Origin of one of us

[super pimp trillionaire]

Be my google.
I dont want 182638473537293 results, just the right one. Or at least a funny one.
Origin?
Movie? Meme? Song? Commercial? Novel?

[Fart]

wut

[Masaii]

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[Split]

Sharp Nine was born in a gutter to hypoallergenic scully rats

[Sharp]

Split came to be when a can of grape soda was dumped onto a beta test of banjo-kazooie

[Split]

Sharp cures his glasses in a solution of blue Tropicana Twister and Static Guard before bed

[Dope girl]

one of the top site <3 :)

[Sharp]

Split's signature dish contains a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese, a bottle of Nikolai vodka, 3 1/3 eggs and his cousin's tears

[Fig]

ITT split has a back n forth roast session with himself

[Dope girl]

Lets get it!

[Sharp]

Figurative exploded out of a nonfunctioning well on the 385th anniversary of all 12 tribes of Zamunda unifying

[Split]

Every time a baby falls head-first onto linoleum, a fortune teller wakes up screaming with Sharp Nine's face seared into their memory

[Split]

when Figurative switches his side and arm masturbating arrangement he calls it "playing devil's advocate"

[Sharp]

fucking gone lmao

96% of all slalom-related accidents can be traced back to Split

[Fig]

:/

[Split]

the average social interaction with Sharp Nine lasts seven seconds (indoors) and is known to cause birth defects in the state of California

[Sharp]

Everyone on Split's speed dial has some sort of background in astrology

NAQ is a pair of Marvin Gaye's socks gone rouge

[Sharp]

Figurative considers himself a survivalist after successfully eating soup with a knife

[Split]

rouge
http://images.wikia.com/leagueoflegends/images/3/31/Beatnik_Doctor_George_Costanza.jpg


Sharp Nine is currently bartering his way through college with unused Dave and Buster's tickets.

[Sharp]

Split's ATM is a broken playstation 1 that is lacking with interest rates but makes up for it with customer service

[Split]

sharp 9's asymmetrical swagger matches his half-assed knowledge of the american banking system yo

[Sharp]

Split is the mascot for 5 completely unrelated Japanese realtors

[~RustyGunZ~]

what is going on in here

[super pimp trillionaire]

Why I gotta be the socks tho? A nigga can't be the voice? Dammm

[Split]

Sharp Nine's soul can be channeled through a TV tuned to exactly the halfway point between LogoTV and G4

[Sharp]

Split has built two robots entirely out of broken flashlights, each modeled after a different Christopher Columbus

[~RustyGunZ~]

NAQ was created by a mix of mf dooms tears and the blood of richard pryors uncle in a 17th century teacup poured onto a Growables! Wonder Capsule

[Sharp]

Knuck has fathered two illegitimate children with a tub of Crisco. He considers one a disappointment and is currently putting the other through trade school

[Split]

Sharp Nine considers his off-green Cavalier family, and gives it presents on major Christian holidays as well as their anniversary

[Sharp]

Split's autobiography is Finnegan's Wake with 10 pages of full-color pictures of Andrew W.K. in the middle

[Split]

s9's duvet cover is where passion goes to perish

[~RustyGunZ~]

Every February 29th Deliciousgirl performs a routine at the Great Alaskan Bush Company in Anchorage. The act requires a Victorian wedding gown, a box of Captain Crunch, and a key to a 1982 Dodge Caravan. On March 24th 2004, after weeks of restless nights from witnessing the event, the David Lama Wig Conspiracy was born.

[Sharp]

Split dresses up as Aladdin every memorial day so the tooth fairy is extra generous

[~RustyGunZ~]

Jack the Ripper is a direct ancestor of Baron Mynd. He created a Minecraft level using vivid paintings of Jacks he found in the family estates attic as inspiration. He uses it as an outlet for his rage whenever he is turned down by toothless 3's at the local watering hole.

[~RustyGunZ~]

VERITAS was originally the protagonist of a novel being written by a schizophrenic. After a fire started by a VCR that had the last copy of the unedited Lion King stuck in it burned down the mans mental ward, first responders pulled a bald man out of the collapsing building. He was in no database that the FBI could find, and after sunrise he disappeared into seemingly thin air.

[Sharp]

gone @ knuck's intricate yet plausible backstories

[super pimp trillionaire]

Artemis has two and a half big toes on his left elbow, they are fully functional but only answer to Jason.

[Split]

VERITAS was originally the protagonist of a novel being written by a schizophrenic. After a fire started by a VCR that had the last copy of the unedited Lion King stuck in it burned down the mans mental ward, first responders pulled a bald man out of the collapsing building. He was in no database that the FBI could find, and after sunrise he disappeared into seemingly thin air.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[super pimp trillionaire]

Sharp nine is actually the ghost of an abandoned military super computer whose funding was cut before any programs were loaded, but not before several pornographic websites were downloaded in their entirety to his database

[super pimp trillionaire]

Knucklehead has a crush on the cute black girl down the street, but is afraid of rejection for his chewlip. She is waiting for him to beat his fears, yet all he beats is off...

[~RustyGunZ~]

September 2010

Young Fredrick Caicedo decided to defy all odds against him and become a hipster. He took a pair of his grandfathers old glasses and popped the frames out, and while there snagged a skyblue blazer from his papas wardrobe. With his new image, he asked some fellas in the quad watching the UK version of The Office on their iPad 3s if they'd like to come over to his house and drink Budweiser Platinum. They accepted. To make a good first impression, he bought an Atari from his stepfather, who was a cook at the local Dennys and actually his real father, and plugged it into his television. When the big time arrived, one of his new acquaintances tried to put a N64 Gex: Enter the Gecko cartridge into the Atari. By everyone's surprise it worked, and they played for hours. When the night was no longer young, and all of the hipsters were gone, Fredrick attempted to turn off the Atari. It shocked him with the might of 1,000 Arcade Fire fanboys and left him unconscious. He woke to a man hovering over him, who seemed to be wearing the attire of Gex. The being told him he was Pancakebrah and asked if he even lifted, and then drifted into the shadows.

[super pimp trillionaire]

Split has five dads.

[Split]

NAQ is an eHow top contributor

[super pimp trillionaire]

Split has a feeling, whoo hoo, that tonight's gonna be a good night...

[super pimp trillionaire]

Thread is why I grant Sharp and Split irrevocable net G cards.
W/e
peace

[YDK]

Every 27 years keepers creepers fears robrandas coming

[YDK]

A box filled with a decades worth of gay innuendo and fake porn orgasms previously called a shoutbox was sold on eBay. The purchase was mixed up and loosed a virus into the net world. That virus is now known as a dia

[super pimp trillionaire]

Unwitting gay innuendo in the window shaming kinfolk