Most Romantic Thing You've Ever Done

[StarFaggot]

I'm not romantic

[ill nik-A]

I bought a bottle of 1800 with flowers and chocolates

I'm a G... Gentleman

[StarFaggot]

Someone delete this thread can't believe a real nigga like myself would think this thread up. Got caught up in moment.

[StarFaggot]

I bought a bottle of 1800 with flowers and chocolates

I'm a G... Gentleman

Aww

[Hush]

Ate the box

Good thread Tom

[Witty]

Put it in da butt.

[Fig]

I took that bitch kids to chucky cheese and chopped her up right in the booth. I got her so good, tickets started comin out her pussy my nig.

[uh-oh]

i'm terrible with ho's YO

one chick i did some fly shit with tho back when i was 19ish in akron. i lived with my pops but he was in the depths of alcoholism so he went to work, went to the bar, came home barely able to park and would pass out dead to the world

so the crib was mine basically. well it was a saturday so he would work 7-12 and then be at the bar till damn near closing time. so i had the crib to myself and tried some FLY shit cuz my girl/the girl i was talking to was coming over. i had al green playing through my stereo and every candle i could find lit while i was cooking my specialty of spaghetti and meatballs right.

well she showed up the pure white person she is and thought it was corny, of course it was. but i kept telling her we were gonna have fun

did i mention i was drunk? well she ends up killing my al green and killing my drunk mood by hating like lol your weird. so inside my bloods boiling like motherfucker, steve harvey said this shit would work

so as im killing that and she turns on some mtv garbage reality show, i hear a doorbell

and its another chick and like 3 dudes with beer

so im like wtf yo. well apparently this bitch thought i was throwing a party since i said we would have fun. luckily i had blown out the candles before then since she already killed the vibe

but no worries, she informed them of that. i dont know these people so now im pissed and drunk and in my hayday of buffoonery.

but im holding it together like yo i got this excellent meal i aint giving nobody SHIT. im gonna drink there beer and then kick them out and play world of warcraft forever alone

well it didnt work out as planned. i dont know if you guys know but when im drunk i can't take JAPES and jokes at my expense. well the girl i was fucking with was clowning me a little so i was like WHATEVA WHATEVA because shes on my lap and my hands on her inner thigh and im thinking your gonna eat them words yo. but then one of the dudes like added on to something she said i don't remember

but i tossed her off of me and she tripped over the coffee table awkwardly and i manhandled the one guy. grabbed him by the shirt like in a kids movie where the giant kid picks up the little kid by the front of his shirt

well i didnt pick him up i was just drunkenly pushing him around/through and over stuff his boys jumped up like whoa whoa

and i was in furious rage mode by this point, too much adrenaline to where when i think back im embarassed but it was like blackout rage. i threw the dude out onto my porch and his boys were terrified, bunch of lame skinny weirdos. told em all to bounce

the last dude was trying to put his shoes on and i slapped him in the ear like lets go nigga

but word

that was one of the most depressing events of my life

young depressed hooligan. they all probably think im the devil. but thats what i get for messing with a preppy white chick who was too good for me. with her shitty lame preppy white dude friends in cargo shorts and polo's

i finished that day playing world of warcraft and beating off in my room forever alone

[Batty]

I pulled out one time when a chick was too caught up to ask me not to.

[Alphabet]

^^ thats true love

and ahaaa uh-ohs story

[Strikta]

God damn uh-oh smh

lool

[Fart]

didn't force anal on the ho that day. that was pretty nice of me

[Dope girl]

I remember I kissed my ex bf at the movie theater it felt so good, Good ol days.

[StarFaggot]

Lol @ uh oh. If more people showed up at my place unannounced id tell them they have to leave, period. The hoe who originally came too.

[Sicc]

I remember I kissed my ex bf at the movie theater it felt so good, Good ol days.

Lol wtf.

[...the Nagger]

one chick I took her to like a 4/5 star restaurant in williamsburg (where busch gardens is) with $50 entrees and we got a nice suite to wrap the night up

thats was vday a few years back

we dressed up and errthang I had a reason to wear a suit back then

[uh-oh]

shoulda just took her to busch gardens yo

i forgot those even existed

i remember being a kid at the one in florida looking at PARROTS and shit while a marching band went by with tubas and shit

and they had them "whitewater" rafting rides

[Witty]

I love how uh-oh puts random words in CAPS.

It makes me laugh every time.

Well done.

[Objective]

I like doing romantic shit when I'm with someone, I'm good at it too. But that's for me and whoever girl I'm with, and what I do is different depending on the girls personality. No, I aint sharing that shit.

[TYSON]

Bought a dozen roses, teddy bear, and got my great grandmothers wedding ring. Put the ring on the teddybear finger. Came home from college and was planning to surprise her so i told everybody not to tell her I was coming home. I get to her moms crib and she is phat bootyed up(fat as fuck) but she was acting strange. Im thinking there is another nigga in the house so im casually searching around even looked in her mom room cause her mommy trife like that but no nigga so im relieved then she hit me with the im pregnant bomb. I had to gather myself. And left after i told her u couldn't wear condoms i was fucking other bitches but i never got them pregnant. Yea never tried romantic dives again.

