figurative
It’s absurd you’re even here. Best advice is pack it…
Cuz Figure skating on thin ice…n my double axel slice you faggot
8. God of War vs. Tyler
your slut lets eryone hit it, that bitch is known to bed hoods
the only way we'd consider that pussy strikt, is cuz shes never seen dead wood
7. Hush vs. Malachi
When he rhymes it's clear in his minds not a clue
All u gotta do is look how mal function. It's obvious his brain gotta few
6. Destroyer vs. Lotto Smirk
des will destroy u. champ match? nah, I'm hurtin ur case
it's like I borrowed the Joker's blade the way I'm leaving smirk on his face
5. Karaoke vs. ill nik-A
Get a real job, the only things u can afford are Jordan's and pot
U've got a pension for swaying, sad thing is it's the only 1 that u've got
4. ill nik-A vs. Karaoke
Race talk can become a hairy situation I’ve seen son get bitter
but we all know ur ‘fade’ to black is more like a soup bowl cut on a wigger
3. Karaoke vs. ill nik-A
Every time u post a pic it looks like the buttons are popping
Hit the track & try getting to a Finishline when a pair Jordan's not dropping
2. ill nik-A vs. Karaoke
ur thought process is cheap; ur discussion & current event rhyme poorest
I mean u even flip other people’s tags… so I’m making u pay the price for it
1. God of War vs. Tyler
youve been the almost guy ur whole career, uve almost made the top
if we asked u for directions, theyd take us to right before our destination spot
POWER RANKS
1.KARAOKE
2.DESTROYER
3.GOD OF WAR
4. TETTRIS
5.HUSH
6.TYLER
7.DEFIANT
8.SHARP NINE
9. ALLEN KNIGHT
10. ORC/CTRLF4
HONORABLE MENTION...BLUE BAYOU...BAGS...HT
BATTLE OF THE WEEK
KARAOKE VS ILL nik-A
ILL nik-A
Race talk can become a hairy situation I’ve seen son get bitter
but we all know ur ‘fade’ to black is more like a soup bowl cut on a wigger
u’re on NC acting hood but cousin why don’t u prove ur type, bitch
unless Uncle Tom’s nephew is scared of postin his pic & not bein accepted by white kids
I’ll pretend too & let ur lies slide but homie get ur rhymes right
cuz those aren’t punches… I’m assuming it’s only a fist cuz u hate ur white side
ur thought process is cheap; ur discussion & current event rhyme poorest
I mean u even flip other people’s tags… so I’m making u pay the price for it
I’ll beat u at ur own game addressing ur nonsense besting ur process
cuz I’m sure u’ve entered the Bates Motel thread… fishing for the rest of ur concepts
I’ve got ur number… u know how many times I’ve bashed ur plans?!?
I’ve beaten u 7 times & u gonna need the 8th wonder of the world to even have a chance
Beating me? Pfft face ur inner demons pray now & hope
I'm not only gonna win this clean... I'm gonna shove sage down ur throat
I could either win or lose yes it's that simple
But uve set the bar so low there's no way I could be in limbo
KARAOKE
Hi...
Quote:
Originally Posted by ill nik-A
Niggaz don't know how to do dirt clean
When I was younger noone could see me
This Coke head thinks he's better than us but he's got people mislead
Only reason he's never been to jail is cuz they give the fiends rehab instead
If I were you, I'd be more focused on health
Only person wearing Jordan's at Jordan's age should be Jordan himself
Every time u post a pic it looks like the buttons are popping
Hit the track & try getting to a Finishline when a pair Jordan's not dropping
Innovator & Phuck are your pals, u'd meet real people if u tried a salad
The reason y u've got "No New Friends" is cuz ur the same size as Khaled
My verses got us to the tag semis, everyone said that was rape
Funny how I carried the team on my back yet ur the one bent out of shape
When's the last time you've lost a battle and not cried??
The downslope u've been on could make the ones in Sochi look like a park slide
Get a real job, the only things u can afford are Jordan's and pot
U've got a pension for swaying, sad thing is it's the only 1 that u've got
I've got a knack for winning and champing leagues without pulling strings
If I mention anything Nik knacks, I'd only be talking about useless things
Bye...
VERSE OF THE WEEK
KARAOKE
Hi...
Quote:
Originally Posted by ill nik-A
Niggaz don't know how to do dirt clean
When I was younger noone could see me
This Coke head thinks he's better than us but he's got people mislead
Only reason he's never been to jail is cuz they give the fiends rehab instead
If I were you, I'd be more focused on health
Only person wearing Jordan's at Jordan's age should be Jordan himself
Every time u post a pic it looks like the buttons are popping
Hit the track & try getting to a Finishline when a pair Jordan's not dropping
Innovator & Phuck are your pals, u'd meet real people if u tried a salad
The reason y u've got "No New Friends" is cuz ur the same size as Khaled
My verses got us to the tag semis, everyone said that was rape
Funny how I carried the team on my back yet ur the one bent out of shape
When's the last time you've lost a battle and not cried??
The downslope u've been on could make the ones in Sochi look like a park slide
Get a real job, the only things u can afford are Jordan's and pot
U've got a pension for swaying, sad thing is it's the only 1 that u've got
I've got a knack for winning and champing leagues without pulling strings
If I mention anything Nik knacks, I'd only be talking about useless things
Bye...
HONORABLE MENTION TO DESTROYER
NO SHOW SHINE
DESTROYER
des been doin this. I keep my punches & jabs tight
if lotto up & coming, it's under his sheets w/ a playboy & flashlight
I'm serious. cats see des & they run cuz they fear me kid
meanwhile, u got beat by jimmy, like ur girl just missed her period
des will destroy u. champ match? nah, I'm hurtin ur case
it's like I borrowed the Joker's blade the way I'm leaving smirk on his face
& I don't mean a fake smile, this dude's bars are straight vile
that's why my motto for lotto is the same as b rabbit's from 8-mile
think u got a chance @ this? think u can turn this battle into a killing?
ur not only the wrong man for the job, security is escorting u out of the building
HUSH
This a child vs a hustler.. I'll leave lil homie kilt
If he see powdery flakes they fall out aKellogg's box in a bowl of milk
We ain't friends or peers. That's straight honest
So Going hand to hand with your necks the only way I'll shake on it
U can't make it in this world, sadly ur lacking the heart clown
If this ain't a free win it's on clearance sale with a 99% markdown
I body bag everybody I battle. Pistol on me like ill shoot whoever
Only time you carry one is when you add nine and two together
When he rhymes it's clear in his minds not a clue
All u gotta do is look how mal function. It's obvious his brain gotta few