[Rawn MD]

uh-oh always classic lol

'steve harvey sa id sht would work"

[Chyeahhh!!!]

got my girl those prescription inserts for the ESS profile NVG goggle. Them shits will last her a lifetime.


over and out

[Eŋg]

took her anal virginity gently. romance, son.

[God Of War]

damn my girl got me an original bad record for vday this year

[Ghost1]

Wtf!?!?

That shit mustve been dumb expensive?

[Just Write]

I bought mt first girl a dozen dozen roses and has them delivered to her school on her lunch... waste of money tbh.

Then once set up a table with candles and a white cloth on the rooftop of our apartments, sprinkled roses and those little white candles that are like 100 for 5$ all over the roof lol.

Then i grew up n realized if you fuxk em right you ain't gotta do shit else

[God Of War]

Wtf!?!?

That shit mustve been dumb expensive?

the record?? im thinking round 3 or 4 hundred

its fucking dope tho

she got me the thriller one for my birthday

[Ghost1]

Word ...yea i bet it cost a lil somthin.

Thats dope ... mike da god.

[Hush]

Bought a dozen roses, teddy bear, and got my great grandmothers wedding ring. Put the ring on the teddybear finger. Came home from college and was planning to surprise her so i told everybody not to tell her I was coming home. I get to her moms crib and she is phat bootyed up(fat as fuck) but she was acting strange. Im thinking there is another nigga in the house so im casually searching around even looked in her mom room cause her mommy trife like that but no nigga so im relieved then she hit me with the im pregnant bomb. I had to gather myself. And left after i told her u couldn't wear condoms i was fucking other bitches but i never got them pregnant. Yea never tried romantic dives again.

No wonder u fuck kids now

[God Of War]

Word ...yea i bet it cost a lil somthin.

Thats dope ... mike da god.

damn it i cant find the thread where i asked u to link me to u ethering dlb off the site rofl

[Ghost1]

Lmao its the jusotin bieber thread


An both links r in it :)

[TYSON]

No wonder u fuck kids now

Yo we can box this out, son. Make sure u bring your youngins tho or no deal...

[big baby]

once big baby was getting ready for valentinos for mustachio incorporated ball at the mustachio towers in northern manhattan next to mustachio bank and lauren by mustachio. big baby took mustachia out to ordinary dinner and mustachia wasnt having it. the twinkle in her eye said its ok weve been married so long bb da bb but i can tell she was upset that i didnt take her to the cinderella ball like she was precariously looking aposter of when i snuck into her room and spied on her while she was naked with bib on. i didnt say anything cause i wanted 2 see what she was up too. while waiter put my and her bib on i said hey waiter come here ya yankee hes like who me im like yes come here. he come like stumbling over yes mustachio what can i get you. im like dere a fight going on in a 2.9 star hotel with two losers in about 2 hours he said but your sire what do you want me to do i smack the shit out of him im like dont ever fucking speak unless i touch your thigh hes like ok and i smack him again im like thats your penis not thigh you idiot hes blushing like sorry i smack again but this time i smack his penis he a idiot he got hard lol i tipped him for his tip. wink wink. mustacha wasnt please its ok listen to story. so then i called owner of entire 5 star restaurant we in and mustachia is like omg muistachio youre so flashy and ugh like normal wife of 34 years do im like mustacha i swear ro tfucking GOD SHUT TEH FUCK UP IM A BUSINESS BABY and she cried to herself wiping tear with bibs i call waiter over im like what u got on menu hes like for what i smack him again idiot i didnt touch his thigh but thne i said lol jk you can talk, anyway, long story short manager and owner come im like my wife want to go to cinderella ball but before dat i want to take her 2 see a fight primetime and he like what u want me to do i said there a little mehicano with a weird chest proportion and a maybe black maybe white guy in a hotel lobbie about 20 mins from here in a poor hotel i would neve rbe seen in he like ok so long story short i make the waiter staff take me like king to hotel and watche the fight i saw mehicano with a mustachio glistening i bet on him cause mustachio da only way to go he walk in hotel and fight about to commence idk who cause idk who opponent is,i heard its a masked figure. mustacha is enamored shes like oh big baby!! with her tiny baby voice and drooling all over her new silk baby dress she like dis so romantic im like 8-) i know mustacha i know i smack her just out of habit shes like baby why imlike lol shut up watch fight love u idiot she cryr some more waiter thigh i touch and he like yes sir im like you got big dick bitch hes like lol :) anyway fight abotu to start bell ring and mehicano run out of hotel apparently he thought it was the immigrant worker bell and he went to find truck and i was disappointed, nobody else was in lobby at the time so it was weird. anyway i took her to cinderella ball and fuck baby in baby twaterina and had more tiny baby babies they like me baby but smaller baby so small with big cocks

[Wise Wiggles]

I need a mustachia